#two birds with one stone

[marlinspirkhall]

Statistically, you're only going to kill one bird per stone. The chicxulub asteroid, which killed 96 million dinosaurs, was an outlier which should not have been counted.

#there were probably way more dinos than that but i couldn't get any specific numbers #they just kept listing different cretaceous species #smh #dinosaurs #two birds with one stone #killing two birds with one stone

[steggymus]

HOT OFF THE PRESS YALL

#i literally just finished this #like not even 10 minutes ago #i’m working on design consistency and i also wanted to finish my raven boy designs #two birds with one stone #also i might try to draw blue as well #i just suck at drawing women and want to do her justice #the raven cycle #trc #the raven cycle fanart #raven boys

[raayllum]

RAYLLUM S5 MEME:  quotes [1/4] 5x04, “the great bookery”

Rayla, we've been through a lot. And a lot has changed. Well, some things have changed. But... not everything.

#the fic counterpart (which will be late bc i'm backlogged on day 2) is ezran's and i wanted to get this done so #two birds with one stone #snake boi callum week #rayllum #rayllumedit #some things never change #arc 2 #s5 #s5 meme #my edits #graphics #for snake boi callum week day four #However Vile / I Would Do anything For You #tag ramble #in my mind 2x03 where he forgives/understands why she didn't tell him is like #the moment it's Over. she's family from that point onwards #callum doesn't equate callum's love for his brother with another person's love for him lightly #she's on the ezran tier. and then everything else is just full throttle #even 3x09 like he's scared. he's So Scared before and after he jumps #not just about himself but about her. together or not at all #and then in s4 after two years of hurting & a season of wrestling with it here she is breaking his heart again #and he's like u know what? if this is a part oof her? i have to let it in. i have to let it hurt #and he does!! and like. GOD. Unconditional indeed

[egginfroggin]

I like to think that Sabi pesters Gaeric. She's a child up in the Icelands -- it's kind of isolated, even if she does have a massive bird for company, and Gaeric is probably the closest person for company, unless she wants to go to the Pearl Settlement directly.

By "pesters," I mean she drops out of the sky and throws snowballs at him. Or drops snow on him from above. It's all in good fun, and he'll chase her when she's on the ground, picking her up and carefully tossing her into the air or just carrying her around slung over his shoulder.

Sometimes she'll push a bit too much and he'll scold her, but for the most part, he has a pretty good amount of patience and lets her carry out her shenanigans. She's a kid. She needs to interact with other people, and to burn off energy somehow.

I dunno, I just think that they're neat and deserve to have a good, wholesome relationship. Gaeric is out here accidentally adopting this weird little kid who claims to be able to see the future, and Sabi is just like, "Ooh, yes, he will make an excellent playmate," and, "He is a good target for me to practice my snowball throwing."

She wasn't scared of him at first, even though he is a rather intimidating figure, because she had a vision of them playing together. No fear, just immediate attachment. Grabs his tunic and runs off with it, maybe. Shadows him in the Pearl Settlement and waits to see how long it takes for him to notice.

He teaches her foraging and techniques for tracking, as well as how to survive in case she gets separated from Braviary. She is small! She needs to know these things, living in such a dangerous place! Braviary is very dependable, and loves his tiny Warden, but he may not always be able to get to her!

TLDR: I think that Sabi and Gaeric have a relationship that's part friends, part big brother and little sister, and part weird uncle and niece thing. They like each other (platonically), and Gaeric will play with her when she comes around to pester him, because the Icelands are isolated and she is a child who needs company.

#warden sabi #warden gaeric #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #egginfroggintalkin #pokemon fanfiction #she trusts him he trusts her yada yada yada #look I just like found family okay #and there is not enough content with either of these two #so I need to talk about both of them at once #two birds with one stone #yeah

[quek-a-sketch]

Two Birds With One Stone AU Ava Ferin (for @/thenamesicarus !!) Thank you for donating!

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi fanart #jay ferin #just roll with palestine #just roll with it riptide #jrwi au #two birds with one stone #ava ferin #quekasketches

[thesourpatchdemon]

Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird, teach me how to sing. if I cannot fly, let me sing.

#lyric posting #akemi blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai #sweeney todd #I LOVE AKEMI #AND I LOVE JOHANNA #two in one #two birds with one stone #if you will #I’m sorry that’s a bad pun

[fourphoenixfeathers]

Hi there!! I just wanted to say that i am a huge fan of IEYTD (especially 3) and was so glad to see some more ppl on tumblr who love this underrated game too! love your artwork and headcanons but i gotta ask, what’s your LEAST favorite hc about agent phoenix thst others have? just curious ☠️

AAAA TYSM

I just recently got into ieytd and I'm having a lot of fun :D

As for headcannons, that's a good question. There are a lot of interpretations and they are all so cool, it's hard to find one I don't like. I guess I would say the juniper shipping, if that counts as a headcanon? Generally I think shipping is pretty meh, and Juniper and Phoenix's dynamic feels more like mutual terrorizing in my head.

They are like this to me.

#ieytd #agent phoenix #john juniper #try to kill them #they will yoink your murder weapon #phoenix learns how to use tk with a middle finger just to flip juniper off while thwarting some plan #two birds with one stone #or would that be two stones with one bird... #rae art #rae answers

[broadwaybohemians]

Enjoy the songs from Schmigadoon 2x03!

#schmigadoon #schmicago #schmigadoonedit #audio #2x03 #mod post #everyone's gotta get naked #worst brats in town #kill them all #bells and whistles #two birds with one stone #aaron tveit #kristin chenoweth #alan cumming #jane krakowski #patrick page #schmigadoon songs

[oplishin]

it will quite literally never happen, but man, i would've loved to see this version of mox feud (or even just coexist!! god help me) with this version of roman. in the shield triad, they're the steady axis that never betrayed each other. But by now, they've both changed so radically. they're unrecognizable, antithetical to each other, at the top of their respective parallel universes.

#tribal chief roman just *feels* antithetical to mox #god at least with ambrollins seth will occasionally drop crumbs in interviews #ambreigns is just nothing. tragic #i can at least delude myself into thinking ambrollins will happen ever #ambreigns is just gone until the hall of fame i think #unless something truly drastic and devastating happens to north american wrestling asdlfjas #jrestling #birds of a feather #two birds with one stone

[eight-edges]

@ ISU plz give Israel the Russia treatment ie. banning for war atrocities plz and thank you

#a lot of the israeli competitors are uh. russian anyway so #two birds with one stone

[ap-kinda-lit]

Modern AU with Naruto and Hinata dating, featuring Neji as his classic overprotective big brother self butting in escorting them when they're together. Hinata gets tired of it and desperate times call for desperate measures so she devises an uncharacteristically devious plan.

One night, she and Naruto have a movie night at her house (which, of course, Neji will also be at), but Hinata assures him there will be a third party, but she doesn't say who. So imagine the curveball Neji gets when it turns out that 'third party' is Tenten, Hinata's friend and Neji's classmate...and crush. Plus, they're made to sit really close to each other and the movie they watch is a scary ghost flick. So Neji is too distracted to cockblock Naruto and Hinata because Tenten is clinging to his side and jumping on him in fright the whole time.

#don't let Hinata's shy and innocent demeanor fool you #she can be quite the diabolical genius #really tho she's doing neji a big favor #two birds with one stone #nejiten #naruhina #naruto x hinata #neji x tenten #naruto #an idea #prompt #modern au

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

Why does Iggy have so many toys if he prefers to be a top

Man, I can't even draw the answer to this question because of my cat!

POV: You're me

#one unwholesome thing = pic of cat #two birds with one stone #i guess

[quq-fan]

what if I fuck around and start actually writing a backstory for Crest?

#two birds with one stone #finally make her a real character AND finally start creative writing again

[everydayhalfling]

Feeding the "digging holes" autism by harvesting potatoes.

#TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE #gardening is my passion because I just get to dig lmao #hobbit posting on main #hobbitcore #gardening gab

[eternalflashh]

grandma's stressing me to master chinese so i'm embarking on a new phase of my life (learning chinese by manually translating those 50 cn fics in the jyfx tag + those on lofter)

#in fact i was taught chinese since i was a Baby but i always sucked at it. languages are Hard #but i'll use my silly obsessions to motivate me #certainly better than rueing the lack of fics to read for the nth time #two birds with one stone #as they say! #rambelles

[friedpunster]

Nowhere in the idiom of 'killing two birds with one stone' is it implied that the stone only had to be thrown one time.

#random nonsense #text post #two birds with one stone