#this is sarcasm.

[tinypuffballofanger]

man you gotta love how people will shout from the rooftops how autistic laois is and then in the next breath call him a little freak that no one can possibly understand the perspective of

#this is sarcasm. #laios touden #thinking about the one page of him saying he'd like to be eaten by monsters when he passes #and people being like lmao what a fucking freak #like it's not fully in line with his character for him to want to be consumed by what he loves #like it's not perfectly in line with the rest of the manga's themes about the food chain and cycle of life #like people on here aren't talking about how they'd like to be buried under a tree #like i don't think there's a better real world analogue than that #because there's not really a real world thing that eats humans like there is in dungeon meshi #but in dungeon meshi monsters eat humans!! that's a valid food source for them!! #it's entirely reasonable for laois to want to contribute to that!! #and do not tell me you are calling him a freak affectionately #it has passed the point of affection #if you are calling someone a freak because you cannot understand their perspective #you are not calling them a freak affectionately

[ravendruid]

Yes, the best thing to do after getting a new tattoo is to go swim in the ocean xD

#critical role #cr spoilers #bells hells #c3e73 #THIS IS SARCASM. #do no go swim in the ocean with a fresh tattoo

[bitterbelphie]

mimic situation's going great.

#this is sarcasm. #.txt

[hello-mrpresident]

"Don't worry the alien your son is beating is not within your jurisdiction!"

Great! I can sleep easy at night knowing this.

#This is sarcasm. #;ic

[cabernet-and-calculations]

Oh, thank god.

#This is sarcasm. #Though the statement is still very true. #dash commentary #colleagues

[showfallmediamaintenance]

considering the likelihood you get trapped i’d suggest changing your tumblr blog bio. remove the “just escaped from showfall part.”

I am LOVING your confidence in me right now! Keep it up buddy! Yay!

#showfall ask blog #showfall media #showfall #This is sarcasm. #If you couldn't tell. #Encoreverse blog

[sonofsin]

I love being the black sheep of the system.

#this is sarcasm. #I'm not being difficult on purpose! I don't live to inconvenience everyone around me! #I am fucking terrified of recovery. that's true. but I'm still trying. #I'm not a contrarian for having very different needs than the other side of the system does. #I don't know. I guess I just don't feel respected or taken seriously. #I've been a host for a year but I don't get an equal say at all. I'm not even asked my opinion #choices get made and I have to accept them. I try. I do. #but the longer this goes on the more it's starting to hurt. I feel like shit for even complaining about this tbh

[serpentsurgency]

So.. no blorbo murder, correct? And you do still like him? Sounded like it from your little speech there..

No, I lied a second time and killed him. I’ve spent the entire week with his ghost.

#This is sarcasm. #a tool of their trade #the question desk

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

I should get a part time job, one where I only work on Tuesdays.

#This is sarcasm. #I'm tired. #Might go to bed early. Dunno. #Tua rp #Tua rp blog

[charmcoin]

i love it when aggressively nonconfrontational people finally have to actually stand up for themselves and just turn into the most passive aggressive bitches alive

#pers #this is sarcasm.

[o5-blackbird]

Is everybody still in one piece..?

No. We've all died. You're talking to ghost number three.

#This is sarcasm. #satisfaction brought it back #a tool of their trade

[mx-moon-and-stars]

…Oh, wonderful. Another. We may as well just shout it from the rooftops. I hope this entertains you.

#This is sarcasm. #🌘

[backfiringfists]

Thank you so much, anonymous asker, for providing an intense new anxiety for my Guardian without invitation or reason. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

#This is sarcasm. #viridian.txt

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

#it is hell on earth out here #got like 6 different rejection emails today #so much fun /sarcasm #job hunting

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[fnord888]

Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.

#massive sarcasm quotes #current events #vagueblogging #child abuse