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imayanderesimp · 3 years
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Mha smut headcanons with the main fuckers + some story in between of Dabi’s
[like i said I would I’m making head canons]
IF YOUR A MINOR READING THIS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS POST
Dabi
Tw:breeding tw: toxic relationships tw:dabi’s a bad dad
is a pussy and ass person
sex drive is so high that he puts you on his cock then when he gets ready he’ll fuck you
is the big spoon while cuddling and he movies forward in his sleep but really he’s just thrusting his dick faster into you
will sometimes invite hawks or shigaraki to help him
If you try to leave him he’ll bend you over a surface fuck you for hours on no birth control then say,
“okay then let’s see what the baby thinks”
He gets you pregnant and then you have a baby...
Things start to decline with you and him
Dabi leaves you everyday with the baby not even helping you with them
Sounding a lot like endeavor in here 😒
He only tells you things like ,
Your only good for being a pussy pocket and a holder for my kids”
Just a hole for me to stick my dick into
What a slut
He only starts to care when the kid goes to elementary school and starts drifting towards you more and him less
Soon enough he sees through his ways he sees the way he treated you he treated you like he treated his mom
He’ll try to treat you better to make it up to you but maybe it will never work or maybe it will?
Shigaraki
Tw: shigaraki’s to horny tw:a fuck load of kinks tw:masturbation tw: public fucking
So fucking horny all the damm time it’s annoying
Like you spend all day killing heros and jacking off to twitch streamers so why the fuck are you still horny
Either way this man has a shitload of kinks
Sometimes he’ll leave you tied up with vibrators and then stops when your on the edge
Sometimes he’ll stream him fucking you
Sometimes he just fucks you
He also likes to fuck you on the bar counter
Because why the fuck not
Secretly thinking of having a nomu fuck you
Hawks
Tw: breeding Tw: lactation
Breed breed breed breed breed breed
Yeah that’s probably all hawks thinks about when fucking you
Breed
The man wants you to have his chicks so he can be a good papa
And suck the milk out your boobs
And it’s okay if your a guy hawks doesn’t need kids
He just wants to stick his dick in your hole
If you disobey hawks he’ll fuck you hours then invite dabi to fuck you for hours
So anyways how many kids you want?
Hawks was thinking 3 or 2
Oh you don’t want kids?
That’s not your choice baby bird
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lavenderandivy · 10 years
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Things I Would Like To Be Doing But Can't Because I am Waiting for NOPD to Come Take my Police Report in Order to Get a Restraining Order Against My Crazy Ex.
Eating the dinner I made 30 minutes ago
Smoking
Masturbating. 
Bathing
Sleeping
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strawberrydaydreams · 11 years
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sin--url replied to your post: 4-kidstv replied to your post: duuuumb ways to die...
the fun thing was who counted the times he jerked, that’s what you can call friendship
LMAO YES THAT'S THE FRIEND THAT STICKS UP UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD
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carriecompany replied to your post: duuuumb ways to die
I heard a boy masturbated so hard that his kidneys came out his penis (??)
OH MY GOD WHAT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
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actualjakuzure · 11 years
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I just called my boyfriend a chink for making masturbation noises
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laundryandtaxes · 11 years
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Tw masturbation
So the first time I fingered myself I was confused because I'd always read about 'tight' vaginal walls and was expecting it to be totally smooth like the inside of a test tube and I was like WHAT IS THIS TEXTURE WHY ARE THE WALLS NOT SMOOTH
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cana-mochi · 11 years
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sob
Im so sexually frustrated you have no idea...
I been on my period for about a month now and I havent been able to get ANY relief what so ever and everything is just a huge fucking tease.
When the fuck is my women parts gonna go back to normal.. x_x
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infabric2018 · 12 years
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What makes me really mad is the attitude to women's masturbation From my experiences my guy friends would talk about their jerking off and one of my girlfriends would mention them masturbating and they would get grossed out Like Really? You can't comprehend the fact that women would want to do the same thing? Give me a break Some idiots have put it into our heads that it's shameful or something but it's all just malarkey It's your body and if you're doing it healthly then you should do it if you want to and fuck everything else
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