good night , fam whassup ? i’m chrissy ( she/her ), but yall can call me bob the builder which is p much who i am rn ... i'm sorry for takin a while to post this but i had to build a bookshelf i bought myself w was ... p bad but i managed to be succesful so i mean ... i guess . anyways i’m 20 n from the gmt-3 timezone n im here to introduce u to my trash child dante ! hes kinda bad yall but pls love him anyway ? also like this if u wanna plot n i will slide into ur dms for some connections ? ok this is it so heres a lil bit on dante !!
❛ welcome to new york, dante fitzwilliam. your resemblance to noah centineo is absolutely uncanny. by the looks of your maserati alfieri, we’re thinking you’ll fit right in. according to tmz, you just had your twenty - second birthday bash. your chances of making it in the city are dicey since you’re impetuous, but being venturesome gives you an advantage. ( cismale & he & him )
k so dante is born to like ... hollywood royalty ? his dad was like a technological mogul when technology was p much just getting started so like ?? kinda our elon musk rn or like steve jobs a few yrs ago ? n his mum was a major actress idk like prob angelina jolie or smth like that so when they got married it was a HUGE deal . so it was p much like royalty wedding n they were the like ... the it couple for a while there @ the 90s
they had 3 children , n dante was the youngest one so he was rly kinda spoiled like crazy , his mom specially had a real soft spot for him n he could do no wrong in her eyes which like kinda caused a rift between him n his older siblings ? prob bc they felt kinda like their parents played favorites ? but dante was mainly ok w that ?
so he grew up like a typically entitled rich boy ? 0 life struggles , awesome life n just rly couldnt give a shit abt anything other than himself n has been p happy w/ that ? i hate him already wow but yeah like he rly never had to work for his money n never rly appreciated his life style ? its just like a given to him , he’s rly rich , period lmao
ok so while his older sibings went to college n started working on their dads company w? him, dante rly wasnt interested in academics ? he was a p good student @ school , but nothing above that n he rly didnt care abt it , so , as usual , his parents allowed him to pursue his own path in life n didnt force him to go to college , which he appreciated v much
but like ... it turned out his path in life was p much ... doing nothing ? hes just a rich boy doing rich boy things lmao but he does have an instagram n hes like ... kinda famous ? listen ... hes like paris jackson yall . thats literally it
also like , another way he got a lot of tabloid attention was dating a Lot of famous ppl ? so , u know ... he’s That guy . hes such a serial dater like his relationships r always super short n intense n just end up in chaos n like , a lot of media attention ? n thats mostly how he got like real famous ? jakjialk he does some modelling too but hes not super passionate abt it ? he just does it whenever his pubicist gets an offer from a campain that tickles his fancy its kinda a side job tbh
honestly is he not the biggest trash bag u have ever met ??? if hes not ... who have u been meeting in ur life omg
ok so now for some personality aspects of his ? w/ all the bad things i said like ... hes a great person to be around ? he’s super outgoing n looooves having a good time n entertaining the ppl around him ? if ur like in his circle of friends ur guaranteed to always have fun ? hes always coming up w crazy wild plans n is the first to say yes for legit Anything u wanna do ? hes so fun n out there its kinda great
but like that adventurousness n his outgoingness mixed w how out of touch w actual reality he rly is can make it kinda hard to relate to him unless u live that same life style ? like i can def see ppl getting tired of his shit real fast when they have like commitments n such bc he doesnt take it srsly at all ? n he like .... kinda loves to play the victim ?? like ... does the most stupid things n just ... ‘why is this happening to me i didnt do anything at all !!!’ pls dante stop
he’s also mostly a super chill guy personaity wise ? like hes not a v aggressive person or a hothead in any ways ? its v rare that he gets heated n even then hes not rly known to blow up @ ppl ?
ok so idk if that was any good at all bc its late n my brain is kinda shutting down ? but also here r some ideas for plots that might interest u ? or not ? bc they r kinda dumb like ... anyways
exes : mostly bad terms bc hes a drama queen like ... if u date him its bound to have a dramatic ending ?
family friends : prob knows this person for a long time , maybe both their parents were friends so they kinda grew together ?
best friends : prob do a lot of fuckin up together like ... im think abt it n its givin me a headache
good influence ; somebodys gotta try right ?
fwbs
model pals : maybe they r always working @ the same shoots n become friends bc of it ?
cheating things maybe ? hes an asshole yall sooo
ANGST THINGS !!! honestly all things angst
also like ... i have some plot ideas based on songs but its late n im too lazy rn to type them all down so if ur interested we can always talk abt it when we’re plotting ?
ok so this is definitely the end its 2 in the morning i might pass out in like 2 seconds but hey !!! hit me up so we can plot some connections !!! ok bye
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Get To Know Me Tag
Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.
Holla @ ma girl @kerrity13 thx for the tag babe
LAST:
1. Drink: some H and a double shot of O
2. Phone call: To my mom to ask where the olive oil is only to realize olive oil has too many calories and wasn’t worth it dsfjkds so then I tossed it back in the cabinet but it didn’t land upright woops
3. Text message: “she jus wants a friend” sent to my friend Orange who is watching Moana w me right now in response to “why is this fire lady so angry”
4. Song you listen to: Like I said I’m watching Moana so the I Am Moana song but if that doesn’t count then Vanity’s Fair - A Lot Like Birds
5. Time you cried: I actually have no idea?? Sometime in June prolly
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: twice????? bich i aint go on a date once
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Is this the section to make me feel bad bc I never leave my room
8. Been cheated on: refer to #6
9. Lost someone special: Idk I feel like yes like all my grandparents passed away and my uncle on my mom’s side and my aunt on my dad’s side and also v recently my uncle on my dad’s side but like they lived in Pakistan so I rarely saw them ya feel??
10. Been depressed: I mean I’ve def been super sad but idk if I’d say ~depressed~
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: refer to #7
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14: Orange, yellow, black, in that order.
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: Yes, one of whomstve being @oceansweather my go to drama buddy
16. Fallen out of love: fallen out of what now? u mean when I get over bands I used to like? Then yes Big Time motherfuckin Rush yall broke my tiny heart in two
17. Laughed until you cried: Def who hasn’t
18. Found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so?? Like I don’t doubt people do but I ain’t jumpin 2 kno about it
20. Found out who your friends are: I guess?? I mean I’ve basically had the same friends for 5 years lol
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: On the cheeks ya
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Ok considering I have eight (8) FB friends bc I made my fb to join my college’s group I know all of them considering I only added ppl super close to me lmao
23. Do you have any pets: When my brother lived here I had his cat Glimmer who is a stripper but he moved out and now I’m constantly :(
24. Do you want to change your name: Nah I like my name
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: On the exact day I had a big dinner at home w my family and the weekend after my friends came over!
26. What time do you wake up: If my mom wakes me up then 10 otherwise 11-12:30
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: prolly on tumblr tbfh
28. Name something you can’t wait for: Bojack Horseman season 4!! and new 5sos music ofc.
29. When was the last time you saw your mom? around 2 hrs ago when I went down to make popcorn lol
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: ??? be hot or not dumb either would b k00l
31. What are you listening to right now: I’m watching What The Health now cause Moana ended rksdjlkfsd
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No?? The only Toms I know are british YouTubers bye
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ummm myself
34. Most visited website: prolly youtube
35. Mole/s: One on my left pinky, one at the bottom of my left ring finger, one next to my left knee, one above my right eyebrow, one in the pit of my left elbow.
36. Mark/s: I have a huge birth mark on my stomach lmao fun fact it used to look like the US when I was younger
37. Childhood dream: yall I had my life planned THE FUCK out. When I was in fifth grade I decided I would b a pop star like Hannah Montana until I was ~30, and then when my world fame inevitably dissipated, I’d become a doctor like the good little brown girl I thot I was.
38. Hair color: black like my soul
39. Long or short hair: medium length lol
40. Do you have a crush on someone: Calum mf Hood ain’t got eyes for no one else
41. What do you like about yourself: what do I what now
42. Piercings: do my ears getting pierced when I was a baby count asdklfj
43. Blood type: I think B positive?? idk
44. Nicknames? Aky
45. Relationship status: me myself and i are together and in a loving poly relationship
46. Zodiac: Taurus
47. Pronouns: She/Her
48. Favorite TV Show: PARKS AND REC!!! I was jus telling my friend the other day that idt I’ll ever find a show I’ll love more than it. Words can’t describe how much I love P&R yall.
50. Right or left hand: Right but don’t b fooled my left is mf skilled
51. Surgery: nope
52. Hair dyed in different color: I wish!!
53. Sport: who? I don’t know her
55. Vacation: what does this mean like have I been on vacation before?? Then ya lol
56. Pair of trainers: CONVERSE BITCH aint no one else exist in the world but her
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: idk what this question means what is my fave food????????? then,, idfk lasagna
58. Drinking: capri sun could fuck me in the asshole any day
62. Want: ?? death
63. Get married: ya I’m mf down when will a boi wife me tf up
64. Career: idk I really wanna work in AI
65. Hugs or kisses: hugs wtf i aint kiss none but hugs are pure i will fight someone over this
66. Lips or eyes: idk eyes??
67. Shorter or taller: I guess taller cause im smol
68. Older or younger: older give me a daddy
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms gotta b strong to choke me 2 death
71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive I need some1 2 feel emotions for me thx
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: are u saying i have the choice of finally having a cringey fuckboi badboy tm that most every wattpad fic was about 5 yrs ago?? no thanks
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a Stranger: ,,,u kno the answer to that bye
75. Drank hard liquor: this is the section to make me feel bad abt myself reincarnated
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no n knock on wood I won’t
77. Turned someone down: ekjfnkdlsn one time a guy asked me to homecoming and I told him homecoming wasn’t my thing and then he saw me at homecoming ekdfjaderdfkalesdf
78. Sex on the first date: uhhh 222 early 4 me
79. Broken someone’s heart: who knows mayb i broke the homecoming guys heart the world may never know
80. Had your heart broken: anytime Calum refuses to acknowledge my existence
81. Been arrested: no but I’ll gladly b put in handcuffs :-)
82. Cried when someone died: ya when my grandma on my mom’s side died. Oh and also when Christina Grimmie died :(
83. Fallen for a friend: idt so
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84: Yourself: ha
85. Miracles: sort of? Like I don’t believe in the magic behind it or whatnot but like winning the lottery would be a miracle bc like it’ so rare ya feel me
86. Love at first sight: nope not one bit
87. Santa Claus: fun anecdote so I’m Muslim and I never understood how Santa knows which houses are for people who celebrate christmas vs those who don’t and so I somehow conjured up the theory that he knows bc he checks each house and if they decorated and have a tree up, they celebrate it. So I was telling my mom this and she’s a vvv blatant person so we was straight up like he doesn’t exist and I was like he does!! and she was like ok then put up decorations and see if he comes and I was like :-(
88. Kiss on the first date: personally too early for me
OTHER:
90. Current best friend name: Idek who would be considered my #1?? Also what happened to question 89 lol
91. Eye color: brown
92. Favorite movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
I tag @oceansweather @aneverendingreplay @5sowoc @lukescurlies @fuckmemgc @harrqstyles @punk-dinosaur @ovalt @tennisbowels @disasterologiess @hiighriselights and anyone else who wants to
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