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jazeswhbhaven · 2 months

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Happy March, Lovelies!

Just a little blog update from me~ It's come to your attention most likely that I am extremely slow with requests despite the guidelines I listed on my pinned ^^; Tbh at first I was getting a lot of requests all at once so I was like UH overload? And then couldn't dish them out quickly because I didn't want to have them in poor quality. The new requests coming in aren't as frequent so I can catch up more easily with the old ones that have been sitting for a while, many apologies to those who have been waiting. I promise ya'll I'm not ignoring anyone on purpose. I like to really make sure requests are done well, and they aren't like my random reactions or little blurbs that require 0 thought. Also, this is my first time doing something like this as a writer, the ADHD of the tism wins a lot, so yes I am not as organized as I should be. For anyone who's sent encouragement/compliments, thank you thank you. As always I want to give a tentative schedule of what you're gonna see this month from me! 💚request catch-up! 💚once requests are completely clear, catch up on any reacts I've had in the drafts 💚maybe one audio react?? 💚PB didn't really mention an event, but there may be one since we saw Gamigin appear. If there's an event then yes I'll be doing my usual react <3 Now a heads up for April! Not only is that my birthday month woohoo...but it's usually the month where I have the "worst" luck imaginable for whatever reason. Never fails there's always something going wrong, so I try to limit doing anything during. So for that entire month, I am closing requests, but leaving my inbox open for anything else (I will bring this up again once April comes around) At the same time, I'm going to probably answer my OLD OLD requests from my prior blog that got shadowbanned. I still owe you all the Beel fics I didn't post for 7days of Beelzeluv, and some more music headcanons, and a drawing of Mammon. Let's see if I'm able to squeeze any of that in this month before April which will be amazing if that's possible. Thank you all so much for being amazing followers and being so nice about the lateness of the requests. T^T as always, your lovely admin ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)(•ө•)💙

#jwhbhaven blog updates🖤#blog update #whb stuff!#stay tuned #you're all awesome thank you

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leseraph · 3 months

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OH MY GOD?!?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT

levi and mc going at it on his throne in front of everyone and the others are just??? cool with it??? AND LEVI'S EXPRESSIONS ARE JUST 🤌 CHEF'S KISS

#MAN CAN STRANGLE ME ANY DAY IDC #the whole hansel and gretel thing too but instead of breadcrumbs they're leaving behind a trail of levi's sticky white stuff i actually cant #whb #what in hell is bad #what in 'hell' is bad #what in “hell” is bad?#whb leviathan

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luceafarul-de-dimineata · 11 days

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"What will you do once I pass away?" The question came out of the blue, but such strange questions were par for the course at this point. Gamigin was nuzzling to your neck when you spoke, but he wasn't phased.

"I'll revive you. Death won't be permenent in Paradise Lost for as long as I'm around to stop it." You were running a hand through his blue hair, playing with a strand of it.

"But what if you don't revive me? If you can't revive me? What will you do then?" The dragon stopped kissing up your neck and shifted so he would be at eye level with you on the bed. He looked confused and hurt which almost made you ashamed that you asked the question.

"My staff can bring anyone back from the dead."

"Ok, but I age and demons don't what about that? What if I get so old I want to die to end my mysery."

Gamigin looked even more confused by your words. He didn't quite understand why humans aged so fast. He pouted in thought and stared at the ceiling. After a while, with a stern voice he asks "How long do humans usually live for?"

You try to remember your anthropology classes and what the avarage age of death was for your country, but you just can't put your finger on it. "I don't know, 70 or something like that." "70! Only 70 years!?!" He pushed you to the bed and pinned you to it with a shocked expression. His mind was working overtime trying to calculate just how long that timespan felt like.

Finally, he turns to you and holds your hands softly kissing them both. He stares determined in your eyes. "You are going to have the most exciting life ever. I promise you. What do you wish to do before you die?"

You've never seen him so stern, but the question was one that you've many times asked yourself yet never seemed to have an answer to. Gamigin's glare was starting to intimidate you so you gently slap his face.

"Don't look at me like that! You're making me nervous! I don't know what I want to do before I die. I just kind of want to see where life takes me."

Gamigin smiles like he usually does and pins you to the bed with a hug. His staff, which he kept in one hand at all times, jiggled lively as you both collapsed on the cottage bed.

"Well then, I want to cuddle with you and rewatch the 'How to Train Your Dragon' trilogy. And then we can play blackjack and whoever wins has to wash the dishes after dinner!" Gamigin proclaimed before kissing your cheek and nuzzling into it.

"Who tought you blackjack?" It was strange hearing your usually innocent boyfriend putting forth the idea of blackjack of all things.

"My brother Buer. He also thought me the dishes strategy as well. Jokes on him, I won." His giggle was contagious and you two ended up just cuddling and watching movies for the better half of the night.

If your relationship with Gamigin thought you anything, it was that you didn't have to live through bombastic experiences to enjoy life. You were having the time of your life just being close to him.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb gamigin #whb fluff #whb x reader #I'm experimenting with writing formats #to see which ones I like the best #for now I can say that I love writing dialog #but I struggle with narrative and especially serious one #let's hope practice will improve on this issue over time #and you'll get to see it!#did you guys know I'm a published author of non fiction #crazy world out there #if you read all of this through #hi #you're really cool #thank you for caring about my stuff

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satans-no1fann · 21 days

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one of my last dumps for a bit, satan and levi pngs

also, i just uploaded like ~35+ things to the wiki. do i get a candy now? im tired.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb leviathan #whb satan #also if someone could set up a juno p page on the wiki for me thatd be very appreciated #probably wont be able to myself tmr since i have a lot of stuff going on and it's like 1am for me right now #and i still dont know how making a page on fandom works #will probably upload more stuff to the wiki tomorrow also

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sweeteaacakes · 2 months

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The "Can You Go To The Store And Buy Some Pads For Me?" Meme [The Kings, ft. Seraphims]

I just think Satan would be the most chaotic one. He'll ask what's your bussy size. Ends up sending you the pic of a styrofoam (he doesn't know what a d!ld0 is, imagine him knowing what a pad is 😭). He'll ask the cashier. Ending up buying brands of pads. He won't beat Mammon tho, who brought every brand just in case.

Contemplating if to put Leviathan on "uterUS". I guess he would think so but won't be vocal lol

The two seraph? Cool with it. Get on the point. Bold of you to think they don't know how a human body is, a creation of God. But will make the cashier swear they have never seen them there.

Meanwhile Raphael is on that aisle making chaos with Satan because they're figuring it out.

A different tier-list ver with other nobles and angels btw.

Paradise Lost all know what's the job. Gamigin just makes it extra.

Edit: akxjqisq I just noticed I misspelled "thick" in "think" djqjskqkfff

#what in hell is bad #whb meme #whb kings #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb lucifer #whb michael #whb raphael #whb gabriel #whb headcanon #.sweeteaa stuffs

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odysseys-blood · 17 days

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i think its very fun to consider the mc as another king like obviously not the same way as the devil kings but in two ways: one being that you are the descendant of the wise king, solomon, and what he had has been inherited by you, but also as in the mc having rule over a very small, but wholly devoted kingdom.

and by that i mean minhyeok.

sure it was a kids game, him swearing his loyalty to you and you ordaining him as your knight, but that kids game became his reality. he is your only subject but he will never leave you. whatever he can do to protect you, he'll jump to it in a heartbeat even if in the end it costs him his life. but a king cannot be a king with no one to rule, which is why when it was your turn to save him there was no hesitation to literally make a deal with the devil to keep him alive. and he will wait as long as it takes until you return and he can be by your side again

#cliffnotes/.txt #whb #what in hell is bad #ive been rotating loyal/minhyeok stuff in my head ugghhhghh #also funny i named my mc that before i knew what was going down in the game. thats just what i picked before starting #ive never changed it either #i just knew ☝🏽#i also like to think of this as being something that puts the mc on more level footing with the others bc of solomons influence but also #their own role playing king since childhood #how long does an actor play a role before its no longer just a role yknow #when the curtains wont drop it starts to become reality because theres no one else you can be. the play isnt ending #because somewhere along the way it stopped being just a play. its a way of life now #edit: i forgot to say but the knighting thing is in one of minhyeok's side stories!#i believe in ch2 or 3 i went to find the screenshots to make sure i didnt make up that convo in my head #then forgot to check where it actually was.

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skoetiepoetie · 19 days

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I wonder if the hissing that Lucifer did is a devil trait or an angel trait, or maybe just his own thing

#mmm i wanna know if others can hiss like that as well #i dont think we've seen others do it tho #so maybe he's just quirky like that #skoetie's stuff #whb #what in hell is bad #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy #whb lucifer #lucifer

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da-shrimping-station · 11 days

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Childish Jealousy L card

[ edit: i've read the card prologue and added my thoughts under the cut + a bit of a rant ]

my initial thoughts:

Just a shot in the dark yk,,,,

Will the card's H scene be them being a pair of high schoolers getting frisky in an empty classroom after school?

Yk, fucky wucky magic and Levi's personality aside

That's,,,,

That's pretty tame? Imo at least

Huh,,,,,

I've done and seen worse when i was in high school

childish jealousy is really a fitting name for this L card cuz that's the whole motivation for it 😭

can't believe he put the entirety of Gehenna castle to sleep and strut around like they own the place (also Foras splashing tea on the sleeping Sitri lmaoooo u bitch)

also saying that Asmodeus is in charge of regulating that particular substance,,,,,interesting

bruh Levi just Thanos snapped Minhyeok into non-existence jgjdhfjsnsndngkdn poor baby

so MC is mildly aware of what's going on

the pair go about the school day w MC being an absolute total klutz (idk if it's because of how the dream is set up or if that's how the day actually went but holy shit bestie how are you that disorganised????)

Levi acting like a disgruntled mom friend is not what i expected

o yea he also strangled a student but eeeehh 🤷‍♀️

"your heart goes thump when you're being as honest as a devil" something something,,,okayyy maybe that's when MC became more honest about their desires 🤔

and the dreamspace yeeted all the other students away

heh people really went off the rails when they saw the words "childish" and "Children's Day" on the banner without knowing the context

Children's Day was only mentioned in passing when MC was reminiscing and from the bit of research I did on the holiday, when kids turn 13, that's their last time to celebrate it cuz they're no longer children

so yea children have NOTHING to do w the event AT ALL (obviously) (i still stand by what i said in one of my reblogs re: this event when it was first announced)

so it really is just a role playing scenario in a school setting w some mild uniform kink maybe (i saw a post of part 2 and MC was turned back into an adult)

and like, they didn't even do anything when MC was their high school self 😭

eeeeyyyyy glad to know that my hunch was correct 🦐 still won't be pulling for this card but I appreciate the art and the ass hehehehe

#what in hell is bad #whb #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#whb leviathan #🦐:ramblings #my high school experience was #smth else #someone got possessed and spread a lil bit of mass hysteria lmaoooo #what a way to cancel classes #post edit stuff #IM CACKLING #levi is me fr fr when dealing w my friends #bestie u such a fckin klutz tripping on flat ground #come here lemme get u to the clinic #i'll talk to our teacher dw #but u still a fckin klutz tho lmaoooo

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featherdusterbelphie · 24 days

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"It wasn't..a dream.." He smiled like a child and lay down next to you. Leraye filled your drowsy eyes.

"You look sleepy, MC. Sleep well. Dream quietly this time." When Leraye kissed you shortly on your forehead, you fell asleep. Just like that.

#nsft #whb #whb leraye #what in hell is bad #fanart #can you tell I'm not excited for the coming event? /j/j/j #leraye has possessed me body and soul #my stuff

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jazeswhbhaven · 5 months

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OU OU OU

devil anon here 😈

seeing that comic for Dre giving out gifts made me thinkkkk what if MC sat on the kings lap around xmas time to ask for a present 🤔

veryyy interested in Mammons reaction lmbo

Hi 😈!!!! Let's do Mammon first because ahhhhhhh I always pair him with lap sitting being his favorite thing.

Mammon

For Christmas, the concept of Santa is...more of a fairytale story in Tartaros than reality because it's really Mammon who gives out all the gifts to his citizens. Though, the day before the holiday he surprises MC with a Santa outfit, however, it's a bit toooo tight at the top so he had to open it a bit (big titty problems hehe) MC jokes that they would need to sit on Mammon's lap to tell him what they want this year. His ears perk up and he sits immediately, patting his lap for MC to park their butt right there. He turns his hand up so they sit right on his palm. While MC tells him what they want, he gives little squeezes to their butt just because he loves doing that all while listening to what they want. The more MC asks for...the more he squeezes until he can't take it anymore and picks up MC and takes them to his bedroom. They're being very naughty.

Satan: There's no way MC is sitting on his lap for long to play the "Santa" roll. This is only because Satan is wrapping his arms around their waist and keeps nibbling on their earlobe when they ask for stuff. "I'll get you a gift later...you on my lap like this is nice for now <3"

Beelzebub: We got a glimpse of how he treats Christmas. He is Santa. And he plays the role of wanting MC to sit on his lap, though he has an interesting way of doing it. If he's feeling frisky, MC has to sit on his lap with a vibrating toy inside them. If he's bold MC has to sit on his [redacted]

Leviathan: He's wondering why MC must insist on sitting on his lap. It's uncomfortable, and he doesn't want them that close in his space right at the moment. So, MC asks Glas if he'd be willing to let them sit on his lap instead and now suddenly Levi isn't having it. "My lap is just as good if not better, Glas you best not accept their proposal." Now MC is sitting on Levi's lap for at least an hour or until he feels like they should get up.

Lucifer: He finds the concept of Christmas amusing due to his past as an angel. They didn't really care about that sort of thing up in Heaven, so MC has to show him firsthand what it's like playing the role of 'Santa' by sitting on his lap. When they start telling him the things they want, he's silent, listening and taking everything in. Out of nowhere though he kisses their forehead and says he'll make sure to get them the perfect gift <3

#jwhbasks❓#what in hell is bad #whb kings👑#whb mammon #whb satan #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #holiday stuff!#lap sitting #fluff imagine #a bit of spice for beel and mammon tho

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kimikitti · 6 months

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School's been kicking my butt. and it doesn't help that i have fallen down another rabbit hole involving a gacha game about a harem of demons. Gosh, IDK why i like this game, the character design makes me want to cringe. Here are a bunch of doods of my favorite lads so far. Satan (white haired guy) - he's a lad, the best of bros. He just met the mc and is ready to just ride or die for you. 10/10

Sitiri (blue haired dude)- most delusional, if satan is ready to ride or die for you, Sitiri will look you in the eye while calling you his ex. 4/10

Solomon (purple haired guy)- the guy who originally managed to build a harem of 72 demons. the OG. He's also like the mc's ancestor. and the mc is supposed to be like the "vessel" for his reincarnation. also sitiri's ex. Has a giant snake. I love snakes. snake/10

#my art #what in hell is bad #whb #i might doodle my mc for this game #or reuse juni #from obey me #is there a fandom for this game #im only like chapter 2 #but spoil me because i keep seeing stuff about mammon and lor

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luceafarul-de-dimineata · 2 months

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I just got done re-reading the main story of whb and I have have come to the realisation that everything happend in only a week at max.

Everything between Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 happened in the same day. Then we fell asleep due to Mammon's curse song thing and we were unconcious for an undisclosed amount of time (though I doupt it was more than a day).

Then Chapter 3 and Chapter 4 happen one after another without any stop in the middle, we get kidnapped by the Hades crew and we go to Hades (again, undisclosed amount of time, but still, probably no more than a day at most)

In Chapter 5 we have some rest time, but still not a lot since Leviathan really wants to go find the original seed of the tree of knowledge, so, again, I doupt that someone like Leviathan would just sit around doing jack shit while hell was under threat and he thinks he found a solution.

So, at most, the whole story so far happened in about a week. It honestly feels like there should be more, but I can't find any indicators suggesting time passing that aren't the ones I mentioned above.

We have been told repeatedly that time in Hell and time on Earth are different, which kind of makes this whole thing even more terrifing. From Minhyeok's perpective we've been gone for weeks or months, but from our POV we just got here.

When I first read Bimet's H-scene, I thought him saying "you're loose" was kind of a haha pun because MC fucked a lot of demons before him, but if we go off the timeline of events, we got done fucking Mammon like 3 hours ago.

I am very confused and I am putting this here to kind of see if anyone in this community can enlighten me.

Admitadly, it would be very funny if everything happened in one day. We should keep this going, cause I want to see how much stuff they can fit in so little time.

#this is just some nonsense rambling #but it's been bugging me since I first played the game #partly why I reread this stuff #I get that there's a war going on but it really feels like we're speedrunning #whb #what in hell is bad

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gifti3 · 1 month

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I was gonna skip reading the current event story with lucifer and gamigin since i wasnt really feeling it, but im glad i did! Its my fav event story now

The relationship between lucifer, gamigin and jjok touched me haha

Also watching michael being a lucifer fanatic was very interesting...like have we ever seen him happy about anything ever until that point???

#i havent seen it personally (maybe about god but i dont recall)#man looks down on everyone he's interacted with in the story #the writing is awkward as usual but i still enjoyed it (begging for them to get a better translator tho...)#tbh i feel like i enjoy the event stories way more than the main story #im just invested in the characters (that arent mc sorry) and want to focus on them and the story lore #im hoping they have some more event stories that revolve around the demons in gehenna....#(this is me begging for paimon stuff lol)#whb #what in hell is bad #whb lucifer #whb gamigin

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skoetiepoetie-art · 3 months

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Pretty boy pt. 2 :3