#tmalesbeen au

[tmabutlesbian]

im feral thinking abt an au where jon n martin meet when martin is working in the library n jon is a researcher but they also meet much earlier, when martin is first working at the institute and jon paid a visit to their library just for funsies and meets martin

now, my teenage martin is um... a very interesting one. i love to make him as chaotic and feral as possible, it's what i do to my favs, therefore let me paint you this picture of an 18 year old martin:

shorter than adult martin but still tall, easy 190 cm, fading cotton candy pink hair dye, height of his depression, mostly dark clothes tho he's using some color here n there, and doesnt smile, not because he doesnt want to, but because he cant muster up the energy to do so

jon, unable to pursue his true goth nature because of his grandma and totally plans on dying his hair jet black as soon as he steps foot into a college campus, looks at martin n goes "omg what a freak... cool", and martin is holding some poetry book he read before much to his dismay and without warning starts to rant abt it, quietly cuz its still a library yk, n martin just. stares. but is clearly paying attention and nodding and humming as jon goes ham on this poor poetry book, all the while jon's wringing his hands and pulling his sleeves n messing with his hair cuz omg?? why is he talking?? n why cant he stop?? what.

he finishes n martin just goes "i actually rly like this book, its on of my favs-" and jon wants to unalive but martin keeps going "but you have a nice voice, so." and then doesnt elaborate. and i hc jon as trans so when i tell you my boy was ELATED and from then on they become unlikely friends

and chaos ensues, because ofc it does, its jmart

#tma #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen talks

[tmabutlesbian]

i have a lot of AUs that make zero sense when you look at canon, and tbh thats quite the point of them!!

so anyways we all know that martin has been working at the archives since he was 18, right? 10 years of gertrude robinson shenanigans that he probs never saw cuz he was in the library. yknow who else was around? gerard keay

oh thats right baby. its gerrymartin time.

this shit gets long but y'all they mean so much to me srsly

imagine. bby martin, 18, who very much doesnt give a shit abt anything tbh, especially not himself, climbs atop a local library he likes (which is illegal but he doesnt care, hes chilling alright), working other jobs alongside the institute to pay for his mum's care and himself, stressed af, also still very much a teenager just trying his best, very unwell and it shows (but thats good cuz at least nobody questions his age too much)

also imagine. gerry coming up to the library, and very much seeing a?? person??? on top of it??? and goes "wtf" and climbs it, this somehow being the most interesting thing to happen despite all the shit from his mum, young but still a few years older than marto boy (4 years is my personal hc, so he's 22)

gerry sees martin and thinks "goddamn, its mental illness innit", notices martin is petting. a falcon?? what?? like its normal, and just kinda. strucks up conversation cuz martin looks very much like shit. also he's got a big bird in his lap (this is my crack hc that martin is like a disney princess)

martin, bless him, is very depressed and also tired and also doesnt have the energy to even smile so he just blankly looks at gerry and goes "oh what the hell, sure, he's hot why not" and proceeds to get a tiny wittle crush on gerry for the few months they meet in the library

gerry is fond of martin but thats it, doesnt want attachments, not with this lifestyle, not with his mother being a fucking greedy motherfucker, besides it only causes trouble. and he's not fooled, he knows martin is a bby. he hopes he gets better, cuz hes a nice kid

then gerry needs to deal wish some entities shit, he a busy boy as well, and he'll be away a little bit. he's trying to be more independent and find his own cases and shit without his mom, now that he knows her intentions and doesnt want her legacy. he wants his own. and sadly that means leaving martin alone for a little while

martin is very fucking upset but doesnt show it cause. well. he knows its not fair. he's grown to like gerry a lil bit and he's the only friend he's got. and now he's gonna be gone.

gerry wishes him good luck and tells him "take care of yourself yeah? if not for you, then for me." and that alone fills martin with some determination to actually get better. he doesnt know when gerry will be back, so he'll just. get better. he'll try. for gerry.

truly what happens is that he gets two years older and just a lot more accepting of what he's living in, so he jsut naturally gets better just by living basically the same way. he tries to take walks more tho, and starts writing again, cuz why not, gets into witchcraft again cuz he missed it (also a hc of mine, kinda crack, kinda serious), starts making tea for himself and then his coworkers

by 20, almost 21, he's still unwell per say, he's still depressed, but at least he's trying to do things he likes. thats what counts, hes trying. and he likes that. also he got a bit taller. and bigger, one of his jobs is kinda physically taxing so it just happens naturally

so when gerry comes back and sees martin smile at him, which never fucking happened before, also hes taller. and has muscle on his arms. and more freckles, look at that wow "i like men" basically

its kinda like, love at second sight, and gerry doesnt know how he feels abt it, so he procrastinates dealing with those feelings and just befriends martin all over again.

martin, for his part, had moved on from gerry a lil bit, but now the crush is back at full force, gerry looks cool, has new piercings, new tattoos?? his hair is still horribly dyed and he bullies gerry for it and this is when gerry finds out martin is a bit of a bitch, and also mean, and its cute

i'll talk more about what happens in a reblog or smth this is long af but yh <3<3<3<3 them

#tma #the magnus archives #gerrymartin #martin blackwood #gerard keay #gerard delano #gerry keay #gerry delano #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen talks

[tmabutlesbian]

also thinking abt my tma band au, ive been thinking abt it so much, jsut cause i love making martin deranged?? i love it, so imagine. they start the band around 2010, like the covers, just testing things out, introductions whatever.

it is clear, from the start, that jon does not like martin. ppl dont know why, but it did inspire some fans to do the same. they'd notice how he never posts any covers on his own while the others do, jon with his vocals, tim with his guitar, sasha with the bass, etc. so the natural conclusion was either 1) hes lazy to do so or 2) hes shit at playing the drums. ppl also hate him for more prejudiced reasons

the reason why jon isnt martins biggest fan is because he wasnt supposed to be on the band, gerry was!! but at the time of the auditions n stuff, he got his cancer diagnosis n obviously decided to heal n maybe do his own thing. jon n gerry were close friends at the time, so this saddened jon greatly. he alludes to this too much whenever he talks abt martin that ppl start to hate on martin for that too, especially when ppl find out how gerry looks like and, again, hate him for more... superficial reasons

so martin is not having a good time! he doesnt have a lot of music experience n kinda went in on the audition as a joke, thinking his shit playing would not lend him anywhere, but elias picked him, n since elias is basically the boss n gives the funds for the band, what he says, goes. (if youre wondering, yes, elias only hired martin so they could have more drama right at the beginning, knowing it would drive jon MAD to see such a noob right there on the drums.)

tim n sasha n this au have their own thing going on, sasha is figuring out her aro identity while also feeling great affection for tim n not knowing what to do abt it or what it means, n tim is very much in love with sasha but that scares him, big emotions like that scary him, especially when hes not even sure she likes him at all, n now his friend jon is being an asshole, n his brother danny was supposed to be on the band to manage sound n shit, but right now he cant, n its a mess, n hes stressed!!

but tim is also the only one who believes martin can n will learn how to play drums so, he n sasha put their issues aside n teach him as much as he can.

meanwhile, they decide a great way for fans to learn more abt them, not just through concerts or interviews, which might take a while, especially at the start, they start doing lives! they all have their own accounts n have decided that each of their live streams r their own, in other words, thats how they want the fans to see them; to know each other, they'll do it the old fashioned way. so, they dont watch each others livestreams at all.

so. martin starts his own lives. gets basically no views n a lot of hate comments n is 2 seconds away from killing somebody in his pain, but doesnt, cuz he doesnt want the attention on him. the live streams, per the band's request, r also not to be talked abt at length in interviews, its more between the members n the fans. martin, already feeling like a burden, is relieved that they dont have to say anything abt their streams if they dont want to, cause fuck hes not doing so hot there.

until one day, on their first concert, afterwards where they get to talk to the fans, on fan comes up n (half-jokingly) begs martin to just start being mean. just block ppl n be mean on his streams cuz its terrible in there!! martin is delighted n This Will Be Remembered but his bandmates r horrified, even jon. they didnt know martin was getting harassed like this, n jon feels kinda guilty abt it, which results in him just. avoiding martin for a while. mentions of him turn neutral n profissional cuz hes embarassed.

but now??? martin's true power is UNLEASHED!! he does not give a shit!! u say shit? u get blocked!! fuck u!! he starts just doing whatever on his lives, asks for challenges, for videos to react, and further down the line, starts playing games, which just means he's only getting recommended horror games, the poor guy

he treats the fans like his friends n the fans are DELIGHTED they love martin. hes just a freak!! just a weirdo!! also hes kinda hot!! also hes getting so much better at drums, omg!! look!!!!

thankfully, they do have a mostly chill fanbase, n they just interact with each other pretty comfortably as the years go by; if there is idolazation happening, it is minimal, or they just dont see it.

also the other three OF COURSE also get weirder as the years go by, but martin is the one that shocked everyone, since hes always on the shadows, never appears much, keeps to himself, n then u go watch a stream from him n its just him screaming at fnaf or reacting to smut fanfics of them (horribly written, requested by him n tim specifically, n they dont read it out loud, they just react. yes tim is there, n its a delight, halfway they get drunk n suddenly everybody's meme folder got 10x larger)

anyways, band shenanigans. love them. also love that i get to listen to audios n imagine what ppl would edit of them n im just staring off into space thinking abt hot band ppl, im living the dream

#tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #timothy stoker #sasha james #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen talks #i am incapable of writing a short post sometimes im so sorry #but idc actually cuz i rly love this au #i actually screenshotted the tags cuz i wrote so much there #BUT i wrote so many they keep getting eaten up so. i'll just leblog with them n the rest of what i wanted to say cuz omg

[tmabutlesbian]

tma pirate au, for the sole reason of martin wearing the epitome of pirate fashion: loose white shirt and tight black pants. martin FUCKS y'all

#tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen shitpost #tmalesbeen talks #you know tim is fawning everytime martin is within his eyesight

[tmabutlesbian]

"Here, we start in a middle. A middle of an investigation, a ghostly one. A middle of a storm, who keeps on whistling. A middle of a confrontation, one that was completely avoidable… or was it? Most importantly, we are in a middle of a death. Jonathan Sims is about to die. And he has accepted it in his last few seconds."

request from @distortionistsflame, paragraph 4 of my jongerrytim au!! thank you for the request!!

#tma #the magnus archives #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen requests #distortionistsflame

[tmabutlesbian]

my new otp is gerrymartin plus gerryoliver with eventual martinoliver BUT at first martin doesnt rly like ollie cuz hes jelly of him n gerry, thinks gerry prefers oliver over martin (all this while they are only friends, no dating yet)

gerry and oliver date first and martin accepts that gerry will never like him so its whatever, its fine, he'll try to make friends with oliver. gerry knows hes trying but also doesnt rly think martin will be able to befriend ollie

well on the same year martin and gerry get together and figure some shit out, martin and oliver start to become friends, but the other assumes they have told gerry of this, so they dont need to again. so for YEARS martin and oliver are friends while gerry silently struggles between being with two ppl who dont like each other (allegedly).

in fact, when martin and gerry have their relationship problems, martin turns to oliver for support, and also michael, gerry's uncle, because i think that'd be hilarious and i'd like michael to have a friend.

anyways, i like to imagine martin and gerry having a show like too many spirits from watcher where they read spooky stories and get drunk, with oliver and michael being steven (oliver is the steven behind the camera and also ricky when he comes around, cuz i think oliver knowing how to bartender is kinda cool, michael is the crazy steven who does not know how to bartender but does it anyways. its fucking hilarious)

as you can see, i rly like mixing bfu or anything with ryan and shane with tma cuz i just think it fits very well.

#tmalesbeen talks #tmalesbeen au #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #gerard keay #oliver banks #gerry keay #gerry delano #gerrymartin #gerryoliver #martinoliver #olivermartin #i dont actually know their shipname

[tmabutlesbian]

ive started to design a pirate martin blackwood with all the gender i can squeeze into him, which is a lot since hes tall n big all around yknow-

first off, he has a mullet, because salesa once said it'd look cool on him when he was younger, and salesa was this cool older dude whom martin rly liked and he was the one that convinced annabelle to keep him (this was at the beginning of annabelle's captaincy, and while she didnt want to risk anything, martin was an adorable child so she couldnt resist. peter didnt give a shit)

he has an earring (left ear) that peter actually made for his birthday but then promptly forgot, much to annabelle's dismay since she was the one who told him to do so; doesnt matter, martin found it later on, thought it looked cool, and "stole" it. they only told him the truth much much later

martin's weapons are throwing knives, annabelle's old ones from when she was younger (she much prefers pistols now); a cutlass made by salesa (they match, which they both find very cool, since from these four theyre the ones who do most of the fighting, and they're pretty good at it); lastly, he has a pistol he made himself after taking apart peter's, much to his dismay (peter now uses muskets, when he does fight)

he also uses smoke bombs and distraction gadgets of that matter, since he is quite easily seen, and the element of surprise is always so useful; he also uses them to prank the other. he was a nightmare of a teenager

because of several accidents, he has lost three of his teeth: one of his bottom incisors (on the right) and, much to his delight, his two upper canines (the loss of these were... more on the torture vein, but he had his revenge don't worry); his incisors replacement is a moderately normal one, made of metal with a flower engraved in it; his canines were replaced with much sharper looking ones, made of gold (annabelle liked this idea so much, she got dentures of several materials, all of them with canines as sharp and long as she wants)

he likes flowy shirts and tight pants, sometimes he wears a scarf around his head to push his hair back when he's working

he has a big back tattoo, half spider half flowers that a friend of his, and an informant for annabelle on the ground, designed, one Gerry Delano; salesa teases martin for his crush on gerry all the time, which martin ignores cuz gerry has a boyfriend, oliver banks or antonio blake or whatever name he wants to call himself (no, he's not jealous, and he quite likes his life at sea, he does not miss land sometimes, nope, no way)

i'll extend more on this probably, i love gay pirates

#tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen talks #im gonna have so much fun figuring who's captain and the different crews n shit hehehehe hell yh

[tmabutlesbian]

expanding on my pirate tma au

martin is definitely going to be the main character, or at least annabelle's crew is going to be the main one. a lot of shit happen to them, n also elias isn't really that great of a captain n jonah doesnt care enough abt raids to do them, which is ironic, since that's what a pirate does

now, there's going to be two points of intense tension between martin n two very important people in his life: gerry and annabelle. he will feel betrayed while these two hopelessly try to tell him that they didnt have any other choice, which he thinks is bullshit

the reason for the tension is new pirate on the rise, one that came from the english navy, which is why he's so talked about. "he's just a rich kid playing pirate" "no wonder he's on the rise, doesn't need any raiding with all that english money" etc etc. some wanna give him the benefit of the doubt, but most pirate crews do not care for him and will not negotiate or even speak to him

that is, until a lot of them start to make deals with him, even people that stay inland make deals with him, for various reasons. money, cargo, information, contacts, travel, people, etc. It disgusts martin, he knows he's as corrupt and as horrid as you can get and he doesnt understand those who deal with him, looking for an easy way out of their problems. "arent pirates supposed to be separate from the english, fight them? why side with them? he's obviously not a real pirate, he's planning something"

he says this to anyone who will listen, and at 14, he gets kidnapped by a group of men looking to make easy money, and besides they get another smart mouthed kid out of the streets. this is where he gets his top canines pullet out, but annabelle comes to the rescue and promptly kills any man who is not martin on site

only at 16 did he finally realize that those men were child traffickers, and that they needed to have had a big boss or some connection to the trading. he focuses on finding out who the fuck was in the market for trafficking children, and killing them. which leads to this new english pirate

martin has a hunch that he is that trafficker, even tho he lacks evidence. he would have the money and the secrecy of rank on his side, he has great ship and many connections, and has been seen with a great amount of questionable characters, some of them known traffickers of any kind. he fits the bill, and he was around during the time martin was kidnapped. he just needs confirmation

he confides in gerry with all of this, and he makes a pretty solid case, so gerry is on his side, always. he still warns martin to not do anything rash until total confirmation, since he as a pretty strong crew, a lot of pirate allies, and may still be in contact with the navy. killing him off is going to cause problems, so at least cause them knowing you were in the right to do so. martin agrees, and continues his investigation

that is until he finds out gerry took a deal with this same pirate. martin's 18 now, and was already a bit tense with gerry, but over something stupid: he has a new friend, oliver or 'ollie' as gerry likes to call him. he's a lil bit jealous but he also knows that its stupid, they're friends and gerry is allowed to have another or a thousand more. still, martin does get a bit more awkward if he knows oliver is around, which he tries n fails to hide

on one of the few visits that martin is able to have, gerry is the one who is tense now. martin pushes the issue, hoping to still have a chill time with gerry. gerry asks martin first why he was tense beforehand. martin is uncomfortable with that and says so but gerry pushes the issue, diverting the attention from him. martin thinks if he confesses his jealousy over oliver maybe gerry will tell him whats wrong, so he does

gerry is not mad, a little confused and reassures martin that he is still his best friend, ollie is just a newcomer from england. and this shocks martin. he didnt know that. apparently oliver used to be in the navy but didnt agree with their methods or what they were fighting for, and so left to become a farmer or something more mundane, which led him to gerry and his bookshop, as well as his magic investigation. oliver also found out his abilities and knew he would be executed for them, so he ran (magic is outlawed).

gerry never told this to martin, which hurts him a bit, but he gets it. its personal and incriminating information, and while he can understand his fear of being found as a magic user, he cannot relate to his rich background, making him suspicious in martin's eyes. assuming that was the secret gerry was keeping martin relaxes. until gerry confesses to making a deal with the famed navy pirate, and that was too much.

martin points the blade of his rapier to gerry's throat, putting distance between them with an obvious threat. "that was your last straw" he has never felt this betrayed in his life. gerry tries to explain but martin just repeats what he said before, voice breaking. he turns and goes back to the ship, not looking back.

the crew is surprised to see him back so early, normally he spends all the days they have to rest in gerry's company. the big three, annabelle, salesa and even peter are worried. annabelle is the first to approach him and just says "you and gerry had a fight." martin leaves her presence and doesnt talk abt it, working on his bombs and oiling his weapons and keeping to himself. much later, they find out why.

annabelle, two years later, does the same. jon, tim, n sasha were visiting annabelle's ship, with martin annoying them all the time. sasha, offhandedly, not really knowing how sensitive martin is about it, tells him about annabelle's deal with the navy pirate. martin freezes and turns serious, almost angry. they have only seen martin being a lil menace, smirking and laughing. in fact, tim had even teased annabelle earlier that day about martin never taking anything serious, which she scolded him for, because martin had problems like everybody else.

annabelle, who literally was going to talk to martin about this deal and come clean, comes at just the right time. needless to say, there's a big fight behind closed doors, which jontimsasha end up being privy to. annabelle leaves knowing her mistake without knowing how to explain the truth without possibly causing trouble. she leaves, and with martin's door closed, so do the trio leave.

so. for another two years, it's very awkward aboard The Hidden (that's annabelle's, former peter's ship, if i wasnt clear enough btw). its tense, martin is depressing, not even peter likes this (peter very much kinda redeems himself in this au, baby martin got to him). so what happens two years later? well martin turns 22, and annabelle gets ill.

salesa is also pretty injured and peter is well, just not there all that much, especially with how boring the ship has become. so, when a meeting with said navy pirate is brought up, martin says to let him take care of it. annabelle stays in gerry's home (akwardddd) and martin is brought on the ship on a dingy from the navy captain's own boat.

boarding the ship is fine, martin's just bitchy, but focuses on getting to the captain's quarters. he gets there, and the captain does most of the talking, while martin wishes for time to pass quicker. that is, until the captain asks "do you really take orders from a person like her?" martin just raises an eyebrow, questioning.

"well, shes just a woman, a black one at that, not to mention that she dabbles in witchcraft. as if the piracy sentence isn't enough, yknow..." martin ignores the first part since hes used to ppl undermining annabelle everytime they breathe, especially old white men. but the last part catches his attention. "not to rain on your parade, but we're all heading to the noose. we're all pirates after all, even you. the treason is strong with you, navy captain."

"oh... so she didnt tell you. maybe it was shame, maybe she didnt trust you." martin is confused until the captain explains: he very much did not leave the navy. well, technically he did, but he made a deal. if he gets as much intel as he can, and as many good deals in goods with the pirates, he can comeback, and make everyone just a but more rich, as well as condemning the pirates to death.

"ofc, i made sure that no one would tell on me. after all, the walls have ears. or maybe eyes is more accurate. a little trick i knew from jonah, an old classmate of mine. theyre the only pirates that i havent messed with, since it wouldnt work on jonah anyways." martin is horrified. the whole time, so many pirates just had the threat of death hanging upon them? "also a lot of you pirate lot want out of this life. anyone willing to tell on their mates doesnt get hanged, but those who choose to keep their secrets get an early death. i asked for your intel: annabelle didnt give it to me. so death awaits her."

"some tried to talk ofc, warn others. i got them silenced quickly enough. you were one of them, a few years ago, when u were just a lil boy, feisty little thing u are." martin is gonna kill this man and his everyone on this ship. hes so stupid. he jsut told this all to martin and what? expects to come out of this alive? he eyes the men around him while they look over the details of the meeting, of annabelle's meeting with this fucking idiot of a murderer. one of them is a man martin recognises as being a horrid little predator.

he chucks one knife into his throat. a warning if u will. everyone gets on edge, anyone who was sitting is now standing, including the captain. martin has his gun drawn right to his face.

"u wont shoot me. u kill me, any of these men here can inform the navy. and even if u leave with ur life, we'll just sail straight to the english, with all the info i need right in this ship. u wanna kill annabele that badly boy?" martin stays silent, focusing on a spot behind the captains head, just an inch to the side. he couldnt have planned this better truly.

he shoots. he misses the captains head. he laughs, amazed at having witnessed martin, the little weaver, miss a shot. in all his years away from home, hiding from his family and playing at pirates, he has never known martin to miss. and now, hes gonna die.

until martin says "i never miss." and his eyes flash gold. and then the wall behind them explodes into splinters. i'll save all the details of this fight for another post this one is enormous but, spoilers, martin kills the captain, kills everyone in the ship except for some prisoners he helps escape and the doctor who very much wanted to get out of there. he also lits the boat on fire and swims back to land, bloodied, bruised, slashed a bit, and only on bullet graze. he wouldve left sooner but he came back to rip the knife out of the guys neck from earlier. he always comes back with all of them.

needless to say, everyone is shocked at the boat sinking and on fire. peter is the one who finds martin almost drowning and helps him on land, and then gets salesa to help carry him to annabelle.

martin gets there, annabelle recovering from poisoning apparently, cuz she was gonna rat the navy captain out but it didnt work, and gerry is there treating her. martin looks like shit, and everyone jsut kinda. looks at each other. salesa delivers the news that it was martin who took him down. everyone is so relieved, n gerry comes closer. martin tries to back away, guilty and anxious, not sure what gerry wants, tries to argue that theyre still kinda mad at each other when gerry kisses him (their first kiss!!!! AHHHHHHHHH)

anyways yh thats it... this got so big im so sorry. also the english knew that the navy captain was gonna die mist likely cuz they didnt like him much, so if he came back they would still kill him!! fun fact for yall. also yes the captain had eye powers like jonah, as i explained. he also made ppl paranoid to not speak to others since u dont know who is willing to rat others out or who decided to not do that, n it was a huge life risk that no one was willing to take. at least half the pirate community was involved in this while the rest was just chilling btw

#tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen talks #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #gerard keay #annabelle cane #gerry keay #gerard delano #gerry delano #yh this is huge yall im sorry

[tmabutlesbian]

"“It’s not an hallucination, I’m not seeing anything, I’ve told you! I just… feel. Presences. Weighing me down, filling my brain, not letting me sleep.” It’s Jon now staring at Tim while he focuses on the road, brewing in his thoughts. Gerry hates seeing Jon so desperate, so purely terrified of something he cannot explain. They know by now that including Gerry in this discussion leads to nowhere because he sees both sides and understands them. And in the end doesn’t know who to believe more, or what."

@the-blue-eyed-fallen-angel requested paragraph 12 of my jongerrytim fic!! thank you!!!

#tma #the magnus archives #tmalesbeen requests #tmalesbeen au #the-blue-eyed-fallen-angel

[tmabutlesbian]

im so invested on my pirate au that im downloading a game abt dismantling guns, for the funsies but also!! because martin does take apart peter's gun to make his own, so i wanted to. idk. expand on that ig.

#the prob is that i cant remember my account name so now im gonna have to wait for my friends to give it #for my steam account i mena #*mean #tma #the magnus archives #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen shitpost

[tmabutlesbian]

Hey y'all. Check out my ao3, specifically this fic since its the only tma fic i have. also its martim. also its my pirate au. enjoy

#tma #the magnus archives #martim #martin blackwood #tim stoker #timothy stoker #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen writes #ohhh new tag time!!

[tmabutlesbian]

"Jon lets out a long-suffering sigh, bordering on a groan. “I’m not looking forward to running under this weather.” At this, the wind howled, as if offended by Jon’s valid comment."

request from @4bsent-damascus, paragraph 30!! for a bit of context, theyre on a long car ride and theres a storm outside. not very safe to be driving when you cant see the road with all the rain yknow?

#tma #the magnus archives #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen requests #4bsent-damascus

[tmabutlesbian]

GUESS WHO IT ISSSSSSSSSSS

Martin Blackwood from my band au!!!

#the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood #tma au #tmalesbeen draws #HES SO CUTE MY BBY

[tmabutlesbian]

having sashabelle thoughts....... considering my sasha aro hc, she actually uses this as an excuse to not think abt annabelle in any interest. like yes i care for the sexy spider lady, but i mean i dont LOVE LOVE her n apparently thats like super bad in this society so yh i cant like her :/// im gonna ignore all the signs of me wanting a relationship with her. i'll just have sex with her, that makes us both happy haha

n then u have annabelle, very much in love, thinking (actually both of them thinking) its all one sided affection, n letting it stay that way since she knows it would only make things harder if they were together in any meaningful way.

so u have annabelle always flirting, hoping it will one day be just for the funsies n not real, while sasha ignores this n doubles down on her hate for annabelle because 1) shes an avatar 2) shes technically speaking an enemy of theirs 3) she freaks out her friends, n she doesnt like that and 4) shes an avatar of the web, so shes a manipulative cunt. therefore sasha doesnt trust her, doesnt like her, no shes not sobbing at 3 am in bed having a mental breakdown abt ther feelings.

martin is the only one who tries to wingman sasha just to make her less miserable. jon is not gonna help for obvious reasons (spider monster lady) and tim is not gonna help also for obvious reasons (spider monster lady). martin comes for the rescue n locks both women on some closet n snaps "talk abt your feelings NEOW" n leaves for a few hours.

sashabelle is that type of ship that is like. enemies to friends with benefits to enemies to one sided lovers to enemies to friends??? to nope-enemies-again to why-cant-we-be-friends to maybe-friends to maybe-enemies to (finally) lovers (obviously in a qpr, sasha is aro but she wants a relationship okay??? also i love s1 archives crew polycule so shut up annabelle is in there too)

this explains my thought process when choosing songs for my playlist of them. also i am thinking of them since im drawing a playlist cover for said playlist so yknow. yh. also im gay

#tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #annabelle cane #sashabelle #sasha x annabelle #tmalesbeen talks #i actually rly like them. whats with me n rare pairs. gods. #also love making them rivals in every other au. its just so hot y'all im sorry #also hate sex <3<3 also hate sex turning into loving sex <3<3

[tmabutlesbian]

im feeling rly tired n i got an exam tmr so i wont be drawing more today bUT i can expand on the um bfu au a bit more to explain their characters a bit more

like season 1 and 2 of bfu both true crime and supernatural is like:

jon + gerry are basically dating but at the same time they assume the other does not feel the same way even tho they live together since jon finished uni and they share each others clothes n shit and go everywhere together

jon + martin are very complicated. here we don't have like the um boss/subordinate dynamic, theyre mere coworkers so martin is less nervous abt jon HOWEVER jon gets very moody around martin since he's in gerry's place (gerry is away because of family issues and also he later on gets another job so he doesnt come back fully, only makes cameos here n there).

since jon is just a petty lil asshole around martin at the start their convos are sometimes a bit stilted and tense, before this show started jon was neutral/nice to martin, his problem is that he's not gerry.

once martin gets fed up with jon's bullshit however, jon is guilty and just as he gathers the nerve to apologize gerry calls him like "YOU IDIOT!!! JUST SAY SORRY TO THE POOR GUY, WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU!!" which in hindsight is hilarious, it's almost like gerry read jon's mind but in the moment jon got very defensive and admitted that he missed gerry a lot. very emotional moment between two ppl who are weird with emotions so things get awkward.

funnily, its martin who helps jon out with his feelings, a martin that, very much like canon, has a crush on jon. he's still mad at jon and now he's a lil heartbroken because its obvious jon likes gerry so he assumes he has 0 chances here but he's an adult and he gets past that and he helps jon n gerry with their relationship.

season 3 of bfu:

jon + gerry are datingggggg (finally ffs), gerry gets a new job doing tattoos but on days he doesn't have appointments he's the one behind the camera when the boys are filming, on other days its sasha and tim.

jon + martin are exploring their new found friendship and it grows fast like wildfire. they have great chemistry, their banter is lovely, their funny, and more importantly theyre only jokingly mean to each other. jon is very much a suffering believer while martin does believe in the supernatural he just doesnt believe that these supernatural creatures would leave so much evidence behind and highly doubts any footage or sounds. this is also a way to lessen his fear of these monsters but jon doesn't need to know that

martin is still crushing. hard. jon is very happy in his relationship that he doesn't see his feelings for martin blooming, even tho there are (at this point) several compilations on yt titled "jon looking at martin with heart eyes for 10 minutes bisexual part 5", or along those lines. timsasha tease them constantly, sometimes they make the cut, others don't. on those bloopers videos it's more obvious and the teasing is non stop

martin is begging them to stop because he doesnt want jon to feel uncomfy or anything, while jon finds them very amusing, since he's so secure with gerry theres just No Way that he has feelings for martin, even if his heart fucking somersaults and the thought.

season 4 and 5 of bfu:

jongerry going strong, gerry has evolved to teasing as well and does more cameos here n there just because, he's also behind the camera more n more after the positive response from fans. gerry more easily sees his feelings for martin than jon and purposefully abuses this, voicing out his musings to jon just to watch him blush and fluster (gerry's fav part time hobby let me tell ya)

jonmartin are in the same situation that jongerry were in season 1. basically married already but assume there's no feelings evolved. martin fully on has accepted the unrequited love situation he believes is going on, jon is still in denial despite gerry's help on the matter, timsasha are becoming desperate, hell, the fans as well. it's critical at this point, somebody PLEASE shake them hard, they need to see it.

season 6 and onwards of bfu:

jongerry still going strong folks, gerry is way more direct to jon abt his feelings for martin and they (youre not gonna believe this-) talk about it. jon feels very stupid and after watching those compilations is also a lil embarassed but then he finds martin's versions and just gets flustered because "holy shit, its.... mutual?? maybe??" and gerry just facepalms and says "yes jon its mutual now go kiss. or talk. maybe talk first then kiss, yh"

jonmartin (again this is very shocking i know) talk (WOW OMG) and both realize their feelings (very awkwardly let me tell you but martin was a brave lil boy abt it n they got somewhere), they very much did kiss (wrow) and it was very sweet and all before the start of season 6.

so basically season 6 comes and they dont mention it to the fans, timsasha knew immediately and sigh in relief so now they turn to their new victim: gerrymartin, who everybody assumes is one sided, gerry as well.

gerry is a very bad influence so now its jon who teases martin and talks abt gerry very romantically just to watch martin blush. however it takes wayyy less time for martin to come around because. come on now. gerry's hot n shit n also very nice n weird and a nerd, he's like a taller, goth jon whos a lil less awkward and a bit more confident, u think martin wouldnt fall for this man as well?

anyways at this point, martin is at his what i like to call "lil shit phase but like it's obvious this time", so instead of confessing like a normal person, he teases gerry off and on show. it takes gerry off guard at first cuz "???? is martin flirting with me???? is he just being a bitch???..... i love it" but then he hits martin back equally, so jon is ever suffering between these two when they're in the same room, which is a lot since jongerry live together and jonmartin are dating. timsasha are finding this all very hilarious, so are the fans

season 7 bfu:

jonmartin get togetherrrrrrr, yes bitch. jgm polycule lets go!!! in on of those postmortem vids they casually mention this along with jonmartin n shit (they talk abt martin moving in with jongerry) and the viewers LOSE THEIR SHIT. they trend on twitter n everything. is all very funny. n they're very happy together. at this point a lot of the bloopers is just them being cute n gross n also arguing like an old married couple which they then have to cut or the vids would be like 1 hour long

n thats it. im gonna take a bath now. n then do a covid test!! n hopefully its negative!!! im nervous!!!

#tmalesbeen bfu au #tma bfu au #tma #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jongerry #gerrymartin #jongerrymartin #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen talks

[tmabutlesbian]

These are all drawing from that AU that I've posted abt before. That's my first design of Julia so it might change but Daisy's design is literally exactly how i pictured in this AU. Basira too. Nikola is human actually, one of the few in this AU. You have her face behind the mask, and after scarred as well.

Again if you want to learn more abt this AU don't be afraid to ask me abt it! (Daisy and Baira aren't cops here, Daisy's a farmer and Basira is an unraveler, which i can explain if anybody wants)

Nikola + Basira have an enemies to lovers thing but more out of definition than anything else, they don't actually hate each other but they are nemesis.

Julia + Daisy have a rough break up and because of new circumstances, they work together on something. And they slowly start to fall in love again (Julia gets a massive character growth here).

#tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #the magnus archives fanart #tmalesbeen au #tmalesbeen draws #tmalesbeen magic au #tmalesbeen AU #basira hussain #tma basira #daisy x basira #tma daisy #daisira #daisy tonner #julia montauk #tma julia #nikola orsinov #tma nikola #tma au #the magnus archives au #fucking hell so many tags