Rewatching Lucifer Rising
Welcome to “Dean Is a Cat and We Want Cheeseburgers: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s4e22: Lucifer Rising.
The cold open shows Azazel possessing a priest in 1972 and doing a ritual to speak to Lucifer. Luci tells him that he needs Lilith to break the seals that imprison him and that Azazel should look for a special boy. In the present, Sam and Ruby are after one of Lilith’s minions, planning to extract info from her and then have Sam drink up so he will be powerful enough to kill Lilith. Meanwhile, Dean is grump about Sam, and Bobby rips him a new one over it. Dean is then mysteriously zapped to a luxurious “Green Room,” where Zach and Cas explain that they’re keeping him safe because it’s inevitable that the last seal with be broken. Dean calls Sam and leaves a voicemail apologizing for being a dick, but the message Sam receives has been altered into an abusive rejection, which spurs Sam on in his plan. Back in the GR, Zach explains that heaven *wants* the apocalypse so they can bring about heaven on earth—and drops the fact that Dean is destined to kill Lucifer. Dean then argues with Cas that the angel *knows* that letting so many people die in an apocalypse is wrong, and Cas eventually comes round, in a bit of business that is approximately a floppitygillion times more homoerotic than it needed to be (we’re good with it). Cas banishes Zach with a sigil, tells Dean that *killing* Lilith is the final seal, and takes them to Chuck the Prophet to find out where Sam is. An archangel shows up to stop this, Cas stays to hold him off (die), and Dean goes after Sam. He’s too late, though. Sam kills Lilith, her blood flows through a weird spiral whoozit, and Ruby reveals that she’s been working with Lilith all along to bring this about. Sam holds Ruby, Dean stabs her with the demon knife, Lilith’s blood completes its journey through the spiral, and FADE TO WHITE.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
oooh yeah the song
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
priests outfits are ridiculous sometimes
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
i mean, if they want to wear dresses, just do it, man. no judgement. or at least much less than touching boys
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
this is why you put devil's traps in churches
Mace:
ha!
Lor:
their own fault really
Mace:
i’m not buying that these nuns are scared. they’d more likely be like, “Right, let’s gang up on this a-hole and do some EXORCISING”
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
oh sweet BEAN
Lor:
especially the handful of older ones
Mace:
YES
Lor:
aw his FACE
Lor:
you better go hug him
Mace:
YES
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
maybe also a little light petting
Lor:
sure sure, just a little light petting
Mace:
he’s so SAD
Lor:
don't distract him TOO much he has a season to finish
Mace:
snork
Lor:
and it's his turn to be a mess, so
Mace:
Dean’s upset, his collar is extra popped to indicate
Lor:
"don't make me get my gun, boy." Bobby. He doesn't need shot he needs kicked up the patootie
Mace:
it IS his turn
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
look, Dean. eat a cookie, go to therapy, and put on your hunter panties
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
give him that tough love
Lor:
YAAAAS BOBBY
Mace:
HAHAHA BOBBY
Lor:
"you stupid STUPID son of a bitch"
Mace:
I was talking to Lor, but okay
Mace:
YES
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
"no. you sound like your DAD"
Mace:
“you sound like your dad” OFFSIDES
Lor:
GET HIM BOBBY
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Lor:
"you are a better man than your daddy ever was" AAAAAAAAAA
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
CAS
Lor:
time for what? smooches?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
MMM burgers
Lor:
what is that on the table? a lure Holy Grail? like in Indiana Jones?
Lor:
yeah but it's the "uh oh something's wrong" beer
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"you're looking fit" PISS OFF, ZACHARIAH
Mace:
omg SUITE LIFE
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"tempting. weird"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"bail on the holodeck" I love him, the little nerd
Mace:
from a kid’s show to ST. wow. impressive
Lor:
he has range
Mace:
he really does
Lor:
"well work harder"
Mace:
so bossy
Lor:
Iiiii'm okay with it
Mace:
Cas isn’t. that’s his job
Lor:
until Cas is ready to step in. he can stand in for now
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
ooo the stutter. sweet DeanDean
Lor:
YES
Mace:
aw, he listened to Bobby
Mace:
good boy
Lor:
"I'm not Dad" you take that talk from Bobby to heart, Dean
Lor:
YES
Mace:
oh Sammy
Lor:
right?
Lor:
poor dude
Mace:
GET THIS
Lor:
well, demon, the editing suggests Sam
Lor:
YAS
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
oh Sam
Mace:
right?
Lor:
LOLOLOL DEAN OMG
Mace:
omg DEAN IS A CAT
Lor:
YES HE IS
Mace:
Cas is looking particularly prickly and gorgeous today
Lor:
HE IS
Lor:
"fine. I'll go with you" sigh
Lor:
he will say that so many times and it will get more and more devoted each time and I LOVE IT
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Dean was right, Sam. he was just a monumental jerk about it
Mace:
HA
Lor:
lol the way he checks the wall to be sure
Mace:
HOWLER MONKEY
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
"you don't want to stop it, do you" and it aaaaaall suddenly makes sense
Mace:
this guy is so good
Lor:
oooo I hate Zach and the actor is so good
Lor:
HA! YES
Lor:
oh Dean. he's so worried
Mace:
is that a painting of Michael between them in the background
Lor:
I think so (ED: unless it’s Lucifer? *shrug*)
Mace:
that’s fabulous
Lor:
and it might even be on purpose this time
Lor:
ah
Lor:
"where's god in all this?" ooof, Dean
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
I love the little wing sounds when Cas shows up
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"he's gonna do it to himself" GAH
Mace:
ooof
Lor:
"WE’VE BEEN THROUGH MUCH TOGETHER YOU AND I" my A03 handle!
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOL the punch
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"you know what's real? people. families" oooooo I never realized that much much later when Dean asks what's real and Cas says "we are" it parallels this
Mace:
oooo NICE
Lor:
you tell him, Dean
Mace:
YES
Lor:
he just wants to give you whatever your little heart wants, Dean, keep trying
Mace:
YESYESYES
Mace:
they stand so close to each other I LOVE IT
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
*kisses whoever blocked this on the top of the head*
Mace:
“we’re done” but then when he looks back and sees Cas is gone, he’s so heartbroken
Mace:
GAH
Mace:
BOYS
Lor:
YES
Lor:
OMG NO
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
I FORGOT ABOUT THE FAKE VOICEMAIL
Mace:
STUPID ANGEL ASSHOLES
Mace:
GOD I WANT A CHEESEBURGER
Lor:
oooof and it being what Dean said that made him pause and then what he thinks Dean said pushing him over the edge
Mace:
omg Cas pushing Dean against the wall NNNNGGGG
Lor:
I'm sorry what? my brain went offline when Cas pushed Dean against the wall covering his mouth
Lor:
YAS
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
YES CAS
Mace:
HOW do people deny Destiel exists after a scene like that?!?!
Mace:
willful ignorance, clearly
Lor:
I genuinely have no idea
Lor:
blindness? homophobia?
Mace:
HA
Lor:
like, these two start eyefucking the first time they're on screen and never stop?
Mace:
RIGHT?!?!
Mace:
homophobia and dipshittery
Lor:
"we're making it up as we go" AND DEAN'S FACE
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I feel like maybe they should have read? something about all these seals?
Mace:
right?!
Mace:
poor Sammy
Mace:
fell for the honeypot
Lor:
he really really did
Mace:
he needs comforting, but after he gets a good slap upside
Lor:
yeah
Mace:
omg the Dumbo reference is perfect
Lor:
"you had it in you the whole time, Dumbo"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"I don't care"
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
Sammy’s FACE
Lor:
i mean, she should have known that big brother Dean was gonna kill her for what she did to Sammy. pay attention, Ruby
Lor:
YES
Mace:
yep
Lor:
and his VOICE when he says "I'm sorry"
Mace:
Sammy has SUCH a good little brother face here
Lor:
YES
Lor:
omg I LOVE that it fades to white
Mace:
YES
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Rewatching No Rest for the Wicked
Welcome to “Do Genitals Have a Skeletal System in Hell?: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s3e16: No Rest for the Wicked.
Dean’s got days now, and the desperation leads the boys to fight over what to try next. Ruby has a plan Dean doesn’t like, and Sam is frustrated (again) by Dean’s refusal to trust her. Meanwhile, Lilith, the demon who reportedly holds Dean’s contract, has possessed a young girl and is using her to torment and kill members of the child’s family. Bobby is able to pinpoint Lilith’s location, and the boys infiltrate the home in an attempt to kill Lilith. They fail. In the final moments before midnight, Dean hears hell hounds. The dogs, invisible to everyone else, rip him to shreds, leaving no doubt that he's dead. The final shots of the episode zoom in through Dean’s sightless eyes, where we see him suspended from meat hooks in what can only be hell, yelling his brother’s name in anguish.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
SEASON FINALE RECAP CARRY OOOOON
Mace:
YAS
oh DEAN
Lor:
YES
Lor:
wow it's like the start of an Arrow season. running through the woods
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
oh Dean. if you WILL read horror lore before bed...
Mace:
snork
“let’s never do that"
good boy, Sammy
Lor:
YES
(I LOVE THAT THEY FAIL)
Mace:
(YEP)
I love it when Bobby calls them “kid"
Lor:
YES
they are his BOYS
Mace:
THEY ARE
INDIANA
WOOT
Lor:
"when Bella breathes, the air comes out crooked"
Mace:
HA
Lor:
poor Dean. he's gonna go to hell for 40 years and when he gets back, Sammy is STILL hanging out after school with Ruby
Mace:
“just no” and the way his voice breaks
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
ooof, yeah
Lor:
I bet Sam is absolutely going to do what his brother asked him to
Mace:
SNORK!!
Ruby, not everything needs a cutesy nickname
Lor:
right?
especially when you occupy space with *the* Dean Winchester, the queen of that
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
oh how I enjoy watching Laurel chew on a paper bag and calling it acting
/sarcasm
Mace:
HA right?!
“I knew SAM wouldn’t listen"
Lor:
pets him
dicks don't have spines. generally
Mace:
well maybe they do where she’s from
Lor:
SNORK
I LOVE HIM
Mace:
you do? really?!
get the smelling salts
Lor:
I know it truly is shocking
Mace:
so shocking
OH CLEVER BOY
Lor:
YAAAS
he's so SMART
Mace:
Sammy is looking very lovely today
Lor:
he is
Mace:
AHA! Dean’s been watching the show
Lor:
i'm enjoying Dean's light-colored t-shirt too
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mace:
YES
“I totally rehearsed that speech, too"
I want to see that pls
Lor:
(I HATE that they try to position 327 as them finally not doing this/breaking this habit of sacrificing for each other when there is NO reason to think they didn't have other options that didn't involve making a bad deal to try first)
YES
oh MAN I forgot THIS is in THIS episode
Mace:
(YUP)
oof, yeah, this is rough
this kid is SO GOOD
Lor:
she IS
Lor:
is that... plastic?
Mace:
Bobby with the ol’ distributer cap trick
Lor:
would that be in a 67 impala?
(I am legitimately asking you)
Lor:
FAMILY DON'T END IN BLOOD BOY
Mace:
i wouldn’t think so but maybe as a replacement part?
FAMILY DON’T THAT’S RIGHT
Lor:
mmm
Mace:
OHANA BITCHES
Lor:
omg abashed Dean
DAMN STRAIGHT OHANA BITCHES
Mace:
OMGHESSINGING
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
oh dean honey
Lor:
omg the way he stops singing
Mace:
THE TAILLIGHT IS OUT ON HIS SIDE
ON. HIS. SIDE.
Lor:
OF COURSE IT IS
Mace:
Mr. Hagar HAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
oh honey. his FACE
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"so you can see hell's other bitches"
BOBBY
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
knives don’t make that sound when they’re cutting cake
Lor:
the juxtaposition of the little girl stuff and the horrible stuff is brilliant
LOL
they don't
Mace:
it really is
Lor:
Bobby calling Dean son i cannot
Mace:
yep
Lor:
everybody stop hurting Dean
Mace:
yes, he needs to be perfect for the devil dogs
Lor:
I was thinking more about alleviating his suffering but SURE MACE
Mace:
SNORK!!!
Lor:
is something important happening here, bc I might be stuck imagining myself as the dad here in ONLY this scene
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I love that the mom catches on immediately
Mace:
YES
“YES YOU ARE” oh BOYS
Lor:
I was JUST gonna say that
THEIR FACES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
YES DEAN he should remember what YOU taught him
Mace:
EXACTLY
SCREW JOHN
oh SAMMY
Lor:
HOW does Jensen make like one tiny muscle in his face twitch like that?!
Mace:
no idea
it’s not that pretty [Ed. Lor here. I feel compelled, COMPELLED, I tell you, to note that this was not in reference to Jensen’s face. okay. carry on. (sorry.)]
Lor:
it really isn't
Mace:
look, i’m concerned about Dean but having him sprawled on the table like that is...distracting
Lor:
it REALLY is
Mace:
oh SAMMY
Lor:
ooooof SAM
Mace:
oh Bean
Lor:
the zoom into hell through his eye is SO COOL
Mace:
it IS
Lor:
SAAAAAAAAAAM
Mace:
OOOOF
Lor:
and the second scream of his name over the credits
Mace:
hold on DeanDean, Cas is coming
Lor:
YAAAAAAAAAAAS
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Rewatching All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 2
Welcome to “Damned DeanDean, Undead Stringbean, and Sad Poppa Bobby: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s2,e22: All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2
Dean breaks down at the thought of life without Sam and can’t handle the idea that he failed at his one job: to protect his little brother. He makes a deal with a crossroads demon to bring Sam back to life. The price? Dean will go to Hell in one year. Sam comes back to life, as promised, and seems fine, but he’s sus. As is Bobby. Of course they both sort what it is Dean did right quick (cause they aren’t DUMB), and they each separately and in their own ways try to convey to Dean that he’s worth so much more than he thinks he is. Meanwhile, demon stuff. Azazel uses Jake to open a gate to hell. The boys manage to kill Azazel, but hundreds of demons are let loose before they can get the gate shut again. John also escapes, pats Dean on the shoulder, nods at Sam, and ascends to Heaven. Swell.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
SIGH
Lor:
NOW we get the song
Mace:
YES
Jensen is SO GOOD in this episode
Lor:
YES
Mace:
the look he gives Bobby MY GOD
Lor:
"you don't think I've given enough?" Oh HON
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
omg the SHOVE
the way they are looking at each other
Mace:
the poor baby
Lor:
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please just go" I CANNOT
Mace:
Bobby’s poor heart, too
Lor:
YES
THE TEAR
Mace:
one son dead and the other hurting so much
Lor:
those are HIS BOYS
Mace:
YES
Lor:
YES
Mace:
I can’t help but like Jake even if he did gank my Stringbean
Lor:
AGREED
Mace:
“I just wanted you to be a kid”
AAAAAAAAHHHH
Lor:
"Dad didn't even have to tell me. it was always my responsibility" GAAAAH
Mace:
“I had one job. and I screwed it up”
Lor:
"I had one job and I screwed it up" AND THE CRACKING VOICE I CANNOT
Mace:
DEAN WINCHESTER NO
SOMEBODY HOLD HIM STAT
Lor:
DEAN BABY YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST YOUR BROTHER'S KEEPER
(Fuuuuuuuck 327)
Mace:
(YEEEESSS)
Lor:
"what am I supposed to do"
Mace:
the chin waivering
Lor:
GAAAAAAAAH
Mace:
(wavering?)
Lor:
(lol. that one)
Mace:
(I never remember)
Lor:
roaring baby mrrrrrrffffff
Mace:
oh Dean honey no
Lor:
Do NOT DEAN MICHAEL WINCHESTER SO HELP ME I WILL SMACK YOU SO HARD
Mace:
and thus starts the vicious circle
Lor:
YEP
omg the sexual harassment vibe
Mace:
YEP
do NOT call his soul tarnished
Lor:
RIGHT?
look, lady, if you think he's a turn off GET OUT OF LINE
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Ooof that “Sammy?"
Lor:
YES
and that HUG
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Are important things happening here? bc I am very distracted by dean and his henley and his scruff and his freckles
Mace:
YAS
and Sammy’s puppy eyes
Lor:
YES
Mace:
and he’s HURTING
Lor:
YES
OMG Bobby's face
Mace:
oh Bobby
Lor:
And the look he gives Dean. like "oh we are SO talking about this later"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
yeah Dean he has SOME BOOKS IN THE TRUCK
Mace:
HAHAHA
You are gonna GET IT, DEAN
Lor:
YES
Mace:
Papa Bobby is PISSED
Lor:
YES
god Dean trying to joke and it's not working
Mace:
oh Dean. OH DEAN
Lor:
yes, Bobby he is that screwed in the head
please hug him
Mace:
poor Bobby
just think how much he must hate John right now
Lor:
"you can't tell him. you take a shot at me or whatever you gotta do, but please don't tell him"
I CANNOT
YEP
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg the way Dean hugs her
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
nope, Dean, the other Samuel Colt
Mace:
snork!
Lor:
it's a radioshack. a radioshack is inside
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
who directed this ep? why all of a sudden we are up everyone's nose?
Mace:
snork!
Lor:
"is that so?"
Mace:
“be all you can be"
I don’t like him, but he’s witty
Lor:
right?
no no, Jake, the end of the world is S5
Mace:
HA!
Lor:
shoulda shot him, Jake-o
Mace:
YUP
Lor:
mrrrggg wee Dean Winchester behind a tombstone with a gun
WHY IS THAT HOT?
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
the way Dean can't look Sam in the eyes
Mace:
ope, cat’s out of the hellbag
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
why didn’t he just make them all put their guns down with his mind?
Lor:
I was just wondering that myself
Mace:
or have them all shoot themselves
Lor:
maybe there's a limit to his power?
I mean, NOW there is, but
Mace:
snork!
Lor:
dang, Sammy
Mace:
right?!
that’s probably fine
Lor:
ooooof the look on Dean's face and then Sammy wiping the blood off
YEP. definitely fine
Mace:
definitely
if it’s a devil’s trap, how exactly are the demons breaking through it?
Lor:
right?
Mace:
ooof DEAN
Lor:
sheer numbers? I dunno
his poor pretty little head
Mace:
maybe devil’s traps only work one way? and this one was to keep ’em out and away from the gate?
Lor:
oh maybe
(their use of "ever" in "better deal than your dad ever got" makes me NUTS. it implies either John made several deals OR that John's deal was a LONG time ago. NEITHER IS TRUE)
Mace:
ooof, yeah
Lor:
grumbles in copy editor
Mace:
if Yellow Eyes were smart he wouldn’t have kept that gun loaded...
Lor:
right?
PUSH HIM BACK IN!
Mace:
you know how much I love this show, but there’s a lot of loosey goosey writing going on here
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
oh yeah there is
a shoulder touch and some tears don't make the last 23 years okay JOHN
Mace:
yeah, JOHN
Lor:
Target
he's at Target, Sammy
Mace:
HA
Lor:
I need someone to clean up Dean's forehead
I VOLUNTEER
Mace:
SNORK
oh SAMMY
he’s got the hurt puppy going ON
Lor:
"don't get mad at me. don't you do that." I CAN'T. Dean you're killing me. that's not fair, baby
Mace:
“there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you”
Lor:
oh my boys
Mace:
YAS
no one cares about you Ellen
go home
Lor:
lololololol
Mace:
oh…WAIT
Lor:
seriously
haaaaaahahahahahahaha
Mace:
too soon?
Lor:
"we've got work to do"
Mace:
“we got work to do"
YAS
Lor:
I still CANNOT BELIEVE that (among other things) they did not take the opportunity to call back that line in the finale somehow
Mace:
don’t they?
I thought they did
it was definitely in the last few eps, right?
Lor:
do they? maybe like in the middle of the ep they do?
but I wanted like a reverse. "our work is done" or something. or "we have shit to do" and they close the trunk and they're at the beach or something
Mace:
YES
[after the episode had ended]
Lor:
so, given that Dean actually did go to hell, I guess his deal is fulfilled and Cas pulling him out didn't count as wiggling out of it? cause while Dean was making his deal I had a truly AWFUL AU idea of Cas pulling him out and Sammy goes back to being dead because Dean didn't fulfill the deal
Mace:
LOR, NO
WHY
Lor:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
Mace:
YOU’RE THROWING MY SAMMY BACK INTO DEAD
HOW VERY DARE
Lor:
I AM NOT
Demons. DEMONS, MACE
Mace:
YOU had the idea, LOR
but it’s okay because your precious DEAN is OKAY i guess
Lor:
whistles. looks around innocently
Mace:
(I can just hear Cas chiming in with “well, Sam IS an abomination…”)
Lor:
(Haaaaaahahahahahaha)
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Rewatching All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 1
Welcome to “Yeah, AVA: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!”
Up today, s2e21: All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 1
Sam gets disappeared away to a ghost town along with a handful of other people on the Azazel's Kids roster, and while Dean and Bobby frantically look for him, he and his demon-blood siblings frantically try to figure out how they got there and why they're dying off one by one. It turns out that Yellow Eyes has pitted them against each other in a Last Man Standing type contest to see who is best suited to be his general in the upcoming war. Also, we find out that Ava is a bit of a turd. Oh, and Ellen's bar gets asploded with Ash still inside. Dean and Bobby finally find Sam, just in time to watch him get well and truly ganked in the back and then die in Dean's arms. Then comes one of the most agonizing "SAMMY!"s Dean ever utters.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
oh The Road So Far with the WRONG MUSIC
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
this is the only genuine two-parter in the whole run, I think?
Mace:
I have no idea. Maybe?
Mace:
PIE
Lor:
PIE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
Dean just sitting in the car = gorgeous
Lor:
YES
Lor:
mmmm baby door creak LOVE IT
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
his stupid ripped jeans and his stupid bowed legs and how he holds that stupid gun (*@&^#(*@&^)#(*&
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
the scared little boy look on his face with that last SAM
Lor:
oooo that SAM! reminded me so much this time of the SAM! he yells at the end of S3 when he's in hell
Mace:
Ooooh YES
Lor:
YES
Mace:
this is one of my favorite Sammy shirts
Lor:
ooo it is a good one
Lor:
this has never occurred to me before, but do you think we're supposed to wonder for a second (or wonder if Dean is wondering) if Sam DID that?
Mace:
(my god, there’s blood and dead people and sammy’s god knows where and we’re just lowkey chatting about how adorable they are)
Lor:
(I mean yes. that's the show)
Mace:
oh SHIT. No, I never thought of that!!
Lor:
okay, I know that's the wrong cobbler but now I WANT COBBLER
Mace:
I bet it’s there under the surface, at least
Lor:
yeah
Mace:
i was just thinking about how Dean is really pretty calm when it’s just dead people and lots of blood but he only panics when he finds the sulfur, so yeah, very definitely maybe
Mace:
(I, too, want cobbler)
Mace:
(but that’s just sort of a general MO for me)
Lor:
(YES)
Lor:
"Andy. also freaking out"
Mace:
omg the little head tilt and the “…well"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
I do enjoy Andy
Lor:
YES
Mace:
oh HELLO ARMY MAN
Mace:
I forgot how cute he is
Lor:
he is so LOVELY
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
the uniform doesn’t hurt either
Lor:
it does not
Lor:
what IS it with uniforms?
Mace:
no idea but it’s real
Lor:
aw Andy has ear cuffs. adorable
Mace:
OMG ANDY
Mace:
omg he DOES
Mace:
these people do not appreciate Andy’s Andyness
Lor:
they do not
Lor:
it's okay I do
Mace:
ME TOO
Mace:
pats his head from a slight distance because I suspect he smells heavily of pachouli
Lor:
LOLOLOL YES
Mace:
ASH!
Lor:
aw Dean and Bobby working together. I just love their father/son relationship so much
Mace:
oh HELLO RANDO COWBOY HOTTIE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
lol
Lor:
there's a lot of background water in this episode
Mace:
LOR
Mace:
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Lor:
YAAAAAAAS
Lor:
becuase US
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"are you lost?" I love him
Mace:
YES
Lor:
(too bad he turns out to be a murderer)
Mace:
how many times has he done something similar in Afghanistan I wonder
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
I was thinking that
Mace:
of course you were
Mace:
#us
Lor:
that very cautious because of course but also trying to help
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
nice casual queer rep....
Mace:
ope the gay girl is gonna die I AM SHOCKED
Lor:
....and in three minutes she's gonna die horribly
Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
I'd like to say "welcome to 2007" but it's not like they didn't do exactly the same thing in 2020, so
Lor:
oh RIGHT. the roadhouse gets torched
Mace:
YUP
Mace:
just, Welcome to SPN
Mace:
oh dang i forgot about the roadhouse thing
Lor:
welp, bye cowboy
Mace:
OH NO
Mace:
poor little hottie
Lor:
lolol
Mace:
oh ASH DAMMIT
Lor:
poor Ash
Lor:
he lived up to his name
Lor:
runs away
Mace:
OH NO YOU DIDNT JUST
Lor:
am just little
Mace:
a little shit, I think you mean
Mace:
i love the twist in this ep so much
Lor:
YES
Lor:
it also just occurred to me that it's the queer person whose "gift" is that she killed the person she loved by touching them
Mace:
YUP that awful little point was not lost on me either
Lor:
oh Dean in pain mmmmrrrrggg
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
BOBBY. with the info
Mace:
YES
Mace:
he’s the best
Mace:
god, i love this guy
Lor:
YES
Mace:
but he’s black, so of course he won’t last either
Lor:
and he can see what's really up with Sam
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"doesn't matter if we believe it. only matters if they do"
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
he knows all kinds of things you don't AVA
Mace:
YEAH, AVA
Lor:
aw lookit Sammy all puffed up
Mace:
YES
Mace:
adorable
Mace:
to lead WHOM, Sam. COME ON
Lor:
lololololol
Lor:
it's all that Latin in there crowding out his English grammar
Mace:
yeah i love him but i really don’t think that’s it
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
poor Stringbean
Mace:
he has other qualities so it’s all good
Lor:
I forgot this is where we learn THAT twist
Mace:
ME TOO
Mace:
poor Sammy
Lor:
yeah
Lor:
he also doesn't know how digestion works, poor little muffin
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"does this mean i have demon blood in me" makes me NUTS
Lor:
I know it's a handwave we're supposed to roll with but HONESTLY
Mace:
agreed
Mace:
she’s pretty good here
Lor:
the SWITCH on her face. really very good
Mace:
that switch
Mace:
omg YES
Lor:
haaaahahahaha
Mace:
oh Ava, don’t be so hard on yourself, you’re not a heavyweight
Lor:
haaaaaaahaha
Mace:
i forgot exactly how she gets killed
Mace:
i like that Sam doesn’t do it
Lor:
yeah I'd forgotten too
Lor:
agreed
Lor:
oh Sam
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
HE CAN BENCH PRESS 800 POUNDS YOU IDJIT
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
oh Sam
Lor:
at least tie him up COME ON
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
how is it that it’s sam who gets ganked but its dean who makes us cry here?!?!
Lor:
it KILLS me that the last thing we get before this episode is the djinn episode where we see JUST how much Dean cares about Sam
Mace:
YUP
Lor:
because it's starting to be Dean's story
Mace:
YES
Mace:
oh god LOOKIT HIM
Mace:
I CANNOT
Lor:
which is ironic given he's barely IN this episode
Lor:
yeah. slays me
Mace:
and another "SAM!!"
Lor:
YES
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Rewatching Devil’s Trap
Welcome to “Wooof, It Stinks Like Daddy Issues in Here: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s1e22: Devil’s Trap
Meg calls Dean to gloat that she’s captured John. The boys go to Bobby, an old family friend, for help. (We squee.) Bobby explains that demonic possessions are way up (that’s bad) and helps them snare Meg in a devil’s trap. They torture Meg for info on John, and in the process discover that Meg is a human possessed by a demon. They exorcise her but can’t save the human Meg. Sam and Dean proceed to rescue John from the other demons. Eventually Dean realizes that John has been possessed since they rescued him (because he’s BEING TOO NICE), and a fraught showdown ensues. In the fight, Dean is badly injured by possessed John, and the episode draws to a close with Sam and exorcised!John arguing about their next move—go straight after the demon or get Dean medical help. Then: whammo! The Impala is T’ed by a semi.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
oh right. pre Carry On My Wayward Son
Mace:
Ha! Yep
Cripes, the Previously Ons are half the episode this time
Lor:
right?
Mace:
the quaver in Dean's voice when he says "they've got Dad"
Lor:
YES
I was just gonna say that
Mace:
"listen tough guy" DEAN
Lor:
LOL
this episode. the stuff with Dean and John what isn't actually John. just kills me
Mace:
YUP
and how he knows it's not actually John is such a gut punch
Lor:
YES
oh boys
Mace:
yeah. let the 14-some-odd-seasons of fraught begin.
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
BOBBY
Lor:
BOOOOBBBY
Mace:
HAHAHA
lookit his cute little curls in his hair in the back
Lor:
YES
I LOVE that the last time Bobby saw John he threatened to shoot him
Mace:
he's been on screen for a whole 30 seconds and he's already 1000% times a better father figure than John
Lor:
CORRECT
He's treating them like adult humans he has affection for, so
Mace:
YAS
while John fannies about with his Colt and his over-developed sense of vengeance...
Lor:
YEP
poor Rumsfeld
Mace:
his dog's name is Rumsfeld OMG
Lor:
lololol
Mace:
(for the record that was a mix of quotes from Bridget Jones and Princess Bride. I am impressed with myself, to be honest)
Lor:
(lolololol)
Mace:
Dean's "gotcha" nnnggg
Lor:
YAAAAAS
whatever that little thing he did with his lip there.... mrrrrf
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I want to know if John knows this and didn't tell them or if he's just too dumb
Mace:
again, Bobby is a much better dad to them - he doesn't yell at them or make Dean feel like he's an idiot for not knowing about how possession works. he just calmly explains it
Lor:
YES
oh Dean, baby, thinking he can march into hell
Mace:
not realizing that he...will...
Lor:
yeah
"I LIED"
Mace:
I'm...not sure why Sam is uncomfortable with this. I mean. Demon.
Lor:
is he uncomfortable or does he just think they can still use her?
Mace:
he seems troubled to me
Lor:
yeah, he did then when he went back to it
Mace:
always with the water and blankets
Mace:
like they're some sort of miracle cure-all
Lor:
LOL
(if they are willing to call 911 here, for a girl who is broken to bits and they have NO explanation for why, there is NO WAY Sam could not have called 911 for Dean in the finale)
Mace:
(RIGHT?!?!)
Lor:
at least the blankets might help if she's going into shock
the water is probably a terrible idea
Mace:
snork
Lor:
don't introduce stuff into a broken system!
John should have lived so they could bring him round to Bobby's and then the first time he said shit to one of them, Bobby could have decked him
Mace:
omg the way Sam twirls the pen I CANNOT
Lor:
we deserved to see it
Mace:
YES
Lor:
YES
lololol Dean
Mace:
Ha! but Smarty Sammy!
Lor:
YES
oh dEAN
Mace:
yeah
sweet little kettle
Lor:
lolol YES
he's so afraid of everyone dying and leaving him alone holds him
Mace:
yep
"this sucks out loud"
Lor:
YES
omg 2006
7 minutes exactly?
Mace:
snork
Lor:
is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing
Mace:
yeah I have no idea
Mace:
a yorkie, Dean? really?
Lor:
"I got a Yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous" OMG
DEAN
pets him
Mace:
FIREFIGHTER OUTFITS
DED
Lor:
OMG
he wanted to be a firefighter... because of his mom dying in a fire?
Mace:
I suspect it was before she died, when he was still a kid and was allowed to have When I Grow Up I Want To Be thoughts...
Lor:
mmm. that is certainly less heartbreaking
Mace:
post mom-on-ceiling John would never allow for such dreams.
you're welcome.
Lor:
lol. thanks
Mace:
hey, any time. s'what I'm here for.
Lor:
locking the door and the hatchet coming through it right after!
Mace:
yes! very The Shining
is that Carson Daley?
Lor:
I have no idea
Mace:
(I was trying for a joke - he just looked like him)
Lor:
omg that shot of Dean with the joke
Lor:
(SNORK sorry)
Mace:
DEAN WITH THE JOKE HAHAHAHA
Lor:
GUN
DAMMIT
get outta my head, MACE
Mace:
braces self for THE SCENE
Lor:
ooof, yep
Mace:
"I'm trying to thank you here" Yes, DeanDean, bE GRACIOUS
Lor:
this scene where Dean pleads with possessed John not to let the demon kill him? that lived in my head from the moment I saw it 2006 all the way up till we started watching it 2019
Mace:
ooof
Lor:
"for you or dad, the things I'm willing to do or kill... it scares me sometimes" THAT'S IT THAT'S THE SHOW
Mace:
"you're not mad?" sounds of my heart breaking
YUP
Lor:
YES
Mace:
my god he looks so confused at the praise from John
FUUUUCKKK YOU JOHN
Lor:
UG. the way it's telling him what he's wanted to hear from his Dad since he was five
RIGHT?
Mace:
"he'd be furious"
oh DEAN WINCHESTER YOU SWEET SAD THING
Lor:
"he wouldn't be proud of me. he'd tear me a new one"
SOMEONE HOLD HIM
Mace:
Ha! Sammy's "what the hell"
Lor:
lol
Sam's "Dean, how do you know?" it's a genuine question, not, like, an accusation
Mace:
SAM CHOOSES DEAN YAS I LOVE YOU SAMMY
Lor:
YES
Jeffrey Dean Morgan is so good here
Mace:
HE IS
Lor:
I mean, it's not like John hasn't metaphorically been tearing Dean apart for 24 years
Mace:
RIGHT?!
okay they used that "oh that's right" joke twice in one episode. come on, guys.
Lor:
seriously
he just put his finger on so much of Dean. hiding behind the humor.
Mace:
YUP
Lor:
the way the demon is literally just speaking the truth
Mace:
i love that trope of the bad guy speaking awful truth to the hero
Lor:
YES
Mace:
SMARTY SAM
Lor:
YES
ooo, and this is the first time someone who loves Dean overcomes possession in order to not hurt him
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
omg the dual begging of Sam
Mace:
YES
this is one of my favorite season endings
Lor:
YES
Mace:
so BLAMMO good
HA! I still jump every time!
Lor:
YES
"no sir, not everything" and then Sam looking in the rearview at Dean
Mace:
YES
poor Baby
Lor:
right?
She gets banged up SO many times
Mace:
she does
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