#unhinged galemancer thirst

[senualothbrok]

I NEED to make out with the rizzard, PLEASE LET ME LIVE

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[senualothbrok]

Who needs healthy coping mechanisms to deal with the crushing weight of existence, amiright 🫠🙈

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[senualothbrok]

Gale kissing hc?

Hello anon! Thank you for this lovely ask. I think about this regularly (which I'm sure comes as a surprise to no one...) We now have the lovely patch 6 kisses which demonstrate how Gale would kiss in an established romance, when you ask for one in a random circumstance. His kisses can be gentle and oh so tender. He is so soft and romantic - he tilts your chin, he holds your cheek, he presses his forehead and nose against yours. His kisses can be intense and passionate. They can be comforting and grounding. They can also be playful and teasing. He kisses with tongue, which is not surprising, because the man is all about his practised tongue (and this is where I expire). I have some other HCs about Gale and kisses: * Mystra never kissed him. When he confesses his love for you in Act 2, and he gives you that quick peck, he says he's out of practice - and that's because he hasn't kissed someone for years. Kissing is so intimate, so mortal, an expression of love and desire between equals. Mystra never showed him affection/love in such a corporeal, close way. So when he kisses you for the first time, it is shy, awkward, brief. He is finding his feet again. * After that first kiss, and that first night with you, he remembers how sweet this mortal pleasure is. He dives head long into you. I HC that Gale loves kisses. He loves the sensation of you, your taste, your touch. He loves being able to taste the smell of you, your musk, your sweat. I HC that kissing Gale is like being in a warm bath. He savours the experience of exploring every smooth and rough curve of your lips, the wet warmth of your mouth. He doesn't rush. He wants to get his fill, after a lifetime of forgetting how honest and unbridled mortal love can be. * I also HC that Gale would be a very good kisser. No stiffness, awkwardness, pointed tongues and teeth. Nope. This man is smooth and sensitive. He's all about honing skills, and refining that already practised tongue to find the twists and turns that drive you absolutely mad. Learning where it tingles, where he need to brush his lips, where to lap and suck, to send you to bliss. And when he does, it only fuels him further, making your kisses even sweeter, his determination and focus sharper. * In the haze of lust and yearning, I HC that Gale kisses like a man starved, with his whole body, with his whole being. Hands and fingers roaming and clutching at you, his skin grinding against yours; he wants to melt into you. He loves and wants every part of you, and he kisses that way, like he is insatiable, like more of you is the only thing that can sate his need. * Gale moans when he kisses you, and gets hard when you moan back. And with that, I think I need a cold shower. I hope this answered your question.

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[senualothbrok]

I used to be a functional adult 🫠💀

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[senualothbrok]

Helloooo!

Quick question: do you think Gale has always been a sex god (just as he’s innately good at magic) or do you think he acquired his legendary skills over time?

Hello friend! <3 I have thought about this a fair bit (in fact there is a scene in Promise where Aurora asks Gale the exact same thing). It's a great question because when it comes to romance/sex, Gale presents as a fascinating combination of a flustered bashful dork, who awkwardly withdraws the first time you express interest in him, and an absolute rizzard who is not coy about his desires, seduces you with the Faerunite version of the kama sutra, and takes you on an astral gang bang on your first date (if you choose to go astral rather than 'old ways' in Act 2). Gale may have a predisposition to being a beast in bed - in the sense that he is a thoughtful, generous person, who throws himself wholeheartedly into everything he does, and gives his whole self to the people he loves. Physical attributes aside (length/girth/stamina, and all the rest), those qualities are what makes someone a good lover - the sensitivity to what gives your lover pleasure, the drive to learn and improve in skill and attunement. Putting someone else's needs above your own. Gale definitely has a tendency towards these things within his character (sometimes to his own detriment). You've made a comparison with Gale's innate mastery of the Weave, which I think is apt here. I agree with the theory that Gale was born a sorcerer (able to channel the Weave a babe/child without training), but he is a wizard - it is in his nature to want to study and learn and perfect his skills. He is ever curious and enthusiastic about accumulating new knowledge. I think of Gale's sexual prowess in the same way. Gale tells the player character that he had mortal lovers before Mystra. We know that Mystra took Gale as a lover at a relatively young age, though we don't quite how young (I'm going to assume that he was old enough to consent, because I can't quite bear the alternative at the moment). I believe that as a young man, Gale accumulated sexual experiences, and came to understand his own sexual preferences as well. I'm sure, like most youths, there was a fair amount of trial and error. He is 35 when the player character meets him, and he is not green behind the ears in this area. He is not coy, he knows himself and what he wants. That requires experience, mistakes, learning. He studied and practised the skills of love and sex. He is able to make you feel sensations beyond imagining. He has a "practised tongue". So on and so forth. I don't think Gale was a blushing virgin when Mystra took him into her bed. Mystra isn't the sum of his experiences of sex and romance, although I do believe that, before the player character, she casts a dominating shadow over them. Mystra, obviously, would have been a demanding lover, and he would have learned how to please her. I think the more incorporeal, Weave-inspired modes of pleasure that Gale is able to channel were probably refined through his time with Mystra. (As an aside, I have no doubt that whatever scraps of affection and pleasure Mystra gave him were ultimately unsatisfying, because he was never her equal, and she never really cared about his needs and wants. Gale is obviously still coming to terms with the nature of their relationship and has limited insight when he speaks about his time with Mystra.) So, all in all, I think Gale probably started off with the fundamental traits of a good lover, and refined his legendary skills over time. <3

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[senualothbrok]

Where do you think Gales favorite place to fuck is?

The place where Gale is happiest is his balcony in Waterdeep. He loves his home, even if he likes adventure and has an inquisitive and restless spirit. His mind wanders back to his balcony when things are difficult, and he longs to be back there when he is away. He initiates the astral romance scene in Act 2 from his illusory balcony.

So I think it would also be his favourite place to fuck 🙌 He'd probably be keen to try out all those techniques that he'd been studying at length in "The Art of the Night", too. It isn't a massive balcony but it looks spacious and cosy enough. Gale would definitely make it work 🫠there'd be blankets, wine, maybe some snacks and water if you need to take breaks 🫠🤣

I can imagine him casting a spell so that no one walking past his tower could see or hear you fucking, though, because he's a gentleman like that. No public displays of nudity, thank you very much. ☝️ It would be a special, private affair between the two of you.

That's what I reckon. 🫡What do you think?

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[senualothbrok]

It's confirmed now canonically by these amazing kisses

Gale is a moaner

Smut writers be free

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[senualothbrok]

Sometimes I forget the impact of the scene where Gale says, "given my propensity towards verbosity, surely it can't be a surprise that I have a practised tongue"

Came across it last night when watching comfort clips of Gale and

The way he's just chatting away and then drops the rizz on you so hard that youre like

My loins, they are on fire

Send help

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[senualothbrok]

NEW KISSES

LARIAN PLEASE LET THERE BE GALE KISSES

And let there be, at the bare minimum:

breathlessness

hands clasping, cupped cheeks

gentle passion speaking to a deeper hunger

half lidded eyes, and a struggle to tear away

...Not me, having spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about how Gale would kiss

Please Larian, no more chaste pecks that make no sense for a man who is so romantic and passionate that he can literally seduce you by talking about esoteric books

FEED US LARIAN

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[senualothbrok]

I have died and gone to romance heaven

Larian leaning into Gale as Austenian romance ideal

Every single kiss is like a kiss between soulmates

He looks with you with such love and deep seated passion

I am dying of cavities and a heart boner

I guess it's a Gale kissing sim I'm playing now

And also, I cannot move on with my life

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[senualothbrok]

I am completely and embarrassingly obsessed with Gale’s nipples. I’ve been indifferent to nipples in the past but Gale? Totally feral for his. What is WRONG with me?

Absolutely nothing, my friend. 👍 Gale's entire being is laced with addictive properties. Every single part of his body is perfect and designed to drive us feral. Rabid. Foaming at the mouth with yearns.

I don't think I've ever been so horny for or in love with anyone, real or fictional, to be honest. As if being my pixel soul mate isn't enough, Gale has also opened up a whole new world of body part related and sexual kinks that I never knew I had. 🫠 (Hands / fingers / tongues etc etc)

Like you, I was also previously indifferent to the nipple. But, to quote our good friend @hotnerdywizard , I would like to chew on Gale's nipples like Haribo Starmix.

And if we're talking about Gale's nipples we also need to talk about the perfect pecs on which those nipples are adorned. How are they so firm and chiselled? They look like they were sculpted in ancient Greek or some shit. I want to rub myself all over them.

Also, the chest hair peppering his perfect nipples. I have never been into body hair of any sort. But Gale's chest hair 🫠 not too much, not too little. A treasure trail leading to some very lovely places to lick and suck...

In conclusion. There is nothing wrong with you. 🫠 Or if there is, there's something wrong with us all 🙌

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[senualothbrok]

Sufficiently jaded to know that one person / love / etc cannot solve all of your problems

But genuinely feel like having a real life Gale would solve at least 70 percent of mine

I so need him to be real 😞

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[senualothbrok]

The Gale yearns are killing me today folks

The level of pain 😫😭

There is no cure for this disease 😭

Aching for the fictional wizard will be the end of me

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[senualothbrok]

How to make your Gale yearns actually intolerable : go on Twitter and look at NSFW fanart 💀

I AM IN PAIN

I NEED HIM SO BADLY

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