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Being Ukrainian, born in Russia, with family friends in both countries is an insane experience. A literal distillation of convos from the last few months:
Ukrainians: We haven’t had a full night of sleep since February. No running water for months now, and now the electricity goes out. They’re bombing us non-stop. They aim for the houses at night, and the city center and offices and schools during the day, to kill as many civilians as possible. I sent my daughter to relative safety in Kyiv, but I don’t want to leave my mother, who had a stroke due to war-induced stress and is paralyzed. The hospitals wouldn’t take her because they were full of war casualties. She lies in bed and we hope that a missile doesn’t strike our building, because she can’t go to the bomb shelter. I’ll try to call you next time we get electricity.
Russians: Ugh its so expensive to travel to Turkey right now, we decided to take a two week holiday in Sochi instead. It’s not as nice but we have to persevere. Oh, what’s that? The news? I try not too pay too much attention to it when I’m using my VPN to access instagram and twitter, it just makes me soo sad. You know I’m not political. Hopefully this little war-sy is over soon, because I have to redecorate my house and Ikea is still closed.
Westerners whose entire political philosophy is “vibes” and who think cyrillic is a type of salad: yeah, yeah. bombing, missiles, blah BLAH yawn. Frankly the real war crime is being mean to Russians on the internet.
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Y/N, drinking : Say something in Russian.
Nik, contemplating :
Nik, takes a deep breath :
Nik : Ты самый красивый человек, которого я когда-либо видел.
Y/N, tilted head : What did you say?
Nik, smirks : You’re annoying.
Y/N : 😧😠
Bonus
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askblueandviolet · 2 months
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Tú, alcalde. ¿Hablas español? Eso sería genial :D
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"Yes, I know many languages! Mandarin, cantonese, english, brazilian, french, italian, and of course, spanish!"
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prostocupoftea · 18 days
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HI HELLO HAVE THE TRANSLATED LYRICS TO THE NEW RUSSIAN KINITOPET FANSONG
song - ДРУЗЬЯ НАВСЕГДА [KINITO PET ПЕСНЯ] | НИНТЕР (FRIENDS FOREVER [KINITO PET SONG | NINTER {author's nickname})
thanks to this post for posting about it on here!! Made me find it out (:
Udp: Thank to this post for a lot of corrections!
If im gonna change some things i will leave the closest to the original translation in the brackets to it will not drift it's meaning if anyone wants to use it!
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Я другом твоим хочу стать - I want to become your friend
Дай побольше о тебе узнать - Let me know more about you
Будем вместе мы играть - We will play together
То, что в письме - лучше не знать - What's in the letter - better not to know
Задаю тебе вопросы: - Asking you questions
Зима, лето или осень? - Winter, summer or autumn?
Твоя любимая еда? - What's your favorite food?
Какое имя у зверька? - What's the name of your beastie? (as in like. small animal. it rhymes in russian i promise.)
[Pre-Chorus]
Доверься мне, мы же друзья - Trust me, we are friends after all
И ты со мною до конца - And you with me untill the end
Я всё узнаю про тебя - I will find out everything about you
От меня не скроешься - Can't hide away from me
В моих руках твои друзья - Your friends are in my hands
Ты их забудешь навсегда - You will forget them forever
Ведь у тебя есть только я - Because you have only me
И только я, и только я - And only me, and only me
[Chorus]
Бесконечное веселье - Everlasting fun
Только лишь для нас двоих - Only for us two
С тобой найдём мы увлеченье - With you we'll find devotion
О проблемах позабыв - All problems forgotten
[Verse 2]
С возвращением, друг - Welcome back, friend
Кажется был завершён сеанс - Seems like our seance was cut short
Но ты не бойся, коли вдруг - But don't fear, if that's so
Смогу восстановить баланс - I can fix the balance
Осталось сделать одну вещь - Only one thing left to do
В админ состав меня вовлечь - In admin list include me
В командную строку набрать: - Type into cmd:
“Кинито дать твой комп зас—” - Give Kinito my pc- (wow i accidentally made it rhyme. anyways, back to blank verse)
[Break]
Давай, давай, пиши! - Come on, come on, write!
Комп мне свой уступи! - Give your PC to me! (it uses Russian rude-ish-sland for the word computer but that is most likely for song purposes bc it only has one vowel while computer is a long word in both languages
Я не вирус! - I'm not a virus!
Я не вирус! - I'm not a virus!
[Chorus]
Бесконечное веселье - Everlasting fun
Только лишь для нас двоих - Only for us two
С тобой найдём мы увлеченье - With you we'll find devotion
О проблемах позабыв - All problems forgotten
Бесконечное веселье - Everlasting fun
Только лишь для нас двоих - Only for us two
Нам не скучно - это правда - We're not bored - that's the thuth (technically better in future lang like "we won't get bored" but in song was present bc song purpouses so i will leave it like that in literal translation)
Разве не согласен ты? - Dont you agree?
[Bridge]
А теперь… Дай мне доступ! - And now... Give me access!
Мы же друзья! - We are friends after all!
Скажи, ну хоть раз - Tell me, even once
Подвёл я тебя? - Have I let you down? (also technically in the present tense here but yeah...)
[Outro]
Целый мир, здесь я и ты - This whole world, for me and you (orig. "The whole world, here's me and you")
Места нет для скукоты - No place for boredom here
Всё подстроил под тебя - Everything i arranged for you
Теперь системой правлю я - Now the system's ruled by me
if ya are native/just really good in english i'll be happy if you check it for any mistakes or propose better/rhyming translation! that's just the meaning mosly word-by-word (:
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jxmey · 10 days
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actual conversation between me and my bf
convo between me and my bf after i showed him this shitpost
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unhonestlymirror · 6 months
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bhramarii · 6 months
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was kind of wondering if anyone wanted to beta read Strings Theory? I've pretty much wrapped it up at around 111k words and just need a foreword and an epilogue which I'm planning to do a bit later. As a refresher it's sort of like a hodge podge of retold fairytales and motifs with a hard focus on specifically bengali fairytales mostly. Lgbt cast, anti-monarchal sentiment, and interesting imagery... Message me if ur interested in helping out
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gnomewithalaptop · 6 months
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What is cue the sun? 👀
I need you to know I am kissing you on the mouth rn (platonically) -- I've been rotating this plot in the microwave since like. mid-august.
It's transcendence au (obvi) but here's the basic hook:
The year is 7098. The last Mizar (Fang Wu -- and shoutout to aba_daba_do for making a kickass OC) has been dead for four years now, and Alcor has been MIA for about the same amount of time. In their absence, the North American continent has broken out into a full-on, cross-continental war, with the main players being the Greater Austinian Monopoly (formerly known as Texas) and the Alaskadian Collective (Alaska, plus some parts of Canada and north-eastern Russia).
In a last-ditch effort to find some long-forgotten piece of magical information that could win the war, Alaskadian scientist Fatima Tursynbekova (an r!Ford) is sent to the abandoned site of what used to be Gravity Falls, accompanied by her troubled teenage daughter Olya (an r!Gideon). They're expecting to find little more than scant remnants of a town that was razed to the ground over thirty years before -- not much better than an archaeological expedition if anything.
However, what they find instead is a thriving small town -- the inhabitants of which are all completely and utterly convinced that it's the year 2016 (feat. the OG Mystery Twins and an extremely sus Stan Pines).
Anyways blah blah blah romance, secrecy, interpersonal drama but COME LOOK AT THE MAP I MADE I spent entirely too much time on it and I've been dying to share:
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(Plus better quality image link for if tumblr steals all my pixels)
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ch1d1xx · 5 months
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nutsman
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hvpnxs · 3 months
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i wondered what postal games would look like if they had advertising posters. so here's one for corkscrew rules!
shtopor model - fire particles - GNUTypewriter
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rknchan · 5 months
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star twinkle manga is so insane. can you imagine.
hikaru had met an actual fucking yeti when she was 4 & all her friends treat it like this yeti was her first love.
also she was once transformed into a BLACK HOLE and lala was sucked into it .all this done by a creepy entity who's actually a group of alien penguins in disguise. these penguins lived on a popsicle planet which melted because when lala&hikaru touch it sends heat vibrations to space & causes global warming on distant planets i guess. anyway the power of love and imagination
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catkindness · 2 years
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не стоило смотреть в мои глаза
и не утони потом в своих слезах
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soldier-poet-king · 4 months
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CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT PETER STAMATIN like daniil is my darling beloved saddest man in a metanarrative tragedy he cannot escape. but peter is aware of the metanarrative, to a certain extent. and he makes no attempt to escape it, and really only shapes it through the *clarity* of his art.
like we first meet him and it's haha okay here's a funny insane artist man who does so many drugs and he crossed paths with daniil in uni and his twin brother is definitely a mobster. he also created The Weird Art Shape* in town. nothing major. he only ever talks about metaphysics and never gives you any helpful game information or discusses The Literal Plague in town. he doesn't even have a bed. his apartment is a bathtub, scattered papers and bottles.
and then. day 7?? day 7 aka 'ite missa est' day? the INQUISITION DAY? peter - who at this point is expecting to be killed and is okay with that because he lacks any further artistic vision - has another vision and this time it's the angel of punishment come to visit him and tells him. 'you are peter. upon this stone you have erected something that should have never been'
HELLO
and then peter is determined to live, if just for a reprieve of a few days, to enact this vision. immediately following this. the inquisitor** calls him a theomachist. non serviam and all that. and of course. of course. ofc he crossed paths with daniil, the thanatica, the 'i will defeat death for the common good' bachelor. is it theomachism if the powers that be aren't benevolent? are keeping you in an inescapable tragic metanarrative? if your theomachism is indeed part of their inexorable will and you'll never know the difference?
*shape that is possible an abomination? possibly metaphysical and not actually real? is capable of capturing souls??? something Sure Is Happening With The Shape and the kains know and aren't telling
**inquisitor who may or may not be working for The Powers That Be, who are almost certainly, if not malevolent, definitely shaping these events, for what purpose we dont know, but they're controlling the metanarrative as well and poor daniil doesn't even know it, he's just the scapegoat here
like man. that post that's like. 'pathologic will change ur life what an incredible game and also it will make you want to kill urself bc the controls and mechanics are just so fuckin janky.' like. im slightly passed the halfway point in one of THREE routes. i would've played the game for those peter lines alone. I STILL HAVE DANI'S INESCAPABLE DESCENT INTO TRAGEDY. I HAVE ARTEMY AS AN INVERSE MIRROR. I HAVE WHATEVER TF IS GOING ON WITH CLARA.
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dedtoot · 8 months
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My friend revealed me some knowledge and I'm losing my mind
You know this fan translated moment from the manga
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I thought that it was the funniest shit(because none of this is true)
WELL
IT'S ACTUALLY A LOT FUNNIER
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ORIGINAL WROTE THESE WITH CYRILLIC LETTERS AND THE SCANLATOR THOUGHT THESE WERE LATIN LETTERS
Not to mention that translator confused the demon word meaning and context and just wrote that satan means demon
Just funny all around
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hedwig221b · 5 months
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Helen of Troy... Tax Evasion... Cut to the Bone... Siand, girl, what happened
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hanakihan · 9 months
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i realized that in my head I’ve been unconsciously headcanoning Jin-Chul as half Russian descent.
gimme a second to explain okay wheeze
the more i look at Jin-Chul (especially his manhwa counterpart portrayal) i remember that one boy who lived in next apartment to mine when I was little.
/side note I was born and lived near Baikal lake so there were many Yakut and Buryat people as well as Japanese, Chinese, Korean and Mongolian people/
and so that boy was actually of russian-korean descent and surprisingly enough had almost blond hair and was really nice (like yeah whole idea is based on fact Jin-Chul has non classy natural hair color for Korea so—)
anyway just think about jin-chul being half russian descent and then he pretty much doesn’t even know it because he was taken to Korea back when he was really young and then ended up in orphanage for one reason or another and was an outcast because he looked differently from others—
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