#TMI

[hanelizabeth]

Locust Tree ~ Love beyond the Grave 🪦

- a recreation of Amatis Graymark’s flower card -

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

#cassandra clare #shadowhunters #artists on tumblr #digital artist #tsc #illustration #cartoon #the shadowhunter chronicles #drawing #illustrator #tmi #the mortal instruments #city of heavenly fire #city of ashes #city of bones #city of glass #city of lost souls #city of fallen angels #amatis graymark #amatis herondale #locust tree #my flower card #flower card #flowers #pretty

[daily-clace]

“I know,” Jace said. “I’m just saying that I think I chose the way I did in part because of you. Since I’ve met you, everything I’ve done has been in part because of you. I can’t untie myself from you, Clary—not my heart or my blood or my mind or any other part of me. And I don’t want to.”

City Of Glass, Cassandra Clare

#if a man said this to me I would be on my knees #dailyclace #clace #clary fairchild #jace herondale #clace quotes #jace wayland #clary fray #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunters chronicles

[rinadragomir]

Wait I've just realized... It's very old Cassandra Jean's art called "Herondale Boys & Parabatai" but...

There's Valentine Morgenstern for some reason.

He's Luke's parabatai so... Does it mean that he was originally planned to be Stephen's parabatai? That, by the way, would make much more sense in terms of "Stephen divorced his wife because Valentine told him". It's one thing when your leader asks you to do it and another one when your leader AND your parabatai says that you'll be happier with someone else.

Also, there's no Tobias and his older brother William😔

And yep, Jonathan Shadowhunter is like father of all nephilims, but also he actually isn't. Because he, his sister and his parabatai were walking around and making everyone drink out of the mortal cup to become nephilims, I doubt that all Shadowhunters are his relatives. So... The first Herondale boy huh? Might it be a reason why the angel left the star mark on Will Herondale and his descendants? To... Idk not confuse the original Shadowhunter line with others?

#tsc #cassandra jean #jace herondale #alec lightwood #james herondale #matthew fairchild #valentine morgenstern #stephen herondale #will herondale #jem carstairs #jonathan shadowhunter #tmi #tid #tlh

[green28go]

You might as well have asked why Clary hadn't created a hilarious love triangle by getting a crush on Alec, since he was--in Magnus's admittedly biased opinion-extremely handsome, and had been consistently sullen in her direction, which some girls liked. You liked the people you liked.

 -What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (The Bane Chronicles )

This cracks me up every time I read it and the fact that this is from Magnus's POV is hilarious.

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #clary fairchild #jace herondale #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #the mortal instruments #malec #cassandra clare #the bane chronicles #TSC #tbc #tmi #tmi gang

[wikitpowers]

daily reminder to always love and appreciate magnus

(i’m obsessed with him, your honour)

#THESE STETCHES ARE CRAZY THO #LIKE CASSANDRA JEAN NEEDS ALL THE PRAISE IN THE WORLD #BC THIS IS CRAZY #magnus bane #the mortal instruments #the eldest curses #tmi #cassandra clare #cassandra jean #tec #tsc

[vierss-herondale]

No matter how many people hates on blond male protagonists, Jace Herondale you will always be iconic and the prince of my heart 🫡✨❤️

#Jace herondale supremacy #jace herondale #jace wayland #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #the mortal instruments #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #vierssherondale

[tallertysupremacy]

I honestly have so much love for city of bones. Is some of the dialogue bleach-your-eyeballs-cringe? Yes. But that’s part of its 2007 charm. I love how Clary is so unhinged but in the way that all 15/16 year old girls should be unhinged (she is honestly a star among ya female protagonists of her time). I love that they’re all significantly traumatized and Jace wants to die and they’re just like yuuuup this is normal. I love how Alec threatens to kill Clary and we don’t even address that fact that this was wrong until TFSA. I love that Clary and Izzy both say no thanks no female friendships for me I hate all women. I love the pure unhinged chaos that is this book.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #cassandra clare #tmi #the mortal instruments #city of bones

[kaitcreates]

Jia

Charles

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the dark artifices #tda #the mortal instruments #tmi #the last hours #tlh #jia penhallow #jia ke #charles fairchild #shadowhunter character showdown 2024

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

[cowardlycowboys]

#omg kiera no one cares #tmi #flipping a coin jack off or nap hmm #i made this because it's funny

[hanelizabeth]

Evening Primrose ~ Unfaithfulness 🤫

- a recreation of Stephen Herondale’s flower card -

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

#cassandra clare #shadowhunters #artists on tumblr #digital artist #tsc #illustration #cartoon #the shadowhunter chronicles #drawing #illustrator #tmi #the mortal instruments #city of heavenly fire #city of ashes #city of bones #city of glass #city of lost souls #city of fallen angels #stephen herondale #herondales #evening primrose #unfaithfulness #my flower card #flower card #flowers

[daily-clace]

“I love you,” she said, her hands in his hair. “I love you.”

She saw his eyes widen and something behind his expression crack. The last wall around his heart, the last piece of self-protection he’d held in place. It crumbled away into blazing light as he came undone against her, like sunlight bursting into a room that had been walled up for a long, long time. He buried his face in her neck, saying her name over and over before he collapsed against her shoulder. And when finally Clary closed her eyes she thought she saw the cavern blaze up in gold and white, wrapping them both in heavenly fire, the most beautiful thing she had ever seen.

City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare

#dailyclace #clace #clary fairchild #jace herondale #clace quotes #clary fray #jace wayland #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

[green28go]

It was strange and startling and terribly endearing, like Alec himself. Magnus then dragged Alec outside, pushed him up against the brick wall of Taki's under the sparking upside-down sign, and kissed him. Magnus then dragged Alec outside, pushed him up against the brick wall of Taki's under the sparking upside-down sign, and kissed him. 

"What was that for?" Alec asked a long time later, eyes shining. Alec was young. Magnus had never been old, had never known how the world reacted to you when you were old, and had not been allowed to be really young for long either. 

But Magnus was keenly aware that this was Alec's first time dating, doing anything at all. He had been Alec's first kiss. Magnus wanted to be good to him, not burden him with the weight of feelings that Alec might not return.

"Nothing," Magnus lied.

What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (The Bane Chronicles)

As soon as the bedroom door was closed, Magnus turned and pushed Alec against it, hard. He kissed him fiercely, drowning himself in the taste of Alec, the feel of Alec’s stubble against his mouth (Alec thought it was messy, but Magnus was kind of a fan), the strength of Alec’s arms as they reached up to hold the back of Magnus’s head and help deepen the kiss. When he pulled away, Alec’s bright blue eyes were surprised and glinting, his mouth an adorable curl. “That was unexpected.” “I missed you,” said Magnus, out of breath, and Alec, bless him, didn’t ask him what that meant, didn’t say that they had been together this whole time, but only kissed him back.

The Lost Book of the White

#alec lightwood #magnus bane #malec #the bane chronicles #the lost book of the white #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #the mortal instruments #cassandra clare #paralells #TSC #tmi #tbc #tlbotw #the eldest curses #tec

[layla-carstairs]

Alec and Clary hating each other's guts in cob is iconic & funny but what makes it so much funnier is how quickly they get over it. by the epilogue they're both like "I feel so bad about all the mean & completely untrue things I said to you and for being really shitty/shoving you against a wall/nearly causing you to die :( im so sorry. anyway, let's never tell Jace any of this k?" and then proceeded to never acknowledge any of it again. by coa it's like it never happened at all. like it doesn't even get a mention in their inner monologues or anything. the one time it does come up is in tftsa due to Simon's incomplete memories & him being under the impression Alec doesn't like Clary. and when he brings it up to Alec his immediate response is this

like I'm obsessed with their dynamic, nobody's doing it like them

#they're so real for this actually #alec lightwood #clary fairchild #city of bones #the mortal instruments #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tales from the shadowhunter academy #tftsa #bella talks

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

i truly hate the show bc YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING WHEN YOU WATCH THE SHOW BEFORE READING THE BOOKS

you dont know that magnus’ magic is the same striking blue as alec’s eyes

you dont know alec’s eyes are the same color as the ancestors of a family so intertwined with his

you don’t know that magnus sees ghosts in the blue of alec’s eyes

you don’t know magnus is two inches taller than alec

you dont know that alec loves that magnus is taller than him

you don’t know that they dated in secret for months

you dont know alec’s wardrobe is absolutely hopeless and he only wears years old worn out sweaters with holes in the cuffs and magnus loves it

you dont know that sometimes magnus wears his worn out sweaters

you dont know that they didnt get married for years until alec became consul and they could get married in warlock blue and shadowhunter gold under his new law

you dont know they have two kids, before they ever married

you dont know their first son is named after alec’s brother max, who actually died during the war

you dont know that max’s skin is blue, and his eyes are just a shade darker than alec’s

you dont know that alec loved one man so much he changed the world for him

#honestly will probably add to this later #BUT I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME ??? #I HATE IT #DONT WATCH THE SHOW FIRST #IT RUINS IT #YOU NEED TO KNOW MAGNUS IS THE LOVE OF ALECS LIFE #AS IS ALEC MAGNUS’ #tsc #shadowhunters #tmi #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #drives me crazy #the show took away SO MUCH #the small details like alec’s eye color are SO IMPORTANT ??? #FOR SO MANY REASONS ??? #MAGNUS IS IN LOVE WITH ALECS EYES #im dead #and magnus not always having his cats eyes like hes supposed to ?? #god #i hate looking for fics and starting one only to realize its based mostly on the show #im a HATER #tsc book truther

[lord-montgomery]

city of bones:

tales from the shadowhunter academy:

nerd love and all that, yes. but did you catch the way she sees him?

#funny this should come to mind today when i'm planning on breaking down the next song on the playlist #sizzy #tmi #tsc