#trans faramir u will always be famous to me

[buck1eys]

canada x lotr brainworms from the month of march have set in and so I bring to you... lord of the rings ice hockey au:

• aragorn legolas and gimli are this mvp undefeated attacking string

• they're also kind of unbearable, aragorn is captain and is dating arwen aka the best figureskater to come out of BC in living memory

• boromir and faramir are the top line defence partnership, but their dad (the coach) is awful and faramir really wants to quit

• eowyn is the keeper. with enough padding on nobody knows she's a girl, which is good because there hasn't been a girl's league in town since her uncle stopped coaching because his old injuries got too bad

• the plot (such as there is one) is that the club is out of funds and so they start running little league for the hobbits to pay the bills

• shit gets way too real with denethor and the title race, theoden steps in to coach the final

• they use the prize money to set up a queer inclusive league so that eowyn can finally play defence like she wanted and faramir can finally come out as trans like she wanted and together they can welcome frodo and sam to the league proper

• running background bets are on whether legolas and gimli are hooking up after practice or not and which one of them aragorn is going to snap and kill one day

#i moved house this weekend i need COMFORT #also work is dead and ive already written 500 words of fanfic in a jotter so #to tumblr i come #lord of the rings #aragorn #legolas #gimli #gigolas #samfrodo #whatever eowyn and faramirs tag is idk #trans faramir u will always be famous to me