#tlc liveblog

[eerna]

what makes Cinder such a compelling 2012 not-like-other-girls protagonist is that she is surrounded by Other Girls, and she loves them. Iko and Peony are the most stereotypical teenage girls obsessed with pretty clothes and boys and pop culture and she would die for either of them in a heartbeat. Iko rolls in with makeup smeared all over her plastic face and Cinder is like "ayy girl slay!". she knows that she is JUST like other girls in all the ways that matter.

#love it how deeply envious she is of any sort of femininity presented by girls!!! #love it how she is like ''i laugh at silly girls but that's because i am a sad sad person who is afraid of indulging in my own silliness'' #i am about to meet iko again and i can't WAIT cinder and thorne are iconic but we need some more girl power #well actually thorne is also a girl's girl but in a man way. he is one of the girls. the other boys aren't but he is #maaaaaaan i love good YA. i adore good YA. kids read good YA #tlc liveblog

[thorneswife]

I’ve done it. I’ve figured out my worst take.

in the same fell swoop I’ve also discovered my crack ship: Sybil X Thorne

#I mean look at the potential #it’s right there #I feel unhinged #if this was ao3 I’d tag older woman younger man lol #liveblogging #tlc meme #crackship #rarepair #cress reread #carswell thorne #sybil mira #the lunar chronicles

[sailforvalinor]

The most unrealistic part of Cinder wasn’t the cyborgs or the androids or the moon people with totally scientific mind-control powers; no, it was the part where Cinder, first-time driver, successfully maneuvers a car out of a garage after only having read the Eastern Commonwealth version of “Driving Cars for Dummies”

#as someone who took four years to get her liscense I’m just a lil salty #lunar chronicles #any ideas on a tag for this semi-liveblog? #tlc #tlc cinder

[boardthatsinkingship]

Officiant: do you take this woman to be your wife forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever until you die?

*deafening silence*

Kai: hold on a sec.

*tries to stab his finance in front of the entire universe while televised*

Kai: aight we chilling, please continue.

#he said “I do? more like I’d rather die” #I do? more like slice slice” #kai tlc #queen levana #the lunar chronicles #tlc book 4 #tlc memes #liveblogging #the wedding 2.0

[3scythes]

I need. An app or something that will just automatically generate mashups for me because I do not have any audio mixing skills but my brain will not let me stop thinking about how one song sounds like another until I mash them together somehow

#kira liveblogs life #my adhd ass was listening to Human by The Killers this morning and immediately felt the need to hear Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz with it #I don’t even know if the mashup would work. I just need to hear it #and I need to know why every time I listen to Waterfalls by TLC I cannot stop thinking that it sounds like Born This Way by Lady Gaga #AND I CANT FIGURE OUT WHY. ITS NOT THE CHORD PROGRESSION ITS GOTTA BE THE MELODY I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

[marlenacantswim]

Liveblogging from the Inside of Marlena's Head

🎵 i want my P in your V, want chu to S on my D, gotta J Off on your T's, then F Y I i wanna F Your A

OMG, just stuff your mouth with my B's, don't LOL at my C, and F Y I i wanna F Your A🎵

*synth joins in, bass line starts to fuck real good*

🎵 girlll i can tell, that chu' know, what i mean, but just in case i will provide the translation

like how i want you to signnn up for the PTA (that's the penis touching association)

TOOnight, let's watch a DVD (that means you'll get a Dicking oh so very Delicatelyyy)

I'll take, the SAT you'll take the GRE (i'lldosuch amazing THRUSTing that you'll Get ready for Ecstasy) 🎵

*back like the beginning*

🎵 HOly, S, i'll bust an N on your Chest, you know my D is the Best, n' F Y I i wanna F Your A

No F'in, Way! so how about a BJ? if not that's Also OK, but F Y I i wanna F Your A 🎵

*synth and a chorus of "ohh's" joins in, bass starts fucking severely again*

🎵 let's play, a sexy RPG, while we watch, ABC, and eata Bowl of M S G

(meaning that, i'll really Pound your Groin, as you Achieve Butt Climax, and Make Sex Graaavy)

YOU'llll be, a VIP atthe D M V (Very Intensely Plowed byaDick made outta VICtory)

LOL, JK, i love your TLC and you can bet i'll BRB for somemore S E X A S A P🎵

*stark percussive change to more latin-sounding instruments, lyrics now spoken in a chant-like call-and-response manner*

F Y I! F Your A! Everybody say FWI

(FWI!)

Everybody say F Your A!

(FyourA!)

i'llFyourV then your T's then your A then your M then your T's then your V then your A again

if you want me to F your A, say, yeah!

*complete silence*

...oh.

#running my mouth #brain broadcast #ninja sex party #Spotify

[jazzy-tzw]

Nah Kevin and Roman carried the show...

Show ain’t even over yet and this shit is phenomenal

#roman reigns #kevin owens #tlc liveblog

[theworldofotps]

The queen has come back yall I'm so happy to see her😭

#wwe #charlotte flair #tlc #tlc liveblog

[asenkaengel]

"Aliester has his family tattooed on his body! I think that's his mother on his back!"

#aliester black #tlc #wwe tlc #wwe tlc live #wwe tlc liveblog #wwe tlc liveblogging #wwe #tlc live #tlc liveblog #tlc liveblogging #like for fucking real #also it's lilith #you fucking dumbass #i love joe and vic just straight up ignoring lawler

[champsamizayn]

I LOVE WOMEN AND WRESTLING AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WOMEN’S WRESTLING

#TEXT #wwe tlc #tlc liveblog #emma wwe #asuka wwe #asuka #women's wrestling

[counting-stars-gayly]

Me: I’m mentally stable—

My Brain: Catherine never got her bakery.

Me, in tears: cAtHeRiNe NeVeR gOt HeR bAkErY

#gets me every time #they were SO close too #heartless marissa meyer #heartless #catherine pinkerton #jest #jest x catherine #catherine x jest #cathest #marissa meyer #tlc #the lunar chronicles #lunar chronicles #heartless liveblog

[eerna]

Ok time to answer the question once and for all

#the lunar chronicles #tlc liveblog #oh my god i cant see the results unless i vote #what do i vote for. do i vote with my heart or for the bit

[boardthatsinkingship]

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Thorne with zero shame: “I’ve been waiting for you to admit that you wanted my body. Be my guest.”

#I choked #I ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CHOKED #like on my life I spit #I was NOT EXPECTING THAT #ARE YOU KIDDINF MEMBDBSDHJSSJSNJDDNNDNDBDBDBDBXBBXBXNDNDNDNDBBDBX?????????? #tlc book 4 #liveblogging #stream of conscience #the lunar chronicles #linh cinder #captain carswell thorne #correct quotes #cinwell #captlinh #the everything captlinh tag

[illustrator-dani]

I ordered the box set for The Lunar Chronicles and I'm not regretting it.

#I'll liveblog my reactions as tlc spoilers so that if anyone isn't reading it or planned too they won't get spoiled #I'm here for the Kaider 100% #the lunar chronicles

[astrovian]

look can someone just give Ray a hug for goodness' sake

#he really needs some tlc #richard armitage #ray levine #stay close #sammy liveblogs stay close

[theworldofotps]

I don't know about you all but this Inferno match is *chef's kiss* I am absolutely loving this

#wwe #tlc liveblog #tlc #firefly inferno #the fiend #randy orton