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unholyverse · 11 months

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i want to know i want to know about it so bad tell me about it. please

ok a lot of people sent me the asks for it but i will answer yours because :3

sorry in advance for formatting i’m on my phone and tumblr never shows me the right image thumbnails

ok so sometimes i’ll subscribe to the slumber podcast patreon bc. honestly i think they’re more enjoyable together when they’re being boring and talking about mundane shit. but one of the times i wasn’t, i see this on the podcast twitter

and me <- fic writer with morbid interest wanted to see what the fuss was all about because:

travis is writing a fic about his very real and personal friends

travis is writing a fic about his very real and personal friends’ to the theming of the album (that’s supposed to be) about religious guilt and sexuality that as far as i know, said writer of said album has not discussed with him because of the nature of it

this was set in travis’ knockoff pokemon au he sells books of on amazon (i don’t think awsten has read any of his books including this one)

on top of that when i open the first chapter, he says he wants to post this to ao3 when it’s done. i want to punt him to a wall until he goes splat like a cartoon before he’s able to do that.

ok so this is where the terror starts for real. there’s only 5 chapters up so far but each chapter is supposed to correspond with a track on intellectual property (which is 11 tracks….)

so we start on chapter 1: ST*RFUCKER

in this chapter, awsten goes back home from his pop star life in whatever in universe equivalent to la travis has and back to the in universe equivalent to houston while he muses on a recent falling out with some oc travis also made up named ash.

oh did i mention im pretty sure travis made everyone gay in this. bc he did. travis made everyone gay in this.

and here’s when i start to see some of the notes other friends have made about travis’ writing from reading his other books. it’s almost like…too travis than anyone he’s trying to write lol. it feels like i’m just reading travis self projecting more than writing the thoughts of another character (who is. his irl friend)

so awsten gets reacquainted with his parents who are loving but just don’t Understand him and his big city habits and clothes now but it’s fine.

oh and travis made jawn and awsten have a past hookup in this. did i mention that bc he made that a thing.

the chapter ends with awsten not getting a text back from ash and getting pissed at it in his childhood bedroom.

and that brings us to chapter 2: real super dark

travis starts this with awsten having a post coital convo with ash and flashes forward to the present where ash won’t text him back.

as awsten is mourning this, he starts thinking about how at least he never wrote a song about him and travis makes awsten muse on the ciara situation but replaces her with a guy literally called NAMELESS.

normal things to write about your irl friend hahahahaha <- i’m starting to lose my mind but know this isn’t the worst of it.

after this is the part where travis texts awsten to come to a party at his place and it becomes very apparent how much travis has fucked with his own self characterization LOL.

here, travis characterizes himself as an avid drinker and party boy that awsten begged to go to the in universe equivalent of la with him, but travis stood his ground and stayed back home. in real life, i think travis is like a sentient piece of white bread and the general coolness of a high school anime club. also i feel like awsten ignores travis sometimes for his other friends. sorry travis.

when it hits me again that this is something i paid $5 for and this is a guy writing incredibly self indulgent and personal fic that is too self indulgent and personal to be a joke, i stop to ask a discord server of friends if this is insane (they agree it is) and continue on.

in the end, awsten flashes back to another post coital moment with ash before he’s supposed to leave and i have to read the implications of awsten banging the oc travis made up again.

that was kind of a nightmare just from the bare bones of it right? it gets worse. it gets so much worse.

here comes chapter 3: funeral gray (he spelled it like that bc fuck british spelling we’re in the us of a 🦅🦅🦅🦅)

so awsten is at travis’ place which is kind of a shithole and i assume travis starts projecting about his own neighborhood through fic!travis for like a paragraph.

the party sucks and awsten isn’t really around any of his friends so he goes to leave but notices some guy in a gray sweater outside doing the in universe equivalent of filling up his pokédex with one of the creatures under someone’s car.

then after that we have to have this bit of dialogue that reaffirms to be that this song’s lyrics taken literally is probably the most annoying conversation ever.

awsten introduces himself to the guy, who immediately clocks him as a pop star he’s heard on the radio.

then travis ruins the moment by showing up drunk and telling awsten to come back in, where jawn is there and it’s not that awkward for them to hang out despite their weird hookup.

they try catching awsten up with local gossip while making themselves out to a fire pit and awstens still trying to find out who the guy he met with the sweater was. by pure coincidence, the sweater guy is outside having a smoke and awsten is crushing hard like an idiot and then we get the reveal that sweater guy is geoff.

yep. we just got gawstened.

now here you might ask, “oh the friend groups all there where’s otto?”. he is literally not in this. at all. i assume there’s a lot of reasons he’s not in this (he’s not close enough to otto, he doesn’t know enough about him in general, possible jealousy on travis’ part on. things?) but either way. he’s not in this shit at all which i find to be a mercy to otto but also. rather interesting. hm.

ok this got too long that tumblr won’t let me post the rest of the screenshots so i have to do a part two which i’ll prommy i’ll link here later i just refuse to type this shit out myself and i need to show you how this is something he is actually posting.

edit from the future: here’s part 2

#this took me SO LONG so i’m giving it a special tag #travis fic post #vanweezer #confessionals

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jonathanssweatercollection · 2 months

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STOP IT!!!!GO AWAY

who youre yelling at

#vanweezer #replies

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magdaclaire · 6 months

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THE LAST TIME I XALLED YOU A LESBIAN YOU MADE FUN OF MEEEEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW STUPID I AMMMM

bestie when don't i make fun of you be realistic

#i'm lesbian <3 (they thought i was american)#ask answered #vanweezer #also hi king i love u

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mayathexpsychic · 7 months

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here you go

OMG GXXGHXHXHHX THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#vanweezer #FNAF Freddy Fazbear.#dw

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ybcpatrick · 11 days

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELL!!!!! TURN UPPPPP ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️BLINK 182 REFERENCE

THANK U KINGSLEY!! 🎵AND THATS ABOUT THE TIME SHE WALKED AWAYYYY FROM ME 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

#shut up kell #ask #vanweezer #nobody likes you when you're 23

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half-doomed · 9 months

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FOLIE aaaaaand VIOLENT THINGS for the album asks

FOLIE MY BELOVED

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes (this is apparently a basic answer now but i dont care she's My babygirl)

The (Shipped) Gold Standard

Headfirst Slide into Cooperston on a Bad Bet

(Coffee's for Closers)

Pavlove

wams

20 Dollar Nose Bleed

West Coast Smoker

27

America's Suitehearts

Tiffany Blews

She's My Winona

I Don't Care

Lullaby

What A Catch, Donnie

Disclaimer that these are all like 0.001 millimeters apart they're so close because i love this album top to bottom, even my least favorite is still one of my favorite fob songs and it's only ranked last because it Hurts me

Send me an album and I’ll put the tracks in order from most to least favorite

#the folie ranking was soooo hard literally like choosing a favorite organ #also trying to choose between pavlove and wams was so hard. holy shit #those songs are two sides of the same coin in my honest opinion #I think normally my ranking of pavlove is a little bit lower but it's top 5 in light of. RECENT EVENTS. it's such a good song #i prommy i'll get back to the violent things ranking tomorrow i'm just very eepy #and now i'm in folie world #vanweezer #ask games #jaime answers #.qna #to be continued

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nerdangels · 1 year

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rooney for the music asks 👍

Disclaimer i’ve also only heard one album from them, their self titled

Favourite Song: daisy duke

Least Favourite Song: …daisy duke

Favourite Album: <3

Least Favourite Album: i’ve only heard the one 😩

Song that got me into them: erm………… daisy duke. It was definitely off this album tho

Seen Live?: no

Rate: 7.5/10

Send me a band/song/album and I'll fill this out!

#answering the same song for both most and least fav song <3 i contain multitudes #i added this song to a playlist for my ocs and then i read the lyrics and i was like ah. oh no.#and removed it #vanweezer #ask games #music tag #Amanda answers

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longtimelie · 2 years

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u3u

👁_👁🎉🎉🎉<- that's the creacher... yippie <3!!!!

#vanweezer #asks #new url just dropped i See

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vanweezer · 2 years

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[sends jancy gifs to gf knowing damn well she aint never seen em] this me & u btw

#i personally do not think my lady would own a gun but she could dream <3 #sigh it is kin jonathan & miss gf hour in the vanweezer residence

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omegalomania · 5 months

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your art is being controlled by you

folie à deux is the fourth studio album by american rock band fall out boy, released on december 10, 2008. the french term folie à deux (literally, a "madness shared by two") is a rare psychiatric syndrome in which a symptom of psychosis - particularly a paranoid or delusional belief - is transmitted from one individual to another. stump is quick to point out that the "two" aren't pete or ashlee. or for that matter, pete and patrick: "there are lyrics on this record that go into certain things that i wasn't necessarily sure i wanted to admit. we haven't been that openly political as a band, but on this record, there are some lyrics that spelled it out. the irony is that people will probably mistake the title, folie à deux, as something about romantic relationships in some way. and it's our only record where that theme is not touched upon." - alternative press, 2008

a celebration of FIFTEEN YEARS OF FOLIE À DEUX, from @omegalomania, @heartbreakfeelsogood, @ofalltheginjoints, @kat-sribbles, @clandestine-rabbit, @sicklysweetholiday, @ybcpatrick, @patrickmstump, @vanweezer, and @andpierres!

#fall out boy #fob #fobedit #folie a deux #*edits #*mine #and a lot of other peoples!!#shoutout to everyone who doubled up on multiple songs and esp kingsley who did THREE!#this was a total joy to do and it turned out sTUNNING #eVERYONE LOOK AT MY COOL FRIENDS AND WHAT THEY DID

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robinbuckleybingo · 1 year

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“Hey Dingus!

Guess who has a bingo starting now too!! In fact my sign-ups are already here! All they gotta do is fill out the sign up form after reading the rules.

I even have a link to the sign-up sheet here.

So guess what that means…