#we all really did gloss over the whole Dan x Lucifer’s mom thing did we

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*In the Interrogation Room, Dan wearing Kevlar, and Lucifer looking pissed*

Lucifer: I'm not going to sit here, and pretend there's not a big ass elephant in the room.

Maze: What the fuck is going on?

Lucifer, pointing to the Goddess and Dan making out: This is what the fuck is going on.

Maze: *stares at the two, trying to connect the dots*

Maze: ...OH SHIT. OH SHIT.

Maze, hysterically laughing: Oh shit, NO! This is NOT happening right now!

Maze, running to tell the rest of the precinct: NO!! Hey everyone, Dan fucked Lucifer’s Mom yo!!

Lucifer, to Dan: Every time she says that shit, that's another foot in your ass.

Maze, shouting from another room: Yo this is the best thing EVER! Dan fucked Lucifer’s mom!!

Maze, singing: Dan fucked Lucifer’s Mom!! Dan fucked Lucifer’s Mom!!!

Maze, joining Dan and Lucifer again: SHIT. FUCK. HOLY SHIT. THIS IS -

Maze, noticing the tension in the room: - really not that funny.

#lucifer #incorrect lucifer quotes #lucifer netflix #lucifer morningstar #mazikeen #mazikeen smith #daniel espinoza #detective douche #the goddess of all creation #charlotte richards #source: 22 jump street #we all really did gloss over the whole Dan x Lucifer’s mom thing did we