December 2017 #253
H: Darlin’. You look lovely.
Me: I do? Am I wearing something nice?
H: No, a shift and a blanket.
Me: Oh.
H: Your hair is half wild. You look as if you stepped from a faerytale.
Me: Ah, but what character am I?
H: A vagabond sorceress of course!
Me: Of course, how foolish of me. Well, thank you then. You sound quite bright this eve - how was your day darlin’?
H: (smiling and then coughing and looking like the damn Cheshire Cat)
Me: What?
H: I was not a model of decorum.
Me: Okay. How indecorous were you and with whom?
H: (exasperated) No - not in that manner - girl, your mind can be gutter-bound.
Me: I heard it was good for star-gazing.
H: How so?
Me: Oscar Wilde. ‘We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.’
H: I see.
Me: Didn’t Wilde tour America at some point?
H: (tightly) … Not where I was.
Me: Tell me about your lapse in decorum.
H: I packed a war-bag of bourbon and fixings and other things.
Me: Like what?
H: And I dressed in that ugly coachman’s coat and saddled up Tennyson.
Me: You don’t like that coat? …H, Jesus Christ, stop grinning about it and tell me what you did!
H: I took things to the apple tree and the creek.
Me: Isn’t that a really long ride?
H: Yes. I… I talked to the tree. I gave it bourbon.
Me: (surprised) You wassailed an apple tree!
H: Is… that a practice?
Me: Kinda. Wassail is Anglo Saxon, meaning ‘good health’. But there’s an old English thing of wassailing orchards - especially apple trees. There’s a record of it happening in the 16th C in Kent. Basically people singing and shouting at trees to get a good harvest. It would usually be done on Twelfth Night, and you’d give the trees cider and bread.
H: (crestfallen) O.
Me: What’s wrong?
H: I was foolish to think it had not been done before.
Me: No, it means you have an instinct for the right thing to do - enacting a practice you have no knowledge of but others centuries before you have seen as important.
H: I had hoped it was new.
Me: It’s new to you. I’m impressed. What did you get up to at the creek? … Darlin’? What’s wrong?
H: I - I feel deeply foolish.
Me: You were so pleased before - what’s changed?
H: I… I chanced my hand at a spell.
Me: Do you want to tell me about it?
H: I… When I know a piece, the notes flow beneath my fingers. The music steals everything else. It was a little like that. I thought of preparations for a dance - a ball - the meticulous planning... I threw things into the creek. But everything - my conduct, my nature, my demeanour, my dress - it was all focused to a point, all entire.
Me: What did you throw in the river?
H: …Must I tell you?
Me: No, of course you don’t have to, unless-
H: It was not a kit!
Me: Gods no - I know it wasn’t. So… you threw some stuff into the creek.
H: You make it sound prosaic.
Me: I’m sorry, that wasn’t my intention at all. You do anything else?
H: I fired my Colt.
Me: That all the detail I’m getting?
H: Yes.
Me: Okay. Did you feel hopeful and satisfied when you’d finished?
H: … Yes.
Me: That’s good then. Congratulations on doing your first spell. …Wait, why did you do a spell?
H: You told me magic was for things we could not affect in other ways.
Me: Yes. What did you need to affect?
H: (wryly) Things I could not by other means.
Me: Okay, okay, I’ll stop asking. Just tell me there’s nothing I’d skillet you for and that you’re pleased with your undertakings.
H: Yes.
Me: In which case, I’m all for your indecorous activities.
H: I… I had to take laudanum after I came back.
Me: That doesn’t surprise me. Magic doesn’t exactly balance like algebra or the laws of thermodynamics, but the energy still has to come from somewhere. Have you had any more letters?
H: I am invited for Christmas.
Me: Oh darlin’, I’m so pleased for you.
H: There’s another letter from S as well. She may visit in the new year.
Me: That’s brilliant!
H: She will only come if-
Me: If I’m not here?
H: No. She wants to speak to you.
Me: Oh. Well, please tell her I’d be happy to?
H: (lighting a cigarette) Don’t play cards.
Me: Ha! Wasn’t planning on it…
(For the curious, S taught H to play cards and she is apparently lethal. Also, Oscar Wilde did an extensive tour of America. He was even in Colorado in April of ‘82, but H was elsewhere - still dealing with fallout from the Incident - and didn’t make it to Denver until at least a month later, which may account for why he sounded pissy when I mentioned it.)
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