#tumblr watch and care about the evil dead musical challenge tho

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Musical sentence starters!

these will be from different musicals! these usually end up being really long so as always, I apologize for that. I’m using musicals that aren’t quite as tumblr famous but Should Be maybe this exposure will make some people listen to some new stuff! tws for sex n violence also swearing!

Something Rotten

God, I hate Shakespeare

“God, I hate Shakespeare!”

“Don’t be a penis!”

“The man is a genius!”

“Ah, geeze you sound just like him!”

“The way he feigns humility when all he does is gloat!”

Bottom's Gonna Be on Top

“My name will be synonymous with being on the top!”

“ I'm the cat's meow!”

“ It's gonna be great!”

“If you're the star you are, you couldn't be any more brighter.”

“Thank you, Jesus, and Hail Mary!”

“My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours.”

“In your dreams.”

“Bottom's up!”

“Nice metaphor bro!”

Hard to Be the Bard 

“Just me and my beer and the terrible fear that I might be losing it.”

“It's hard.”

“ It's really hard.”

“I make it look easy but honey believe me It's hard.”

“It's a burden, but I suffer through it.”

“He is suffering.”

Oh don't make me do it, don't make me go through it... can somebody get me a drink!”

“Can somebody get me a drink!

“ Hoping for just a bit of divine intervention.”

Evil Dead The Musical

What The F*** Was That

“What the fuck was that!?”

“She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie.”

“ What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?”

“ Dude, these hoes been zombified!”

“ I cannot stay here anymore.”

“ I'm getting out of here!”

“I cannot stay, I killed my lay!”

“ You can't go now.”

“Bitches out for blood!”

“ I can't take this anymore.”

“ We don't even know if there's a way back.”

“ I'll find a road where I'll flag down a van!”

“Just listen to me...”

“No I won't!”

“ It's time to go!”

“Now I'll put an end to this vacation.”

“ I'm gone!”

Look Who’s Evil Now

“You will die!"

 “Now I'll ask you a question, not where, or why or how...”

“Sock it to me, baby!”

“I heard you suckers mocking me!”

“If being evil's cool, consider me Miles Davis.”

“ You can't stop me now.”

“Who's the stupid bitch now, [name]?”

“ I'm sexy, I'm cute And so evil to boot!”

“ I'd kill you with these guns, but I don't think they shoot!”

 “Dude, grab the fucking gun!”

“Shoot her!”

“Shoot it!”

“ I can't shoot [name]. S/he's a friend of ours.”

Join Us

“Join us!”

“Don't you wanna join the crew?”

“You'll be dead and evil too.”

“The coolest thing to do is join us.”

“Your life sucks you know?”

“Don't be just a fucking shmo!”

“You'll be dead with no remorse and be hung like a horse.”

“You can even bang a corpse if you join us!”

“so just lay down that big gun...”

“ Ah! Ah! No, I'm not going to join you, never!”

“You don't want to look beautiful, like me?”

“Please! I'd rather look like this moose.”

“Why thank you!”

“ I'm here to tell you all about the fun and excitement you'll experience if you take us up on our offer and join us!”

“Can't you see we'll have a scream? Evil's funner than it seems!”

“Being evil is divine, you'll be dead but so refined!”

“ Party like its '99..."

“Oh you bastards! You dirty bastards!”

Blew That Bitch Away

“Well we thought you were fucking with us.”

“We thought you were a lying prick.”

“It just sounded like, uh, bullshit.”

“But apparently you weren't talking smack.”

“She was going to eat us!”

“You saved us all!”

“You're the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall!”

“We thought you were a phony on some mad tirade.”

“Now we see that you're a hero.”

“You saved the day!”

"You blew that bitch away!”

“I told you I could kill these demons.”

“Who knows who the next victim will be?”

“We need a clean up on aisle three.”

Ode To An Accidental Stabbing 

“Goddamn you, woman!”

“You fucking stabbed me!”

“Do I look like a fucking zombie?”

“It was a mistake!”

“What can I do to prove I’m sorry?”

“Well in the future I’d appreciate it if in the future you could not fucking stab me!”

“I’ll make you feel better!”

“This hurts like a son of a bitch!”

“Take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.”

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