Since screwing has been heavy on everyone's minds, let's flip the script. Intimacy comes in all brands. What's something you notice your comrades do when they see you getting frayed? Are they quiet? Or is it Raidou &Gai dragging you outta bed for a spar & round at the bar?
Kakashi is allergic to the full spectrum of emotions, he usually leaves me with a dog and runs away.
Anko tends to distract me with analysis, asking for my help with a chemistry problem or some pestering about a new venom or poison.
Raidou takes me out for drinks and I usually end up crying into his toilet while he holds my hair, then sleeping on his couch for the next week.
Gai gives amazing hugs, second to only Chouza sensei. He’s surprisingly gentle and is usually against sparing when I’m not at a hundred percent.
Sensei doesn’t always have time to offer an ear or a shoulder, but I tend to come home to a meal in the fridge with a note asking to meet up sometime to discuss something or another.
Ibiki offers sparing or drinks and a movie. It’s fun to critique bad action movies or cheesy romcoms when a little tipsy and leaning against a giant human heater.
Hayate offers a night of boardgames with him and Yugao, sometimes with Izumo and Kotetsu too. Uno and Monopoly are done under supervision only and no weapons allowed.
Kurenai is a self care queen and on the rare days we actually cross paths it’s an all day event of deep conditioning, pedicures, face masks, and playing with makeup. Mirai is adorable and loves to ‘help’ and often paints my toenails. And everything else in the vicinity but it’s cute.
I saw a post on Facebook that said, “My wife is so much better looking than me that the cashier just put a plastic divider between our groceries” and I felt that in my soul
Which of the minor jōnin characters who aren't senseis would be the best sensei? Genma, Hayate, Izumo, Kotetsu, Raidou, etc. I think the background jōnin are underappreciated sometimes
Well, not all of them are jonin (some are chunin), so I'm gonna add under the pretense that they either got a lucky promotion or got in trouble, so now they have to deal with the genus sjdjdjdjbd.
I've read so many fanfics starting the background Konoha nins that I sometimes forget they don't play major roles oops 🫡🫡 anyway, here it goes!!!
@selenophilephile How are you doing now after your long mission and the glue cereal incident?
Eh. Lost my appetite. Had a nice long bath and a long cat nap. How are you feeling Hayate? What do you say to an early morning training sesh followed by breakfast... you know the spot 😊
//Google Translate says this means “Giving birth to the first grandchild.” Tomomi would love a grandchild from Hayate and Yugao. Unfortunately, Hayate is her only child, so after his death, there’s no more hope of grandchildren. She does take an interest in the New Generation kids, though she can’t shake the thought that one of them who should have been born around the same time is missing.