#when jaime said

[emprcaesar]

the kingsguard is one of my favorite parts of asoiaf. this honor that is fawned over and songs are written about. but it’s all fake. only those apart of the noble group understands it’s deep faults and ignore it. all these great men sit idly by as their king abuses their subjects. they are meant to protect the innocent unless it’s their king that is causing the pain. if the king says fall on their sword they would. that’s not honor or loyalty that’s plain stupidity. they are brainwashed into thinking honor is to not ask question and do whatever is asked and if they die pretty enough they might have a song sung about them. BOOOOOO!!!

art: sir galahad , monument , saint sebastian , artist david grove

#when jaime said #it was the white cloak that soiled me not the other way around #theyre idiots your honor #knight #knighthood #jaime lannister #arthur dayne #white cloaks #kingsgaurd #book quotes #sword of the morning #george rr martin #asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #book jaime lannister #house lannister #house dayne #florence and the machine #hoizer

[ilynpilled]

repeatedly dreaming about abandonment, isolation, and loss is normal and does not speak of a deep and ingrained fear that dictates all of your behavior and your desperation to be used, needed, and loved so you are not forsaken. this post was fact checked by real tywin “you cannot eat love” lannister patriots

#he is at his most wet little meow meow to me when he is crying begging and pleading ppl not to leave him #and it always ends with them leaving #which is why #the things i do for love he said with loathing like he will GO FAR to sustain that love #jaime lannister

[nyaskitten]

Here are some super epic gifts my awesomest pal ever Faisal made for me :333 I did indeed proceed to scream in his dms about how much I love them. btw !!!

@tm59

#he said im allowed to post them if I want and. well. i want ! #my face beyond lit up when i saw jaime my boy jaime !!!! #ninjago #ninjago art #oc: jaime #warriors of light #i actually almost squealed irl.

[falllpoutboy]

Gwendoline Christie and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau filming Game of Thrones Season Eight

#gotedit #gwendoline christie #nikolaj coster waldau #gotcastedit #jaime x brienne #braime #my edits #gwendolaj #baby's second gif set :) #queen of the blurry gifsets yeah yeah im gonna fix that #but if i said they were having their own private party when the cameras weren't rolling i'd be the bad guy right? 🙄 #@ new gwendoline fans: this is her work husband fyi #g/n

[nico-di-genova]

Jaime is a collection of the people that he loves.

He is his mother’s eyes, his father’s nose. He is the laugh that he shares with his sister – the same breathless way they draw in air before bursting into giggles all over again. He is the sharp wit that Rudy has taught him, and the curse words he told Jaime not to repeat. He is the steady hands passed on from his Nana, the gentle way she kisses his forehead.  

He is the beaded bracelet Rudy slipped from his own wrist and onto his nephews when Jaime was eight. When he had come home crying with a split lip earned from bullies who had shoved him to the concrete at school, and Rudy had given him the bracelet, claiming it would give him super powers. Then he’d driven Jaime to school the next day in his Tacoma and told Jaime to point out the boys that had pushed him.

He is the skills his Nana taught him. Like how to mend his own clothes, because he would fall from his skateboard so many times that she would get sick of doing it for him.

He is the burn on his arm from the time he and Milagro were trying to cook their mom breakfast for mother’s day, and Jaime accidentally leaned too close to the pan of frying eggs. His mom had bandaged the burn in a Pokémon Band-Aid, Piplup because that was Jaime’s favorite, and kissed it all better. When Milagro falls from her bike for the first time, Jaime will stick a Charizard Band-Aid onto her knee and do the same.

He is his father’s necklace, heavy around his neck and cool against his skin and the newest addition to the patchwork of what makes him him. It is the same chain he used to pull at as a baby, breaking the clasp one time when he yanked it with a chubby fist. The same pendant he used to try to stick in his mouth when his apá held him close. Jaime does not remember this, but his mother does when she presses the necklace into his hands at his dad’s funeral and tells him it is his.

Jaime does not know if it fits.

But it rests over his heart when he tucks it under his shirt and feels like a kiss to his knuckles. Like calloused hands ruffling his hair. Like when he told his dad he got into college and the man hugged him so tightly Jaime thought he just might never let go. He wears it like a promise now.

Jaime is a collection of people that he loves, and he carries them with him always.

#brought to you by sad thoughts I had in the theater when I realized Jaime gets his dad's necklace only after he fades in the cosmic realm #and immediately #i said lets make this shit hurt more #blue beetle #jaime reyes

[jdotsodomite]

why no bostonnickboeing open polycule. let boeing and boston compete over wooing nick. give me all the sucking and fucking all around

#jaime watches only friends #ofts spoilers #i thought we were gonna get that when boston said my boyfriends fine with it

[chococookiez]

ptv pic dump number 2 except it's just really silly goofy pics i got

ft. crowd shenanigans cause HELP

#pierce the veil #vic fuentes #jaime preciado #no tony tag cause hes not in any of them :( #there was so much shit held up in the crowd but i didnt get pics of most of it LMAOO #someone next to me was doing their duolingo streak #they held up the perfect lesson and when there was no response they just said #'nobody cares about my duolingo lesson' so i just said 'I CARE'

[augustheart]

i have to be honest blue beetle could've been the worst movie in the world--it wasn't--and i would've still given it points for having a physical costume and shooting in real locations. because on the one hand it's like is that really so much to ask these days and on the other hand nobody wants to do that anymore and it's truly exhausting to sit through cgi mess after cgi mess.

#you can't fake the movement of a real costume. you just. can't. you can try! but you can't. #when jaime gets hugged and the back piece moves because there's really something there to jostle... #i said this to a few people but it feels like a mid 2000s superhero movie with regard to... a lot of things actually but particularly that #and sure your mileage may vary on that front but i love that shit

[mssi]

i found it so interesting and albeit scary that certain known people were so vocal on october 7th but haven’t said that a word about thousands of innocent palestinians getting murdered and injured everyday in gaza since then. like whole families are being wiped out and children, women, men are fighting for their lives with no help from the rest of the world while they’re slowly dying because, besides their homes being bombed out of nowhere, they also have no food, water or electricity. a genocide is being committed and everyone just turned their heads away because those lives don’t matter apparently (according to certain people with celebrity status).

#like HOW can you just watch children being murdered and think that’s okay because it’s self defense #how is THAT self defense? what has those children done except trying to survive in a world that doesn’t want them to exist #also fuck jaime lee curtis. she posted a picture thinking it was israeli children when it actually was palestinians and she hasn’t said ONE #word about it. talk about being a horrible person #free palestine #gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #middle east #tw israel

[idyllcy]

congrats on your 1K!!! <33333

i would love to get a matchup with someone from DC <3

I'm a very extroverted introvert, if that makes sense. I've been told I'm very caring and notices things about people that other usually wouldn't. I believe I'm quite funny and entertaining :) I'm a very sarcastic person! I tend to be quiet unless you really get to know me. I tend to seem very mean and little bossy but it's really just how I am!

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Ideal date? My lord. Probably a christmas day spent in the city first, just strolling around (especially book, plant, pet and funiture shops). Then eating a chinese all you can eat buffet (i need my deep fried octopus rings ok.) and then probably a go at the cinema before we head home and relax

I have such a hard time describing my type because i will literally take anyone who likes me. But smth about the "hate everyone except you" is rlly cute :( but also them being all sweet n cute and golden retriever? yes pls

I'm quite sure im an INTP

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My hair is dyed a navy blue, like a deep one but i lowkey need to re-dye it because blonde roots are haunting me. I have pretty deep green eyes and i wear rounded glasses (because im blind (-5)). I'm quite tall (6'4") and i'm pretty decently built muscle-vise (volley-player for years so thighs, back, shoulder and forearms).

i hope this made sense :(( <333

and once again, congrats on the 1K!!!

jaime, baby

"Cariño!" Jaime beams, opening his arms for you.

You throw yourself into his arms, and he beams, spinning you around, arms flush against your skin as his cheek presses to yours, lips curled into a giant smile.

He holds up the takeout, lips curled into a smile as you let him in.

"Octopus rings?"

"You know I could never let you have it without." Jaime hums. "Mi tia made them too."

"God, that must be good." You mumble, handing him a paper plate. "Shall we dig in?"

"After you, Cariño."

Headcanons:

Jaime? Down bad. Absolute golden retriever. Loves you. Goes insane for you. You want takeout at two am? He's there.

Helps you dye your hair!! He's super good at it too so the coloring is never uneven

Lots of wandering! He's warm-blooded, so if you ever get cold, his hands are on you. He's got you covered :3

He argues a lot with Khaji Da but ultimately the beetle does approve of you

Expect him to lift you a lot!! he gets super excited when he sees you so he twirls you around

#YOU'RE THE ONE WHO I SAID 'Jaime.' WHEN I FIRST GOT YOUR REQUEST #chinese all you can eat is so real tho me too #jaime reyes x reader #☾.matchups #☾.events

[brienneevenstar]

germ: *slaps roof of jb car* this bad boy can fit so many parallels to westerosi folklore and history in it

#jaime x brienne #other asoiaf ships can't relate 😔 #where were u when germ said i should be writing the main series but lemme write about jb ancestors being in love first bc soulmates #and then he went and derailed the whole series by dedicating a whole book to jb + c

[maddie-grove]

Sometimes I think about watching Tea and Sympathy (a peculiarly 1950s movie that is against toxic masculinity while still being homophobic) with my dad, and how disappointed he was in Laura for sleeping with Tom at the end. “Awww come on,” he said, like he’d seen a bad play in a football game. “That’s not necessary.”

#tea and sympathy #he also declared his disapproval while watching game of thrones #of Jaime/Cersei #‘there’s no reason to do that’ he said #(of the characters not the show) #in the same tone that he used when we saw the dark knight in 2008 #and he saw that some people had brought their very young children #a tone of very mild disapproval is what I’m saying

[half-doomed]

I hope dallon collabs with beck some day

#that would be soooo slay and i know dallon's such a big fan of his he would love it #when mr rock sound said in the interview that what love was giving midnite vultures i was like YESSS #bc i thought the same thing #i see your vision dallon #not even 5 seconds in i was in love w the song 😭 #i didnt expect to love it this much but the vibes are immaculate #anyways yes idkhow x beck collab i am SPEAKING this into existence #jaime posts #.txt

[ilynpilled]

im such a basic fuck but asos is so good like its so good idgafff. still da fave as much as i like feast/dance

#george was right when he said its his best book so far i fear #jaime stan and asos lover i am NOT beating the dudebro allegations #u guys do not get it i have the most popular and basic opinions but for based reasons pls i swear i swe #i do think george’s writing got better after but asos is something special

[brokcncrowns]

From infancy all the way up until late adolescence, Tyrion suffered from frequent and rather painful ear infections. Though attended by the Rock's maester as diligently as he could, there was little that could be done besides wait them out.

#ooc ; #headcanons ; #c; tyrion #cersei often did her best to make them worse by screaming in his presence and overall being a nuisance. #ESPECIALLY when he was a baby and couldn't leave the room to avoid her #tywin never said anything to her about it but if jaime caught her he'd scold her. which is why she never did it with jaime around

[kidcooper02]

BLEU BEETLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#I CRIED THE WHOLE TIME #OH MY GOD #IT WAS SO #AND EVERYONE WAS SO #MY FAMILY MY FAMILY #MY MOMS FAMILY IS FROM SONORA SO WHEN HE SAID THAT I WAS LIKE !!!! #WOWIEE #i lvoe u jaime i love you jaime i love #blue beetle