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((Look I can voutch for Australians I have many friends from there. However I have never met *anyone* from Greenland.))
|| Ah, only because you met an Australian, I believe you.
Sort of.
I still think Kangaroos aren't a thing.
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Les États Américains qui remettent en cause l'avortement remettent aussi en cause la contraception. Dans certaines zones, les pharmacies ne délivrent aucune contraception.
On est d'accord que ces conditions poussent à l'homosexualité ?
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Le monde est si absurde, parfois. L'impression de vivre sur une page de Voutch ou de Fabrice Caro.
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"Mais comment tu vas gagner ta vie?", elle s'inquiétait. Je lui disais que elle, elle travaillait pour gagner de l'argent, et cet argent achetait sa vie. Et moi je comptais me passer de cet intermédiaire. Justement, en partant, j'allais travailler à vraiment gagner ma vie.
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Dessin du jour 🖍 📰 😁d'Olivier Vouktchevitch dit Voutch
Bel après-midi 🙋♀️
#artwork#art et talent#dessinateur#voutch#dessin contemporain#humour#funny pics#journal#news#cute dog#chien#belaprèsmidi#fidjie fidjie
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“Tu avoueras que c’est énervant : à chaque fois que je trouve quelque chose qui me plaît, c’est trop petit pour la maison”
Voutch
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Lire au temps du corona
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- Il y aura une petite cérémonie très simple, mais je ne peux pas vous en dire plus pour l’instant. Voyez-vous, c’est la première fois dans cette entreprise que nous fêtons le départ en retraite d’un stagiaire. #retraite #voutch #futurproche #nofutur @voutchcluboff https://www.instagram.com/p/B6HHIkwoqtN/?igshid=9n7os78ve44k
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Techno's out n about walking Floof n George who's walking His Pet Cat stops him like 'Uh hey, are you like roomates with the guy in that house?' *Points* n Techno's all Sus but George calarifys he keeps seeing The Guy Stare At Him N It's Creepy and Techno apologized and is like 'Yeah he's a little creepy but he's harmless' and only when he's unlocking his door does t Register that George can See Him. (Techno: So... I hear you've been boy watching... He Can See You Ya Know? Que Dream vanishing in embarrassent and refusing to reappear for like three days. (To be fair Dream was seeing a guy walk a cat - hard not to look.) // Not into DNF myself ngl but the one off idea seemed fun
(Also HC that Sap can see a 'version" Of Dream - may write a fic about what He Sees)
Georges: so I couldn’t help but notices the creepy man with a smiley face staring at me every time I’m come walking my cat.
Techno: oh don’t worry he is haaaaarmless
Georges: he’s giving me serial killer vibes. Are you in danger? Do I need to call the police?
Techno: nahhhhhhhh
Georges: I can see blood on his mask
Techno: NAAAHHH
(I would love to see that fic, the idea is great and I really like how your brain work. I would definitely read it)
Ahhhhh that so cute. Techno is really treating him like a normal dude, so much that sometime he’s forgetting that Dream isn’t really living breathing person. Dream will silently laught at the mistake, and deep down really appreciating it. Aww
LMAO
I LOVE THAT IDEA!!! CANON !
Techno: stop floating over me I know you trying to compensate for your short height
Dream *violently shaking his head and pointing at himself*
Techno: what, you think the tallest? In your dream, you look taller because you’re cheating
(Then proced to have an never ending argument that will be settle only once they found Dream true identity (and true height))
Poor Tommy XD I love that too lmao. Also, consider:
Techno: alright Dream, you’re WAY to clingy, it’s time to find you a date. Pick one *put on a google doc with the pictures of urban legend ghosts and how to summon them*
VOUTCH! THAT SO GOOD ! darkikyu you’re big brain
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>:)
(Nah I don’t don’t worry)
OK GOOD-
Cause inky can voutch that I was panicing during that entire sequence that my boi was going to die or get very close to it-
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Dessin humoristique 🖍 📰 de Voutch (Olivier Vouktchevitch )
Bel après-midi 🙋♀️
#artwork#art et talent#voutch#dessinateur#bd#journal#humour#couple#funny pics#belaprèsmidi#fidjie fidjie
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