eddsworld-enchanted-era

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

*cue some excitement screaming could be heard from another universe*

"..."

"...Do you have to scream?" Red Leader questions, putting a little more emphasis on the 'have' than he really ought, "Especially if you're doing it so loud the entire damn multiverse can hear you?"

#mod robohoe #eddsworld fan era #eddsworld au #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld #eddsworld red army #eddsworld red leader #eddsworld tord #eddsworld red leader tord #answered ask

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

(OOC: apologies to all the asks that have been piling up! the post i'm currently working on as a reply to one such ask is rather big and it's been taking a while!)

(i promise i'll answer everything else when i can! ^^ )

#mod robohoe #ooc post

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

"Well, that explains the music."

"Anyways..."

Red Leader clears his throat, taking on a tone that he hoped was intimidating.

"Go ahead. I'll turn you fuckers into turtle stew."

"Sir, I'm pretty sure the TMNT could take you on in a fight."

"And win?"

Patryck nods, rather solemnly, attempting to hide a smirk.

"..."

"...Okay, disregard my previous statement, then."

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[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

sounds of rock music echoing from the sewer

"..."

"...Someone's trying to get in through the pipes again, aren't they?"

#mod robohoe #eddsworld au #eddsworld fan era #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld #eddsworld tord #eddsworld red leader #eddsworld red leader tord #answered ask #(ooc: lilac when she wanders the sewers of norway to break into red leader's base???) #(ooc: not really as mod doodlenoodle confirms she didn't send this ask lol) #(ooc: but still. this is SO lilac-coded i might have to run a crossover event between this and our two incredibox blogs now lmao)

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

(Mod Robohoe here, just to complain a bit.)

(Desktop Tumblr is down, and I have an image-heavy post for this blog that I need to start a draft post for, since I have the first two images done... or at least, done-ish. (>.<"") )

(It's an ask answer too so I am going fucking NUTS waiting for this site to come back up on desktop. t(ToTt) )

(I've no clue what caused it (on account of not being the Tumblr engineers) but it's currently giving HTML Error 429 "Too many requests", and Isup.me reports it's happening for everyone.)

#tumblr happenings #tumblr problems #mod robohoe #(ooc post!)

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

with all that's going on with the boys in the main enchanted realm...

...how are the gals doing? :3 (bonus points if Charlotte, Tabitha, and Lel show up! /lh /nf)

Well, Charlotte, Tabitha, and Lel have been visiting the girls recently and Tori recently got back in touch with her cousin.

Tamara has been trying to bond with her sister again..

Tori got a side-job as a cashier.

Matilda keeps doing her own thing..

And.. Ell?..

Well.. She’s not doing that good.. Been more aggressive.. Locking herself in her room..

#ellsworld enchanted #ellsworld #eddsworld au #ew charlotte #ew tabitha #ew lel #ew tamara #ew tori #ew matilda #ew ell #eddsworld enchanted era #mod doodlenoodle #reblog #<- reblogged by mod robohoe btw!!! #HOLY SHIT DOODLENOODLE U R COMIN IN CLUTCH WITH THAT WOMEN CONTENT!!!!!!!! #i assume that tam and tab's bonding is going better than tim and tom's btw? xP

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

~Somewhere to stay.~

(base by the ever-incredible EddsWorld-Base on Deviantart, can be found here!)

(tw for alcoholism mention, and general angst.)

"So, yeah..." Tom says awkwardly, scratching at the back of his neck, "I was uh... wondering if we could stay here for a few nights."

"Well, I don't see why you couldn't," Sharpay begins with a smile, "We have a spare room, and-"

"He absolutely canNOT." Tim interrupts, glaring at the only other eyeless man in all of Europe, "Not after everything."

"C-Come on, Tim... I thought we put all that behind us!" Tom stutters as he attempts to reason with his brother, "It's... it's been years, th-this is really important, a-and I, well... I..."

"...I missed you..." he murmurs, barely audible as he glances away.

"Oh, you missed me?" Tim sneers, "Of all the people in the world, my lowlife drunk of a brother, who threw his entire career away in one night, who never wanted to see me again, that's the guy who misses me? Give me a damn break."

"I... you... it..." Tom fumbles for words, silent for a moment before he finds his voice, "It wasn't that I never wanted to - it's that you left me in the fucking dirt when I needed your help the fucking most, Timothy." he growls out the name of his more successful twin, "We were supposed to make it together. You weren't supposed to just walk away because I picked up a little drinking habit that you couldn't handle because it ruined our perfect, squeakly-fucking-clean image!" Tom raises his voice as he speaks, shouting the final few words.

"It wasn't a little habit - you damned near took me down with you!" Tim gestures with air quotes around 'little habit', voice taking on a mocking tone for a moment, "What was I supposed to do? Sacrifice myself for some loser who couldn't make it half a show without passing out? There was a reason I split off to do my own solo act!"

"It would have only been a little habit had you the mind to stop me!"

"Well maybe I didn't want to stop you!"

"What, would you be better off if I drank myself to death?!"

"Maybe I would be, you worthless alcoholic bastard!"

"Fine! Then maybe I will! This stupid world doesn't need saving anyway!" Tom shouts as he begins to storm away.

He is stopped as someone grabs his hoodie.

"Wh-" he can't finish the sentence as he's yanked into the house.

"You can stay." Sharpay says with a warm, friendly smile, pulling Tom close to himself, letting go of his hood to gently drape an arm over the man's shoulders, before he turns to Tim, only saying one word to the guitarist.

"Out."

"You can't tell me to leave, I live here!"

"And I'm the one paying the rent." Sharpay sighs, "So you can simply get over yourself and act like an adult, or you can leave."

"Psh, whatever." Tim scoffs, walking away, "Not like I want to be here anyhow."

Edd just kind of stands there, having been naught but a helpless spectator, before finally speaking up with a cough "...Should I... uh..." he pauses, at a loss for words, "You know..."

"No, no, it's okay! You can stay here too!" Sharpay gestures for Edd to come closer, smiling as though nothing had occurred, "I know you've been so eager to see Ded again, after all!"

"No offence, but how did you know? Did he tell you or something?"

"No, I've been spying on you." Sharpay deadpans, before snickering a little, "Of course he told me! He hasn't piped down about it since you called!"

"I mean... I can't blame him. It has been five years, after all." Edd shrugs a bit, stepping inside and shutting the front door behind him, "You got any coke in here?" he asks as he looks around.

"Nah, but we do have that... Mr. Salt? Or whatever it's called." Sharpay states idly, "But I could go out and-"

"It's alright, I can deal with Dr. Pepper." Edd smiles, while it hadn't been his favourite soda, he'd take most anything as substitute - just as long as it wasn't Pepsi.

He walks off to the kitchen, leaving Pay and Tom alone.

"And as for you..." he begins, a sly smile slowly spreading across his face "I'm not done with you just yet."

"Wh... what does that mean?" Tom asks cautiously.

"Whatever you want it to mean, dear." Pay grins, "I am the host, after all - and it's my job to make a guest feel welcome in my holes- my home."

#eddsworld #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld fan era #eddsworld au #EddsWorld-Base #eddsworld base #base edit #eddsworld tom #eddsworld edd #eddsworld tim #eddsworld pay #eddsworld sharpay #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld fanfiction #minific #mod robohoe #ENOUGH TIMPAY IT'S TIME FOR TOMPAY #jkjk... unless...? 😳 #also i KNOW in the last one with the typos i said they all made up #but i can't help myself... i am the sad man and i bring the angst.... #and also i mean... he's not totally kicking out tim he's just making him leave for the next few days #because he knows tim and tom will likely never be able to make up after everything that had happened over the years between them #and he does not want that drama lmao #also do ya like the new tim design - it's really subtle but... i changed his dye job a little lol #also also this is technically part of the episode - it'll likely be somewhat changed in the Snow Turning Back Now script #but nonetheless it will be there in some form... and yes it's basically ripping off that one scene in The End but hush #this is my fan era and i get to jank scenes/'make canon callbacks' #eddsworld Snow Turning Back Now #eddsworld fan episode

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

SIR! There's been multiple sightings of unknown warriors appearing in America, the United Kingdom, and Japan! What should we do?!

"Well, considering the locations - first, figure out whether these are real warriors or just neckbeards with internet-obtained prop swords... again..." Red Leader groans to himself, "Though I admit, with how much land we've taken recently, the UK is due for their first attempted uprising... I think Thomas and Edward are the most worrisome."

"Oh, and what else should you do? Report that to the local branches in the appropriate countries. While I am your leader, and my say is final," he emphasizes the 'is' in a tone that was a dash harsher than he really needed to use, "that does not mean that that our overseas operations are incapable of acting on their own. Particularly if acting of their own accord would mean fighting to preserve our hold on areas we have already claimed."

#eddsworld fan era #mod robohoe #eddsworld au #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld #eddsworld red army #eddsworld red leader #eddsworld tord #eddsworld red leader tord #answered ask #ughhhh @ the anon - i am this close to happy stimming #i fucking love writing red leader and this has the braincell going brrrrrr so hard rn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

ae

I need to draw YOUR Eddsworld AU of Tord. Yes, I'm talking to you. Send me those skrunkly dunklies. I wanna draw them.

Idc if this doesn't go boom boom viral, I need motivation.

If this doesn't blow up, idc. I will find your Tord AU. nomnomnom

#eddsworld #eddsworld tord #tord eddsworld #ew tord #tord ew #eddsworld au #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld fan era #a reblog #oh that's so cool! thank you so much!!! ^^

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

(mod robohoe here - 😭 i really need to finish the poster and the goose image,,,)

(perishing mentally,,, /lh)

#mod robohoe #eddsworld fan era #eddsworld enchanted era #mod speaks #silly #it's not even that bad of a workload i just have like... adhd or smn

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

if you're still doin' this: perhaps consider this blog's red leader design? :3c

ae

I need to draw YOUR Eddsworld AU of Tord. Yes, I'm talking to you. Send me those skrunkly dunklies. I wanna draw them.

Idc if this doesn't go boom boom viral, I need motivation.

If this doesn't blow up, idc. I will find your Tord AU. nomnomnom

#eddsworld #eddsworld tord #tord eddsworld #ew tord #tord ew #a reblog

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

Heh, you're pretty smart for a red leader, but if you're reading this...I put a tracker on your security system, and there's nothing to do about it, cause this tracker acts more like a virus..

Plus my friends and I can only see it, that's because I'm from a different world where all this stuff never happened because I prevented it from ever happening here and I hope you will cry in MERCY when the TBD police come

-Layla Larsson.

"Very strange message. I don't know anyone with the last name... Lars-son."

"And if you're from a different world, how am I reading this right now?"

"I guess I should put this with the other files..." Red begins to stand up, before it connects in his head.

While the last name wasn't ringing any bells to him, he did know a Layla, at some point in time. A faint memory of a childhood friend. He kept in touch with her for a while, but it eventually fizzled out, as most interpersonal connections tend to when you become the leader of a powerful army and begin annexing countries.

"...Unless, somehow, universes are connecting again. I suppose I should keep this in mind, hm?" he asks to no one in particular as he places the piece of paper in his desk.

"And I should tell my technicians to rip out all the security equipment and replace it with the next set due to a compromised central command server. Seriously, what is it with people and hacking my damn security systems? Do you fuckers know how expensive all those network-connectable CCTV cams are?"

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[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

Sir! A hacker managed to breach our security and it's now literally trying to erase all your hentai!

"Good luck... I have a hundred million THOUSAND backups of my ninety gigabytes, the locations of which you will never be privy to!" Red cackles.

"Sir?" Patryck asks as he enters the room, "It's a false alarm. It was just one of the lower ranks tripping the network sensors trying to view the folder, again."

"Speaking of which, you should really remove that from the network share. If I have to see one more big-tiddie catgirl I think I'm going to go rouge."

"Hate me all you want, you can't fight what you know - oppai is truth!"

"Yeah, whatever, you weeaboo shit." Patryck sighs, "Just be sure you get to the meeting on time today."

"I forgot I had that scheduled."

"Which is why you should be glad I remembered." Patryck murmurs, rolling his eyes as he leaves.

#eddsworld fan era #mod robohoe #eddsworld au #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld #eddsworld red army #eddsworld red leader #eddsworld red leader tord #eddsworld pat #eddsworld patryck #answered ask #answered asks

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

Hey Red, have you ever heard of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts?

"Can't say I have." Red states, tone a bit flat, "Are you perhaps one of them, looking to steal my heart, dear anon?~" he purrs, before immediately dropping back to his standard tone as he adds "because I am not interested. A relationship would be too much work while I am busy managing my army."

#eddsworld fan era #eddsworld au #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld #eddsworld red army #eddsworld tord #eddsworld red leader #eddsworld red leader tord #mod robohoe #answered ask #answered asks #(to be honest i have not heard of it either. some media reference i'm sure... possibly persona???) #(idk the most i play of video games is minecraft and various nintendo games sooo-)

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

The Goose also took one of our private documents, Sir.

"Oh dear... I'd suggest the goose works for Edd, but... it's likely just going to throw it in a lake or something."

"But if I am ever to be overthrown by a goose, you know why."

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[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

Sir, a goose has managed to infiltrate our base.

"Oh, is that who took my personal manga stash?" Red asks, "The other soldiers say he looked very untitled when he came past."

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[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

(in fact little sneak preview - here's the untitled goose! now who could he be pestering...? :3 )

M!A there's now an untitled goose in England!

(oohoohoo, a magic anon ask?)

(apologies that this answer is not an in-character thing - i'll do a whole series of little posts with drawings of everyone dealing with The Goose!)

(heck, i might get Mod DoodleNoodle to do some as well! ^^)

#eddsworld #eddsworld enchanted era #eddsworld au #eddsworld fan era #mod robohoe #ooc post