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dorylinae-supremacy · 5 months

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Blehh take a story concept that just hasnt left my head.

Dark Emduo with skrunkly Phil discover that Phils kids that went missing arent dead. Crimeboys think Phil needs saving from Techno and a mini rescue mission begins. It doesnt end well.

TW: Manipulation,, skrunkly Wilbur, skrunkly Phil, mentioned injury, mentioned mental health problems, mentioned grief, lots of emotions (sadness and anger) in this one from both Phil and Wilbur, arguments, lots of them, instinct manipulation.

Just general stuff you can expect in a DSBI skrunkle fic.

~1.8K words.

DSBI AU where Phil and Techno fought together befor Phil became emperor. Phil is very skrunkly and Techno is much more calculating and mean in this. Phil is also like that but its more of a backseat.

Techno acts as his bodyguard but everyone kinda recognises that Phil is more of a figurehead than anything, its Techno who's been running things after the loss of his sons.

Then some things happen and it turns out that no his sons arent dead, theyre alive and (semi) well but they were too young to really remember Phil in any meaningful way.

Tommy was just a baby and Wilbur was a very small child that ended up frightened of Techno because he's a generally scary dude. Combine that with him usually having blood on him and he becomes this mythical monster to him.

Either way Phil finds out and just goes absolutely manic. Just loses his mind and begs Techno to get him his boys back. Techno is ofc already on it and is just sending wave after wave of enforcers through the country to try and snatch them up.

This is obviously terrifying for crimeboys because their 'evil uncle' who stole their dad is sending the millitary after them so he can bring them to the castle and do who knows what with them.

They see Phil just getting worse and worse as the days go on, just becoming a mess and not taking care of himself and they think he's punishing their dad because they keep running.

Wil obviously starts hatching a plan where they break into the castle and save their dad from Techno. Maybe they slip in and pretend to be staff. Any portraits of them are very old so there's reasonable doubt cast on them any time someone asks.

Techno obviously catches this immediately but lets them dig themselves deeper before he just yoinks them up, he's very focussed on getting Phil at least a little stable before he freaks his kids out and just makes himself worse because of it.

Wil and Tommy end up accidentally peeping in on them a few times, maybe sometimes when Technos coaxing Phil out of his office to actually rest of just generally when Technos comforting Phil.

Its obviously very confusing because it seems so genuine but why would a monster like Techno ever do that. If Phil was being held captive and Techno was mean then why does he just fall into his love so easily.

This causes an immediate split between Tommy and Wil.

Wil thinks that Phil just willingly abandoned them and let them go (maybe hints at their kidnappers saying that to him) and him being such a wreck is just guilt about what he did to them.

Tommy is just very confused, he's like 8 in this so hes only heard ghost stories about Phil and Techno through Wil. He thinks that their dad is just being maipulated and that Techno might have him under some spell (kid logic).

Obviously this causes a big fight, theres crying and shouting and in the end Wil decides he's going to leave the castle with or without Tommy.

He's heartbroken when Tommy won't follow him but he's high on emotion and just a very traumatised 10 year old so he leaves anyway and for extra hurt he maybe runs into Technos hounds and gets caught.

Tommy ofc freaks out because his brother just left him and he thinks his dad is still in danger so he decides to be a hero just like in the stories and he like stomps right up to Phils office and knocks on the door.

Phil is kinda mad because he's stressed and his instincts are high and he's just a mess so he snaps as he opens the door but just falls to his knees and cries when he sees Tommy.

Its been so long since he's seen his baby in person but he could never forget that little face. Its a face he's dreamed about for years, its a face he's grieved and its one he refused to ever let it slip from his mind.

He just pulls Tommy into his arms and hold him tight and just doesnt let go while Tommy just cries and rambles in his arms about freeing him and stuff.

Phil ends up kinda snapping out of it and explains that Techno isnt evil or hurting him, hes just been taking care of him ever since they got taken away.

Tommy doesnt really believe him and then Techno comes in after hearing about someone entering Phils office. He's obviously very scary to him and Phil gets protective but he's coaxed down and Phil soothes Tommy around Techno.

Maybe Phil demands they all go to his nest and as theyre settling Techno asks where Wilbur went off. Tommy says he stormed off into the snow after they argued about saving Phil and Phil gets very worried because his baby is now just out unattended in the snow.

Just as Technos comforting that he'll go get him personally someone knocks at the door. Its a guard and theyre reporting that blood was spotted in the snow with foosteps leading away from the castle.

Phil freaks out for real this time and Techno just pushes him into his instincts and tells Tommy to behave as he storms out the palace to get Wil.

Wil is just wandering the freezing woods bleeding and terrified as he hears the clopping of hooves in the snow. He looks back and just sees Techno so he freaks the fuck out and theres a massive chase.

Techno just chases him to exhaustion before grabbing him and scolding him for being so stupid. Wil gets snappy and just demands he kills him already since he's already taken Phil.

Techno decides to be a bit mean and say he has Tommy too now and that soon he'll have Wilbur as well. Maybe he guilts him over worrying them both so much and getting himself hurt.

Wilburs still terrified and gets dragged to the nest after a healing potion is poured over his leg so he can heal a bit. Phil is still deep in his instincts and kinda hoards Wil away from Techno for a bit before letting him close again.

Wi just watches on in horror as his dad just melts under Techno preening him. Hes scared and letting out terrified little chirps that just keep worrying Phil so Techno just pushes Wil into instincts as well.

Eventually they wake up and Wilbur freaks out again because of everything thats happened. Technos gone so he tries grab Tommy and leave but Tommy is obviously not gonna wanna leave Phil so soon after grabbing him and their argument wakes their dad.

Phil is obviously very skrunkly and gets upset at Wils hostility at him and maybe just breaks down when Wil calls him a bad dad that he wishes he never had.

Tommy just snaps at Wil because hes being a dick to their dad and he's made him cry and Wil just feels a lot of emotions. Hes scared, hes angry and he just feels so guilty about everything at the same time.

Techno comes in and soothes Phil after having to comfort Tommy that he's not gonna hurt him. Tommy just scowls at Wilbur the whole time and maybe Wil has a bit of a break down too and doesnt let anyone comfort him.

This obviously just upsets all the birds even more because Phil is sad he cant comfort his son and that his kid called him a bad dad, Tommy is mad at Wil for being so 'dramatic' and mean to Phil and its just all a lot of emotions.

Eventually Techno gets a reign back in on them and has breakfast brough in for them to eat. Tommy is very happy rambling at Phil as they get caught up in stuff and Phil just keeps crying because hes very skrunkly and thought his kids were dead.

Wilbur tries refuse food but Techno subtly threatens him into having at least a few bites of it before he sends Phil and Tommy out for a walk to start the day.

Phils a bit hesitant and flicks his eyes over to Wil but Techno just comforts him and tells him to go spend some time with one of his kids. Tommy is very eager so Phil just follows him and takes him to the gardens.

The door shuts and Techno just sits accross from Wil and lays down the rules. Tommy came willingly and is behaving so he gets treats like spending time with Phil. Wilbur fought and made Phil cry so now he has to spend time with Techno as punishment.

Wil obviously tries to fight but Techno just shoves him into his instincts and he's very frustrated about it.

Maybe this happens a few more times because he keeps misbehaving but he finally behaves good enough to have an afternoon with Phil.

Phils very nervous and is honestly kinda scared of Wil because of his reactions and how mean he can be but they end up bonding a little and Phil asks why hes so upset with him.

Wil just kinda snaps at him before breaking down and explains that he thinks Phil abandoned them for his new life with Techno and how he thinks that Techno stole his dad away and it just makes Phil cry too because he'd never do that.

Its a tonne of emotions but Phil tearfully explains the night they were taken and just explains to Wil that he'd never leave them like that and maybe a bit of darkness seeps in where he's like theyll never leave him like that again.

Either way its semi resolved but Wils still very bitter and generally scared because Phils been getting darker and darker as times passed on and he's gotten more stable.

He sees Techno and Phil whispering to each other in the nest when they think him and Tommy are asleep and generally he's just very sus of them.

It all kinda comes to a head when Tommy lets slip that their coronation as the princes is soon and they'll be formally revealed in like a week.

Wil freaks out again, maybe tries to run away but gets caught by Techno and Phil. Phil is uncharacteristically raging before just breaking down again and Techno has to comfort him while he flips between the two.

Technos also scolding him for trying to run and being so stupid and Wil is just crying from the whiplash of everything. Maybe just a full sobbing meltdown where he lets everything go and they kinda use it against him.

Techno just calmly explains to him that hes never leaving, that he'll be crowned prince whether he likes it or not and that sooner or later he'll be part of the family. He can fight all he wants but it'll all be for naught.

They waited and thought he was dead for 5/6 years, they'll wait however much longer for him to settle in.

#dory brainrots #dorys snippets #dory rambles #dark sbi #dark sleepy bois inc

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bizlybebo · 2 months

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Tide and Mark Winters

They're just two dads doing what they think is best for their kids

THEYRE. JUST. TWO. DADS. DOING. WHAT. THEY. THINK. IS. BEST. FOR. THEIR. KIDS. AUAUGUGUGUGGUGHHUGKRJKIELJKTNQKWIGKHY4IWORJGHBTJIQUTGKWIOEJGKRWHIOPGELKJEG

hold on i have an unfinished rant about dakota and mark from earlier that i decided to throw in the drafts cause i sound like a broken record in it. their rivalry means so much to me though.

i genuinely don’t think i’ll ever be okay again about dakota and mark actually.

you take these two people who are both immovable forces, and they’re on the opposite side of practically everything. young hero-in-training and an old weathered villain. rambunctious kid who makes mistakes and a father who’s just doing his best.

and they fucking hate each other.

dakota’s not a very hateful person. yeah, he can resent people’s actions, but he’s only truly hated very few people or things; that which can be classified as nearly 100% certain evil. something without a chance of redemption or rehabilitation. he had an entire character arc about facing his morals and learning to look past his kneejerk reaction of anger and vengeance.

but he hates mark.

they’re two people who absolutely cannot stand each other but they have one common goal, one thread that unites them: ashe.

they love ashe in different ways. mark is a father, and dakota is a best friend. they both know ashe so well and would do anything to save her.

mark just has different methods.

mark’s never known justice like dakota has. he’s never had the luxury of a hero training program. no matter what, the law will see him as what he is: a villain.

all mark cares about is bringing his kid back home, safe and alive. even if ashe hates him. even if ashe can never look him in the eye again. he just wants his kid back.

he’d kill, and has killed, for his child.

mark knows that he’s seen as an irredeemable monster, so he leans into it. used that as a shield.

despite this, though, there’s something.

a faint glimmer, a spark of hope.

dakota cannot stand mark. he thinks he’s cruel and immature and incapable of listening to anybody else, incapable of getting out of his own damn head.

but dakota still thinks mark can change.

i’ve talked about this specific thing before, but it still just. hits me so hard. i cant not talk about it.

dakota, who knows grief and guilt like no other, who went years knowing his heart was ticking on borrowed time, still thinks that mark can change.

he’s optimistic to a fault. he wants mark to turn over a new leaf, maybe with a new alias like soundwave instead of wavelength.

and mark still. tries. to kill him.

he couldn’t have known that dakota would be incorporeal. he couldn’t have predicted the bullets blazing right through his body and colliding with nothing.

dakota fights back with everything he has. a whole year of inaction and anger and regret that built up in his heart, and he’s finally got a place to direct it.

thats where i got too sad and had to finish the rant but oh my god. do you think that after everything mark would still do the Dad Thing when dakota falls asleep on the couch next to ashe and drape a blanket over the two of them. grrrrrrgrgrgrg they make me go feral

#vixen rambles #vixen answers #you dont need to read the rant btw; just another case of me using this as an excuse to ramble about jrwi pd cause GOD

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shadeslayer · 11 months

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We never get Murtagh and Thorn pov in Inheritance and he only speaks once, and Eragon says his voice is "surprisingly deep" if I remember right and I'm over here like ;~; I can't remember if he was forced to hatch but I do know the moment he did hatch it made Murtagh and Thorn mutual hostages essentially and I love the idea of them bonding despite that but possibly still holding resentment for each other. And honestly I don't know how many people are going to be willing to talk to Murtagh atm

he's a pretty well known figure next to a now dead king so hopefully it'll be a lot about the two of them, but I don't want to get both of our hopes up too high

deep voiced.... thorn baby boy i love you. also YEAH. like.... smh i dont remember when galbatorix got his true name but i imagine he had to have by the time hes getting thorn to hatch right? like he wouldnt have taken the risk of making a new rider unless he knew he had total control over them. but yeah like murtagh is 100% already controlled and at this point aside from the memory of eragon and nasuada he has nothing in the world to stop him really from even just killing himself to help eragon. giving him thorn was like. wow. what a play

giving the "nothing left to lose" murtagh thorn was like ....

kept murtagh alive by giving murtagh a reason to live, in the cruelest way possible

kept murtagh under control by making thorn galbs hostage

gave galb a new rider to his team (the main point of it all)

gave galb a new *dragon* under his control, via both hostage murtagh and iirc he knew thorns true name because galb had forced him to hatch and grow and he knew murtaghs name

galb pushing murtagh further down his path to darkness by tying him closer and closer in to morzan by making him a rider (& his "right hand" to an extent) like morzan was and exploiting murtaghs trauma from his father at the same time

i dont think murtagh ever wouldve killed himself though - one of the interesting things to his character particularly that u see when hes at his like... comparatively healthiest when hes with the varden & just leaving them in the first book, is he has this very deep and unerring desire to live. he sees himself (and tbh! mostly truthfully!) as someone no one trusts or can bring themselves to trust, and he doesnt go "im an evil person forever i should die" he goes "its bullshit and im being judged on bullshit standards and its not fair on me esp considering he beat the shit out of me too and i have the right 2 hate him and i really fucking hate him too. but since no one will let me into their home ill fucking find my own." and he just chooses more to like.. just strike out on his own and do his own thing. he seems interested in travelling, it feels? hes like a loner and a wanderer and its not even purely out of emoboy angst but more like "i get it. people hate me. ill have a life that makes me the happiest i can be, then. and that means avoiding people/people who know who i am. so i will do that" and we stan

gd yeah though its gonna fuuuuuucking suck being STILL Morzan 2.0 to everyone in alagaesia despite everything but tbh.... its not even that different (externally) from what he had before. hes probably just recognized more. i kind of like the open ended feeling of post-canon where theyre just left to do their thing and find their own healing together so im Interested in what the book has to say but dont worry cuz ive already got my whole fixit planned in my head of how he and thorn go off and have therapy and travel the world and he meets some nice girl in some far off place and they have a cabin in the woods together and all sorts of domestic fluff h/c recovery shit is happening

#anompolili

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shinkaishoujo103 · 5 months

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12 + 25 for saint spells mc 6 + 4 for izumi 2 for luca

have fun :3

(ask game here!)

hey everyone this is your daily reminder to download saint spell and play lucas route and maybe even bugbears route too for me pretty please please please plea(is dragged away) (/nf)

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

hahahaHAHAHA i see what youre doing neo. i see what youre doing./lh

my number 1 hc for mc is and will always be that theyre the fucking star in lucas fairytale period. reincarnation or smth happened idfk luca said it himself; the star came back as a new person, without remembering their past life. lets ignore how the star exclusively uses she/her pronouns (while mc can have any; but hey the change of pronouns can be a reincarnation thing) and just. and just look at some of the text through the lenses of this headcanon well IT MAKES SOOOO MUCH FUCKING SENSE. PLEASEYOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND (not directed at you neo you're the only one who understands me)

anyways toxic doomed love triangle you agree--(is dragged away again)

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

honestly at first i didnt think much of mc i mean they kinda were your average self insert mc so like. didnt immediately think of them as their own character and immediately got into the "theyre supposed to be me" mindset. but now? (quick glances at my fic) (evil smile) theyre my new favorite thing to torture....hehehehehe......ONE MILLION TIMELOOPS ATTACK!!!!!!! DOOMS YOU TO YOUR DUTY FROM YOUR PAST LIFE SO YOU MAKE YOURSELF GO THROUGH AN INFINITE TIMELOOP TO SAVE A GUY WHO SACRIFICED HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE YOU AND ITS ALL FOR LOVE!!!!!! anyways. im normal. (no)

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

...this question? for sena? are you serious neo. neo when i get you nEO I SWEAR IM GONNA GET YOU--/lh

anyways. mmmmmmmmmmmm

does having him in my head counts/j

ok more seriously...idfk tbh i refuse to see myself similar to him in any way whatsoever but i guess we're both stupid perfectionists. or smth. whatever/lh

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

oh...i swear i probably already thought about this but i fucking forgot. mh. you know what. saint spell and throw leo in there too so i can one million timeloops attack them. hey what if sena as luca and leo as mc au--(i am knocked out) WAIT OR EVEN VICE VERSA BOTH ARE SO GOOD THEY FIT BOTH ROLES. METHINKS

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

CLAPS MY HANDS AND JUMPS AROUND YAYAYAYAYYA

ohhhhh i dont know actually i absolutely love everything about his character and story its all so good......he was made for the angst lovers and its me im angst lover. me when my guys are doomed or whatever

its juuuust the way he recognizes he was a selfish and bad person alive and the way he was ready to sacrifice everything when the star died including giving away his own life and the way that doomed him to become a monster and not being able to have any control over it and doomed to simply disappear. forever. after his death. and maybe even be forgotten. but the way he DIDNT IMMEDIATELY DISAPPEAR AND A SLIVER OF HIS SOUL REMAINED FOR A BIT AND HE GOT TO MEET MC AND SPEND SOME LAST HAPPY MOMENTS WITH THEM AND!!!!!! and then theres our au. oughaughagh takes one million damages per second

...but or else hes also very handsome. anyways--

#saku mail #from neo

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musubiki · 3 years

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who did lime kill? and how does the eedt of the guild feel about it?

(this is all mostly beta so far, post-timeskip and actually closer to the end of the story) but umm...,,im not sure who he is yet..,.i know he knew cat-ears in the underground, probably another good fighter who was all the shit before lime got down there and swept the floor with him, and hes never forgive cat-ears since, so at the very least hes a member of the magic community, and a good fighter!!

after the cat-ears thing cleared up with mochi, some time later there was a bounty put on "cat-ears'" head, which was from this same guy looking for a real rematch (big pride i think, and also supposedly very rich?? rich enough to put a heavy bounty)

anyway mochi and lime go to have this rematch (lime wearing his cat-ears disguise), and whoops the guys ass again, but sometime during that fight or after, said guy figures out/realizes that this witch that cat-ears is protecting is the cat-witch, and so that becomes a new motive for him. not sure what he wants yet,,..to kill her?? take her power or try to?? sell her to the highest bidder????

anyway this guy - i have no idea what power he has yet - but he causes a lot of shit for mochi and lime. hes the one that uhh actually KILLS lime, the same episode where sulluvan shows up and mochis like "what are you doing here" and 5 seconds later lime gets..something.,,,,shoved through his body..,,sulluvan is there to take his soul to the afterlife and mochi has to delve into some shitty dark magic to save his ass and it corrupts her magic for a while (beta)

he also does/tries to do something to mochi, again not sure what yet but at the end of it she is not okay and the result was he is very hard to kill so he got away and she was terrified of him finding them again

after THAT fight, lime finds him instead. and the guy is kinda fucked up from mochis magic, but still alive and recovering, and he gives the whole villian monologue, blah blah you thought you could kill me but ill have my revenge, she cant run from me forever and when i find her im gonna do (insert evil fucked up deeds), she'll never be rid of me because she cant kill me blah blah

and after lime is like "yeah youre right, she cant kill you." and then summons his thunderbat, and cracks the guy in the jaw with it, and when towering over him he goes "...but i sure as hell can." and absolutely fucks the guy up beating the shit out of him. wont go into the gore but lets say lime is very thorough. maybe sulluvan shows up here too and lets lime know that he'll take care of the rest,,

when lime goes home mochi is feeling a little better, working on some spell to keep that guy away, and lime walks in with blood all over his bat (maybe some splattered on his face), and goes "You dont need to worry about that moch. hes not gonna bother us anymore." and she realizes

she asks him if hes alright but honestly, it wasnt a huge psychological damage to lime at all. tell her he guy almost - well, he DID kill him, hurt her, tried to keep hurting her, and everyone hates him so the guy deserved it and the world is a much better place without him. she gives him a tight hug anyway and a soft thank you

(as for the rest of the guild, shit theyre all on limes side too LMFAOOOOO they all love him by that time - yes even coco - and losing lime wouldve sucked for everyone. plus the fucker tried to hurt/did hurt/tried to kill mochi and NO ONE is okay with that. the guild backs him 100%. cocos a little jealous. when will i make my first kill, she says, and mochi says thats not funny pls shut up)

(its also worth noting that every member of the magic community is an outlaw - literally outside the law. they are free game for anyone to do anything to, its the wild west in the magic community. the gov doesn't give a shit if you kill each other, in fact they probably prefer it, so lime never faces consequences for that, and is also why mochi works so hard to protect herself and the people shoe loves because theres no help to be found within the community or outside of it)

#ANYWA!!!!! kinda long but #beta #this is one of the darker adventures #and one i probably wont talk too much about cuz its darker #by the first or second time you meet him youre alreadi (yeah fuck that guy)#again im not sure what his power is??#mage of something #again this is all beta so it might change or not be used at all #for sure at one point lime kills someone for either this reason or a very similar one #limes 'killed' coattails before but this was a lil different #either way hes okay with it #he tells mochi its 'and eye for an eye' he killed me i killed him #he didnt have a witch to save his ass but thats between him and god #mochi loves lime so much

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malfoys-demigod · 4 years

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“She is no longer a proud Slytherin to me.” D.M x Reader

Request from @the--queen-of-hell

-> OOOOH GURL.Hear me out. This isn't a request but if you like it feel free to use this!So, in the events of TDH, when the trio is taken to the manor, let's say reader is caught with them and brought to the manor. She's a slytherin but she fights against Voldemort..But she is also in a secret relationship with our beautiful Draco.So, Bellatrix tells the goons to take them all to the dungeon, including reader.Draco says that HE will be the one to take them, just so he can make sure that reader is fine.He tries his best to be convincing that he HATES them, so he grabs reader and pushes her around til they're in the dungeon.Omce theyre there, Draco starts worrying about her and asks her if he's hurt her, if she's okay... And while she reassures him that she is fine he pulls her close to him and presses a soft kiss on her forehead 🥺🥺🥺🥺BUT every one in the dungeon can see that, but he doesn care. HE WANTS HIS LOVE SAFE AND ALIVE. So he promises to help her...and the others... Escape.They both survive, and live happily together forever 🥺💚

Summary: During the Deathly Hallows, Y/N and the Golden Trio are being brought to the one place she wished to see on any other occasion, Malfoy Manor, to be held captive by Bellatrix and the Malfoys. Will Draco keep his guard and pretend he doesn’t care for you? Or will he save the person he loves the most in his life?

Word Count: 5.5k

A/N: I finally made this request! Thank you so much, for this lovely request.

Taglist: @the--queen-of-hell @bbeauttyybbx

There was an immeasurable secret that you have been deeply pledging to yourself to keep until the moment was right to let it all out. On no occasion was there a moment in time where you could shout it to the skies and feel as free as a bird. For the last six years, on no account has there ever been a moment where you could make it known that you were the secret girlfriend of Draco Lucius Malfoy. During this evil time of seventh year, perhaps the secret would stay forever to your heart, should the plan not go as expected for Team Harry.

There were times when you couldn’t stand keeping the secret. Seeing other couples, freely expressing their love to each other. The adorable yet minimal displays of affections that lovebirds could do with each other started to eat you up inside as the years flew by as you started to blossom into a young adult.

While you watched the simple things such as someone leaning down on their lover’s shoulder as a smile crept under their soft and light faces as the other held them tightly, squeezing the love out, you were sitting alone, with your friends, who probably had the same situation going, or didn’t happen to care about the things you were watching as you sat as far away from the one person you could be doing the things you were watching.

But, no.

You couldn’t watch a quidditch game with heart-shaped eyes as your favorite seeker flew from left to right, up and down.

You couldn’t agree to go on a date to Hogsmeade with any other boy, as you tried giving the most bizarre reasons that you could think of, letting all the boys assume that you were clearly uninterested in a romantic relationship during your Hogwarts life.

You couldn’t travel down to Malfoy Manor over the holidays, knowing you wouldn’t even receive a gift at home. sent from the Manor you dreamed of visiting.

You couldn’t shout that you were in love with Draco Malfoy.

Despite deeply knowing that it was highly unlikely to go public with the man you love, there have been times wherein you just couldn’t take it anymore. You knew how much this secret should be kept safe, but there were just times where it drove you out of your mind, wherein, yes, you knew, but you just weren’t in the right state of mind.

FLASHBACK

During the evening of Valentine’s day, every student, whether single or taken, were all having pleasant meals in the Great Hall. Love was truly in the air for most people. The moment the day had started, it was like everyone inhaled love potions created by who knows, as the day was considered a jolly and carefree day for all.

Smiles were growing from everyone’s faces as they either watched adorable couples hold hands, or be in the position of those couples, smiling as wide as possible as it was a day truly made for them.

This day could have been for you as well if the world knew of your romantic relationship with Draco.

Oh, the countless romantic things he could have done for you. He had never dated anyone seriously before but the secret flirting he had experienced with you could already explain how much of a suave and gentleman he could be.

So, as you watched couples playfully spoon feed each other and make tiny messes during the process, you internally groaned, resting your head on your cupped palm as your elbow placed some weight on the table.

You had finished only half of your dinner as everything about Valentine’s day had made you lose your appetite. Spending the day pretending to be something that you weren’t, felt like any other day that you have been going through for years. Today just made things more difficult for you since these couples were expressing their love more freely, making you yearn for the things they could do.

Sick and feeling more hopeless than usual, you slowly stood up from your table, dragging your eyes and feet away from every couple that you dreamed of being as you attempted to nonchalantly exit the Great Hall as if nothing bothered you.

This attempt was a complete failure through the sneaky eyes of Draco Malfoy who was silently watching you from the ends of the Slytherin table. He had been observing you quietly from his side of the Slytherin table, noticing and feeling the emotions from inside of you.

Ever since this morning, you had been utterly quiet during classes, either staring at people you didn’t know, or trying to get the sight of those people out of your head as you were focusing in class with an uncomfortable expression.

This obviously led to realizing that it was about the little holiday that lovers were currently celebrating. He knew that there were times when you wanted to shout to the world that you were proudly and madly in love with him. He felt the same, but he was more controlling of himself, not expressing to you that he wanted to do the same thing.

During meal time in the Great Hall, he came in early, and once you entered, he could already sense the emotions boiling in your system as you slumped on the table, looking like the saddest person in the castle as you tried ignoring your friends or giving them short answers if they tried talking to you.

As you ate, you tried giving yourself the slowest bites, giving more attention and focus on the deep thoughts you were thinking about. These deep thoughts led you to not finishing the remaining half of your plate and got you to abruptly stand up from the table and exit the Great Hall, being the first one to end her meal time.

Draco obviously wanted to follow. He counted to a good ten seconds in order not to seem suspicious about following you out of the Great Hall. When ten seconds were over, he told his gang not to follow him as he had, ‘the bad stomach.’ Knowing that nobody wanted to hear that while they were eating, they told him to rush out, telling him not to worry about it.

When he stood up, he watched his own actions as he smoothly briskly walked out of the Great Hall, hoping to catch up with the girl of his dreams. If he had the Astronomy tower to hide and let out his emotions, you had the Black Lake.

You were staring at your sad reflexion by the waters of the Black Lake. It was cold outside but this didn’t matter to you anymore as the sadness had clouded your mind and body.

Watching your reflection by the waters was something you only did when you were either sad or in deep thinking. Tonight you were both.

You crept down, touching the water with a single finger, causing a ripple that made small movements, resulting in your reflection to move as well. Usually this would make you grow a smile on your face but you were too sad to do that.

Sighing, you said, “When will this end?” You asked yourself.

Then, a platinum blonde hair had started creeping up behind your reflection, standing behind you with a small smile. “When this is all over, you know that.”

You stood up, turning around to see your boyfriend Draco remove his Slytherin scarf from his neck, “Wouldn’t want to see you freezing, love.” He said, wrapping the scarf around your neck gently.

“I can’t wear this forever, you know people will know, the green apple scent, the fact that I didn’t leave my dorm with a scarf, everything.” You declined the gesture, unwrapping the scarf from your neck.

As you were doing this, Draco frowned, placing his hands on your neck to prevent you from completely removing the scarf from your neck. “Wear it for now, please, we’re still outside.”

“I won’t be for long,” you said, removing his hands from your neck as you completely removed the scarf, something he tried avoiding, as you were prepared to leave the scene.

Draco stepped to the side, guarding you from leaving him as he looked at you with a careful look on his face. “You’re here for a reason, and I would like to know why.”

“It’s nothing, I just wanted some fresh air.”

“If I’m not mistaken, dear, I think I heard you ask yourself when this secret of ours would end. Correct?”

“No, because technically I didn’t say that. You don’t know if the question is under the same context as what I was thinking.”

“What else could you be asking yourself what would end? Our relationship?” Draco asked, pouting, knowing that you wouldn’t dare question that.

“Of course not, you fool,” you rolled your eyes, “Okay so maybe I might have been asking when keeping our secret could come to an end. So, what? I always ask this.”

Draco crossed his arms, giving you a smirk as he knew the reason why you were being so odd today. You looked at him with a confused look, wondering why he was smirking.

“But it’s not always Valentine’s Day.” He truthfully said, catching you off guard as your eyes widened, seeing that Draco had gotten the answer right.

You sighed, looking down at your shoes, “I just can’t stand how we could have been spending our time together like every lovebird today. I can’t stand how we have to keep us a secret.”

Draco slightly frowned, knowing exactly how you felt. He placed his hands on your shoulders, tilting his head for you to see his face despite looking down at the ground.

“Y/N/N, my dear, look at me,” he begged, making you look up at him with a sad face, “We’re starting to live in mad times. You know that. Once everything is all over, we can live our lives freely. Hang on right, okay? This is going to be some bumpy road along the way. As long as you keep your faith in us, we will get there. Can you be a patient little lovebird for me?”

You playfully rolled your eyes after hearing him call you a ‘little lovebird’ but still nodded in agreement, making Draco chuckle and smile at your response, saying, “That’s my girl,” then placed a small and quick kiss on your forehead. “Happy Valentine’s Day, love.”

“Happy Valentine’s Day, Draco.” You greeted back. Then turned around to see some students leave the Great Hall and enter the corridors despite being a little bit far away from the castle. “Would you mind if I left first to not make anything suspicious?”

“Of course, ladies first, dear.” He said, encouraging you to walk away. “See you around, you know I’ll keep an eye on you from afar, yeah?”

“Always,” you smiled, then turned around, running off to the castle, pretending that nothing happened, which slowly broke your heart a little bit.

Draco huffed in sadness as he realizes he had to do the same thing when it was his turn to leave the lake and return to his dorm. “We’ll get there,” he muttered to himself.

From there on, Draco and you had continued keeping the secret, whether either of you were weak to your knees or capable of being as strong as possible.

Through your ups and downs, the both of you had managed to have sealed lips every day. To make things easier, Draco had set up more secret meetings with you, to keep the love in the air as strong as possible.

These secret meetups were either in the Astronomy Tower, the Black Lake, or any secret place that nobody was seen occupying or passing through frequently. These times together were the only times you could express actual love to the person you pretended to see as a stranger.

Unfortunately, the battle between You-Know-Who and Harry Potter only became more intense than ever during your seventh year. This tension between the two of them had been going on for quite some time and the actual battle had to come sooner or later, and it did arrive, during your final year at Hogwarts.

You couldn’t imagine how badly things ended up for it was a traumatic experience for you and Draco to be in different teams of the battle, challenging the relationship the two of you had shared for the last few years.

When the tension had risen during the first of seventh year, Draco had secretly told you that this was the ultimate thing the two of you had prepared for mentally, emotionally, and physically. Forget the secret meet ups, forget the jealousy of wanting to be like other couples, forget it.

There was no time for either of you to hold each other tightly while the battle went on. Despite being a pureblood Slytherin, you went your separate ways as you were with the Golden Trio, fighting against You-Know-Who.

So there you were in the dark night along with the Golden Trio as fellow death-eaters had grabbed a hold of the four of you as they forced you into walking towards the place that you had always wanted to visit in your life.

Malfoy Manor.��

This was certainly not the way you had wanted your first visit in your boyfriend’s house to be like but what could you do? You would rather go insane and be sent to Azkaban than become a death-eater and hold the most gruesome meetings in Malfoy Manor, serving the Dark Lord himself in plotting against Harry Potter and Hogwarts.

As you were taking a look of the Manor you had once dreamt of, there seemed to be a figure by the gates, jumping happily and crazily as the figure had seen a glimpse of four teenagers walking towards the gates with death-eaters.

“Woo-hoo!,” said the voice in a high-pitched manner, “Walk faster, I’d like to see the look on their precious faces.”

Getting closer to the gates, you saw Bellatrix Lestrange as her whole outfit from top to bottom was all in black. Her hair seemed to be the messiest hair you had ever seen, looking as if she hasn’t had the experience of brushing it properly, only to make it as messy as possible.

With her hand sticking out of the gate, she pointed at Harry, who was to your left. The death-eater dealing with him smirked and forcefully pushed Harry towards the gates where Bellatrix grabbed him by the shirt.

She scanned up quickly, as her eyes flew up and down Harry, grinning crazily as possible, probably thinking of something horrible to do with him. She let out a small laugh, “Get. Draco.” she whispered, making Hermione grunt in anger as she tried removing the tight grip the death dealer assigned to her had on the girl.

Your eyes widened upon hearing the familiar name that she had mentioned. It was only a matter of time for Draco to appear in this situation. After all, this was his house, so it was obvious that he had to be there.

As Harry was still up-close in front of the maniac Bellatrix, the madwoman extended her arm, holding a tight grip on Harry’s shirt, followed by the death-eaters who were doing the same to you, Hermione, and Ron, tightening their grips on the three of you as they watched Bellatrix nod, giving them a signal they had been prepared to do.

You were all apparated into the interior of Malfoy Manor. It was quite uneasy after being apparated for the first time. You stumbled a bit, causing to lose balance but gained it in a few seconds as your eyes were now making themselves familiar with the new surroundings you were in.

Scanning around the unfamiliar manor, there was a grand white fireplace that had no fire in it, there were tables, and other furniture placed by the sides, giving the whole middle area of the room enough space to move around freely.

This must have been the lively living room that Draco had mentioned to you before.

Speaking of Draco…

As Bellatrix had pushed Harry down to the floor, grunting and breathing in pain, there happened to be a group of footsteps, casually walking towards you and the rest of the captives. Despite not looking up yet to see the faces of the people who were walking towards you, you exhaled nervously, knowing the possibility of knowing one of the owners of one of the footsteps.

Carefully, you looked up to see Draco Malfoy, now standing tall in front of you, wearing his trademark of an outfit. He was wearing his black suit gracefully as his parents were wearing the same color, so was Bellatrix. His eyes were on you for a second, and it seemed like there was a mixture of fear and anger as he gave you a quick look.

Holding himself properly, he then turned his view to Harry as Bellatrix aggressively pulled him up, now kneeling and still breathing in pain. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy were too looking at the boy who lived, judging him with such distaste and superiority as if their lives depended on it. They motioned the death-eaters of Hermione and Ron to pull them to their side, pushing them to the other side of the room.

Forgetting to wonder why they didn’t have you pulled to the other side as well, your eyes were still glued on Draco despite the fact that he was now looking at Harry with the same judgemental eyes as his parents, but there was only a small hint of nervousness or confusion in him.

Bellatrix started to grow impatient as the Malfoy’s were just staring at the person she had been holding tightly. “Well?” she reminded, pushing herself to continue with the smile she had on her face.

Draco scanned Harry, up and down quickly, “I can’t be sure,” he shakily replied to his aunt.

“Draco,” Lucius warned him, walking towards him as he held him by the neck, shaking him slightly as Draco looked uncomfortable with the situation, causing himself to look down to the ground, “Look closely.”

Then Lucius turned back to Narcissa for a quick second, then back to Draco, still holding him in the neck, “If we want to hand Potter to the Dark Lord, everything will be forgiven! We will all be as it was, don’t you understand?” he pleaded with Draco, trying to get a nod from his son, who only could give a small shaky nod as he was looking closely yet terrifyingly at his father.

“Now we won’t be forgetting who actually caught him, I hope, Mr. Malfoy?” said one of the death eaters with an insulting attitude.

Lucius didn’t bother look to see who had insulted him as he looked away, scolding, “Don’t you dare talk to me like that in MY OWN HOUSE-”

Narcissa rushed to her family’s side, holding his husband, pleading, “Lucius,” she whispered, managing to hold and walk him a few steps backwards, leaving a more terrified Draco, inhaling and exhaling quicker.

You were desperately holding yourself from going to him, comforting him and telling him that everything was going to be alright even though the chances of that were really difficult to talk about at the moment since you were now in the hardest situation in your life so far. ‘

But Bellatrix spoke before you could think more about Draco, “Don’t be shy, sweetie,” she encouraged her nephew, having him walk slowly closer to her and Harry, “Come over,”

Draco knelt down, closing some space between him and Harry, feeling uncomfortable.

“Now, if this isn’t who you think it is and we call him, he’ll kill us ALL. We need to be absolutely sure.”

Draco analyzed the boy in front of him, seeming slightly confused aside from being overly terrified. “What’s wrong with his face?”

“Yes! What IS wrong with his face?” Bellatrix asked, sounding actually curious.

“He came to us like that,” spoke a death eater, “Something he picked up in the forest.”

“Right,” Bellatrix whispered to herself, then turned around to Hermione and Ron, “Was it you two?” she pointed at them with her wand. The two of them remained silent, watching Bellatrix carefully as they were still being held tightly by the death eaters.

Draco’s eyes were now glancing at you, now that Bellatrix wasn’t able to see that his attention was now on you. He remained the same, just looking at you heavily as if he was trying to mentally tell you something. You looked at quietly, with soft eyes as if you wanted to tell him, ‘Oh, Draco’ with a sigh.

But seeing that the two of them did not give her an answer, she turned back to you, as you were still by Harry’s side. “Or how about you, dear Y/L/N?”

Surprised, you asked, “You know me?”

“Course I do, little miss Y/L/N, pureblood Slytherin, daughters to respected death eaters who I’d pay good galleons to see the looks on their faces if they were here to see how disappointed and embarrassed they’d be if they were in the same room with their selfish little blood traitor daughter of theirs!”

Embarrassed but at the same time angered at the words coming from her mouth, you silently looked down to the ground, muttering to yourself that you needed to keep yourself together from lashing out and making things worse. You held your words from coming from your mouth, closing your mouth strongly.

There was a slight angered emotion in Draco’s eyes as he was pained to hear what his aunt said about you. If this was like any normal day, he would hex a nasty spell at whoever dared say something cruel to the nicest person he had in his life. Still kneeling down facing Potter, Draco slowly started removing his wand, trying to stop the temptation of hexing that spell on his aunt.

Thinking that Draco was pulling his wand for other reasons, Bellatrix happened to have a lightbulb switch on above her head, giving her an excellent idea.

“Give me a wand,” she said, now looking at Hermione, “I wanna see what her last spell was,” she demanded.

Hermione turned around stiffly, watching Bellatrix walk past her, as she was in the process of getting a wand. Bellatrix started laughing, pointing at Hermione, “Ah, got you!”

She continued laughing again, taunting Hermione, as she looked so happy to see that all was going well again now. The smile on her face eventually dropped when she looked forward, seeing what was in front of her with a shock on her face.

“What’s that?” she asked in curiosity mixed with fear.

She was looking at a sword, which was held by a death eater, who seemed not so scared yet nonchalant about his situation.

“Where’d you get that from?”

“It was in her bag, when we searched her,” he truthfully replied, “Reckon it’s mine now.”

Without hesitation in her system, Bellatrix waved her wand, vanishing the death eater that had been holding the sword, as it was now in her hands. Hastily, she then choked the two other death eaters with the wave of her wand, putting them in fear.

You were also in fear yourself just by witnessing the madness your boyfriend’s aunt had in her. The Golden trio as well were also watching with terror in their eyes, not knowing what to do as they were standing, frozen like an ice sculpture.

“Get out!,” Bellatrix demanded, showing the death eaters that she had choked, away from the living room. They were limping, trying to get away as fast as they could.

“Sissy,” she said, walking past by her sister who was pointing her wand at the two, to make sure that they wouldn’t do anything as Bellatrix was now walking towards her. Bellatrix held Ron’s shirt tightly, as he looked at her with fright in his eyes since we were ever so close to Bellatrix, “Put the boys in the cellar!” she demanded.

Narcissa followed her sister’s command, pushing Ron and now Harry to death eaters who were about to show them the way to the cellars.

Bellatrix went to Hermione, “I’ll have a little conversation with this one,” she said, “Girl to girl!” she shouted, giving off the same closeness as what she did with Ron.

Thinking Bellatrix had forgotten about you, you looked at Draco for a fast second, who looked at you back with suspense, knowing exactly what you were about to do. He tried giving you small, pleading eyes, trying not to be obvious, but mentally begging you to not do what he thinks you’re about to do didn’t work. You shook off the death eater that was still holding you, walking right to Bellatrix.

“I don’t think so, Bellatrix,” you warned her, which made the death eaters assigned to Harry and Ron stop from bringing them to the cellar. “You’ll have to include me in this little conversation of yours before you could lay a hand on my friend.”

Feeling like she was threatened, Bellatrix turned to you with such rage in her eyes. She raised her wand, preventing you from walking closer to her, “Uh, uh, uh,” she warned you, causing you to stop walking, “Stay where you are, Y/L/N, you’re welcome to join our conversation, that is, before I-”

“That’s enough of this monstrosity!” Draco demanded.

Bellatrix lowered her wand slightly from you, looking slightly surprised that her nephew found the courage to actually speak now, since he was quite quiet earlier.

“Is there a problem, Draco?”

Draco nodded, looking at you with wrath, “Of course there is, it’s the audacity of this blood-traitor to talk to you in such a bloody way.” he said, pointing at you with such disgust.

Bellatrix flashed a proud smile at her nephew, placing her wand down to give a nod in agreement, “Why, you’re absolutely right, dear, Draco!” she said, playing around as she walked towards him to pat him in the back, “I suppose you can agree that she deserves a proper lesson from me?”

“Let me handle that for you, aunt.” he replied, giving Bellatrix a mischievous smirk, “I am far more disgusted to be in the same room as this blood-traitor. I stopped considering her an ally and a person worthy of respect and prestigiousness the moment she decided to humiliate her proud, well-known name. She is no longer a proud Slytherin to me.”

“Oh?” Bellatrix asked, letting out a fake gasp as she looked at your ‘hurtful’ face.

“You have no right-” you were interrupted when Draco advanced forward, pushing you as his grip was now on your arm, “Shut up, blood-traitor,” he scolded, “They are all going down to the cellar on my command now. I will teach them all a lesson.”

Draco thought he successfully won the argument as he started motioning for you and the boys to move when Bellatrix yelped an, “Ah!”

Everyone including you and Draco turned around to see that Bellatrix was holding onto Hermione, who looked like she was whimpering in internal fear.

“I believe this mudblood and I are going to have a conversation, the rest of the blood-traitors can go with you, Draco.” she held Hermione now in the shoulder, waving away Draco and the death-eaters.

“Very well,” he nodded, “Onto the cellars, you filthy rats.” he said, pushing you.

While walking away from the living room, you managed to turn around to give Hermione an encouraging look on your face as she was now about to have a little conversation with one of the most psychotic wizards alive.

She tried giving you the same encouraging look considering that you too, were about to go through some serious things as well. Although, something told you that with Draco’s stellar performance of pretending to despise you, you were going to be taken cared of well.

So you gave Hermione another facial expression before turning back, it was a slight frown at her, realizing that you were leaving a good friend of yours in serious trouble while you were probably saved from that kind of treatment.

The short trip to the cellar was quite quiet on your hand. Harry and Ron were speaking of horrible things about Draco to each other, knowing perfectly well that Draco could hear them.

Walking down to the cellars, Draco looked at the death eaters handling the boys and nodded, “I can take it from here.”

They simply nodded, walking back up the stairs to return to living room. Draco painterly waited for them to be out of sight as his eyes were watching the shadows of the death eaters starting to vanish.

When their shadows were long gone, Draco let out a huge sigh, dropping the superior aura he had been carrying all day long as he slouched, opening his arms to envelope you tightly into a massive hug.

“Oh, my dear, my dear, I missed you!” He confessed.

You hugged him back, rubbing his back as he started inhaling and exhaling with such pace. “I missed you more, Draco, are you alright?” You asked, pulling away from him, cupping his face with one hand.

He smiled, raising his hand to hold your hand which was softly rubbing his cheek now. “I’m not the same without you. I could ask you the same, please, are you hurt?” He sounded so cautious, looking at you, up and down to scan if you were alright.

“I’ve had better days,” you joked, causing him to smile.

“I know,” he said, “But honestly, my love, I have missed you. I couldn’t stop thinking of every worse situation that could have happened to you. Every night, I pray to Merlin, asking him to keep you safe and alive. I-I have nightmares of you, getting hurt, and not being able to save you, and it pains me, Y/N, I can’t lose you, okay? I’m so fortunate that you’re here alive. I would be so lost without you, I don’t think I could keep this up anymore had I known you were gone.”

You felt like your heart had just melted as your-not-so-secret boyfriend confessed his love to you in front of the most important people of the battle. If you could see your exact reaction to what Draco had just said, it was like the most sincere puppy eyes you could give him. It was like you were about to tear up and wail like a pained animal.

Placing your hands on your cheeks, you melted, “Aw, Draco,”

Draco, without thinking twice, pulled you in, closing the space between the two of you as he hugged you even more tighter than the first hug you gave each other just a few seconds ago. He rubs your back this time, softly stroking it carefully as he remained silent, knowing it was your turn to confess your feelings to him.

“I don’t want you to ever think about the worse things happening to me, okay? We will get through this together. We are a team, remember? It’s just you and me forever, Draco. I think about you every second of my life and I will never stop doing that because you and I are meant to be, forever. We need to continue watching each other’s backs, okay? We’re the only way we can keep going in life. When I’m far away from you, just remember I’m always in your heart. You got that, Dray?”

“Mhm,” he replied, covering his face on your shoulder, to hide the emotions he was displaying from Harry and Ron, who were shockingly witnessing a relationship that was kept a secret for years and now had gone public.

Pulling away, he wrapped one arm around you, so he could turn to the shocked Harry and Ron and quietly said, “I will help all of you,” he muttered, “I will help all of you escape.”

“Thank you, Malfoy,” Harry whispered, giving a nod of respect to Draco, who looked at you with a small smile on his face.

This was certainly not the ideal way to publicly reveal yourselves as a couple but the love couldn’t keep you and Draco Malfoy from hiding the secret another minute or two longer. The separation the two of you had ever since the battle had started getting more intense had made it harder for the two of you to see each other, or even communicate by owl.

Seeing each other after such a long time made it very clear that it was time to show everyone what they have been missing for years as the two of you had let go of the very secret you both swore to keep shut until it was the right time.

Smiling, you looked up to see your boyfriend seem very eager with his word. Knowing that you were looking at him, he turned to you with a relieved smile. He slightly towered down with his head, kissing you in the forehead, which made you giggle slightly, knowing that he enjoyed giving you small forehead kisses.

Perhaps sometimes love can be unpredictable when it comes to time.

#Draco Malfoy x Reader

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ANIME & MANGA I HAVE BINGED IN THE LAST MONTH: May 2021

I've Been Hunting Slimes for the Past 300 Years and Now Ive Maxed Out My Level: incredibly long name aside, cute af slice of life that suffers Same Face Syndrome. I'm still happy to watch it because of how feel good and fluffy it is though, Im probably gonna forget about it in two or three years tho. 8/10.

Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro: I found out this was a webcomic first and suddenly all the HORNINESS made so much more sense. A Femdom, Degradation, Humiliation, Dacryphilia Bullies to Lovers story disguised as a high school rom-com which, I'm not going to lie, misses SKEEVY CITY by mere inches on a regular basis. However, I'm a Dom/Switch and this entire relationship sets off my dom brain center like New York City just shy of midnight. So if you're into that sort of scene, this anime is for you. If not, it's still fascinating but you're probably gonna be a little put off by how mean the Girl!Bully is to the guy MC. Unless you find out something about yourself, in which case, congrats! Stay safe, sane, consensual, and learn about the traffic light system on top of safe words, I promise you'll have a better life in general after that. Still Ongoing, currently 10/10.

Fruits Basket: IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS ANIME SO MUCH???? The original anime came out when I was in... I think middle school and my parents were really strict on what I watched so I never got to experience the first wave and I never bothered to watch the show ever after I moved out of the house years later. However, now that I'm much older I honestly can say this is one of my favorite anime to date, and all the characters are charming, lovable, with their own problems that I can connect to or sympathize with, and I love the MC which is always a treat tbh. Except Akito. Akito can suck a sandpaper dick. I'm only on S2 tho so no spoilers! Anime 11/10.

Monster Girl Doctor: went in thinking it was gonna be a monster girl who's a doctor with a homoerotic assistant (her name is SAPPHY okay sue me for thinking it) and ended up watching the entire dubbed harem series. Honestly, I've seen worse and this one has consistent follow-through on interesting characters and backstory enough for me to shove aside the blatant under-monstrousness of the female monsters and the harem-ness of everything else. Dubbing is honestly really good, which is a treat, and the monster designs are not the worst and the MC is tolerable. Honestly, I don't mind having watched it! The mix of cgi and the traditional animation together work pretty strangely though, and it often doesn't flow super well. 7.5/10

So I'm a Spider, So What: Dubbed version which honestly isn't that bad. Took me a bit to get into it, but after realizing that it's got a mismatched timeline a la The Witcher, it made so much more sense. Heavily done in cgi, and you can definitely tell between the 2D and 3D animations, but not the worst in the world. I went in not expecting much but it ended up being an Issekai I can stand and even enjoy. On god has a decent story... with the spider. I'd be a liar if I didnt say I skipped some of the human parts just to get back to the best part of the show. 8/10.

Somali and the Forest Spirit: I'm so fucking nostalgic for this thing it makes me want to go and hug my dad. About a human girl under threat of being eaten with a monster-dominated world. Very obvious "humans fear what they don't understand" message but instead of the humans learning tolerance it's what happens when they get annihilated first so like, kudos for the mangaka for having the guts to do that. I cried like a baby regularly. It's really good, I watched the dub and ID WATCH IT AGAIN!!! 9/10.

To Your Eternity: Oh my god. O h my g o d. Fell in love on the first episode, ngl. About if an immortal being learned how to be a person from scratch. I love it. HOWEVER. Keep a box of tissues on you at all times because you're gonna need them. I'm only on EP7 because that's all that's out right now but just know. I love it. Not for everyone but certainly for my "what do we define as human and the human condition" ass. 12/10.

Those Snow White Notes: A sports anime without any sports. About shamisen playing which is cool because I never realized how cool this instrument was??? Its neat af. OP1&2 are by Burnout Syndrom so know theyre fire. Gonna be real, its pretty alright, but not extraordinary. You can tell they were using the characters as archetypes rather than actually characters which kinda kills a lot of the emotional value you could've had, but I'm still gonna watch it. It doesn't make me cringe as hard as other sports anime tho so I consider it toptier in that regards but if you're a big sports anime fan you might be bummed out by it. Every single musical performance is INCREDIBLE tho. A solid 8/10.

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun: THE ART OMFG IT'S SO GORGEOUS. Listen, if you took coptic markers and gave them an animation budget with some manga panel direction thrown in there, that's this anime. It's beautiful. Gorgeous. I'm in love with the aesthetic every second. Story? Really good. Characters? I love the MC and his evil little twin brother asshat. Demons? Not super imaginative but I'm carrying on happy as can be anyways. Dubbing? A bit shaky at times but I found the voices charming if a little off for some of them. I'm already waiting for the second season with popcorn at the ready. 10/10.

Prison School: I watched this directly after Hanako-kun and it was like I got slapped in the face by sweaty unwashed titties and some fedora wearing schmuck's piss kink. No character is likable or redeemable. I finished it, but at what cost? 2/10 and only because a character shit his pants and I laughed.

Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle: watched this right after Prison School and it was NECESSARY tbh. Its so CUTE and honestly, im not even kidding you, the fucking funniest anime I've seen in months. I watched the dub and the VAs are having the time of their lives working on this anime not just giving it their all but literally just going ham. Its great. If I read this im sure id be bored outta my mind but the VAs giving it a joyous performance make it an insta fave for me tbh. 9/10.

Sk8 the Infinity: i watched the dub with my bro and I can confirm that its a spectacular show because we both loved it and we have vastly different tastes. Incredibly SUSPENSFUL AND STRESSFUL for an anime about skateboarding but we finished it in a single sitting tbh. The last episode is not dubbed for some reason but we still loved it. Like if Free! was less obnoxious but the only fan-service here is Joe ♡ a beefcake who owns my lesbian heart. I think there's exactly one named female character tho and I legit couldn't tell you what it was if there was a gun to my head. So, over all, 9.5/10.

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: I'm going to be entirely honest, I went in thinking it was going to be a boring isekai of no value. I was right about the Isekai part. It was honestly pretty interesting and focused on nation building like you're playing civilization rather than the usual "Get Stronger" narrative or "Get Some Pussy" narrative most isekais take which is delightfully refreshing. Granted there are flavors of that in this which means it doesn't alienate the big isekai watchers out there, but it's not the whole dish and it doesn't make me want to cringe the same way others do. You've got a slime MC just vibing and building a nation of monsters nbd. Does lose points for making the female monsters more humanoid than their male counterparts but makes them back by only doing perfunctory fan-service and nothing that makes me want to cry... except the butt sumo episode but in fairness it was all a terrible dream. Literally, the MC refuses to dream anymore after that. solid animation, decent voice acting, decent story, made me realize how HUGE this is in the Light Novel community???? There's like 18 fucking novels and that's WILD. 8.5/10.

MANGA:

Spirit Photographer Saburo Kono: a one shot special by the mangaka of The Promised Neverland! Honestly a really delicate touch of both super creepy and really touching, and I'm not gonna lie I'm bummed that this isn't a bigger project but the single chapter makes it a good taste for their style. I've been wondering if I wanna read/watch The Promised Neverland and now I think I will. 10/10

Deranged Detective Ron Kamonohashi: from the mangaka of Hitman Reborn comes this Sherlock and Watson derivative! Not even 20 chapters out yet with a sort of spotty schedule, I honestly love it even thought it's exactly as you expect. HOWEVER. Kamonohashi the "Sherlock" character uses mental pressure to kill all confirmed murderers and it's up to Toto the "Watson" character to save all those people before Kamonohashi kills them! It's just recently introduced a "Moriarty" family of crime lords (not a big spoiler don't worry it was obvious) so the tension surrounding Ron's past is amping up rn. Personally, I think the art is GORGEOUS, the characters engaging, and the story quick enough to keep my interest. Most mysteries are solved within a chapter or two so you're not stuck 20 chapters into one locked room mystery which is just peachy tbh. RN, 10/10. If this gets an anime, I anticipate a legion of fangirls who ship the two main characters along with their many friends. I've been alive too long to believe otherwise.

Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro: Yeah I read the manga after I watched the show. A slower build than the anime, but it works for the format, if theyd done the same with the show then I don't think it wouldve done as well. Honestly? Cuter tbh but just as horny. You dont start really LEARNING about your character until like, chap 65 tho and no real "drama" happens until like 75. A good chunk of the chapters are like 8pgs so its a breeze to get through. I love these slow burn idiots of the century. 9.5/10 because you can DEFINITELY tell the mangaka does hentai too.

Yugen's All-Ghouls Homeroom: one-shot by the mangaka for Food Wars, it's no wonder there's this constant perviness from the MC, a guy who can see and exorcise spirits. Takes place at an all girl's finishing school with KICK ASS monsters tbh, kinda bummed its not longer. The MC? Blatant monsterfucker who is also a CONFRIMED monsterfucker???? Idk i vibe with that single emotion. Everything else is hit or miss. 7/10 for monsters and cool concept, lost points for the MC very pointedly being okay with admitting he'd wait for the teenagers to be adults tho. Creepy af. Could live without that.

Hell's Paradise: I finished the entire 127chps in 3 days and I was really enthusiastic about it 90% of the time thinking about how deep it was and then I actually thought about it and I ended up being very neutral about the whole thing tbh. The art is fantastic tho, but DEFINITELY deserving of the M rating. Tits. Tits everywhere. But not tits to be ecchi over, no, monster hermit tits on beautiful women-ish figures. Now generally I give that a pass but a huge theme in the story is that men and women are "no better than one or the other" but like, lady tits are what you see 99% of the time. Men tits are few and far between. I call bullshit on most of the "deep" themes is what I'm saying, so it's like the mangaka was trying for those deep thoughts but missed the margin a little too far for my preference. That being said, the MC is a married man who loves his wife which automatically makes him my favorite character so like... idk so many good things, so many misses, but overall really spectacular themes and imagery. Unique but classic all at once. It's getting an anime and I have NO IDEA how much censorship they're gonna be doing but they're going to be doing SO MUCH. Oh yeah, and one guy is a plant/human hybrid who fucks a 1000 year old plant-hermit which makes him a canon monster fucker. And one canon non-binary character who I, a nonbinary, actually like. So like... gosh I've got mixed feelings. 8.5/10.

Choujin X: From Sui Ishida, mangaka to the mega hit Tokyo Ghoul comes this brand new manga!... Of one chapter, lol. Not really binge-y because it's just the one chapter out right now but I'm already keeping my eye on it. The grasp on anatomy in the art is PHENOMENAL and you can see Ishida flexing his art skill which is great. Can't give a true rating but I'm giving it a tentative 9/10 because I'm excited to see more.

Shag&Scoob: technically not a manga, its an ongoing webcomic I binged an subscribed to in one day and I just think it deserves more attention. Starts off funny with "what if Scooby Doo had a gun" and has been led to "what if all cartoons are aliens that survive and receive their powers by the humans that love them in an epic war with Martians." On god, its good. I finished the current series in a couple hours so it's a breezy read, highly recommend it. 9/10.

To Your Eternity: Yeah I watched the anime and then finished all current 143 chapters in like 3 days. GOD IM WEAK. I don't buy physical manga unless I know I want to remember the story forever and I'm already budgeting for the current books out. Yeah, this is a good series. That being said, definitely not for the faint of heart or those who suffer under common triggers like suicide, molestation, death, etc. It's all framed as bad and necessary to the story don't get me wrong, but it's there and has lasting affects on the characters. Incredible story telling by the creator of A Silent Voice. Keep tissues nearby at all times. 12/10.

#i've been killing slimes for 300 years and maxed out my level #don't toy with me miss nagatoro #spirit photographer saburo kono #fruits basket #deranged detective ron kamonohashi #yugen's all-ghoul's homeroom #monster girl doctor #so i'm a spider so what #somali and the forest spirit #to your eternity #jigokuraku #hell's paradise #choujin x #shag and scoob #toilet bound hanako kun #prison school #sk8 the infinity #that time i got reincarnated as a slime

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post-modern-prometheus · 3 years

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these are gonna get longer the more i get ehehehe

ok so basically it's back to the future... two.

like peter has something that lets him run to an alternate timeline?? idfk but we talked ab this kinda one day but then the next day i had band class and we layed on the floor in the auditorium in the dark for an hour and a half listening to music bc Tradition so i had a lot of time to think so here we go- with what i can remember cuz i cant find where i wrote it down bc i forget which day it was.

basically evil erik. kinda like supreme leader woo woo. and alternate timeline peter- pietro- is like his, in the words of evan peters, 'little minion'. bc he's just trying to make his dad love him :'( so peter gets there and is freaked the FUCK out. so he runs away to the xmen mansion... which is a pile of rubble. he's absolutely devastated but then boom someone knocks him on the head.

he wakes up and he's like woah! holy shit! never thought id be so happy to see scott. cuz all his friends are there. but theyre not as happy to see him as he is to see them. they, obviously, think he's evil peter. and he's like yeah. so i'm not. just get charles in here, he can read my mind and prove it. they're like. buddy charles is dead how dare you bring that up... esp since your dad killed him. and peter's like PARDON???? ERIK???? KILLED CHARLES??????????? but then hes like ok well you still gotta believe me. i'm me and not him okay-

and then a voice from the shadows is like "i believe him" and peter freezes because he hasn't heard her voice in YEARS no way that can't be- wanda steps out and oh look it's his dead twin. turns out in this universe, erik discovered that he had kids. but charles faked wanda's death or smth to keep her safe and away from erik so also this universe's peter/peitro thinks she's dead too. and so they're all like cool let's defeat erik now.

so they sneak back into erik's like. place or whatever. and as it turns out, alternate universe pietro didn't like being locked in a closet earlier (peter's like my b bud :/) so he fights peter, thinking that peter is raven, who he's long suspected of being a double agent for the xmen. and peter manages to be like "hey your sister's alive" and pietro's like "well why should i believe you" and peter's like "if there was even a chance that my sister was still alive, i'd take it". so that's how peter recruits peitro.

and so they go to take down erik, but pietro's kind of a pussy so erik sees through it and.

kills pietro.

and peter's like HNGNFH??Y*&^&980 cuz he just saw his dad kill... him.

that's really as far as i got but somehow peter gets through to erik with the help of the xmen and remorse for killing charles and pietro. and then gets back home and yeaaaaah

#peter maximoff #dadneto

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ok i really desperately need to talk about The Most Miserable Toxic Painful FFXIV Self(?)ship(?) On Earth or i will actually explode i have so many thoughts about emet-selch and pfeil and theyre setting me on fire.

spoilers for shadowbringers and the patches obviously

first of all more on azem. As Discussed his actual name is apollo. i have been thinking of him as kind of the like....you know the trope of a particularly young hotshot prodigy type guy who gets into some sort of prestigious position alongside a bunch of older and much more experienced people, and they HATE him because he’s such a cocky little 20something? THAT’S apollo. he was like Most Geniusboy In Amaurot University so he got a seat in the convocation, but he’s also a total renegade who can’t work in groups and hates rules. back in the day everyone lived fucking forever but as far as the ancients go apollo is kind of young dumb and full of...you know ;)

emet-selch falls in love with him at first sight, and it’s very cringe and embarrassing for him because he’s pretty dedicated and experienced, and apollo is the most obnoxious coworker on earth. he’s usually abroad but when he isn’t he loves being a rebellious little clown and making problems. as established in canon though it DID simultaneously endear him to people so it only pulls emet-selch further into his cute boy vortex.

they get together and have a great, dedicated, almost horribly saccharine relationship for a good long while. then the final days start creeping up on them and shit....really goes south. they have completely different ideas on how to handle the situation, and apollo REALLY does not approve of the zodiark plan. he’s upset with how indifferent the rest of the convocation has seemed in his eyes until the danger began encroaching on amaurot, emet-selch included. as things get down to the wire they start fighting more and more and their fights about it start getting ugly. when the crisis has gotten to a really critical point and theyre having another screaming match over it, emet-selch slaps him, and that’s the end of their relationship.

i do want to insert this little aside here that i obviously do not think slapping your partner is acceptable, but in this VERY specific scenario i am giving emet-selch a LITTLE bit more slack narratively because the apocalypse is coming and also his descent past the moral event horizon is a little later on. ANYWAY

emet-selch is not totally evil and shitty yet so he feels fucking HORRIBLE about this. apollo won’t talk to him, though, and decides to leave the convocation not long after, so he has no real way to apologize, and he believes very strongly in summoning zodiark, so he continues on with things as planned.

canonically speaking, azem refuses the invitation to summon hydaelyn, and then “dies” in the sundering. this is what pushes emet-selch over the edge, especially because he’s really not a guy who can cope well with loss. in his head i think he’s almost manic like “WELL IT’LL BE FINE AHAHA IT’S FINE BECAUSE WE’LL KEEP MAKING CALAMITIES HAPPEN IN SERVICE OF ZODIARK AND KEEP DOING REJOININGS AND BRING EVERYONE BACK LMAO AND THEN I’LL HAVE APOLLO BACK AND APOLOGIZE AND HE’LL BE TOTALLY COOL WITH IT AND CONDONE MY ACTIONS IT’S FINE.” lethal copium overdose

anyway by this point emet-selch is so deep in Denial and so just critically unable to Deal that he basically is beyond any moral convincing. and over eons he KEEPS getting worse and worse. as a person. atrocities don’t matter to him because Well These People Aren’t Really ALIVE, theyre just sad reflections of what life was like when the world was whole, i don’t CARE what happens to them, I’m Not Going To Think About What My Ex Would Think. eventually he almost takes a kind of sick pleasure in it. this is all kind of canon anyway. being pretty much totally unfamiliar with loss and then suddenly experiencing it at such a scale and having thousands and thousands of years to fester about it really twists him up in the most horrible awful way.

then pfeil is born :) emet-selch doesn’t know pfeil is actually apollo reincarnated for most of pfeil’s life, he’s too busy being emperor of garlemald and indirectly making pfeil’s life miserable. it’s only after the events of ARR 2.0 that he finds out. im bending canon here (obviously i have been the whole time) but i’m thinking during heavensward, after lahabrea’s death but before he’s asked by elidibus to come back and commit fuckery anew, he decides to finally get a personal look at the clown who went and killed lahabrea during his downtime.

if i said apollo dying is what pushed him over the edge, then seeing that pfeil is Apollo....2! is like....what makes him get weird. he couldn’t exactly cope with his ex dying, and he REALLY can’t cope with seeing “him” again except in his opinion, Wrong and Different and Bad. he also misses apollo SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD it’s insane. so his way of reconciling these disparate feelings of “oh my god apollo i miss you i love you im so glad to see you again” and “you’re not apollo you’re a thorn in my side you keep ruining my plans and making a mockery of my dead lover i hate you i want you to die” is, um. well. he just starts stalking pfeil in heavensward until he can’t anymore. because, as has been established, he is a terrible person.

anyway after this he gets called away during stormblood to go be solus again and things are. well, he’s too busy to stalk pfeil, and pfeil has absolutely no clue any of this is happening yet. so....fine? arguably. there’s i guess a lull in the situation until pfeil has to go to the First. this is when things really kick into high Toxic Relationship gear.

when emet-selch first presents himself to the Party pfeil isn’t sure what to think. he doesn’t consciously recall his past life prior to the sundering, of course, but subconsciously speaking he feels kind of a tentative pull toward emet-selch, so he’s more trusting than he would normally be with an ascian, though he really tries not to be. pfeil has also met maer by this point, and they’re kind of a budding item. this makes everything 900 times worse, because emet-selch is jealous, and not in the “i feel kind of bad that you have a new boyfriend” way so much as the “i love and hate you at the same time already and now you’re fucking another guy so i want to super hyper murder you painfully and with sexually charged prejudice” way.

however, he’s an ascian, so he’s got himself under control and he’s careful not to play his hand too early. despite his being kind of an asshole, and especially to maer in particular, pfeil warms up to him. he doesn’t think emet-selch is like....a GOOD GUY, by any means, but he’s started to get into a kind of “i could probably fix him” mindset despite all the suffering in his life emet-selch is indirectly responsible for, because he doesn’t KNOW this but he’s got past life boyfriend brain worms. he also does not notice he’s very blatantly coming off as Into emet-selch in a way that makes maer very confused and uncomfortable and thancred want to remove emet-selch’s head and throw it down a ravine. this is of particular note when he saves y’shtola, because pfeil thanks him profusely and then gives him an enormous snuggly hug, and when he gives his Big Exposition Infodump, and pfeil is very sympathetic.

pfeil being nice to emet-selch makes everything much worse. now he’s even further split, because he loves pfeil as he is NOW and likes how much it feels like Before, but pfeil doesn’t really love him, he wants to commit himself to maer, and pfeil won’t even REMEMBER him, he doesn’t even exactly trust him, it’s obvious (to emet-selch) he’s only acting on latent impulses from a past he has no connection to and none of this behavior is because of any Genuine Affection. he simultaneously has this feeling of pfeil toying with his heart and pfeil being this totally blank stupid mockery of apollo, and it’s even worse that all his prodding and testing doesn’t really make pfeil snap back into his “former self” the way he wants.

i think the scene where the wol talks to emet-selch while everyone works on the ladder is a big turning point. they talk a little about amaurot, and he slips in that “you wouldn’t remember any of this” line. pfeil asks him what he means, and he just dismissively changes the subject, but even without it bringing back any specific memory it sets some questions straight for pfeil to hear him say that. emet-selch in that scene also makes a remark about how, if the WoL survives all the calamities that are to come in the source, they only stand to gain when all the rejoinings are complete, kind of intended to be persuasive, i guess. pfeil instantly replies that he would never want to “gain” like that at the expense of other people, and emet-selch is like, “yeah, i should have known that’s what you’d say, you really never change.”

i hope you know im rewatching cutscenes for this. the part where pfeil nearly is overtaken by the light after defeating all the lightwardens plays out much the same but i think probably a little more Charged. sexually. villainous flirty face-grabbing and stuff. also i cant believe this slipped my mind but given the exarch’s arguable crush on the WoL i can’t imagine that wouldn’t play into emet-selch’s shooting him at the end there. not in terms of whether or not he would do it, but in how much he enjoys it. i think in this version of events the whole scene is like significantly worse to look at and see and watch. without being explicit or Saying It Directly i think he finally reveals the hidden possessive freak within. also the “oh come finish going mad and turning into a sin eater at my house ;)” thing is like...there are some connotations there. once again of the sexual variety.

anyway i think ive talked about the rest before? i’m changing it a little. initially i had pfeil not really remembering they were in love, but i think it’s better if once he’s gotten to Bootleg Amaurot and gone through the relevant stuff he realizes this, not only because of what he learns about his Soul and what he remembers of stuff but also because of how meticulously emet-selch accounted for pfeil in his reconstruction of amaurot. it seems almost affectionate to him and THAT really knocks the memory loose - nothing specific, just the vague knowledge that in the last go round he and emet-selch were an item, and some broad details like...emet-selch’s actual name.

i think pfeil is also scared to mention this in front of the scions. aside from him being maybe nervous about the whole “i’m a reincarnated member of the convocation of fourteen” aspect, it’s also such a deeply personal memory and he cannot trust thancred not to be weird about it. thancred is already devastatingly weird about him dating a completely normal man from the First, nevermind him apparently being in divorcies with emet-selch. so things play out about the same as in canon for a while.

it’s only when the rest of the scions get KO’d and he’s joined up with ardbert that he says anything. when emet-selch is freaking out like HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT pfeil is like “[sentimental voice] [sad] [tragic] You Know It Didn’t Have To Be This Way Hades” and emet-selch is like “oh god my heart now i don’t know how to cope with this at ALL” and the ass-kicking proceeds apace

and ofc as ive said before as he lays dying with a giant hole in him, pfeil holds him all michaelangelo’s pieta style and tells him he’s sorry things turned out like they did, and emet-selch apologizes too, and asks him not to forget him, and so on, and it’s all very sad and emotional and touching, and at the VERY end while everyone else is celebrating pfeil is happy too, but he’s also haunted by this feeling of having lost something very precious, even though he never loved emet-selch personally, and it’s a little bittersweet. but he has maer to cuddle about it <3 The End until i do the patches and can talk more about how pfeil reacts to that

#gay eorzea au tag #this is so long im so sorry o_o

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hiimsociallyawkward · 3 years

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his father's son

ayoo back again. these are always so much fun to make because otherwise it's me just yelling at my ipad of everything i'm thinking while exercising and singing show tunes and that's never fun. basically, all of my thoughts while watching his fathers son. hi bestie @lady-ofmagic-andstars

IS THIS WHAT I THINKI IT IS

KNIGHT RUNNING?

CAMELOT RED WITH THE CAPE FLUTTERING?

PLEASE

SAL;DFJSADLKFJASLDKFJASLDF

KNIGHT MERLIN

HE ACTUALLY LOOKS SO GOOD HOLY CRAP

ASLJSALFASD AND HIS FACE WHEN THEY FIGURE OUT THAT THAT THIS IS AN ATTACK

STOP THE EPISODE JUST STARTED 🥵🥵🥵

omg merlin is still wearing the cape wtf he looks so good pls bbc have mercy

go away now agravaine.

let me relish in the joy of merlin wearing a cape

damn

you're welcome for this btw 😎😎

stop 😭😭 not arthur thinking that he's not worthy

ok i wish knew arthur knew his destiny but also i know why he can't know but i just don't want him to be sad because he's doubting himself yk???

i actually hate agravaine actually stop i feel like it's harsh but drop dead please 🤪

arthur is so good he just wants peace. agravaine please stop you're making him doubt everything that he is

i wish arthur listened to merlin but after watching this ending i can appreciate it

'i can't just kill a man in cold blood' 🥺🥺

arthur don't push him away he's just trying to help 😪

merlin has his blankie 2x this episode and you better believe that i'm commenting both times

arthur is just. i feel so sad for him sometimes. he's still so young and he has to rule a country now and just-

i get why arthur is doing what he's doing and such but i'm still sad.

alskdjfaslkdfjasdf jeez arthur not knowing abt merlin's magic is just. wow this episode is starting off strong 🤪🤪

ARTHUR DON'T BE MEAN 'stick to what you do know'. i mean. fine i'm just sad. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I'M SO SAD SO EARLY ON IN THE EPISODE IT JUST GETS WORSE I NEED TO STOP

agravaine please leave now

ok that was hot how arthur walked in after the fact though. 'arthur pendragon. pop off'

arthur just wants peace i'm so sad he doesn't want to kill him but jsalkdfjsal;dkfjasdf

watching spn i watch the beheading a lot so i was expecting it but this is merlin haha

GWEN

WHY IS SHE THE BEST I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM TOGETHER. fvck you agravaine. actually die. please STOp

ok so merlin says 'dont push your friends' and while arthur says that he doesn't need anyone, at least he doesn't say that merlin isn't his friend. it's the little victories 😭

these castles are actually gorgeous

agaravaine please die now. stop

you manipulating arthur by claiming these things will make arthur into a good king is just making me so sad

fricken 'appropritate person' aalskdfj;alskdjfasldf

i literally just want arthur to be happy

dude i'm like 13 mins in and i'm angsting so hard over this

'a matter of the heart'🥺🥺

agaravaine die please :,)))))))

ok i'm so sad for arthur

he's still so young and he has the weight of his entire kingdom on his shoulders. he just wants to be a good king for his citizens and he wants peace and every good thing is just taken from him. he doesn't want to kill caerleon. he wants to marry gwen. and we have FREAKING AGARVAINE. this is why we can't have nice things.

ok the arthur using merlin as a punching bag transitively but also literally?? idk my head is blank. but like; merlin is letting himself be used as a punching bag and also it's his 'duty' to let arthur use him as a punching bag? idk idk thoughts?

stfu i don't want these white old men saying long live the king

pls chill

alright alright morgana

she is actually p good at getting onto annis's side so i'll give her props for that

oh shoot kneeling down to the queen? this is a power move but not a power move yk?

CLOAK

ok this is dumb but i love seeing merlin meander around with his little chores

ok what is bbc thinking when they have the "oh i'd never sleep in a bed with merlin" am i supposed to laugh? well i'm not. alrighty then

gwen :,) look at her in her pretty dress

you're breaking my heart right now arthur

you're BREAKING GWEN'S heart right now arthur

laksdjf;laskdfjasdlfkj I. JUST. WANT. THEM. TO. BE. HAPPY. please i need to read fanfic i'm angsting too hard over this

you tell him gwen. you're a badass and arthur is a sadass

i will not take gwen hate or slander

oh frick i was voted onto my school's hoco court so basically i had to walk across the football field and i felt so awkward and arthur walking down the step while everyone stares at him; i wonder if he feels as awkward as i did

LMAO 'he's not alone gwen' and pan to the arthur standing on a cliff alone?? pls

aw the domesticity 🥺

leon ruffling merlin's hair and that clink was such a good clink

where were these knights last episode. i'm suing

saj;flasjslad and arthur just loking at them fondly pls. he's so sweet i love him

'he's our king' that line makes me feel stuff

arthur sdfsd;as i just want him to be happy

MERLINS BLANKIE. WHY IS HE SO CUTE

bruh 💀 i laughed at the pure absurdity of him tripping over the tent

ok ok you know that vine 'two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 ft apart bc they're not gay?' that but 'two bros, chilling in 2 separate tents 5 ft apart bc they're not gay'

was- was that supposed to be a slap?

arthur is so earnest here and i love him he's the sweetest

sa;ldkfjsldfa arthur being protective over merlin

annis is such a badass. actually queen energy here. literally

merlin saying that they're friends again and arthur not denying it :,))))

these knights are so honorable

stfu agaravaine

'only one person who is just an honorable... ME' - arthur pendragon. HAHA sorry i cackled at this

agaravaine. i stg if you look at morgana like that i'll actually gank you

you absolute freak pervert person

alright ik morgana is evil and everything but i stan her improvement in magic

like- can merlin please get on with learning more magic??

as;dlfkjasdlfkja THE RING. dude i can't rn

merlin saying 'camelot needs you alive', i'm going to say yes.. but also if we swap out 'camelot' with 'i' then this is just a perfect insert line for fanfics :,)

THANK YOU OLD FRIEND. PLS you can't do this to me

aw when arthur asks if merlin is ready and merlin says ready

dude this episode is making me a lot more sad than it should

dude what is annis's champion. like look at his shoes??? they're leather?? literally stab him in the foot and we're golden.

youre welcome for the feet pics ;)

ok idk abt you guys but i can't write fight scenes with swords that well so i just base fights off tv and stuff and if you want inspo this is a great fight to write

legit the first battle with arthur and lancelot in the courtyard? yea i stole that

omg even with the champion is on his knees he's still taller than arthur??

alsjfalskdjasldfkjas ARTHUR AND MERLIN MEETING EACH OTHERS EYES AND ARTHUR NOT KILLING ANNIS'S CHAMPION

dude the trope of 'you make me want to be a better person'?? please i live for this stuff

ok the knights saying long live the king? i love that

alright alright annis&arthur

annis is ACTUALLY queen energy i love her. i love her pop off queen

oh shoot annis hit morgana where it hurts. bring up uther that's right queen

oh yes more castle pics 🥵🥵🥵

a aaw the ceremony for them

merlin and arthur are PALS i love them togehter

stop. there are so many words but i'm so glad they're lads

arthur is lying so awkwardly on that bed HAHA

DUDE THIS IS SO PRETTY AND CUTE AND OH MY FRICKEN ALSKDFJALSDJFASDLFKJASDL. alrighty then

yes arthur you're a dumbass you're lucky that gwen is taking you bad she's a frickin badass biatch who doesn't need you

alright arthur say what you mean why don't you

are we.. are we gonna kiss rn

THE SOUND TRACK PLEASE I LOVE IT. THE ROMANCE SWELL I ACTULALY LOVE IT

THEY'RE SO PRETTY TOGETHER

i love arthur in his night clothes and his bare feet. like that just makes it feel so much more domestic and homely and they love each other and just everything they're actually everything. THEYRE SO CUTE.

ANYWAYS i'll be back next week to endlessly rant about a servant of two masters. thanks i love you bye 😘

#merlin #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #bradley james #king arthur #gwen #angel coulby #morgana pendragon #katie mcgrath #gaius #agravaine hate squad #richard wilson #colin morgan #emrys #gwaine #lancelot #leon #pervical

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joeyclaire · 3 years

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the reason why it’s stuck in my head is bc of that audio on tik tok that’s like “i am the mastermind he’s my accomplice” “….how was the fall?” it’s making me lose my mind i don’t even know what an undertale is

sans sans wake up what is it dude a human has fallen from the surface world really and you got a bone to pick with em no time for puns come on that was a real rib tickler ayy enough alright here we go again welcome to the underground how was the fall if you wanna look around give us a call we dont see humans often were happy you just dropped in ill be so popular when i show all the monsters what i just brought in hey papyrus mind your manners can it sans no time for banter excuse my brother hes a bit eccentric youre just lazy and apathetic call me what you want i got thick skin another bad joke and im finished with him we are monsters the awfulest kind to mess with us takes a lot of spine we can relate to your determination because we monsters have our motivations humans betrayed us and left us burnin one day well make our way back to the surface through all your travels your sins will follow your consequences arent easy to swallow whos the real monster now you should know youve cut this story down to the bone really sans what the last line of the chorus is a pun yup you imbecile that was very clever heh thanks buddy youre stuck in the underground thanks to the fall good luck ever getting out prepare to brawl you could show mercy to us or turn all of us to dust is your heart full of evil or full of love i the great papyrus challenge you to try getting by us test the human with one of your puzzles brilliant sans thatll leave them befuddled i dare you to try a bite of spaghetti smells like the creepypasta is ready stop it sans im done with the jokin sounds like someones funny bone broken we can relate to your determination because we monsters have our motivations i am the mastermind hes my accomplice youre only still alive because i made a promise youll lose your mind when you wander for hours you might even decide to start talkin' to flowers whos the real monster now you should know youve cut this story down to the bone someday ill join the royal guard when i catch this child can it be that hard look if im being honest my brother aint nothin but harmless i know you and all that you want youll get a lot more from sans than a font the deeper you go the messier it gets if i had it my way youd already be dead kidding if you couldnt tell i get so bored i amuse myself down here in the underground youre all alone we wanted to tell you now youre kinda boned if you survive this prison you will know nihilism dont mess around with monsters theyre scared of tiny children ha youve come far but soon youll stumble when i stump you with some junior jumble not so sure youll get them with that alas ill hit them with my special attack leave me alone you know ive got a knack for the trombone one more pun and ill be done but aint two skulls better than one we can relate to your determination because we monsters have our motivations you know your storys already been told we can play again if you sell your soul ive got my eye on you so you just watch it ill find any skeletons inside your closet whos the real monster now you should know youve cut this story down to the bone

#asks #grungebimbo #im looking im looking

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iliveinprocrasti-nationn · 3 years

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what projects are you working on currently?

!! ok i currently have three that bounce around my head

1) forest story. this is the one i have ‘forest tag’ for and its something my friend and i have that started earlier in the year. so i had mentioned that i was getting pissed off at the thing in books where theyre like ‘this is the spooky forest no one ever comes out alive!’ and then a bunch of characters (usually main characters) go in and get out alive so i was creating an evil forest. my friend and i later were kinda talkin about where we wanted to be at that moment (like an ‘oh i wish i was at the beach’ but more poetic) and began popcorning this setting and then my friend remembered what i’d been talking about with an evil forest and we popcorned the first story for it and now we’ve made settings and animals and characters and put a lot more thought into literally every part of it and want to take it somewhere further whether thats a dnd campaign or a podcast or something else

2) forest dnd. the original forest idea. this time the forest gets to be evil simply because it is. im hoping i can get it done in time for halloween and then make my friends characters suffer through it because i love being the local menace. if you have ideas for things to go in the evil forest send me anything you want about it im 100% open

3) im doing this with another friend as well and. ghost photoshoot. we get create characters n then get clothes n do spooky makeup n special effects for injuries, etc and then do a fun lil photoshoot where our friends get the character n get dressed up and get the makeup n all and then we have a photoshoot. i just think its neat. im making a tuberculosis ghost :) (among others). if you have any ghostie ideas i’ll definitely take them although no guarentee theyll be used

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happypuppys-archive · 3 years

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pls do pls do pls do !!!! i love books

:DDDD !!!!! okay okay okay this will be slightly long bc im just gonna explain the entire first book (since that series has 12 bookz n then therez 3 different sequel series kdh)

putting under cut bc itz v long

BUT okay so the main character of this book is will!!!! he is an orphan that lives in redmont castle (? i think itz called that but i haven’t read the bookz in like 7 nearly 8 years lol) n so he is with a bunch of other orphans n then there is one, horace, who bullies him. hez a dick atm but genuienly by the end of the book hez one of ur fav characterz

SO they have this whole thing at 15 where the like. important people come in and they tel them what job they want ? like one wants to be a courier, one wants to be a chef, n horace wants to be a knight. so they tell them that but then will:[ he wants to he a knight bc he knows his father was one but they’re like ‘lol no’ so hez sad BUT..... a ranger appears :ooooo and he handz the baron a note n itz about will so will is like ‘i am going to read that letter tonight’

SO when everyone is ~asleep~ he sneaks out and hides and climbs his way up the wall to the barons room n getz in AND THE FUCKER ISNT ASLEEP!!!!! AND THE RANGER IS THERE!!!!! (his name is halt btw) n then the baron is like ‘well we should let him at least read the note’ n it’s like ‘i will take will on as my apprentice for him to be a ranger’

SO!!!!!! i think the next day or smth? will leaves n goes with halt and he starts training and stuff n itz just. cool!!! n there’s also a whole thing where he gets a horse who will only respond to him + a word itz cool skfhjd.

meanwhile horace is at the knight school n now HE is getting bullied!! by these boys a year above him and hez like ‘oh fuck now i know what it feels like n i feel bad’

(now at this point a couple things might be out of order bc idk which happened first)

SO willz been training yknow hez gonna be a RANGER bc they r. vv cool they have bows they shoot with and they are Silent they have cloaks that blend in to the nature so that they can Sneak and Hide!!!!

and so halt takes him to this whole rnager camp thingy where all the rnagerz meet up at But on the way there he gets will to hide because his former apprentice tries to sneak up on him every year and he wantz will to shoot an arrow near him to show that hez there so will is hiding n then the former apprentice, gilan comes up (i love him soso much btw) n hez like ‘oh i got u halt!!!! i got u good!!!’ n then halt is talking and will is pulling back his bow and then halt says smth about having two horses n gilan Realizes and as he turns to look will shoots the arrow n it hitz the tree beside gilan!!!

so then they get to the camp n there is Bad Thingz happening so they leave to go back to their home

and so then therez a scene where all of the orphans are hanging out on this like rlly happy day but then horace is a fucking DICK so it getz ruined but u know what? whatever

so then another scene is where therez a wild boar thatz running around, so everyone tries to hunt it, right? and so therez halt and will wirh the knights and stuff and i think will kills the boar? but then he goes a tiny bit away and then therez horace there and i think they’re gonna argue when THEREZ ANOTHER NOAR!!!! and then willz horse tries to get the boar away and he’s like ‘TUG MO’ but then soon the boar is coming at them

and will puts out his knife (? idk if thatz the right word) hoping that at least he can kill it before it can hurt horace AND THEN!!!! an arrow comes flying n KILLS the boar!!!!! and i have screenshots for this i just Need to share

SO HORACE AND WILL FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!! they r friendz now itz soso great

ok so remenber the fact that horace is getting bullied? those fuckerz think hez gonna tell will (or think he told will) so after they beat horace up theyre loke ‘letz go teach his friend a lesson’ n horace is like FUCK so even tho hez hurt he gets up and follows them and then when they arrive and EILL is there they fucking hurt him??! but then horace arrives and hez like ‘you fucking fuckers, stop hurting my friend’ BUT THEN!!!!! HALT ARRIVES!!!!!

n hez liek. a Scary Ranger okay! hez known across the land bc hez so good but these boys see him being like 5 foot 4 so they’re like ‘oh we can take him’

(note: they cannot)

they get their asses fucking BEAT!!! one getz his ankle broken, another one getz rlly hurt, n then horace spanks the other one with the cane they brotught to hurt will with n he hitz them so hard that it broke lmaoo

BUT THEY GET EXPELLED FROM KNIGHT SCHOOL!!!!

(also there was a scene some point in the book where the whole knight teacher dude noticed horace doing stuff during their training and he realizes horace is unconsciously adding a swipe to the thing hez learning for fighting which will fucking Kill whoever hez fighting so the dude is like ‘damn. he smort’)

okay okay so the end of the book. therez this whole Evil Dude that u slowly learn about throughout the book but he has an army of these ducking like. night creature thingz! itz rlly weird they r covered in fur and see best at night and can only be killed by fire but the thing is that once they have a scent to track. they will not stop tracking until either them or the person they’re hunting is dead

and remember how i said halt is like a Scary Ranger? itz bc hez known for defeating the Evil Dude in this war. so guess who the evil dude sendz those monsterz after.....

and they dont know this yet, so like. halt sendz eill back to the castle to get the baron n the knight leader dude and will genuiwnly doesnt stop until he arrives and theyre like ‘woah what the duck’ n he frantically tells them and so they’re like ‘fuck u need sleep’ n hez like ‘NO HALT COULD BE DYING’ but they. Make him sleep for a few minutes n then they all head back but when they arrive they hear the creatures like hunting call and they know that they r hunting for halt

BUT halt has killed one already so therez one left so hez weak and then one of them nearly kills the knight dude (and i can’t remember what happened to the baron but hez still alive) but will putz stuff on his arrow and then dips it into the fire and it lightz on fire and it burns his hands but the holds the arrow back and points or at the creature and then firez it and kills the fucker so for now. everyone is safe

(n then therez a whole scene where the king expresses his gratitude blah blah n then it endz)

sorry that thatz so long skhd

#anon #asks

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