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rachellately · 10 months

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You can know me.

Something I have realized in the ideas that are about my own personality is that I have a great sense of my own self-perspective. What I mean by that is that with using meditation and self-study with looking at the mind with a meditation experience, I have realized who I am fully. My personality is something that I have used like a fun tool for pleasure. Knowledge has taught me about myself from the view I have of my inner mind and thoughts for the past 19 years. Looking inwardly at my own mind during meditation has shown me the thoughts I have had. With taking mushrooms in my 20s, in 2010, I had experienced that taught me about the value of what happens to a person who is censored and cannot express themselves. The psilocybin in the mushrooms made my brain activate my inner eye during this time, and I was able to meet Christ. For the longest time, I had questioned his existence and knew and doubted in words the validity of religion. It has meant to me that he had asked me to be in knowledge that Satan, a person who has reptilian genetics, whos' creation I witnessed to the degree that the governments and 'authorities' that operated recovering extra terrestrial craft since Roswell, where that were successful the first time, detected Satan the reptilian in 2008. Years into Satans' indoctrination and torture, he was exposed to Disney and computer simulations over and over again, with experimental devices that could emulate emotions and emit a very strong scalar wave into Satan's heart and mind and nearly kill him sometimes. He started his creation thinking he was kind of a loser and outcast and did not understand the creation he was a part of, and isn't any longer. Satan had the problem that he couldn't escape torture for his entire life. The difference with me is that I try and negotiate my way out and convince those that would hurt me, not to. Satan tried over and over again to the motto: if you can't beat them, join them. In other words, he was very much a part of the insanity that effected humans on a daily basis in culture and society worldwide, since the 1700's. After globalism became the norm, the people that had put this into motion waited for Satan and I to incarnate. I came in 1984, Satan in 2008. I was a human being up until 2011, but I was someone who was a human with twice the power of Christ, and so was Satan. The dark underground human traffickers were so good at spying on the public, and wanted to learn of the existence of extra terrestrials, and created Majestic in top secret in the CIA in the United States. When I was in grade 1, I was offered to be educated at another school in their 'gifted' program, which was really the CIAs' information exchange program. In the classroom there were 2 human teachers and 3 eben people. The ebens look like what they call in the mainstream media, the 'grey' alien. I went to this school for a year and was mostly off planet in space, with the ebens and the 2 teachers from the gifted school in grade 1 usually for each day of school. When I met god in 2010 on mushrooms, I thought to myself, I'll ask him "Who am I really, why am I like this, do I have a past life or lives?" He said right away, "Yes Eric(my old pre-trans name), there are these answers, but I need to ask you this "Can you help defend me against Satan?" A lot of the answers are really in my other posts here, just that learning about this through writing here is important for context. Not that I'm too high or still need to take a mushroom to medicate myself to open my inner eye, just that Satan is gone since 2021 in early February. One should realize and listen to their own thoughts and learn how to trust themselves after making choices you can fix. Because of Satan being gone, and the additional fact that he was more powerful than our universe, means that there is no one who really is of the nature that would make a pile of garbage in their neighbours' backyard, let alone a bomb or missle for war. Choices we make for the earth effect the whole ecosystem and health of all life on the planet. If we can't be healthy completely just by default living on Gaia, how is one to be sane?

#Ra #Christ #spirituality #questions #knowledge #health

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just-a-real-human · 3 years

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Silver Warfare: Part 2

William stood on the bridge of his ship, The Silver Warfare. At 2000 meters long, 150 million kilos and still growing, it was the largest battleship in the human navy, except of course the Deus Ex Machina, but that's mainly a base of operations and basically a mobile planet, not technically a battleship. They were expecting an attack by the Dr’acha’lians, and usually William would call in reinforcements, a carrier maybe, or perhaps a couple destroyers. But with the recent additions and improvements upon the massive warship, William was more than confinent in the power his ship held. "So, have the radar crew spotted them yet?" William asked, putting a hand on his chin, stroking his beautiful, silver beard. "No sir, they're not within the 100 kilometre range, sir." "Have the gunners fire a couple radar shots, see what they can find." Radar shots were a special type of shell that can scan an area of about 100 kilometres of where they were headed, the negative is that due to the fact they're launched so fast, they can only take small snapshot of anything they find unless it's at least planet sized. They don't really use radar, not anymore at least, but when they were invented about 100 years ago they still used radar, hence the name. "Hmm...sir, not in the range of radar shots either, do you think they aborted the mission?" "Unlikely...Welp, if they won't come to us i suppose we can go to them...Let's fire up thrusters to gain some speed and go into their general direction, let's beat them down like the beasts they are." "Very well sir, those reptillian bastards'll get what's comin' to them." William chuckled, patting his navigator on the shoulder, looking out into the vast space ahead. Dr’acha’lians we're a rather...simple minder folk, related to the Dr'achs, they had a burning hatred for humanity for...well, exterminating their entire sister species in a way that can only be described as...excessive. It had been about 6 months since that moment, and the Dr’acha’lians had attempted to take revenge on human about 7 times now, failing everytime. Hell, they once tried to attack the Deus Ex Machina! Suffice to say, they didn't get far. William stroked his beard, looking out as they moved forward at a respectable speed "Say, do you think they might be wanting to ambush us? If so, do you think we should ready reinforcement, artillery?" The navigator frowned "You have a point, cap'n, maybe ask that new secretary, Peter, right? He knows them aliens better than us, he should have something to say about it, right?" William nodded approvingly, he knew he could count on his navigator for advice in a pinch. With the introductions of ships this immense, navigators changed from simple pathfinders to assistants that can both navigate the ship and give advice to the captain, as they were expected to know the ins and outs of their ships like the captain themself. William tapped the communicator on his wrist. The communicator beeped for a little while... At Peter's end he was nervously working on the tasks captain William had laid out for him, simple inventory counting, weapons checks, crew counts etc. When suddenly the communicator on the monitor bleeped with an urgent call! Poor Peter almost fell out of his chair, looking at the call, it was William himself! "Uh, Hello sir! Sorry for not picking up, i haven't quite gotten the hang of this thing just yet!" "No problem boy, i just need some advice, do you know about Dr’acha’lian tactics?" "Uh...enough sir, why, are we getting attacked?" "No, at least not yet, i just needed some advice about if they might be planning an ambush, and subsequently, if we needed to call some reinforcements." Peter thought for a moment, digging deep in his brain... "Uhh, well, the Dr’acha’lians aren't known for ambushes, and if the previous battle have been a good example, they aren't exactly worth heavy reinforcements...but you can never be too carefull. Give me a minute sir, i'll see if i can calculate some risks and costs, see what's worth what." "Very well, just try to make it a little swift, i

believe you in the lack of proper ambushes, but still, we don't wanna just blindly stumble into eachother." William looked around, a hand on his chin, the other fidgeting with his hair a bit. He wasn't NERVOUS so to say, but like, a step below that. He knew SOMETHING was coming, and he knew they'd most likely win, but still, a battle's a battle, and you never want to lose men. *Beep beep beep* After roughly 3 minutes the communicator bleeped again, Peter's voice instantly talking as soon as he picked up. "So, sir, i think the best choice might be to call in a couple corvettes and MAYBE a destroyer, judging by the last battles, misslecrafts might be a good choice, and the destroyed should probably be a modified broadsider, the Dr’acha’lians aren't the fastest, but they're not very slow either." William nodded approvingly, eyebrows raised in surprise "Well, thank you Peter! You've done a great job, grab yourself a drink, there's a particularily good soda in the first layer of the drink storage. Though i suggest you don't take anything alcoholic just yet, let's save that for after the battle" Peter chuckled heartily "Thanks sir, but i don't drink, i'll take a look at the soda though! Good luck, sir!" William smiled, ending communications and switching it to the coms devision. "Communications, order some reinforcements, send in 5 corvette missleboats and a destroyer, modified broadsider if at all possible." "Very well sir, punching in the order now...and done! They will be in in about 7 minutes" "Good, thank you, keep up the good work" William closed coms again, leaning against the terminals. "So, now we wait! Let's hope those dull reptillians make themselves and easy target...fire some more radar shots, see if they find anything." "Yup, will do sir." The navigator pressed a few of the buttons, which then sends orders to the artillery garrisons to send out shots. A very efficient system, it simply worked with buttons and orders, of course if specifics were needed or the order buttons were defective/in maintenance, coms can always be opened. They though of everything in this top-of-the-line warship.

The minutes passed rather slowly, but after they passed, it was always worth the wait seeing the ships come in from lightfolding, dropping into line smoothly with the wide lightshow of colours as the ships quickly go from a simple mass of warped light to a proper ship. "Sir William, the ships have all arrived" Said the navigator "Good, we can start speeding up! Send the order to search around for recon, let's find those bastards!" Although looking puny by comparison, the corvettes were still missleboats 100 metres long, and those destroyers were about 300 metres! A fleet of those can quickly turn any ship to spacedust, i mean human missles are no joke, they often carry thermobaric explosives that completely incinerate the inside of a ship as long as there is fuel! Brutal...but as they say, 'All's fair in love and war' After about 10 minutes or recon, the message came in...The enemy had been spotted! "Good! Well done boys, place a tracker in their direction and we can start ranging our shots" William looked outside to the general direction the recon ships were headed, and ask and you shall receive, the radar showed a beacon. William looked at the direction for a long moment, and then he noticed the tiny specs...yup, those were Dr’acha’lian ships right, ugly, weirdly coloured and overall horrible. "Prepare the 120cm cannons, we're gonna be hitting them hard right off the bat." The navigator nodded, punching in the order and readying fire. "Any more orders sir?" "Yes, missleboats, get in position to speed in, lock on and fire with everything you have, destroyer, stay with the S.W and join in fire accordingly, prepare concussive shells." "Yes sir!" Said the navigator, punching in the orders and sending them to the ships. In unison the ships started moving along, the corvettes taking up a wide pentagon, silently preparing missles and roaring up their thrusters, ready to rush in and fire. "Alright...Let's now wait just a moment, tell the artilerry to fire the moment they have a perfect shot, as soon as they fire, we will engage" "Understood sir, you heard the captain, the artillery batteries have the say now..." Seconds passed, feeling like hours, and then, dissapearing as fast as they appeared, immense tremmors shook the ship as an entire salvo of 120cm cannons fired their shells, the corvettes swiftly firing the engines and catapulting forwards towards the enemy. The Silver Warfare herself quickly started turning, the destroyer joining the corvettes in their ambush. They could see the shells hit from here, the absolute power in those thing tearing apart entire battleships in a single hit, followed by a positively gigantic swarm of rockets enveloping the enemy fleet, passing by and hitting ships as it passed before the swarm turned around, hitting again and again, continueing to batter the ships, giving them no chance at retaliation. The silver warfare was approaching swiftly, readying arms and armor as the enemy ships scrambled to put a resistance. William opened up shipwide announcements "General quarters, i repeat men, action stations!" The ship quickly armed and armored up, shields glowing, weapons humming, beeping or making other noises. The ship's immense generator went into battle mode, whirring up a storm as electricety went skyhigh to keep up with the demands of the powerful shielding and weaponry. As soon as the Silver Warfare got in range, all hell broke loose as the Dr’acha’lians opened fire upon them, luckily, their weaponry was vastly inferior to the Silver Warfare's bleeding edge tech and simply immense firepower. As the ships started firing, the Silver Warfare started turning, exposing its side to the enemy as to release the full power of the ship. As soon as the cannons were in range, all of them started firing, a swarm of glowing shells starting to pepper the enemy, destroying small ships and leaving only rubble and dust in their wake. "Sir! The ship is keeping steady and the Dr’acha’lians are struggling to mount a proper counterattack, shall we test the experiment, sir?" "Yes, let's try

that! Let's see if we can live up to the name 'Silver Warfare', shall we?" The navigator smiled, opening shipwide anouncement "All hands, stear clear of the generator, the silver test is about to start, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill. The test shall commence in 5 minutes" As soon as the announcement was made, the gunner crews started scrambling to prepare the experiment, removing the barrels from the massive cannons, swiftly replacing them with different ones, luckily quickened by advanced machinery, then they loaded special shells into the cannons, taking great care to damage neither. William looked at the battle taking place, balancing him every now and then as a salvo hit them or the cannons fired. "Are we sure it won't overload the generator?" "Yes sir...well, in a way it will, but not in a harmful way, you know what i mean" William nodded, looking at the battlefield and opening the anouncements channel once again "The test is now starting, gunners may fire when ready" As soon as he finished, the cannons fired, blasting immense amounts of strange dust across the entire battlefield, the cannon's barrels were replaced with smoothbore ones, and this dust was actually... Silver As the dust spread around the battlefield, William quickly opened up a pannel at the command terminal, revealing a large lever. After the dust had properly settle around the enemy ships, he pulled the lever... In the generator room, the generator itself started going faster and faster, threatening to completely destroy itself with the extra charge, when suddenly... The entire comparment was slid open to space, revealing a massive gaping hole in the ship leading directly to the generator, this was a weak spot...what was the plan? That became clear as soon as the silver came close to the generator, a violent discharge spread throughout the entirely of the battlefield, travelling throughout the silver and electrocuting everything in its path. Silver, being one of the most conductive metals out there made the perfect choice. The enemy ships were being completely fried, not even able to fire anymore as all of their inhabitant were either busy dropping dead from electrocution or exploding since it was like being hit by a lightningbolt all across the field. William laughed, looking at the chaos "Well, report to Yeshua the test was a complete success! The silver warfare was baptised not by fire, but by lightning!" William laughed again, pushing the lever and closing the generator off. The generator would need a little while to get back up to strenght, but it's not like the enemy could put up any resistance. While the generator charged, the Silver warfare and supporting ships simply took care of all enemy ships, like shooting fish in a barrel. (Welp! that was that c: I'll probably not stick to a REALY schedule, but i promise i won't just DIE like that again without telling anyone! BUT I LIVE! I LIVE! I already have a million ideas for the series, and it'll be more around a band of adventurers moreso than these battles, as you might see i'm not the best at writing those '^^. Feel free to drop critisism, have a very nice day and i hope to see you next time :D)

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everythingkennedy · 6 years

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On what would have been JFK’s 101st Birthday here are some quotes by the people who knew him, and people who were inspired by him.

1. "President Kennedy is remembered as a leader and statesman who dreamed big and offered a bold vision for the future. Although his presidency was tragically cut short to just a thousand days, his ideas live on through signature programs like the Peace Corps and living memorials like the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C. His words and actions have inspired generations of Americans to get involved in public service and become active and engaged citizens. JFK called on Americans to think about the challenges we face as a nation and what kind of a country we want to build." -Elizabeth Warren, U.S. Senator

2. "Any elected official my generation probably did and will always look at JFK as the sort of leader, as to why we might have decided to get involved in politics." - Robert DeLeo, Massachusetts State House Speaker

3. "He understood in the modern era how one uses words to create imagery. When he spoke of America's role in the world, when he asked Americans to not comfort themselves with selfish motives and what they might do for the country - those are examples." -Richard Neal, U.S. Representative

4. "He said his goal was to truly do God's work here on Earth. For me, it was a very powerful message because he was somebody who helped lift our gaze to the constellation of possibilities." - Ed Markey, U.S. Senator

5. "He challenged all of us to achieve a better and bigger future for our country: where man would walk on the moon; where individuals with disabilities could enjoy opportunity, not indifference; where skin color would not disqualify you from democracy or basic human decency; and where hundreds of citizen ambassadors across the globe could sow the seeds of peace." - Joe Kennedy III, U.S. Representative

6. "And it's been an incredible legacy but JFK in particular, I think, captured the idealism, the ability to imagine and remake America to meets its ideals, in a way we haven't seen before or since...And I don't know of anyone who has had that same impact on a generation and inspired so many people as JFK has." - Barack Obama, Former U.S. President

7. "I thought we were in good shape at home and around the world. For all the 'best and the brightest' criticism he got, I thought he was pretty shrewd in making judgments about when not to take other people's advice." - Bill Clinton, Former U.S. President

8. "There will be great presidents again but there will never be another Camelot.'' - Jackie Kennedy

9. "It was all gone now... the life-affirming, life-enhancing zest, the brilliance, the wit, the cool commitment, the steady purpose." - Historian Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr. on the assassination.

10. "TWO THINGS I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT YOU ONE THAT YOU ARE SMART TWO THAT YOU ARE A SWELL GUY LOVE DAD." -A cable from his father Joseph Kennedy for his graduation.

11. "I still have difficulty seeing John F. Kennedy clear. The image of him that comes back to me ... is so clean and graceful--almost as if I can still see him skip up the steps of his airplane in that half lope, and then turn, flinging out his arm in farewell to the crowd, before disappearing inside. It was a ballet movement." - Theodore White, Historian

12. "There was a heroic grandeur to John F. Kennedy's administration that had nothing to do with the mists of Camelot." -David Talbot, Journalist

13. "When President Kennedy says, 'Let us focus on the means by which we can resolve our differences,' that clearly is a call for diplomacy. But it's also a good reminder that when we look at these new ways in which we have tied our destiny to every other person on the planet, these new challenges cannot be addressed through military force or conflict... they can only be addressed through international cooperation." - Meaghan O'Sullivan, Jeane Kirkpatrick Professor of the Practice of International Affairs and director of the Belfer Center's Geopolitics of Energy Project

14. "The capital city, somnolent in the Eisenhower years, had suddenly come alive ... [with] the release of energy which occurs when men with ideas have a chance to put them into practice." - Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr., Historian

15. "Now it is true that Sen. Kennedy did take a specific step. He was in contact with officials in George during my arrest, and he called my wife, made a personal call and expressed his concern and said to her that he was working and trying to do something to make my release possible." - Martin Luther King Jr.

16. "This is a sad time for all people. We have suffered a loss that cannot be weighed. For me, it is a deep personal tragedy. I know that the world shares the sorrow that Mrs. Kennedy and her family bear. I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help--and God's." -Lyndon B. Johnson, Former U.S. President

17. "Fundamentally, it has to do with his vision of America in the world. A vision of hope, combined with a strategy of peace, is the greatest source of American power and global security." It was a vision "he articulated the moment he became president and lived by all of his life." - Caroline Kennedy

18. "Kennedy's appeal for recognition of what he called the mutual dependence of the worlds of intellectuals and politicians, his call for a central role for learning and expertise, these are all too timely today as we find ourselves in what some have dubbed a 'post-factual era' in American public life." -Drew Faust, President of Harvard University

19. "The Cuban Missle Crisis was his finest moment of crisis management, but the American University speech was his finest moment as a statesman." - Joe Nye, Harvard University Distinguished Service Professor

20. "I think God must have taken Jack to show the world how lost we would be without him. But that is a strange way of thinking to me - and God will have a bit of explaining to do to me if I ever see him.'' - Jackie Kennedy

#john f kennedy #jfk #jack kennedy #jackie kennedy #quotes #birthday #robert f kennedy #barack obama #bill clinton #jfk's birdthay #101 #the kennedys #president #camelot

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leagueofawesomedudes · 6 years

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Week 10 Preview

UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. My thoughts on having to put effort into fantasy.. Just kidding… but seriously, I feel like I have a past due assignment for my shitty English class in high school, only there would be less gay jokes in that paper.. but before that. I’d just like to say, the Browns will definitely have 5 or less wins this year, I was right. Chad was wrong. No ifs ands or butts about it. Speaking of butts, I see an ass tattoo in the near future for young Chadly.. As much as I wanted to be wrong, here we are in week 10, talking about which new coach we’ll hire and which 3rd stringers will start this week. Don’t worry gents, there’s always next year. Young Baker has arrived and if we find a young, fresh, hot.. I mean smart, coach for 2019, we might win 8 games… Actually, speaking of hot, we have a lot of hot dud… I mean match ups this week. But we’re gunna focus on the men themselves. Because players don’t matter at all… you can drop anyone you want without consequences. Right? This’ll be over soon, don’t worry.

G-Reg 3rd Leg (6-3) vs. Saviors of the Universe (3-6)

This match up is extremely intriguing… Quite possibly the most decorated Eagle Scout, truck-pulling, mud tugging, tree chopping, beard toting, flannel and coon-skin hat wearing, booger sugar loving, piece of man-missle in America… and the gayest straight mother fucker in the world… or is he?.. I’ve noticed a boost in TJ’s move lately, could be because he’s getting the D regularly at 12000 Edgewater… In what universe are these two friends? No, not the Marvel Universe… surprisingly this one. A world where a 4th grader with a beard can bring a pocket knife to school and never get in trouble, and one where you can get your little pee-pee played with in the middle of an open field for all to see… wow… what a special place… but here in the fantasy world, only one person can win the matchup (could be a tie, but low odds, so fuck off)… This week it’ll be the wooly mammoth himself, who claims victory.. Matthew Bennett.

The Brady Bunch (3-6) vs. MaKamaraca Gr8 Again (4-5)

Doug, how are things? How are your stocks? How’s your Grandfather? How old is he this year? Almost time for those good ole Christmas Ales yeah? I think we’re all caught up. Maybe one day we’ll meet again. And Solden….. Solden, Solden, Solden… North Royalton… what the fuckin shit.. you no sooner move home and you move to freakin Royalton?! That’s alright though... at least you have to ladies out there… Meredith and Claudette...for those of you that don’t know, Solden now lives above my recently divorced Director from Park Place Technologies.. she had some interesting things to say about her new upstairs neighbors in our deal review this week (not a joke. She did). Be careful out there buddy…. Claudette is allllllways watching… but although you have thee most awkward and terrifying neighbor ever, there is a silver lining. You’ll win in fantasy this week.

Green Eggs and Cam (3-6) vs. Gurls That Swallow (4-5)

I gotta be honest… although I probably talk to Shawn the least out of you flamers, he probably likes me the most. He probably shouldn’t be in this league because he’s not gay enough… but he’ll get there… I know he’s engaged.. but heeeee’ll get there… Holla on the other hand.. he does so much over the top country shit, it’s clearly to cover up his outrageous gayness. Full “blown” Broke Back Mountain, Medina style… is he from Medina? I don’t remember. Fuck it. Holla wins this week.

My team (3-6) vs. Blowin’ Down Ingrams (5-4)

LOL. One could not careless, and I don’t think the other could care any more. Me vs. Billy Bottle Service this week... I’m definitely the Cleveland Browns of this league. No matter what I do, I can’t get it right… Does that make me Jimmy Haslam? Yes.. but gayer. I’ll get it right eventually.. there’s always next year. Unless I quit again… *makes voice deeper*.. Chad Wernick, I’m a man missle, I fuck, I fuckin fuck bruh, fuckin smoke bruh, fuckin cheeeeeeeeeksssssssssssssssss, I fuck sooooo many sluuuuts, everyone wants me…FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YEAAAAAAAAHHH…… *Voice back to a normal human’s*. This kid is gunna need blood pressure meds yesterday… I’m convinced Chad is like Dr. Banner and the Hulk…the inner CHAD has literally taken over his regular human form, and he’s stuck as the Incredible Douche. Fucking and smoking everything and anything that moves. “CHAD SMASH”. Oh, and does anyone know if Dom and him moved out of the Bingham and into the Barley House basement? I’d say I want to win this week, but let’s be honest, I don’t care. Chad with the W.

Injured Reserve (5-4) vs. Golden Taints (6-3)

Casey is definitely on some sort of lake right now.. he’s been managing his team from a pontoon boat. Probably got some sick beats playing. “Jared you’ll like this one”… can’t hear you Case, you’re on a fucking lake somewhere. Is it any coincidence that Casey’s favorite downtown bar was Liquid? Get it? Ya know cuz of the water? Fuck off. Unfortunately, Liquid closed for the foreseeable future so he has absolutely no reason to come downtown and hang out with us. Also I think he’s scared of Natasha… it’s cool man, don’t worry... I literally never thought I’d meet a gayer straight guy than TJ… but I stand corrected… I am actually friends with a legit gay guy and Sam is gayer than that… Does Sam really even care if he wins this year? He’d probably be undefeated, but clearly hasn’t been focused on fantasy with his new Slam Piece at 12000 Edgewater... they’re looking for a house too… this is real information… this matchup is a tough call, but I think Sam pulls it out this weekend. That’ll probably be the only thing he’s pulling out……

GAME OF THE WEEK

Don Julio (7-2) vs. Nuk if you Buk (5-4)

Here we are. The last matchup. Finally almost done with this fuckin preview… Diesel vs. Billy Bottle Service’s cousin, Bobby Bottle Service… At this point in the preview, I’m tired… I’ve spent 2 hours at work writing this so my whit is reaching its end, but I’m fighting through it. Pauly D, probably been called cute in every preview this season, I wouldn’t know, I think I’ve read 2 or 3 maybe, I’m just assuming. Week 10 doesn’t change that. You’re still cute. And gay. Dom… like Chad, may have blood pressure and kidney problems from all the bottle service events, but I respect the ability to function as a productive member of society.. because I honestly would probably be dead. But the Financial industry does get wild… The Wolf of West 6th Street maybe? Just the gay version. Nevertheless, I’m sure you’re all sad this preview is at it’s end… The winner of this matchup is Pauly. I’m out. Carry on with your lives.

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