#though if he hasn't then this man is an absolute fucking trooper

[justagaycryptid]

Ngl Will is a better man than me because if I had to deal with half the shit he’s had to put up with over the years I would have immediately quit

#hm I've been Thinking and usually that doesn't end well #but goddamn can this man never catch a break #literally there is always someone up his ass for something #like I know that's sort of a part of being a content creator #but holy shit it really seems like he gets a special kind of bullshit slung at him constantly #I mean I'm sure he's thought about quitting before #though if he hasn't then this man is an absolute fucking trooper #like I joke about the ideal creator fan relationship being a pvp warzone #but I don't quite mean it in what ever the fuck that way is #anyways I hope he has a nice hiatus because he absolutely deserves it #and I hope he doesn't mean hiatus in the Markiplier way in which he takes a week off and immediately continues working #lmao he should pull a Tool and then not release anything for 14 years #maybe then his fanbase will grow the fuck up #and of course obligatory will is a flawed person with a complicated past and hasn't always done the best things #but the point is he has worked incredibly hard to improve himself and he so he doesn't deserve to be fucking treated like this #also I'm sure some of his continued working has to do with needing money to live because that's kinda important #but yeah sometimes I really just feel bad for the guy #honestly I'm pretty glad I didn't start listening to his music until I was in my late teens #because then I was actually old enough to appreciate it #although I wouldn't have quite done anything like I've seen other fans do even if I did listen to him when I was younger #because unlike other people I actually have a sense of shame #idk fucking ignore me it's after 9pm and I've allowed myself to think about things too much #shouting into the void #will wood

[vodika-vibes]

Congratulations on the 500 followers hun! Can I please get a Ruby with one of the clone trooper assassins who accidentally falls in love with the female reader who was kind to him and flirted with him while he was disguised as a regular clone to scope out 79's for his first mission, (maybe he hasn't officially killed anyone yet, up to you!) but he ends up totally blindsided by her, they end up having a couple of drinks, dancing together, getting hot and heavy, groping, making out on the dancefloor before moving to either a dark corner of the bar or the alley behind the bar where they fuck, it's amazing and he's absolutely as smitten for her as she is for him and basically ends up defecting from the Empire for her and using his assassin skills so they can escape offworld together? I totally understand if this character is too obscure to write for; I've just been re-watching tbb and these gorgeously dangerous guys have got me feeling some kind of way.😩 Thank you either way. 💖

Worth It

Summary: While at a club with your best friend, you meet a man who changes everything.

Pairing: Clone Assassin x F!Reader

Word Count: 899

Warnings: Smutty, though it's not detailed

Prompt: Ruby - Passionate Love

Tagging: @trixie2023 @n0vqni

A/N: Okay, so. I've never watched TBB, so my knowledge on the Clone Assassins is non-existent. Anyway, I dealt with the difficulties of this by only referring to him as he, and by writing in the reader's pov. I hope this is close to what you wanted!

“Why?” You drape yourself across the table as you stare, balefully, at your best friend. “It’s soooo hot. Why are we at a club? With the more hot? And all of the people with all of their breathing, making it hotter?”

Your friend props her hands on your shoulders and you grimace when her skin sticks to yours uncomfortably, “Because. You need to get laid.”

“Stop touching me. I think I’m melting into goo.”

“You’re dramatic.”

“You’re dramatic.” You snip back, sitting back up and grimacing again at the leather of the booth you’re sitting it sticks to your skin as well, “This is awful-”

“I swear to,” She rolls her eyes and then twists, and you can hear the sound of the leather pulling away from her skin, “Um…oh! Go dance with him!”

You tilt your head away from the ceiling to look at her, “Him? Him who?”

“Him!” She gestures to a man standing near the wall, nursing, what looks like, a glass of ice water. “Tall, dark, and broody over there.”

You consider it for about 5 seconds, and then tilt your head back, “Hard pass. I’m going to stay here and melt into a puddle of miserable goo. Thanks though.”

She rolls her eyes loudly, and stands. She tugs you out of the booth and drags you through the throng of people, and then shoves you at the aforementioned man.

He looks slightly startled to have you shoved at him, but not half as startled as you are to be shoved in the first place. “Here, she’s your problem now.”

Now that you’re closer to him, you have to admit that your friend has good taste in potential partners for you. The man is gorgeous. With dark eyes and dark skin and, frankly, incredibly kissable lips. 

“Uh…hi?” You greet sheepishly, one of his hands is settled comfortably at the bare skin of your waist, and while it’s still miserably hot, you find that you don’t mind his touch. 

“Hi.” He replies as he sets his glass down on the table next to him, there’s a small smirk playing on his lips, “So, you’re my problem now?”

You shrug one shoulder, a teasing smile playing on your lips, “Most men like the kind of problems I bring.”

“Is that right?” He hasn’t taken his gaze off your face, “Let’s put that to the test shall we?” He nudges you towards the dance floor, and you know that if you took your gaze off of him for a moment, your friend would be so smug, but you don’t want to look away from him.

He’s…mesmerizing.

He tugs you close, one hand settling low against the small of your back, while his free hand wanders up your side and across your upper back and into your hair, before sliding back down. 

Normally, you hate dancing in clubs. Your dance partners have, in the past, been very bad about letting other men rub up against you. But that doesn’t happen with him, he seems to have a sixth sense about when people are getting too close to you.

It’s nice, having only him touching you.

And it’s either that, or the way that he’s looking at you, or the pleasant buzz from the fruity drink you finished earlier, or maybe the heat of the night-

But you can’t help from raising up on your toes and pressing your lips against his.

He kisses you back like his life depends on it, and his hands burn a path up your sides, across the swell of your breasts, and then back down to tightly grip your ass. His hands are everywhere, and you can’t help but release a needy groan against his lips and grinding against him.

For a moment, just a moment, he falters against you, but before you can ask if something is wrong, he’s ushering you out of the club and into the, slightly less, stuffy heat of the night.

He pins you against the wall just down a darkened alley, his lips never once leaving yours, his tongue sliding against your own. And when his hands slide under your top, calloused fingers caressing and tracing, your head falls back and you release a moan.

“I need you,” He gasps against your throat, “Can I have you? Please?”

You laugh breathlessly and slide your fingers up his neck and into his hair, “I wouldn’t have let you bring me out here otherwise.”

He groans against your throat, and his deft hands start tugging at your shorts, unfastening the button and sliding them just far enough down your legs that he’s able to slide his fingers against your slit. 

Your hands curl into fists in his hair, and you release a shuddering groan, and his fingers pause, his dark gaze locked on your face.

“W-why are you stopping?” You whine, trying to arch against him.

He leans in so that his lips are pressed against your ear, “I’m defecting from the empire.” You freeze, your hands tightening in his hair, “Come with me.”

It’s a plea. Or a bargain. 

And you bury your face in his neck as his fingers start moving again. You have friends here. Family. A good job.

But-

Heh. And that ‘but’ is really the big thing, isn’t it?

He pushes you closer and closer to your orgasm, and your arms tighten around him, “Okay.”

#star wars #tbb #vodika-vibes 500 followers celebration #tbb clone assassin x reader #clone assassin x reader #star wars fanfiction #x reader fanfiction #f!reader fic #18+ fic #clone thirsting #answered asks

[eriexplosion]

Ruins of War time, picking up where we left off - screaming in terror!

"I would say this was going well!" Well that was your first mistake Tech. Never say that.

CRASHING? Hunter is! so! Tired!

The way that they actually think everything is fine and then the container abruptly falls JUST A LITTLE MORE.

Okay though this femur fracture is not actually that integral to the storyline, and it's very specific and all I'm saying is that I think the femur is going to have broken again in the fall or something of a similar nature and give him a bad leg. Here's how reduced mobility Tech can win.

Genuinely freaky how he barely made a sound though like tiniest 'agh' ever for 150 kgs slamming onto his leg.

"It's unlikely the thieves who infiltrated the cargo ship survived the crash" Parallels parallels everywhere.

God the way they have to haul Tech over the cliff like fucking cargo. Just hoist him.

Interesting that they've never gone over the plans with Omega before, she doesn't know what Plan Double Zero means, and it's a very basic radio silence code. They set up that Omega hasn't been taught the Plan codes before hinging their finale on a plan code - giving us an excuse potentially in season 3 to have Crosshair explain what it is, because I doubt it's as simple as I'M KILLING MYSELF BYE.

"What are you doing here?" "I LIVE HERE."

They are literally making this man take them home, Romar actually has a ton of reasons to turn them out on their ass but he's being a very good sport about it.

All Omega wants to do is prove that she's worth having around after hearing what Echo said, this is her sole goal in life right now and I need to hug her.

"I'm keeping an eye on you" you are holding an old man hostage in his own home Omega it's not ideal.

KALEIDOSCOPE. "For blast's sake, it's a TOY. It makes you HAPPY."

Tech and Echo's argument oh my god, the way Omega feels like her family is fracturing. BABY.

HEY ACE. I love Romero so much. Explaining that it's not a Separatist archive. It's Serrenian. They existed before the war (they exist now, after the war) and how Tech never thought of it like that because clones existed ONLY FOR WAR aghhhhhh MY HEART.

Wrecker instantly turning the tank gun into a hand held gun is just. So attractive actually, I love that. "I make a pretty good tank" damn right you do."

"She was just here..." "WELL SHE'S NOT NOW!"

God Echo is really having a TIME of it.

Tech literally hobbling out on a fractured femur like that absolutely is going to weaken it further just saying.

I do love the detail that Wrecker is intentionally shooting AROUND the other stormtroopers when using the tank gun, so he has at least a chance of not hurting them too badly.

Captain Wilco having this moment with his helmet off as he kneels by a dead trooper is only a couple seconds but it does SO much for making us feel attached to him before The Events at the end.

They always go SO hard on Tech's music honestly, there's so many moments of him getting fired on and the fight behind the tree and Everything that the music just goes incredibly hard. The way it cuts out for just a second when he finally collapses before swelling up just a little again. Damn the Kiners are good at this.

NO Omega you cannot have even a SMALL amount of treasure.

"You don't have a normal life because of me" god babygirl this is very important but oh my god please have this breakdown ANYWHERE that is not a collapsing container unit.

Telling Omega she has to let it go... with her worry about being the reason they're in danger set to reappear in season three, I feel like that's going to be a thing that comes back. Everyone's a burden bby let's get you some fruit.

Will the kaleidoscope ever come back only time will tell

I'M A SURVIVOR REMEMBER? Refuse to believe that's not related to Tech's plot with the way that it lingers on him. I'm sorry the man's unkillability signals are so heavy.

"We made the right choice, Omega. I'd do it all again." MY HEART

Obsessed still with the fact that the Batch must have been reported dead by Crosshair, just, god there's so much there that's just IMPLIED instead of stated.

Wilco ;_;

Anyway as a premier this one REALLY doesn't actually cover much? Like they are fun episodes but we don't get much new info or anything, but we do get several small things that I think would very possibly come back.

#the bad batch rewatch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #<- VERY brief mention of some season 3 teasers #so I'm tagging to be safe

[zhao-tianyou]

hi kristen do u have any suggestions of newday people to follow on twitch? im burnt out on nopixel. thx

I sure do!! There's a lot here, so bear with me. There are more I follow on Twitch, but this is the main core that are either super consistent with streaming or stream multiple days a month here and there.

This list is v long, so more after the jump!

SirPeterLong - He plays a whole arsenal of characters including Marshal Brandon Davis, Peter Long, and beloved SBS crim Doris. He has been maining Davis for a while, but all his characters are great. He recently created a character that is a nomad in Black Lotus, one of the motorcycle gangs on the server. Definite follow

gh03tf0x - He plays multiple characters, usually trying to hit a hour each on most of them during a stream. His characters include Corporal Mikey Dale of the BCSO who is what you would absolutely expect from an American loving "county boy", Kiyoshi Okazaki who is a terrifying member of the Shoguns, a gang who usually hang near Trooper PD, and Nico Purr, what I like to describe as a furry who loves to ransack cars. I'm subbed to ghost too.

WhatMuppet - He has been splitting his streams with the first half being RP and the second half usually CSGO or something like that. Muppet plays 3 characters that are all important to the city in their own way. He plays Trooper Commissioner Barry Hill, someone who can be a fucking bozo, but is fiercely loyal to his Troopers. Christopher Pringle, a gambling addicted con-man who owns the Tuner Shop. Muppet hasn't played him recently, but Chris is my favorite. Finally, he also plays Trenton Sharp. Trenton is the middle man for a lot of the gangs in the city to push items. He has a couple other friends, one I'll mention later, but he's goofy af.

TheToastIsBroken - He plays recently promoted Deputy Alexander Atlas of the BCSO. He's still super new to being a deputy, but he's trying his best, and that is all we can really say about him. His streams are super cozy if you don't want to deal with chat too.

Broghaen - His main character is a "good ol boy" named Briar Dow, who is a Deputy with the BCSO. He is very much a county boy, but he's goofy af. He has a very sunny attitude to fuck up criminal scum. He hasn't been seen much lately because Broghaen is building a house from the bottom up for his family. He has been documenting it on his Twitter of the same name, and it's actually really interesting to follow along.

Pwnsi - He plays Officer Frank DeLuca of the LSPD. DeLuca always has a goal of trying to best his last shift in the number of citations he can issue. His streams are super cozy, and Pwnsi is very soft spoken when it comes to his streams. Great watch though!

Full0ut - His main is a Corporal in the LSPD named Frank Barnes. He usually plays during degen hours so I rarely get to watch him. He has a crim that is big in the racing scene on the server too, but I've barely seen them.

MajorAimless - He plays a Trooper named Junior Major. Major is a FTO god during EU hours. His shifts where he rides with Stevens are pure comedy too. All around great cop. Also the streamer has a doggo cam for his puppers.

Roczok - His main is a cop named Rocko Moretti. Moretti is a Senior Officer in the LSPD. He rarely streams, but he is great. Def watch when he is live.

FrostBite_408 - He plays Sgt. Jon Rose of the BCSO. His streams are super cozy. Rose is as the Lt. Governor said "a man ho." He's super affectionate at the briefings too. Great cop and a great streamer.

LtSlyTV - He plays Corporal Alejandro Garcia of the BCSO. He has been away from streaming for a while. I think he is on LOA from ND rn too, but Garcia is a great character and I personally would love to see more streams from him.

Homesikh - He plays two of my favorite characters on the server. He plays MCD Sergeant Kyle Jacobs. Kyle can be spotted a lot of the time going undercover to bust drug dealers or helping the other cops by taking out SKs before they attack again. Kyle flies under the radar a lot, and he got named Best Detective by the MCD. He had his picture in the briefing room and everything. Homesikh also plays Larry Tate, the ruthless but kind President of the Black Lotus MC. Due to some unfortunate events, Larry was quick to go from Road Captain to President. Homesikh rarely streams, but it's a treat to watch both characters when he does.

ESUChiefCraig - He plays Dr. Craig. A grumpy, whiskey loving doctor at Pillbox. He is great at what he does, but is currently taking a break from streaming the server.

icecakeX - He plays Damon Pierce. Damon can be seen a lot during degen hours hanging with his best friend Xavier Steele. He has been MIA for a while. He also plays Devon Mason, a member of the DDMC. He only recently got back into streaming, but his streams are always great to watch.

stitchybird - She plays 3 different characters on the server. One is Senior Deputy Stephanie Lindore. She is out on motor a lot and loves to backup her boyfriend, Trooper Santino Forte's calls. Santino wants to go further with her, so maybe it'll be fiancee soon. She plays Bella Rivera of the Vagos, who I rarely see. She also plays Daphne Valentino, a member of Blvkout, a fun loving criminal who loves her motorbikes and loves losing PD with them as well. She streams every once in a while, but she's great.

KL33SI - She plays Emily Campos, who is now Emily Ducksworth. She is a Sergeant in the LSPD. Emily is an adrenaline junkie who gives zero fucks. She is a badass who deserves her spot in PD, despite what anyone says. Emily is a tomboy who loves surfing, skateboarding, and anything with a large risk of fucking up, like BASE jumping. She is often found at the high stress situations PD deal with, because that is where she shines. She recently, finally, married her longtime boyfriend Andrew Ducksworth, who is also part of PD. I'm pretty sure the entire server was happy when they finally got married. Her streams are regular and are very positive. Def watch and follow.

Cyyph3rNights - Cyypher plays 2 characters. One is Dom who is a member of the Shoguns. The other is a new Deputy of the BCSO named Jay Harrington. He usually plays degen hours, so I rarely get to watch a full stream of his, but he follows me on Twitter, so he's p cool lmao

HankTeVe - He plays MCD Detective Blake Taylor. He is great at what he does. He is around whenever. Sometimes he streams early EU time, and other times, he is around prime-time US shift fucking crims up with Director Lane. He rarely streams, but he's great if you love detective shit.

PlaguedMidnight - He plays one of my personal favorites on the server, Chester. Chester is a newer deputy with the BCSO. Chester is goofy af, but he has quickly shown he is an asset to the PD. When he isn't doing county shit up north, he is pestering Marshal Davis. Sgt Solace paired Chester and Briar together, and it was chaotic in the best way. Absolute worth taking your time to watch his streams. He is quite regular with streaming too.

ni_doll - She plays Officer/Deputy Rhoades. She is based out Europe, so she streams super early for me, but she is a lovely streamer and she does commissions too. Her twitter is lovely

theWhimsicalWizard - MY GIRLLLL!! She plays 2 main characters. One is MCD Detective Calliope Maxwell. She is the sister to Craig Maxwell, who is in the LSPD. Calliope is absolutely amazing at what she does. Whimsy's detective streams are always a joy to watch. Calliope spends a lot of time with Detective Kyle as well. The two of them are a great one-two punch when it comes to detective shit. She also plays a member of Black Lotus, but I've never been able to catch her crim streams. Her twitter is great (she follows me too lmao)

Shace616 - He plays Dr. Adrik Nelson. His stuff is normal hospital/doctor streams. It's not for everyone, but I do find his stuff cozy to watch. Shace works fulltime too, so his streams come and go in spurts.

SleepyWolf_ - He plays Trooper Brian Miller, a Sergeant. I don't get to watch much of him because he is very EU time, and I'm either at work or sleeping when he streams. What streams I do get to watch, he is an absolute joy to watch. He usually hangs around with Major if Major isn't riding with a Cadet or Stevens.

t3r0 - He plays Campos' better half, Andrew Ducksworth. "Ducky" as he is lovingly called around PD is a FTO god. The majority of PD has been brought up from Ducky in one way or another. Cops that have been brought up by Ducky are his Ducklings, but he never mentions the cute name. Ducky leads by example, and a lot of the PD aspire to be like Ducky. When he isn't riding with Cadets, he is riding with Emily. His stream is very, very good. t3r0 also does a lot of stuff to promote mental wellness and his streams are very LGBT friendly as well. Very good watch!!

xGUNii - He plays Sergeant Joey Solace. He is Commissioner Hill's current right hand man. He is a very good cop who knows when to be silly af and when to be serious. He also helps with training. A lot of the Marshals keep pestering Barry asking when he is going to promote Joey to Lt. When he's not riding with Cadets, Joey is likely riding with Barry. He also plays Cody Styles, who is best friends with Trenton Sharp. Hilarity and shenanigans are bound to happen when they're together. Absolute joy to watch, and I'm subbed to him.

TwoZeroThree - He plays the very abrasive Trooper Ignazio DiNozzo. DiNozzo pushes the line to see how much he can get away with before going over that line. Crims absolutely hate him. Many crims on the server would agree that the word "prick" would be best to describe DiNozzo. He use to be Commissioner Hill's right hand man before he retired. The retirement lasted all of 2 weeks at most.

slouchybear - He plays 2 main characters on the server. One is the leader of the Vagos - Pancho who is a cop hating, badass motherfucker that you don't want to mess with. He is loyal to his fellow gang members. His other character is one of my personal favorites. He plays Marshal Jean Boudreaux, who is Thor but if Thor was from the deep South. Jean is super loyal to his girlfriend and to his fellow Marshals. He is one of Marshal Davis' close comrades and was the former Undersheriff of the BCSO.

There are more, but a lot of the server doesn't stream. It's what people on the server call a "9 to 5 server." A lot of people stream or play on the server for hobby, but I would suggest to check the hasroot as well.

#shut up kristen #messages #newday rp