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gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot · 2 months

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Fable'ing like the fable gamer I am

"Idk where brightwall even is"

"So I'm gonna explore"

"Okay but seriously... the 3rd game is basically an AU"

"I'm shaking hands with everyone"

"Love me, damnit"

"What the fuck, in the loading screen it said I have 6 STDs???? I've held hands with people what the fuckk????"

Game: see this sign?

Me: yup

Game: that's where you're going

Me: that's where the-

Game & me: glowing trail goes

Game: and you should follow it

Me: yeah I know

Game, sobbing: thEN WHY ARE YOU WALKING THE OTHER WAY

Me: hehe >:)

"Found a 5 silver key chest"

"I have 1"

"I found a normal chest with an amethyst, hell ye"

"The potion I got was so my dog got an expert in all things"

"My dog, Reaver, is cashing in! I got lots of coins now!"

"Yum, fried wolf"

"This game reminds me so much of dragon age inquisition"

"800 coins now, before I left the lil settlement I had 60..."

"A cave? Well... ofc I'm gonna go in there"

"Where's the hobbs tho? They've basically removed all enemies"

"Okay I can't do anything in the wolf cave"

"I have to press home, start button on the controller, B to exit and only then can I save without going to sanctuary..."

"A door want me to bring another hero, aka I need another person online..."

"Ooo bandits, I don't have a sword so I don't wanna do that rn"

"Who's burying all this cold and gems?"

"Every forth second this dog finds me either coins, clothes or gems"

"Not complaining really..."

"Ooo I found another entrance to the cave I couldn't go further into"

"Huh... maybe the isn't the same cave"

"Okay... so the cave I found, there's a silver key chest... with 15!!! Keys, I have 3"

"1469 coins... I'm thriving!"

"Alright, this cave is called 'chillbreath caverns' now I just gotta remember that for later"

"Ooo gold key"

"I found the first entrance and it is the same place, wow"

"Alrighty, going to the quest place"

"Brightwall"

"It also doesn't look the same"

"Honestly, if it had been like 100 years and not like 20(?) I'd accept it, but like...?"

"Its like they've taken the names and some characters and put it in a completely different world"

"Alrighty, I'm going into the city, what's up city folk, I am also a city folk, a normal farmer city woman"

"I sold all my gems etc, so now I have 16 507 coins... damn"

"I'm handshaking EVERYONE"

"Actually... this reminds me more of the 1st game"

"Ew... there's the gnomes"

"The character designs remind me more of fallout 3"

"Why is there coins in the bookshelves in the library school?"

"Theres a lot of chests and hollowmen here"

"Secret, I found a secret~"

"Finally"

"Zelda vibes again"

"No... no nonono not the music box bro I'm sobbing why!"

"This is actually my ringtone"

"Which is horrible ofc"

"Imma just walk around it for chests"

"Okay... I'm clicking it"

"Was it always that big?"

"Hehe"

"Wtf video Logan looks even worse"

"I wanna find a fable buddy so we can play through fable 2 and 3 together, I used to have that :( but we broke up many years ago"

"Opening up all chests cuz I've been super friendly hehe"

"Be friends with people so they can give u things"

"... and this is why I'm always a raider in fallout... isn't it"

"Walter is just drinking while I'm doing hard work"

"Gotta fix my outfit since I'm gonna go buy people's houses and charge them insane rent"

"Hmm what screams corrupt? I have no pink suit-skirt tho"

"Okay I look emo... huh, I kinda look like my old classmate... I should show her a pic"

"Alrighty... Walter where ya at"

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