#tunts tunts

[leaf-nosed]

some sillies to celebrate the final season :D

#HI ARCHER NATION. runs around the walls #i found like one funny post that applied to one of them and i sorta blacked out after that #also i feel like u can soooo tell who my fave is from this LMAOOO #but umm yeah hopefully none of these have been done before- if they have then im super sorry! not trying to steal anyones ideas i prommy #archer #archer fx #archer fxx #lana kane #pam poovey #cheryl tunt #cyril figgis #sterling archer #algernop krieger #dutch dylan #daaamn i didnt make one for ray... sad #mine

[spiderstoner]

I will miss these chaotic toxic dysfunctional idiots every damn day of my life

#PRAYING FOR A REBOOT OR REVIVAL PLS #archer #archer fx #sterling archer #malory archer #cheryl tunt #pam poovey #ray gillette #algernop krieger #zara khan #barry dylan

[countesspetofi]

ARCHER S14 E06, "Face Off"

#archer #archer fx #archer season 14 #face off #sterling archer #pam poovey #cyril figgis #cheryl tunt #ray gillette #zara khan #algernop krieger

[unclefathersantateddy]

Just remembered this isn't even their first rodeo being canonically connected

#bobs burgers #bob's burgers #archer #adventure time #kristen schaal #dan mintz #eugene mirman #louise belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #jake jr #tv #tiffy tunt #cecil tunt

[lesbianlanarcher]

im pretty sure nicki minaj released 'only' in 2014 so i could make this meme ten years later...

#sterling archer #lana kane #cheryl tunt #carol tunt #pam poovey #algernop krieger #ray gilette #cyril figgis #malory archer #archer fx #shitposting lol #IT FITS PERFECTLY I CANNOT GET OVER THIS

[cowboybuckleys]

#archer #archeredit #cheryl tunt #lana kane #cyril figgis #* #q

[youronlydrpepper]

Here’s the Archer crew! I’m so excited for season 13 and this show has been giving me brain rot

#my art #digital art #archer fx #sterling archer #Lana Kane #cyril figgis #cheryl tunt #pam poovey #ray gillette #dr krieger #mallory archer #fan art

[davekatzdefensesquad]

Same vibes

#archer #cheryl tunt #archer fx #ofmd #lucius spriggs #parallels #mine #lol

[heartbreak-eugene]

Cheryl-mania!

Or, ahem- Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene/Charlotte :>

#I love her #and I miss her #Cheryl Tunt #f/o stuff #archer fx #dis is my Christmas present….

[pixelcetamol]

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

Sick of the randomly generated townies in my save file. Looks like this crack squad will be moving into town.

#Archer FX #Sterling Archer #Lana Kane #Malory Archer #Cyril Figgis #Pam Poovey #Algernop Krieger #Cheryl Tunt #Ray Gillette #Sims 4 #The Sims 4 #TS4 #Sims 4 Legacy #Sims 4 Gameplay #Sims 4 Edits #Sims Edits #Sims

[pansexual-pied-piper]

*logs off tumblr*

*goes to a CSD parade*

*listens as somebody addresses their group as "Liebe Tunten, Tunteriche und Tuntösen" via microphone*

*is handed an informative flyer on puppy play by a guy in leather and a pup mask*

*grabs a Queer-Referat sticker reading "QUEER, PERVERS & ARBEITSSCHEU"*

*talks to two 50+yo ace drag queens who are dating*

*chats with a cis heterosexual arospec woman*

*buys a pan pride flag*

*compliments somebody on their polysexual pride flag*

*buys a group of teenagers coffee, including an it/its enby and a pre-HRT trans girl with a lesbian pride flag*

*eventually goes home, logs onto tumblr and is hit by discourse about whether any of this should be allowed at a pride parade*

#all of these are real things I did at CSD parades tho not all at the same one #also 'Tunte' is roughly equivalent to 'fag' or 'faggot' #so what that person said was roughly equivalent to 'Dear fags‚ faggots and fagettes' #happy pride f*ck your discourse :)

[owchie-wowchie]

Started season 2 of Archer so this may be up to change

#headcanons #they're all queer #you can't stop me #ray gillette #sterling archer #lana kane #pam poovey #cheryl tunt #cyril figgis #krieger archer #archer fx

[music-movies-mayhem]

This shit:

Exceptional

#archer fx #lana kane #cheryl tunt

[countesspetofi]

ARCHER S14 E06, "FaceOff"

#archer #archer fx #archer season 14 #face off #gary #lana kane #cheryl tunt #ray gillette #sterling archer #zara khan #pam poovey #one liners

[katyakazanovas]

am i the only danger island girlie? 😭 it’s so special to me. (i love dreamland and 1999 as well but i think i like danger island bc of the colors)

#rachel says things.txt #archer fx #archer fx spoilers #sterling archer #archer fxx #lana kane #cyril figgis #pam poovey #ray gillette #algernop krieger #barry dylan #malory archer #cheryl tunt

[lesbianlanarcher]

Archer x Reader Halloween Headcanons

another year without any archer halloween content, so i'm making my own!

credit to @lovingwanda for the idea :)

How Halloween plans would go with each of my fave characters!

🎃🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧟‍♀️🎃

STERLING

"Batman and Catwoman? Really? Isn't that, like, as basic as you can stoop?"

Halloween, like all festivals, is an excuse for Sterling to get shit-faced. More so than usual, so he's game for whatever dumbassery you've got in mind... plus his own.

More likely than not, he'll wanna go to a strip club. Practically insists on it and whines like a little kid until you give in and agree.

"What? I've never been to a strip club for Halloween. Are you gonna deny me of hot vampire tits now? After you coerced me into this ridiculous outfit? Wow..."

If you got him drunk enough, he'd agree to dress up as whatever you want him to. He might grumble and say you're demeaning him by sticking a pair of bunny ears on his head, but, secretly, he's enjoying it. Plus, those ears attract a lot of attention so... he's basking in it. But he won't tell you that. He can see your little smirks and smiles, but he's so totally not lapping all of it up. No, he's embarrassed! Sooooo embarrassed that he's having suuuuuch a good time with you.

As for trick or treating? As much as he wants to go out and get free candy from strangers, he recognises that he's far too old for such a thing. However, he absolutely will drag you out to "chaperone" AJ and her friends when they go out trick or treating. And takes a 40% cut for looking after them. Then, uses you as a scapegoat when Lana finds out about it. Obviously.

LANA

"Slutty nun is kinda on the nose, no? Also, who told you about that?"

Halloween is a little... overwhelming for Lana. The very idea makes her uneasy, which is ironic for the absolute force she is in and out of the field.

She wants AJ to have a good time, of course, but there's a lot going on with all the mayhem of trick or treating and running about the streets of New York at night. And the fact there are people dressed as murdererous psychopaths, covered in blood etc. Well, that sends her already worrying brain into overdrive.

"Is this a good idea? I mean, everyone does it. Trick or treating. So... yeah... fine... right? Maybe you should come with me. No. You should definitely come with me. AJ would appreciate it too."

She's not one for partying until the sun rises, but she'll indulge in some of the festivities like staying at home, sharing a bottle of wine with you, and answering the door for other trick or treaters once you've both done the rounds with AJ. She leans into the whole domestic mom thing even more and dresses up in matching outfits with you! (whether that's slutty or savoury is up to you...)

Steadily throughout the night, she does get more and more pissed off, though. The constant getting up to answer the door, hearing the same phrase screamed at her over and over, and the general lack of quiet agitates her to no end. Still, she'll try her best not to blow a fuse since she knows how much you enjoy Halloween. She can, after all, be very caring.

ZARA

"I swear to god, if you don't come up with an original idea for a costume, I'm blowing the building up."

Halloween is one of Zara's favourite holidays, if not her number one favourite. She wants to do it ALL, and she's taking you as her prisoner for the night.

First on the checklist (yes, she made an itinerary, it's that serious) are couple costumes. She already has it planned out, you don't get a say in it, she knows your measurements, she's bought you a custom costume and you WILL wear it.

"Aww, see? You look adorable, like I knew you would. Now, smile for the camera."

Then, the night unfolds as such : carving pumpkins, apple bobbing (look it up), witch hat ring toss, Halloween scavenger hunt, and ending the festivities off by rolling around a bar until some truly unholy hours.

She used to go trick or treating a lot as a kid, but she's definitely outgrown that now. However, she always makes sure she has sweets to give the kids who knock on her door. She won't admit it, but seeing all the little kids in their adorable costumes is her favourite part of it all.

CHERYL

"You call that scary? What are you? Five years old? I was reciting Suspiria when I was five, not Hocus frickin' Pocus!"

Halloween for Cheryl imbues her with an especially sinister energy. She's already crazy as it is, but tonight? Watch out.

Due to her strange, eccentric upbringing, she never really had the chance to go trick or treating like a regular, non-billionaire child. She doesn't get the appeal and she has absolutely zero desire to get free candy that was – in her words – bought from a store (the dollar store) she wouldn't set foot in even if she were dying of a disfiguring disease and it housed the only cure on Earth.

"God, that really is a pathetic attempt of a costume. Like, did you even try? A month? This took you a month to put together? Why do you even bother?"

All being said, she will spend her Halloween with you, provided you do exactly what she wants.

That includes : sitting through the most fucked up films you've ever had the misfortune of watching, using a oujia board (since she thinks those are fun and doesn't take your cautioning against 'doing it properly' serious), only saying "trick" to all the kids who knock on her door and laughing in their faces when they don't know what to do, and listening to all her crazy conspiracy theories at 3AM because she refuses to go to sleep and you're now too scared to.

KATYA

"I do not get it... You want me to dress up as... тыква?"

Halloween for Katya is a foreign concept since it's not a widely celebrated holiday in Russia, but she is curious about it.

Most of what she knows has come from various western films, a little from what you've told her, and a little from Sterling. Although, he was mainly talking about the vampire tits at the strip club which wasn't all that useful. So, when you have your first Halloween with her, she's both excited and only slightly confused.

"This costume is scratchy and poorly made. Where did you say you got it from? Spirit? Well, there was absolutely no spirit put into the production of this polyester abomination, I tell you that."

She would love to experience what it's like to go trick or treating, but when you tell her that it's only for kids, she gets super frowny and demands you take her anyway. Which you do 'cause are you really gonna say no to her?

So, when you inevitably end up in a crowded bar, slurping Halloween themed cocktails, she agrees and says trick or treating is for kids... but she lets you in on her candy haul nonetheless.

PAM

"Fuck yeah! Weirdest but hottest couples costume award here we come!"

Halloween, much like Zara, is basically a holy holiday for Pam. Up there with no socks day.

Your agenda is simple : dress up good and drink even better. It's an absolutely foolproof plan.

"You want me to carve a pumpkin? Right now? After I had, like, seven of these scare-o jell-o shots? Alright. Gimme the knife."

Something that surprises you is to find out just how incredible her special effects makeup skills are. She can give you a gnarly gash on your face like it's nothing. That open zip wound thing? Yeah, she can do that too. A pus-filled boil? Pam's your guy. Any gory thing you can think of, she's got you covered.

Once you're done letting her decorate you with some truly horrible looking injuries, you spend the rest of the night at her place, watching horror films, knocking back those aforementioned scare-o jell-o shots that she prepared earlier, and having a damn good time until you both pass out on the couch.

so... yeah! that was all very silly n self-indulgent, hence why i only did my faves. if you want me to come up with stuff like this for other characters or anything else for any character, inbox me! and happy halloween!

#sterling archer #lana kane #zara khan #katya kazanova #cheryl tunt #carol tunt #cheryl/carol tunt #pam poovey #archer fx #wow i can't believe i wrote all that out that was so random of me