#this is consequentially exactly why i should not be allowed to become a popular streamer

[apollos-boyfriend]

i want to become a popular streamer but not because i want to build a community or make a name for myself or even for attention. i want to become a popular streamer because i think it’d be fucking hilarious if i was just paid to lie to people. every subgoal unlocks a new piece of my personal history that is wildly inaccurate, impossible, or just straight-up contradictory to past reveals. i hold weekly qnas and absolutely everything out of my mouth is total bullshit. i refuse to ever break character. my streaming career ends with an hour-long reading of an “apology letter” that explains i was nothing but a harvard experiment and to forward any and all complaints towards HR

#icarus speaks #this is consequentially exactly why i should not be allowed to become a popular streamer #either that or my career ends with me doxxing myself #but the doxxed location is actually just a chuck e. cheese or something. maybe a hot topic if i’m feeling festive #this post is brought to you by my recent realization that i’ll very likely never see anyone in my classes again after this quarter #as these are not my major classss but my generals #so i can say Whatever The Fuck I Want and they will never know it’s not true #i don’t know these people. they’re strangers to me. we’re not friends #there is no harm in making them believe the most mundane lies ever