#uterus be damned

[adamarks]

If red suit had interacted with cat bell Stede would’ve gotten ed pregnant. Would’ve been too chaotic with the episode cuts.

#[autism be damned my boy can grill voice] #lack of uterus be damned he would’ve pumped a baby into him #I don’t even like mpreg these are just the honest facts #ok i’m going to bed now

[hajihiko]

Dude that actually really cool of an idea for Nagito to be getting scratched up as a part of paranormal activity

Honestly haven’t heard of that in ages haha /pos

the body parts are all ~symbolic~

#I'm sorry Mikan you're gonna have a real rough go at it #Sorry to detract from a Nagito ask but. I feel a bit wary about talking about Mikan #But to me. TO ME. Anything body horror related in the ovary/uterus system is extra horrifying #False pregnancy. Morning sickness. Irregular or constant periods. Cramps. Hormone imbalance. God damn #Nagito gets phantom limb pain and scratching and maybe more #Fuyuhiko gets migraines and visual hallucinations and eventually... brain stuff #Mikan gets WALLOPED.

[nose-coffee]

ur supposed to get one period a month yea? not me. i'm periodmaxing. we're on the fourth month of the year and guess how many periods i've had. brother, we are solidly on no. 7

#fuck off lou #my post #i know this is bad and yes im trying to figure out why this is happening #if i wasnt anemic before i sure am now #losing more blood than a stabbing victim #how was there only four days between my last one ending #and this one starting #a damn mystery to me ill tell you that much #i want to rip my uterus out and replace it w a cd player #make better use of the space ya know #but i cant even get my tubes tied until im 23 #like hell are they gonna let me throw the whole ute out #but guys. what if he sucks. like doc i kbow youre just doing your [patriarchal] job #fr. get real. he sucks. hes a bastard. he hates me and wants me dead #lemme kill him first it will be SO so funny #in other news. i may be in hell

[butmakeitgayblog]

i don’t have a uterus so forgive my ignorance but… 2 weeks??? 😭 i thought it was one wtf have i been lied to

That absolutely is a lie pushed on society by big pharma and the industrial complex (don't fact check me on this) I mean everyone is different snd everyone has their own fun little insanity inducing ~quirks~ to their cycle, but most people I've known who have periods usually have the week or so leading up to the period where you are either extremely hungry or hate the sight of food, ya bloat, boobs are sore, ya get so fucking horny that a bitch gets close to licking their own phone if someone hot enough scrolls through. And none of that covers potential skin issues, sleeping issues, depression issue, etc.

Then the actual period begins 😒 which is a whole other clusterfuckery bag of systems to deal with. And they say 2-7 days. If you just felt like you heard an echo in the distance, that was the feral wildbeast screech of every person who is on day 9 of their period. Who thought they were done and went back to regular clothes only to fUCKING START SPOTTING AGAIN 😤

And none of that even begins to account for anomalies like endometriosis or polycystic ovarian syndrome which can lead to even longer periods, more frequent periods, intensely painful periods (think stabbing pain. Burning pain. Feeling like your lower intestines are being wrung out like a wash towel.)

And we do this every month. While working. And cleaning. And cooking. And being general useful members of society.

My point in all this being, everything you've ever learned as a "generalized rule" about periods is a gotdamn lie and just, just listen to people who have periods when they say it's hell and we deserve to nap, complain, and eat our little treats in peace

#anon #don't worry anon I don't blame you #i blame the capitalistic patriarchy #i have the fun experience of having multiple periods in a month several times a year 🙃 #between may and june i had 4 #4 #as in 4 different periods #in 2 months #if your first thought was damn andi were you ok nO... no I wasn't. but thank you for asking #and I've been dealing with this for like what? 20 years now? #just yeet the whole uterus at this point

[oakthefrog]

Damn can’t my uterus say I’m not pregnant in ANY OTHER WAY THAN CRAMPS?! LIKE THANKS IK I DO NOT HAVE A CHILD GROWING INSIDE OF ME CAN YOU SEND AN EMAIL OR SOMETHING?!

#damn uterus #period cramps #aaaaaaaaaaaa

[coffincoitus]

kinda sad that the perpetuity of society as it is is so fundamentally dependent on women's subjugation that any attempt at autonomy is met with "oof, but isn't that too radical?"

#“women aborting bc they just don't wanna raise whatever is growing in their uterus...? but what about the ethics.....?” #like damn son. #what about the unethical implications of forcing a woman to gestate and deliver a baby just bc the optics would bad otherwise

[realbeefman]

i hauv a fever so bad rn and i keep getting sleep paralysis where dr gregory house gives me an at home hysterectomy with no sedatives

#i need to get him pregnant its not lupus #so on and so forth #house md #gregory house #can we cancel him for this #like damn bitch at least take my uterus out fr!!!!!

[sigmoon]

HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM

#damn my uterus be looking kinda empty— he should change that. #bsd #oda.bsd

[fushigurro]

adulting is kinda kicking my ass today. hashtag thriving

#rambles. #first it was dealing with the property manager #then i almost forgot to make my first car payment #now the pharmacy is saying my prescription has been cancelled??? #like haha okay bro guess i'll just not get my antidepressant then <333 #at least they're giving me my damn uterus pills this time. jfc #sigh i'm so tired of insurance #sorry i'm just bitching

[fobnsfwdoodles]

#y'all i am having my first period in four fucking years #forgot to be consistent with my t #adhd is transphobic confirmed #i feel so crap i never thought I'd have another period in my life #can someone rip this god damn uterus out of me #if i wasn't in so much pain id draw all the fob boys having period Sex #every thing is so uncomfortable #i hope you enjoy this doodle its me coping #okay that's the info dump #want3d to draw Patrick being extra cunty after that edit #Patrick #art #silly

[butch--dean]

if my left ovary could hurry up and finish ovulating so I could get back to my chores. That would be great

#ohhhh ouchie my lower back and uterus and everything in that general vicinity #is this too much information. well too damn bad

[oakthefrog]

can my uterus not cramp i have he/they in my bio

#trans humor #damn uterus

[ilikeyoshi]

it's still over a month away but i'm SO glad i get to talk to a trans-friendly and trans-educated obgyn in march. need these reproductive organs GONE. pmdd ruining my damn life.

#gender dysphoria also ruining my damn life but i know my recent foul mood is the pmdd. makes u hate being alive. #sorry god i have a question: why did you make having a uterus and ovaries SUCK SO BAD. #yoshi talks

[lights-all-askew]

the problem with going to the ER, see, is that i don't want to. it sucks there. and I don't want to be having a medical emergency. so

#i should've just taken the damn ovaries out when i got the uterus out too #but that would also have sucked #for a number of reasons #any I'm having a very bad time please send me cute animal videos

[sealer-of-wenkamui]

I think so much about the time in Shimousa from when Limbo finds Danzou’s broken body to the events of the game, like there’s this whole period of time where she’s always by his side serving the every whim of someone that is deeply fixated on her and wants nothing more than to hurt her. And no matter how uncomfortable he makes her or how much he hurts her, she won’t even complain because she thinks herself a tool that’s his to use as he pleases.

Repairing her body, putting curses in her in the process… the curse of annihilation… whatever he did to her body so he could control it against her will… was the self-destruct mechanism his as well? And he states he messed with her head but did it slowly because it was amusing to him, so he would be inside her head at multiple points….

And then she’s both a beautiful doll as well as a ninja so. I’m fully convinced he would fuck her, and even if she can’t feel pain, make her as uncomfortable as possible in the process… and have her serve his every desire… and he can also use her to kill and spy on others, perhaps even asking her to kill innocents just to watch her squirm. But she’d still do it cause she’s just a doll and he’s her master… ohh it’s all so much fun to think about

#Infel’s fate tag #LimDan is just so goood aaaaaa #me crawling to other limbo fans and danzou fans like where are you guys that also are interested in this? #fgo’s most interesting relationship to me anyways #aaa I think that’s why that one JP fic I love so much is so good #it captures exactly the sort of atmosphere I’d imagine between the two during that time #and does not hold back in showing limbo’s cruelty #and also all the tasty doll repair stuff and limbo being really damn weird about her l #the uterus thing. GOD. what the hell I love it #danzou knowing she’s not anything more than a toy to him but still dwelling on stuff in her mind like the girl he kills