#ugh cass is hot anon

[tuggersc0ck]

Artemis and Cass? 👀

Yeah! Mostly cause I've just been big gay for Cass the past few days. Especially for Taryn Donna and Lexy Bittner. They are the most perfect Cassandra actors.

It would definitely be a one-off thing that happens. Cass knows which cats are interested in her, and one night, she decides to put on the charm and see if Artemis would be interested in spending the night with her.

Artemis would agree, but would also ask if Lorenzo could join. Or well, not so much join but be allowed to watch. Cass isn't much interested in toms, but Lorenzo is handsome, and she knows the bond Artemis and Lorenzo, so she agrees with no hesitation.

The night mostly consists of Cass eating Artemis out for hours. Cass is a fiend when she gets between a cat's legs, practically rivals Tugger when it comes to eating pussy. And she loves it, could be between legs or have a Queen sitting on her face all day if the Everlasting Cat would permit it.

It'd be super hot, too, if Lorenzo gives Cass instructions on how to best eat out Artemis. Cass knows her way around pussy, but Lorenzo eaten out Artemis more times than he can count, so he knows exactly what Artemis likes best and he heatedly relays that to Cass while jerking it because how could he not? His hot mate with one of the hottest Queens in the tribe? It's like stuff of dreams.

Once Artemis taps out, legs turned to jelly from how many times they came, Cass would give Artemis a heated kiss and a "Thank you" before leaving. Artemis isn't really into Queens, so they are definitely a pillow princess type in this situation. Doesn't matter much to Cass, she probably came just from the act alone. She leaves Artemis and Lorenzo to cuddle, probably returns to her den to take care of herself, or have someone else take care of her for her.

#ugh cass is hot anon

[azsazz]

I wish we knew more about the other Vanserra brothers, SJM didn’t say much besides they are horrible people basically…do you have any HCs for them?

ugh, me too. i refuse to believe the vanserra family is that fucked up to where they never got along and they all dislike each other. i know beron has been pitting them against each other for literally centuries smh.

So, in my fictional universe, the order of the brothers is as follows: Eris, Pyrolas (Pyro), Conleth (aka Connie 🥹), Oakland (Oak), Finch & Foxe (twins, both deceased), and Lucien.

We know Eris. We love Eris.

Pyro, man what a hot head. We've discovered a little bit about him through You Know I Always Liked Playing with Fire. He's messy. Second born, second best. Never enough to live up to his older brother. Beron has pitted them against each other for the longest time. Deep down, Pyro really just wants someone to be proud of him. But he's a little twisted because he's never had love and all he's seen is the piss poor excuse of a father treating his mom like shit. Except for when he found out about Lucien and his partner. There was a flicker of guilt as he watched the twins pin Lu down while his lover perished before them all. He's so incredibly hurt that he takes it out on others, on his brothers, parents, people of the court, his partners. He wants someone to hurt as much as he hurts. He's a master at the art of façade. No one knows that he wants love because he's so good at pretending he doesn't need it and pushing people away.

Connie, my baby. Ngl I had him as deceased for a bit until that anon reminded me that he was alive. so here he is, im introducing him. Conleth is third born, middle of the pack. he's pretty docile compared to pyro, but he really does enjoy the simple of things in life. he's second mommy's boy, coming after the biggest mommy's boy of all, eris. he's lethal with a bow but those skilled hands are good at many things, like in the bedroom or in the kitchen. he can make a mean pie. i'm feeling as i write this that he's just like us and has a MAD crush on cass and az, have you seen those wings? those powerful bodies? cuz connie dreams of it (he's just like me fr). he keeping it much on the down low because of daddy Ber.

Oakland, love him. Oak is the rational one. He appears in The Autumn Chill, and he's the one that none of the brothers can ever stay mad at. He's the mediator, the strategist. He sees everything and anything and is ever-calculating. Everyone adores him, he's so sweet, but can also put on a show when he needs to, just as all of them can. In Creepy Campfire, we see his playful side, joining in on his brothers jokes because he likes it when his brothers are happy. He wants a better world for his court even though he knows that berons power probably won't fall to him after he dies, he'll stick by the brother that does and off him his intelligence.

Then there's Finch and Foxe. I can see them being like night and day or super fucking similar. cliche to say night and day, i know, but what if they were fire and wind? Foxe gives more bad boy than Finch (who will do whatever his twin asks of him) and they're trouble makers through and through. Foxe is fire while Finch is wind (appropriately named). Where Foxe sets a blazing fire Finch is there to add fuel to the flames. They back each other and aren't worried for title of heir to the throne because they know it won't happen for some time, they'll discuss it when the time nears, if it should happen. both playboys, and i bet they've even shared women between the both of them too. they give that vibe, as strange as it sounds. But, they are no longer, killed off by Lucien and Tam in the books and also in Safe Haven. They held down Lu while Beron killed his lover and they found sick delight in watching, in having a hand in it. They're both twisted as hell tbh.

And of course, Lucien. We know him and we love him too.

so yeah, i guess this is how i'd view them in my personal world 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

#azsazz vanserra brothers #ask azsazz

[xaphrin]

Winter Break

15/50 - Raex/RaeHood - Jason and Raven

Winter Break AU

I had an awesome anon ask me about whether or not I would continue this AU, and while I wasn’t sure if I would, I did write something little as a prompt. I hope it’s okay. Thank you so much, this was fun.

Jason wanted to imagine that this was a dream. Honestly. It felt like a dream, all soft around the edges and filled with warm thoughts and memories of hot chocolate after a snowball fight. He lay there on his bed, listening to the soft hum of the gas fireplace as it flickered in the corner of his room, filling the space with a dancing, muted light. All he could really think about was how stupidly cute Raven looked when she was bloodthirsty, her hands filled with pristine white snow. She had rolled around and played with Titus before being bombarded with a snowball from Dick and then… well, things got a little crazy.

But fun. Oddly fun, for a girl who seemed to close out so many other people, even herself at timed. She could be surprisingly… easy to get along with. Almost like a friend, or…

Jason blacked that thought before it went a little too far out of his comfort zone. She was Dick’s guest - his friend from his uptight ivy league university on the other side of the country. She wasn’t here to stay, and she certainly wasn’t here for him anyway.

A knock from his door prompted him to roll off the bed with a groaning curse, throwing it up to look down at…

“Raven?”

He just stood there and stared at Raven as she stood in his doorway in a baggy sweater that he could have sworn was his, and a pair of pajama pants that must have been Tim’s. Hist heart did something weird, practically stuttering as he tried to process what he was actually seeing. Nothing on her, he noted more to himself than anyone else in his head, was Dick’s.

“Ah, Alfred wanted me to grab you?” She jerked her thumb over her shoulder. “He said he needed your help with something in the kitchen?”

She tugged on the hem of his sweater and he watched her with an emotion building in his chest that felt like he was going to implode. He blinked, wracking his brain for something intelligent to say, something that made some kind of sense or logic, or really anything that felt like it might have conveyed actual feelings. But silence slid between them like a herd of elephants, and all he managed to force out was:

“Are those mine?”

“Oh.” Raven looked down at herself before nodding. “I guess so. Sorry, Alfred lent them to me. I hope you don’t mind?” She gave a one-shouldered shrug and he watched the collar of the sweater slide over her shoulder, exposing a flash of pale skin. He certainly didn’t mind at all.

“I just didn’t fit into Cass or Steph’s old things, so… I ah… it’s okay, right? I mean, I’ll wash it and give it back just as soon as my things are out of the wash.” She scrunched her nose. “I guess everything got a little wet this afternoon.”

“Yeah. That’s… uh, that’s fine. You can keep the sweater if you want.” He’d lose every sweater he owned to her if she wanted it, and especially if she looked like that in it. “I know it’s warm, besides you look kinda… cute.”

Oh god, what in the hell was he saying?

She blinked, pulling back just a little. “Thanks?”

“I mean… like it’s a good color on you.”

“It’s black.” She lifted an eyebrow and bit back a laugh, her head tilting to the side enough so that her hair brushed the top of her shoulder. “I think everyone is supposed to look good in black.”

He knew that she was two seconds away from calling him out, and Jason was about to fly into panic-mode any instant. He needed to calm himself down, or he wasn’t sure how in the world he was going to manage another three weeks of this girl around him. Especially not if he was going around calling her cute.

“Oh, wow. You have a ton of books!”

Before he knew what was happening, he watched as Raven pushed past him into his bedroom, making a straight path for the bookshelves lining his wall. Her fingers slid over the spine with a sort of reserved reverence, and Jason thought he could stand there all day and watch her touch his things. Some weird, twisted part of him liked seeing her touch his things. She could touch him too if she wanted.

“Uh, yeah. Do you read?”

She nodded. “I wish I had time to read a bit more, but my schoolwork and job make it hard to read for fun, so…” She shrugged and pulled out a book to look at the cover, examining it for a moment before reading the back. “I guess I just have to settle for just catching snippets of things whenever I have time.”

“Oh, I didn’t realize you had a job.” He found himself taking a step towards her, watching the way her eyebrows knitted together as she read. She was even cuter when she wasn’t paying attention. Ugh. He felt absolutely ridiculous, he needed to pull himself together, or this was going to turn embarrassing. “Where do you work?”

She snorted and pulled the book against her chest, offering a twitch of lips that looked almost like she was going to smile. “At the cafeteria. I’m a prep cook in the morning.”

Jason barely managed to catch a chuckle before it escaped, and shook his head. “Didn’t you say-”

“Yes.” Her head ducked a little bit lower, hiding a shift in her expression behind the curtain of her hair. Her shoulders shook with silent, sheepish laughter, and she finally glanced back up at him. “I am a terrible cook. Luckily I mostly just peel potatoes and cut vegetables, so it’s not like I’m actually cooking, otherwise there might be a sudden wave of food poisoning on campus.”  

“Awe, come on… you can’t be that bad.”

“Ask Dick sometime. He’s made the unfortunate mistake of trusting my cooking.”

Jason laughed, the sound bubbling up easily in his chest. It probably served him right anyway.

Jason tapped his fingers on his thigh, trying not to think about how oddly fun it might be to have her with him in the kitchen. Having her near him and he helped her create something all her own… it sounded kind of nice. His stomach turned a little and he tried to look as nonchalant as he could, the exact opposite of how he felt. “Ah… tell you what, I learned one or two things from Alfred. If you come hang out with me after dinner, we can try to make tomorrow’s lunch together?”

She caught her lower lip between her teeth, weighing the offer. There was a flash of caution in her eyes before she nodded, holding out her hand. “You’re on.”

He thought he might lose himself in her thin smile.

“But I’m warning you,” She said as he wrapped his fingers around her palm. “If anyone in the house gets sick, I’m blaming it on you.”

Fair enough.

#fifty thank you prompts #15/50 #raex #redrae #raehood #winter break au

[yakumtsaki]

last giant batch of ratings! ty all for playing my dudes

Johnny/Ripp: 8/10

hmmmm i havent even considered this b4. its def cute but i feel like it would end in disaster without the balancing power of Oph?? and u kno, why go J/R when u can go J/R/O. i like it tho, it would make for a good coming of age desert road trip movie. like Y Tu Mamá También

Dirk/Angela: over my dead body/10

the fact that maxis put hot ass Dirk with Lilith was offensive enough but then u go and couple him with the even lamer twin. no way in hell. to answer the other anon’s q re: Dirk headcanons, i mean do u even need headcanons to love him? orphaned from his mom and stuck with a useless artist dad that doesnt pay his bills but still an ambitious go-getter who works super hard and looks good doing it. i mean compare the maturity and class of his bio with that of fucking toddlers Lilith and Ang. also embarrassingly too hot for them

Darren/Dina: 10/10

i.am. crying. u literally cant pay enough for this comedy material. avant-garde snob Darren high on shrooms talking about soviet constructivism while Dina is digging through Darleen’s jewel boxes

Dina/Malcolm: 10/10

perfection <3 as u may kno i love Malcolm ever since i married him to Vic back in the Union days of old. i see Malc as someone with absolutely no depth but like proud of that fact. i think he and Dina would be a total mess like madly-in-love-jealous-of-everything-that-breathes-throwing-fine-crystal-ashtrays-at-each-other and im here for it

Bella/Mortimer: ugh/10

the iconic ts1 version gets an obvious 10. ts2 version gets an eyeroll and a dramatic sigh. as we’ve already covered ts2 Mort is the absolute worst and the death of all good things. does Bella deserve better than a pyromaniac who has a positive memory of her abduction and, lbr, probably orchestrated it? and also looks like Darren Aronofsky? well the decision is up to u. as far as im concerned the only ship Mort deserves is that viking funeral one they light on fire. u kno what im talking about

Dina/Michael: -infinity/10

CREEP ALERT. probably another unintentional maxis age fuck up but i cant get over it

Nina/Don: 7/10

much like Nina, i find myself into this against my better judgement. i wish they could work it out somehow?? they just look so good together u kno

Cass/Darren: 8/10

yea i can def see this working out. get u a woman who not only knows her soviet constructivism but prob also owns a few buildings of the trend. money problems=solved

Ripp/Rick: 5/10

I GUESS. i mean their names together sound like a horror comedy. Ripp has actual and serious problems tho, as opposed to Rick who truly does not. unless freakishly overgrown eyelashes count. so yea idt Ripp would stand for Rick’s whining.  ia with the later anon, i def see Rick and Lil hitting it off and having a messy dramafest of a relationship where they like threaten to stab each other with their gothic collectible knives but dont take them out of their mint condition boxes

Brandi/Dina: 3/10

nah dont see it. both overwhelmingly str8. if i squint really hard i can see Dina as maybe slightly bicurious but that’s as far as it goes. maybe one time after girls night out when theyre both wine drunk and Brandi is like ‘gosh, its been a long time since i had so much fun :)’ and one thing leads to another and then they never talk about it again. longshot tho

John/Erin: 6/10

not bad but im not into these ‘super-serious-dark-dude/bubbly-naive-girl’ pairs, too old hollywood for me. i like him better with hippy freakshow Natasha

Desdemona/Bottom: 9/10

CUTE. as teenage sweethearts only tho cause Desdemona is too bland for Bottom in the long run, both looks and personality-wise, and Bottom has a bright future ahead

Mercutio/Tybalt: 7/10

i feel like the stress of dealing with Tybalt would cause the Monty hair loss gene to activate in Merc’s late teens and then Tybalt would dump him for it and be like ‘call me when the hairplugs are in’

Jimmy/Erik: 10000/10 

the anon who started it all hitting us with the MOST ADORABLE SHIT. LOVE IT. the 2 mysterious lone wolves getting it on and its us against the world. somehow getting them together never occurred to me?? def keeping them in mind for when i do a uni shoot

thats it for the ratings, hope u guys had fun! back to nll-ing

#rating couples #rr #rp

[bookofmirth]

this has no name oh no what will i call it - random ass questions

I was tagged in this by @cass-ian a day ago. Or two days ago. I don’t know. Time doesn’t exist on the internet??? Thanks, though! *mwah*

I tag @acourtofstarsanddreams and @my-name-is-fireheart and @illyriantremors and @bkhrtn to do this next :D And since my posts insist on being long af lately, this is going under the cut.

1. Are you named after someone? Nope. 2. When was the last time you cried? So... why do all these things always want to know when you cried? Like maybe I don’t want to think about it? Because I was crying? But, um, legit that anon who called me rude made me cry. So... yep. #secretly a huge sensitive baby 3. Do you like your handwriting? Some days I do, some days I don’t, but mostly I don’t/ 4. What is your favorite lunch meat? I’m vegetarian. In theory. But I like salami. :D 5. Do you have kids? no thanks, just a cat. 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Honestly I’m either everything or nothing, like I will overwhelm you or ignore you, so no, I’d probably annoy me. 7. Do you use sarcasm? ... yeah. I hope you read that in some of my posts, too. 8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yep. 9. Would you bungee jump? Pretty much that’s a no. 10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch! 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I rarely wear shoes with laces. But no, not if I can help it. 12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Physically? ....no. Emotionally? ....no. 13. What is your favorite ice cream? Vanilla, or I make salted caramel that is THE BEST. 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Gender, age, clothing 15. What is your least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Wow, going for the low blows today, um... my nose. 16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? black pants (I am Deep™ and wear lots of black) and I just took my shoes off but they were a nice brown. Brown booties by Lucky Brand, my current faves. 17. What are you listening to right now? Tove Lo 18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Grey. Because I can’t make up my mind and am morally ambiguous. 19. Favorite smell? Vanilla, coffee, fresh mountain air 20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? It was something official, like the bank? I think when I ordered checks? Do people actually speak on the phone anymore??? I sure don’t. 21. Favorite sport to watch? None. I like going to games in person, mostly basketball, but that’s it. 22. Hair color? Dark brown - some of you can probably still see my face if you’re on the mobile app. 23. Eye color? Also brown 24. Do you wear contacts? Yeah, have for years. Otherwise I am basically blind. 25. Favorite food to eat? Cheese on Things™ 26. Scary movies or comedy? Comedy, but I hate vulgar comedy. You wouldn’t know that looking at my blog lately lol 27. Last movie you watched? Logan 28. What color of shirt are you wearing? I’m wearing a silk floral top. I just came from work ok, I’m not always fancy. 29. Summer or winter? winter!! i can’t stand heat and i love the winter Aesthetic–hot cocoa and fireplaces and blankets and candles and fresh baked goods and tea (I’m stealing your answer @cass-ian - it’s perfect) 30. Hugs or kisses? Um... kisses. I’m not a cuddler. 31. What book are you currently reading? This is effing ridiculous, but ACOTAR. I swear to shit I do other things with my life, friends. The book I finished before that was A Conjuring of Light by VE Schwab. 32. What do you miss right now? In a really weird way, I miss grad school. Like it was hell and I thought I was going to die, but also I miss being pushed to my limit, to learn, to work, to be my best. I dunno. 33. What is on your mouse pad? Don’t have one - I have a MacBook Pro and just use the track pad. 34. What is the last tv program you watched? Ugh I don’t know. I really am not into tv lately. Like probably it was Gilmore Girls, back in November??? 35. What is the best sound? Music 36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Gotta go with neither. 37. What is the furthest you’ve ever traveled? Montréal? Or Seattle. I’m not going to do the math. 38. Do you have a special talent? Nope. I like singing. I used to be really good at it. I am super out of practice, though. 39. Where were you born? Just outside of Atlanta, Georgia.

#tag post #personal