#transphobia is ruining the job market

[myra-bird]

Sometimes I like to imagine a beautiful woman chasing me down, knocking me to the ground, straddling me, then putting her lips a breaths away from mine and whispering, "The other girls all fought back much harder than this" and plunging her knife into my heart like a kiss.

my interview panel: This is NOT what we meant by "Where do you see yourself in five years."

#lesbian #i didn't get the job #transphobia is ruining the job market #cw violence #what keeps you alive

[myra-bird]

coworker: me and the wife watched that new movie. so how was your weekend?

me: Well do you know what gooning is? It was basically a that but with my heart. Gooning my heart for my wife

And now I am the one who has to go see HR?!!

#transphobia is ruining the job market #lesbian #my wife #wife girl #wife guy #love

[myra-bird]

Do you ever think about your wife kissing you so hard and so hungrily it leads to the inevitable and her love bites start breaking the skin?

My interview panel: That is not what we meant by "Do you have any questions for us?"

#I didn't get the job #transphobia is ruining the job market #lesbian #my wife #wife girl