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angelltheninth · 2 months

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Very Bloody Affairs

Pairing: Michael x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, mention of killing, sex while covered in blood, name calling, degradation, rough sex, choking

Word count: 0.8k

A/N: This is very bloody. Like very bloody cause I looked up what he gets off and... I don't have the stomach for that so this is the best I can do with it.

He always came back to your covered in blood. It was never his blood and he never bothered to wash up before kissing and embracing you close. His cock was already tenting in his pants by the time he was fully pressed up against you.

"Why are you always so gross about it?" It being the way he kills people. Always in ways that gets the most blood on him as possible. "And so... ah-!" You sucked in a shaky breath as his cock pushed inside of you in one smooth motion. "Forceful with me every time." Michael paused for a moment, his mismatched eyes staring down at you, "Good god are you needy. I didn't say stop. I asked you to be more considerate in the future. At least wash up."

His eyes rolled in amusement, "Miss out on marking you? Do I seem crazy to you?" The cock inside you stirred when you didn't answer. "Well, I may be crazy but you're the one spreading her legs open for his cock."

You chuckled and combed through his hair, cringing at how bloody your fingers looked after, "I guess I am." He always fucked you differently after a good kill so how could you resist. "What are you waiting for? Move." You tried to press him closer but he wasn't budging, his hands trapping you.

"Beg for it." His face darkened immediately, his soft grin becoming wider, more psychotic by the second. "Beg for me. Beg me to fuck you like those lowlifes begged me not to kill them! Let me hear those screams again! Call my name. Call His name. Let us both hear how much you need this." Michael chuckled as his hand came to wrap around your throat, "I could kill you too you know? Yeah. But your holes are much too entertaining to get rid of. For now. You are only human after all."

"You're fucking crazy." You managed to laugh, voice shaking only a bit before he cut it off by squeezing his hand around your neck.

It was never a secret that he was crazy. But you always seemed to need a reminder of it. Michael was different with you but every now and then his true nature came into the light. Your pussy got drenched every time. You were crazy too.

Michael's smirk turned into a groan when he felt you clenching around his cock. "So you say. But I know you love getting fucked like this, being marked by their blood, being marked by me, inside and out." He drew his hips back and snapped them back against yours, causing your body to jump.

If you were to scratch his back now, to give him injuries of his own, his own blood would be mixed in with that of his enemies. But you wouldn't be able to tell anyway and he wouldn't get the high he normally received. You still chose to do so, your nails digging hard into his pale skin and leaving long marks all the way down to his hips, harder and harder as Michael fucked you faster, rougher, keeping you from speaking a full sentence. His hand squeezed harder, making you gasp his name, winded and eyes tearing up.

"Such pretty noises coming from you." His thumb pressed against the side of your throat, making you choke on his name.

Even when you wanted to talk back you couldn't. Torn between the pleasure his cock was giving you and the constant pressure around your throat, not to mention the smell of blood, you pulled him closer because that was all your body was capable of.

"What a sight. You have no idea how much pleasure it brings me to fuck you right now. I wonder what they would do if they knew? Or if you were the last sight they saw before death. It would be a mercy on my part. Giving them on last glimpse of bliss before I kill them." Michael bend down to lick a path from your neck to your mouth, bringing the blood with him. "Seeing you come from my cock just before their death... you're lucky yours will be much more pleasant."

You held onto him like a lifeline, moaning into his mouth, hissing when he bit down to draw your blood as well, "S-Slow down! Too fast to- fuck, God!"

"Oh I'm sure He would be flattered. However you'll have to be content with my cock." Michael teased as he held you, let your orgasm edge away, his cock still inside you, waiting until you're calm to start again.

"You fucking jerk!" You didn't protest against his thrusts any longer when you felt his cum flooding your insides, but you could do so after, "You... forgot to pull out. Again." Thankfully the Angel couldn't have kids of his own, but the mess was still annoying to deal with. Then again, Michael always enjoyed making a mess.

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hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain · 1 month

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Gamigin event spoilers

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rae-pss · 2 months

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hello :D this is my first time requesting but I have read your self-aware whb and i possible can we have more crumbs of that au? I love your writing very much (o゜▽゜)o❤

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˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . the worst thing about the free topic is the infinite things that can be talked about, and i don't know which one to choose right now (😭). also i'm working on levi in the self aware au, have faith in me please. btw, thanks for the sweet words (🥹🫶); i hope you like it, dear anon (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended

the worst, or rather, one of the most complicated and dangerous parts of the realization is, without a doubt, the obsession that certain winged individuals are being victims of.

that feeling once thought lost, of a higher being so close to them, whether or not that of god himself, has turned them into mere empty puppets seeking to feel that heat directly near them once again.

the point can reach such an extreme, in which a section of the angels is sent to do an exhaustive study to search how to reach you directly or how to bring you there with them.

know that a certain trio of seraphim will not hesitate to give their all, and even more, to achieve that. whatever blood, sweat and tears they must expend for it to be a reality. believe me, they're insistent in their beliefs.

you just have to hope, poor soul, that none of the possible options happen. you do not want to see yourself in front of any of these angels whose sanity abandoned them long ago.

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littlestardescendants · 1 month

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Yalls I'm still gushing about the event it was literally so fun but like I have more screenshots to share!!

*Fangirl Nonsense/Event Spoilers under the cut*

Okay firstly:

Is it just me or do the sprites look more refined here? It's been a while since I did the battles but they look noice!

Damn when your brother is your yandere-

(Also Michael's mad face got me growling like a bitch in heat-)

NEXT NEXT

I will die for Jjok >:v

FINALLY

Guys my husbands noticed each other!! 💞

#what in hell is bad #whb #what in hell is bad gamigin event #whb gamigin event #what in hell is bad satan #whb satan #what in hell is bad michael #whb michael #what in hell is bad lucifer #whb lucifer #i feel spoiled! Three guys im simping for all together #i love it- Im a hoe but i love it!

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etheries1015 · 1 month

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Why is he actually kind of adorable wtf?? This is?? So cute?????? Kind of want to punch and kiss him at the same time idk

#WHB #what in “hell” is bad #What in hell is bad michael #whb michael

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sparkbeast20 · 11 months

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What in "Hell" is bad?: Michael

#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad #whb #what in “hell” is bad? michael #what in hell is bad michael #whb michael

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ooouwuowo · 15 days

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Sometimes I genuinely forget why I don't turn on my tablet when I'm at my parent's home💀

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me michael #what in hell is bad #whb #whb michael #What in hell is bad michael

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marathedemonoverlord · 2 months

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So on my WHB Tumblr ( @littlestardescendants ) I did a poll where I asked if people wanted Michael as a RAD Student from Obey Me.

They voted yes and thus!! We have it:

WHB Michael in Obey Me!!

See I tried to combine the OM Weirdo Michael Qualities with WHB Michael's personality and what we got is.... A very strange dude.

Don't let him near the humans, he may be friend shaped but he's still 100% a threat

#what in hell is bad michael #whb michael #obey me #om #obey me crossover #what in hell is bad crossover #dont let the look fool you hes still crying because humans and demons are alive

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aphrodites-art · 6 months

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if anyone asks why I drew this during church... mind ya business

I had NSFW before but it got flagged so I don't know where to post that.

#what in hell is bad michael #what in “hell” is bad #what in hell is bad #whb michael #whb #whb fanart #aphs art

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whb-writer · 4 months

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Guess who came to me for Christmas

Yup. It's HIM

#what in hell is bad #whb #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad michael #whb michael

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takitafulily · 6 months

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I find it so fucking hilarious that the seraphs all share a room and they sleep on the floor agfcydhgcmjyrfv-

And Gabriel can turn his halo on and off like a fucking light switch-

#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad #whb #whb gabriel #whb michael #whb raphael #whb angels #what in hell is bad shitpost

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2af-afterdark · 3 months

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"Would You Love Me if I Was A Worm?": The Kings' + Minhyeok + Angel Answers Versus the Truth

A/N: I need some random, goofy fluff. Please don't look at me.

Satan

“I don’t know.”

Honestly, Satan is the kind of guy who couldn’t answer you because, well, you aren’t a worm. How would he know if he’ll still love you? In reality, he would probably love you in a sense of the word. He would definitely take care of you and kick anyone who dared to get too close to his worm, because you know half of Hell would still be obsessed with you.

Mammon

“My master as a worm? How amusing.”

When he said he belonged to you, he meant it. Human or worm, that will always be true. So, yes, he would still love you as a worm. You would live in a worm palace and have all the pleasantries you could ever desire. He’d set you on his desk when he’s working and carry you around when he’s out. You are not some mere pet that stays at home when he leaves. You will always be at his side and pampered to an absolutely terrifying degree.

Leviathan

Yeah, he’s going to glare at you because the question is nonsensical and really dumb. He doesn’t even answer it because it’s a waste of oxygen to do so.

Except the truth is that he would be the only one caring for you because he’d get jealous if anyone else tried to. The emotion isn’t exactly romantic love, but he loves you even as a worm regardless. You are his special little worm. He takes good care of you, although he’s not much nicer to you as a worm than he is when you’re human.

Beelzebub

“What a weird question. Sure.”

He says he would love you if you were a worm, but we all know that he would forget about you whenever he leaves the palace for more than 2 hours. All your care would fall on Bael, just like everything else does. He would definitely pay attention to you when he remembers to come home though. He would probably give you apple slices and watch you for a while whenever he returns. His feelings would probably be more akin to fascination than love; like watching a squirrel in the wild, except you're a worm in a terrarium. That’s sort of a form of love… Sort of.

Minhyeok

“Yes!”

Honestly, he responds before you’ve even finished the question. You got to “would you love me” and he already knew the answer. He will love you no matter what. He would want to be a worm too so he could be your worm husband and start a worm family with you.

Gabriel

“No.”

Why are you asking him this? He wants to kill you! A worm sounds really easy to kill. On second thought, sure. He’d love it if you were a worm… For about five seconds before you weren’t anything anymore.

Michael

“How tragic that you want a form different than the one God blessed you with.”

Again, he wants to kill you! Please stop harassing Heaven to ask weird questions. He doesn’t love you now, let alone if you suddenly became a completely different creature. He’s actually insulted by the question. Why are you like this? Yes, he would definitely be fighting Gabriel over who gets to kill your adorable little worm form.

Raphael

“Do you plan on being one? I'm sure I could keep you.”

The man is kind of obsessed, honestly. Look at how cute you are as a worm; truly the most beautiful worm in the world. Man would treat you like a pet but still expect your little worm self to show him affection. He wouldn’t want to leave home and would spend waaaaay too long watching you all day. Also, he would sleep next to you, even if that meant sleeping in the dirt. The man is weird.

#2af writes #what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb minhyeok #whb gabriel #whb michael #whb raphael

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hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain · 1 month

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“You mess with my family and now I'm going to fuck you!” - Lucifer