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froggymarsh · 2 months
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revisiting dsmp!techno headcanons- idk if he’d regress all that much? i think he’s more of a stress caregiver- instead of dropping and needing to be coddled and taken care of to feel better, he immediately leaps into caregiver mode and starts making sure that all the people he loves are okay.
Phil is mostly used to it by this point, Techno goes through something scary/traumatic/what have you and Techno proceeds to be a mother hen for a couplea weeks. phil regresses to help him feel less self conscious about it (techno understands being mothered really isn’t fun sometimes but he’s freaking out, okay, can he please just take care of him phil i need to know you’re okay and you’re safe “of course mate lemme finish up and we can go color”)
Ranboo is not used to this. Techno bursts into his house and starts cleaning the place, organizing chests and making dinner and Ranboo is all. hey what the fuck. but lets it happen cause that’s technoblade, what is a wimpy little enderman gonna do against the blood god, and after a couple of days of making food and cleaning ranboo’s house techno pats him on the head, passes him a brand new hand made waterproof cloak and saunters back to his house while ranboo is just. ?????????
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he/hymn mythicalsausage
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whitechapel-ethan · 1 year
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hm... transfem ethan morgan...
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anonbinaryweirdo · 5 months
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if I could screenshot all of the ways vi has praised me in some way my phone would be completely out of storage
if I could I'd date ALLLL the way back til like what August and get everything like I do not lie when I say she makes my heart explode ‼️
I was gonna find these tho regardless
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I think about these all the timeldjmd
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toonheartz · 5 months
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thinking about how my original take on epic mickey is that it's begging to be a kh world and weirdly enough i remembered that by rewatching the "you deserve to be your own person" scene
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intersexdabi · 8 months
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the jin bubaigawara urge to vividly fantasize a domestic life with the local arsonist aka your lover even though you know it can never be so you just get teary eyed and keep that to yourself, close to your heart, like some imaginary locket, until your inevitable demise, when you get shivering cold in a warm pool of blood, and your sparking, dying brain recalls those fantasies, confusing them for memories, and in your last moments, your once unattainable desire becomes your reality as the lights go dim and someone switches the sign from "open" to "closed"
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meistoshim · 2 years
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first off im gibbing kissy to the anon in my inbox rn, second, due to personal reasons i am now thinking about satoshi's kickstarter/patreon Tiers(tm) of trust
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hartmannyoukaigirl · 2 years
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I have some weird followers
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fluffedstar · 2 years
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ravenkings · 2 months
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charlesoberonn · 3 months
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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froggymarsh · 3 months
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one au that i’ve been rotating for a while is “what if dopplegilly was an actual child and when they escaped with him gill has a lot of feelings about actually being around his child self and doesn’t know what to do with himself”
he can’t decide if growing up alone in an abandoned navy stronghold surrounded by monsters is better or worse than having your entire childhood dictated by people who were only ever disappointed in you and it’s eating him from the inside out fr
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bokkerijder · 4 months
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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koobiie · 17 days
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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princeshilo · 1 month
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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