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greenexorcistishere 20 days
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Some random stranger on Twitter today insulted me, here's how it went
The incel: You will always biologically be a man, deny it all you want Me: Ok do I care?? The incel: Stop pretending you're a woman already wake up and go outside Me: 1. I go by all pronouns 2. Your bio literally says dm me for a dick pic you CANNOT be telling me to go outside 馃槶
Yeah anyways moral of the story don't pick fights with lowlifes on Twitter, they're always wrong
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kpopnstarwars 7 months
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listen to me rant about predebut unwhitewashed ateez:
firstly, i apologise for this absolute shitpost, and i don't know where any of the photos are from so apologies if they're acc urs or smt.
secondly, i apologise for the fact none of this is in order because this originally started as predebut yungi and then descended into ot8 chaos.
thirdly, i apologise for the huge rambles about whitewashing and fine men.
lastly, i apologise because i have no clue how to change size of pictures in tumblr so some are massive and some are tiny (send help)
just look at this:
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OK FIRSTLY LIKE MINGI'S ACNE?? i never thought i'd find acne attractive (like, i don't mind it, but my view on it has always been pretty neutral, it's just a thing that happens sometimes). erm like first of all thank you for debunking that stupid 'glass skin' thing because for the people who actually don't have glass skin it's such an expectation to live up to, and secondly you're fine as fuck. LIKE SHUT UP RN I WANT TO KISS HIM AUBAUVVFASIKYFSAA. and then there's that picture of him in the car which i can't find rn and he's like looking to the side and he highkey looks like keeho from p1h like um mingi u had no right to look that fine predebut like have you seen skz predebut they literally looked like infants?
everyone else under the cut
ok, onto exhibit b, yunho.
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LOOK AT HIM. i actually don't know if this is predebut yunho because he looks damn good but the twitter post said so, so idk but like??? he was either 19 or sub 19 here like???? I DO NOT SEE 19 YEAR OLD MEN OUTSIDE ON THE STREET LOOKING AS FINE AS THIS. and if this picture isn't predebut well my arguement is still valid because the other pictures of him which i can't be bothered to add rn still look cute asf.
i love the predebut pictures of seonghwa because he's so unwhitewashed it's beautiful.
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im pretty sure this is a picture of him from the third kq fellaz thingy, so that counts as predebut, but OMFG HIS SMILE??? AND HIS SKIN IS SO NICE AND LIKE UNWHITEWASHED?? LET MY BOY'S SKIN BREATHE OMFG-
here's predebut hongjoong:
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LIKE????? HE'S SO CUTE I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKET?? i know this post has disintegrated from me saying predebut ateez were fine to me just fawning over them being cute teenagers but like i would a hundred percent have fallen for them if they had been my classmates or anything so um yeah.
so onto yeosang:
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like... the sass? the visuals? from day one? I SEE YOU BROTHER. also ignore how the pictures are getting like younger and younger ok finding predebut pictures is hard. oh yeah and did i mention whitewashing in this post like thank god the predebut pics aren't whitewashed.
ok now san:
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LIKE EXCUSE ME???? I HAVE MANY WORDS TO SAY?? like umm he was a hundred percent a twig back then but like one look at his unwhitewashed face and i would have d i e d. he'd have been one of those guys i saw across the street and had to do a double take because he's highkey FINE. also it doesn't help that i acc know a guy who kind of looks like a mix of predebut san and predebut seonghwa who i highkey had a crush on last year but um tmi.
so onto wooyoung:
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i acc had to look hard for a good picture where i wasn't about to start cracking up over his bowl cut so we're just gonna accept this one. as you can see he already had the 'i am a kpop idol with trendy shoes on' thing going on so his fate was already destined. also more appreciation for no whitewashing like THANK YOU THANK YOU AAAAAH. also another guy i'd probably have a crush on if they were in my class.
last but not least jongho:
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i know there were many funnier pictures i could have put on but like um i just really love this photo bc he just looks so... jongho. erm and let me mention one more time that his skin is breathing!! he's not whitewashed!! what a man.
congrats if you made it to the end of this absolute batshit crazy post
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cheezekeyn 5 years
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some destiel shitpost 馃檪
arguement credit to @ dustinkcouch from Twitter
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lizzy-frizzle 3 years
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I was tagged by @catgirlprincess (kinda?)
1. Why did you choose your URL?
Its my name :)
2. Any side blogs?
Yea, I have a writing blog where I throw my poems and a nsfw blog
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
I have no idea, longer than a couple years
4. Do you have a queue tag?
Yea, but I never use it, "Oh I queue now?" I think
5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?
I originally started it to meet new magic the gathering people
6. Why did you choose your pfp?
Its lizzy and sadu! Of course its my pfp!
7. Why did you choose your header?
Same answer
8. Whats your post with the most notes?
On my nsfw blog its the one with 15k notes asking girls to look at me disrespectfully. On this blog? Hmmmmmmm I had a post recently hit like 3k? But I dont remember what it was
9. How many mutuals do you have?
A bunch, but I dont interact with them like I should (im trying to get better)
10. How many followers do you have?
1253
11. How many people do you follow?
632
12. Have you ever made a shitpost?
Of course I have, who hasnt?
13. How often do you use tumblr per day?
Ehh, I check in too often tbh
14. Did you ever have a fight/arguement with another blog?
Ive had a couple
15. How do you feel about the "you need to reblog"
Like, guilt posts already feel annoying, and when they add the "you HAVE to reblog or else youre a horrible person" its like... ok guess Im a horrible person for not reblogging a post on a social media site
16. Do you like tag games?
Yea, sometimes
17. Do you like ask games?
Id like them more if I actually got asks, but eh
18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr-famous?
Breya-the-etherium-shaper is definitely up there, right? My girlfriend saucerian also has a whole bunch I think, plus shes had her posts thrown on reddit and twitter
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
I have a crush on most women, this is not a revelation
Im not gonna tag people because I have crazy social anxiety, but if you see this and wanna do it you can say I tagged you
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