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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

#oh this is going to enter me and my fiancee's daily vocabulary i can just feel it #all the time we are horkly warden

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Help Aggravate a Debate

I know tumblr polls won't solve a debate but they do bring fun new perspectives to argue, so for the sake of Argument:

#I've always liked the shortcut of: #“middle aged starts when you multiple your age by 3 and it's a number that you're like. almost definitely not gonna live to”

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everyone always wants to know what country i would base a pokemon game off of if i could make one but that is my twisted little secret. if i could make a pokemon game.... there would be no region.... it would all take place in one city

#I'd play the FUCK outta this

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

#the last unicorn meme: where were you when i was [in high school calculus]

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In 5000 years it won't matter what books you read or what ideology you followed or the cool friends you had. All that matters will be the scraps of clothing you wore, the permanent markings on your body, the surgeries you had, and the method of preservation of your corpse.

#*kicking a door open* exciting neWS future archaeologists!! they took out my uterus and they didnt have to cut open my whole abdomen!! #also the tattoos i will eventually get are sick as hell but regrettably have no broader religious or cultural meaning. flowers pretty

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#things are going INCREDIBLY well tbh #choose 1 or 3 rn

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#based on every other traumatic/emergency experience ive had? #95% chance id go 'oh shit. a dead body. what do i do.' pretty deadpan

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

#:(

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#ok unpretty's silphium farm concept is actually what id do now #but before i read those tags my plan was to get like a paleoartist and some archeologists and just take them on the best trip of their lives #those lil nerds are gonna be so fucking hype

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Im dead. This killed me

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#ahahahhaha i did it!!!!

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"People assume that in the 50 years since the first Earth Day we've made no progress. That we're in a worse position now than we were in the 1970s, that there's no point in environmental action," [...] Quite the opposite is true. Climate-friendly advances that would have seemed impossible even 10 years ago are now commonplace. And three times in the past 50 years humanity has faced--and fixed--massive, man-made global environmental issues.

The fight isn't won yet, but don't forget that we have made enormous progress.

We would be in a much, much worse position if it wasn't for all the incredible work of environmental activists who came before us, most of whose names and contributions we will never know. They are the reason that we have a fighting chance now, and we owe it to them to pick up their banner and keep running.

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enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant

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The Beast that Bothers

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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg