#they're like team rocket to me.

[ofide]

:]

#they're like team rocket to me. #loki #amora #amorki #this is from the huh thor & hercules manual thing

[rainbowpufflez]

Whole bunch of stuff

Some redraws of things from 8-10 months ago at the top, the bottom four images are the originals

Then some stuff of my wives Sycamore, Cyrus, and a Cynthia, most of them are based off of Pasio stuff cause I want them all to be friends to a certain degree

#team rainbow rocket #rainbow rocket #cyrus pokemon #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #lysandre pokemon #giovanni pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #rose pokemon #lusamine pokemon #professor sycamore pokémon #cynthia pokemon #I think Rose should wear more pink #had to actively un-twinkify Lysandre in my style #like he's a twunk at the least old me #I was laughing my ass off while drawing Lusamine #really tried to capture that bitter mom-core with her #my friend gave me the idea originally to draw Ghetsis in the Scrooge ass fit so everyone say thanks to them for that #the only context u need for the pj drawing is they're having to deal with like trainers trying to break in or something like that #Cyrus would love Evanescence and no one can tell me otherwise #Sycamore is sad wet-cat-core but I promise he would put Cynthia and Cyrus in their place if he had to #Anyway would still chew on them all tho #don't look at the old images too long tho #like who let me draw like that /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[azaracyy]

✦ gods of mischief ✦ digimon survive week 2024 day 3: other digi- er, kemonogami

#digimon #digimon survive #biyomon #piyomon #patamon #palmon #survive week #survive week 2024 #finally for day 3 im using my sketch for once (yet still finish late night as usual) o(-( #3 characters for day 3! #not much to say except these folks made me scream whenever they appeared #they're so pesky and persistent lmao. team rocket equivalent of survive fr #tbh this was gonna go to day 4 but i don't see them as 'supporting' characters more than the subject of my og day 3 work. so i swapped them #thank you for your kind words for my survive week entries! i do read tags hehe :') #eventually i'd like to read all the fics.. but it will be a slow progress since i just recently recovered from reading block after years #apparently i can't read fics especially super chunky ones without dissociating nowadays haha ;; but i'm working on it and starting small #png

[bumblingbabooshka]

Do you think Kes' ability to pick up on things so quickly is linked to her being an Ocampa? Like, since she's 2~ years old in canon (and has distinct memories of her father) I imagine her species doesn't spend much time as children and I wouldn't imagine they'd have formal schools (like entire buildings for schooling) and would instead learn from like, primarily parents or other elders. In that case learning things very quickly would be extremely beneficial for their survival. Kes: Oh yes, childhood...what a lovely few days~ Kes was a baby like for a day and then the next day she was up and ready to learn. Kes meets Naomi and every day that passes she becomes more and more amazed that she's still a baby. Wow! It's been like two months and she still can't do anything?? The doctor told her it was normal but wow. What I'm saying is they should have had Kes as a jack-of-all-trades character who could slide into pretty much any of the teams on Voyager. The Doc misses her when she's not in sickbay though!

#Kes: Doctor I'm sorry this is just the sort of wisdom you have when you get older v_v #Doctor: You're only 2 years old. / Kes: You're 'only' a few months old. #Can you imagine Kes learning that Tuvok's like a hundred? That'd be like someone saying they're over a million years old in Human aging #I'd imagine even Janeway's 40~ years is like a hundred to her #Kes gives Samantha Wildman a very difficult biology book and is like 'for When Naomi's.....(trying to guess)....4?' #'Kes is a child because she's 2 years old' boo - engage with the unused horror and hilarity of a humanoid species that is fully matured #before they are a year old. #I just think Kes is a very interesting character who had a lot of WASTED potential (like seriously she was SO squandered) and I wish she #wasn't only mentioned to like dunk on Neelix - she's a fun character in her own right even if the writers don't think so!! #Kes #st voyager #I wish Kes had stayed so we could see the makeup department try to make her look old or the writing team bullshit ways to keep her young #It would also have been emotionally devastating to see her die of old age (in the version of Voyager where she bonded with the crew and had #more episodes devoted to her personality etc etc) #Doc: What're you learning today?? / Kes: Lieutenant Torres is teaching me rocket science :)

[jils-things]

so i listened to all his voicelines last night

#theres two ver of his character which is of course - the actual aether foundation employee. aka the good guy #and the shadow ver - which is the version where the aether employees work alongside team rocket in the pokemas game #ABD HRURHRURHRURUR THEIR VOICES ARE SO #there's a certain gruffness (is that a word) to the “villain” ver and it sounds cool #tho they have this one dialogue like “hey - what are you doing this late at night kid” UM SO HE DOES CARE UMMM UM ☝️☝️ AKSSKJDHDVBDB #the actual aether employee has a more soft and gentle voice - very welcoming and sweet and that “alola!” greeting had me cryjgngkflflfkfhh #he actually explains what the organization is about and blah blah HE FUCKING HUMS BTW HE FUCKING HUMMED ITS SO AAAHAHSBDVSBSJSJSS #WHERE DO THESE VOICELINES OCCUR ACTUALLY???? LIKE ITS A MOUTHFUL COMPARED TO WHAT I HEAR!!!! #IT SOUNDS ALMOST AS IF YOU SCOUTED FOR THEM (LIKE THEY'RE AN EXISITING SYNC PAIR) #HE EVEN SAID LIKE OH HEY. NEW AREA INFO FOR U!! #WHERE DO THESE VOICELINES OCCUR. IWANNAHEARITANDSEEITMYSELF #AWWUEHHGHDHDHDDUHDGDHDHHDHHH #im more on the “good” aether employee cuz ofc. he sounds so sweet and cute ueueueueueu #HE EVEN HAS AWKWARD GIGGLES AND AAAGVDVSAH BRUHHH #STEVEN COME HOME RIGHT FUCKING NOW I CAN'T DIG DEEPER WITH THIS GUY #LITERALLY BEGGING #STEVEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #~ rambling

[ihaventsleptinweekz]

Oh my god I just realized that I love Adam and Lute so much because they're LITERALLY TEAM ROCKET WTHAT THE FUCK

#like they're team rocket coded holy shit..... #insomniac ramblez #hazbin hotel #Not tagging this further because just a silly little moment for me

[3nyasu3]

Do you guys have any tipps on how to watch Pokémon Best Wishes?

I'm more than 20 episodes in and it's just so boring. How can I keep engaged?

#usually i focus and overanalyse and giggle over team rocket #but as all they're saying is yes and i understand this season it doesnt really feel like an option #i dont even get dopamine rushs anymore when they appear on screen what the fuck did you do to them pokeani #also i usually engage in what if thoughts and aus #if sb has a good idea pls tell me #pokeani #pokemon

[iwasforceedagainstmywill]

Salty enough to make Garganacl jealous

Really anger about the pokemon series rarely acknowledging the fact Meowth isn't normal??

"Oh my gosh is that a talking Meowth?" HE WALKS ON TWO LEGS TOO

THAT'S NOT NORMAL FOR THEM! WHY IS THAT NEVER ACKNOWLEDGED??

MEOWTH TAUGHT HIMSELF TO WALK LIKE THAT.

WHY IS THE SERIES TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME?

Meowths are supposed to be quadruple.

You almost never see a Meowth outside of Team Rocket's, I know, but it so annoying.

The way it progressively started standing on two legs in both art and in the games

The fact Alolan Meowth and Galarian Meowth are both bipedal for some reason???

I can let Galarian Meowth slide because it's a viking or whatever but Meowth and Alolan Meowth have no excuse.

All they did was make TR Meowth less unique. A talking Pokemon? 😧. No do you know how many psychic types there are? Who needs to talk when mind reading exists.

Meowth taught himself to act human not just talk.

What made Meowth so interesting was he taught himself to walk and talk and yet one of his biggest talents gets glossed over and then completely devalued by making all Meowth bipedal (or at least appear that way in the games and artwork)

🙄😒

Whatever

#The only people who seem to acknowledge this fact is fan artists... #Which is rare because nobody draws Meowths normally because they're always drawing Team Rocket Meowth #Purrloin is the same but it's shown to walk both ways #MANEKI-NEKOS DON'T EVEN STAND THO? THEY'RE SITTING LIKE ALL THE TIME? EVEN MEOWTH'S OLD SPRITE EMULATED THAT! #Saying it's bipedal because of the Bakeneko inspiration seems more like a cop out than anything else so side eye to that knowledge #Me talking #Pokemon #Meowth #Pokemon Meowth

[lycocarpum]

to me this is the ashton and fearne show and No One Else matters nearly as much

#critrole #i LOVE them. i love them #not as a couple just individually. i have to know what the fuck theyre doing #they're like team rocket to me

[yamujiburo]

In regards to my hanamusa AU, I frequently get comments about how it could never work since Jessie and Ash hate each other and it'd be horrible on Delia's part to date her. And while in a real world situation it'd be horrible, it's nice to remember this is a cartoon where 10 year olds can run around freely, using wild animals to fight

Aside from that, I'm a strong "Team Rocket and Ash are family" truther. Jessie, James and Meowth have stuck by Ash's side longer than any of his other companions. They're mostly just a minor annoyance to him and in later seasons, I'd be more inclined to just say they're rivals. They team up frequently, have friendly battles and Team Rocket in SM and Journeys truly kinda leave Ash alone and mind their business more often than not.

This started as me looking for a couple instances of stuff like this but I found a lot more that I liked. There's even more I wanted to add but didn't bc I got lazy haha

#team rocket #ash ketchum

[hoodie-prince-kid]

i've had villain phases but now i'm genuinely wondering why none of them ever stuck.

#james doesnt count because team rocket are essentially antiheroes at this point #but like... i wonder why #i *guess* there's bowser and kb? but neither of the oc's they're paired with are self-inserts #Shy was one before but she eventually became a standalone #venya's fucking dead to me #and gidget was still underdeveloped at the time #octavo is an antihero too #yeah i really cant think of any true villains here #that's super weird to me tbh #am i normal??? /neg :( #im just ranting

[leclerc-s]

karma - part six

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pretty girl 💞

i shit you not, i woke up this morning and max was already here. why did i encourage charlie to sign with red bull? HE'S STILL HERE AND IT 4 IN THE AFTERNOON!!

they're being gross. i'm not cut out for the third-wheel life.

natalia leclerc SEB! TELL MAX HE CAN'T KEEP THIRD WHEELING ME AND CHARLES!

max verstappen NO SEB! TELL HER I CAN!

sebastian vettel this seems more like a kimi problem, does it not?

charles leclerc they already went to complain to him and he said, 'get out of my office.'

max verstappen then he said, 'go bother sebastian.'

natalia leclerc it's the most i've ever heard him speak.

sebastian vettel we had dinner the other day?

natalia leclerc i'm going for something here seb!

max verstappen soo seb, can i or can i not crash their dates?

charles leclerc this is not the sort of problem i thought we'd be having when i agreed to join red bull

max verstappen and what problems did you think we'd have charlie?

natalia leclerc ONLY I GET TO CALL HIM CHARLIE YOU KLOOTZAK!

natalia leclerc and he thought it would be inchident 2.0

sebastian vettel WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD?

natalia leclerc max!

sebastian vettel MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN!!

max verstappen I WAS DRUNK!

natalia leclerc you taught me when we were children idiot!

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📍 natalia_leclerc major shoutout to robert for his first f1 PODIUM!! GO ROBERT!! AND GO LOGAN FOR THE POINTS!!

charles_leclerc i love you.

natalia_leclerc i love you.

landonorris blah blah, he won we get it! THAT CAR'S A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP!!

natalia_leclerc THAT'S WHAT HE DESERVES NO WINS!

alex albon i also got points??

natalia_leclerc but are you my grid son? no, didn't think so. logansargeant thanks mom!

olliebearman where's my congrats? i'm also your grid son?

natalia_leclerc sorry ollie, congrats on your race!

user1 it's the way natalia gave congrats to robert despite him being on a rival team for me.

user2 well, she actually likes robert so there's one reason why she congratulated him. user3 SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!

pierregasly when my fucking tractor ends up in the points i expect a post like this too natalia.

natalia_leclerc that'll take a miracle to happen pierre. pierregasly this is why i hate you.

user4 this. this is my favorite trio.

user5 no one is doing it like them.

sukiwaterhouse congrats or whatever.

charles_leclerc thanks or whatever. sukiwaterhouse i hate you or whatever. charles_leclerc i hate you too or whatever. arthur_leclerc introduce me to robert pattinson or whatever. sukiwaterhouse this is why you're my favorite leclerc or whatever. charles_leclerc i hate you both or whatever.

user6 sometimes i can't tell if suki and charles actually hate each other or not. it's so confusing.

user7 i think they can't even tell sometimes.

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¡leclerc-s speaks! i just hope someone can tell where i'm going with replacing mattia with fred. if you can't well, hint: february 1st, 2024. i am still upset with the events that occured.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

#leclerc-s #karma series #f1 instagram au #f1 x oc #f1 oc #f1 smau #f1 social media au #f1 #formula one #f1 fic #formula 1 fic #f1 x female oc #charles leclerc x female oc

[rain0tes]

Hi hi love your hacker reader a bit too much it's great!! What would be their reaction to sir pentious trying to join the hotel? And the little eggbois once he starts staying there for real?

Hacker!reader's reaction to Sir Pentious trying to join the hotel.

Hacker!reader actually comes in after the heaven vs. hell battle, when Pentious has already been redeemed. This is an alternate scenario where you've been in the hotel a few weeks before Pentious makes an appearance.

Warnings: mature language and jokes, mentions of violence (although nothing too explicit), all the obvious hazbin stuff

You've been at the Hazbin Hotel for a few weeks. Although not fully convinced by the idea of redemption, having a roof over your head while easing into your new life (or afterlife) was nice.

You find a friend in most of the other wayward souls in the hotel, especially Charlie, who was more than excited when you show up.

The actual story starts when Pentious comes crashing into the hotel the first time. Literally.

You were having tea with Alastor out on the balcony when you feel the ground below yourself shake.

"Show yourself, Alastor."

That earns the radio demon a side eye from you, which he only shrugs at.

You see the others go outside in your peripheral, wanting to check out what the commotion was about. You shrug and head down as well, actually using the stairs since not everyone can just warp through shadows.

You stand beside Alastor, squinting at the giant blimp as they conversed.

"When I've slain you, the almighty Vee's will finally acknowledge me as their equal."

"Ooh! Wait, who are the Vee's?"

"Aren't they that tacky trio with the crap network security?"

"They're no one important."

One beating later, Pentious is on the ground after Alastor has decimated his war-blimp...thing.

"Thanks for another forgettable experience."

"Thank...you...for letting your guard down! Haha!"

Pentious rips off a part of Alastors suit, causing you to physically wince.

"Ah, you shouldn't have done that."

You can't help but chuckle when you see him get sent flying.

"Looks like team rockets blasting off again."

You expected that to be the last time you'll be seeing of him (at least in a while), but it seems that fate has other plans when someone comes knocking on the hotels doors only six hours later.

Vaggie was the one to answer, and he almost got skewered upon sight. Charlie seemed excited that he showed up, tho, and somehow you're not surprised.

"Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like, literally six hours ago?"

"Yeah, exactly, are you seriously gonna let this pathetic loser live with us?"

They did, IN FACT, let the boyfailure in the hotel. You weren't too happy about it, and neither was angeldust (bonding through a common enemy).

You can't help but feel that something was odd about him, sensing an electrical device on him that was certainly not a phone. You remained quiet for the time being, if only to please Charlie by playing along with her activities (even if they did make you cringe just a tiny little bit).

You watch him slither sometime in the middle of the night, prompting you to follow him as you take a sip out of a monster energy can.

"A camera? Wow, that's pretty cheap. Certainly doesn't help my already low expectations of the Vee's"

Yeah, you caught him in the act when he was placing the camera. Angeldust already behind you, confronting Pentious while you pick up the device.

You take a screwdriver out of your pocket, disabling the thing but not damaging it, all while the two fight beside you.

Pentious immediately calls for backup once he's been outed to Vaggie and Charlie, only for Vox to laugh in his face.

"If they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself you miserable failure."

You immediately snatch the smartwatch. He may be right, Pentious certainly was a failure. But you've already decided that you're the only one who gets to insult him.

"Listen here, you musty little bitch. You either shut the fuck up or I do it for you."

He's tearing up as you throw the meanest sentences he's ever heard to Vox. Some of them even sound poetic to some degree.

"Two thousand years of constant human evolution only to make some simple minded cunt."

Immediately refers to you as his best friend after this. You waged war on an overlord of hell for him. There's no take backsies.

For once, there's someone in the hotel who's not actively looking out for you, but you're the one looking out for him instead.

You two would share ideas ALL the time.

One thing you'd accomplish together is making a clone of you. He made the android, you made the A.I it would run on.

"Would it technically be mastur-"

"Don't you dare continue that sentence."

The main difference is that the Vee's know who you are in this one. Actively waging war against them instead of remaining anonymous. All because you've decided that the weird boyloser snake is actually kind of endearing.

I might make another part to this one where the reader participates in the hell vs heaven battle.

(masterlist)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #charlie morningstar #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #angel dust #alastor #sir pentious #sir pentious x reader #gn reader

[waffelteufel]

Random Dark Urge stuff that blew my mind because it's so fun (and terrifying) [SPOILERS BELOW]

The Alfira scene came totally unexpected and I was literally sitting there with my mouth agape because I was so used to how cute EA had been

Those moments where the Urge gets to you and your character just suddenly goes >:) like a little evil shit

Those random over the top dialogue options

The way you can literally tell your companions from the start that you are a bit cray cray but they're all just "Ah don't worry about it we're literally killing people every day now. We're all a little evil right now :) Just put in that energy when we need it :)" and when you get to That Scene (tm) with your Love Interest in act 2 they suddenly go "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME" I DID!!! I DID TELL YOU SFHFSF

THAT SCENE IN ACT2 WITH YOUR LOVE INTEREST... That you can just murder them there?? And you have to roll against yourself? So good

The fact you can try to fucking bite them and sob uncontrollably?? Cinnamon Topography as they say.

You were besties with Gortash!! "I can tolerate Orin. But I liked you". Hello??? I want to be besties with him again???? Gorty let's become Team Rocket please.

Gortash saying that he missed your dark humour or something of the like.

Orin and Durge's rivarly. Slaughter-Kin. Queen...

That lady at the end of act 2 that did horrifying experiments on you and became obsessed?? It was sooo uncomfortable but like in a masochistic way. Fucked up and amazing.

Finding your pod in that mindflayer place and asking Astarion "Humour me Astarion. What does that blood smell like?" "[SNIFF SNIFF] Oh that's you. I can recognize that everywhere lol"

The way Astarion's and your own personal quest mirror each other in a way.

Those dialogue options after you refused to kill Isobel, Nightsong and your Love Interest where it sounds like you are some evil puppy trying to atone for your sins to the most random people, like the freaking circus guy, and going like "I used to be a crazy murderous maniac but I am trying to change my ways <3"

If you get Heal cast on yourself (that high level spell that gives you like 70 HP) you get a mini cutscene in which Durge's mind "knits back together" for a moment and you remember a scene from your childhood. This was so unexpected, I did NOT expect a random spell to trigger story and I loved that.

Realising that you were involved in stealing the Crown from Mephistopheles vault, and that you've been to the Nine Hells before. Finding this out only a little bit after Raphael bitched to you about that lmao.

The fact you're literally playing one of the main bad guys, but with amnesia, and you realise this only in act 3.

#Dark urge #Baldur's Gate 3 #Baldurs Gate 3 #BG3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 spoilers

[youwouldneverbreakthechain]

I don't like the Found Family trope.

There, did I get your attention? It's true, but the question is, why is Guardians of the Galaxy still one of my favorite stories in any medium ever?

Something really clicked for me with the ending of Vol. 3 (spoilers ahead, natch). The team broke up and that kind of development is usually heartbreaking, because we love the team, they love each other, now that they've found each other why should they ever part ways?

The answer is that they're a family, and that's what families do. Growing up means leaving the parents who raised you and finding a path of your own, maybe to someday continue the cycle with kids of your own, but never losing what you got from your first family. Those people, who you can't choose, will always be a part of you.

Each of the Guardians, aside from Drax, had their childhoods interrupted by traumatic events. They didn't get to finish growing up naturally, and that loss hounded them all their lives. When they found each other they began to heal, but here's what I didn't realize until the end of the trilogy: the family that they found with each other wasn't the kind that you make when you grow up. It's the kind that you grow out of.

From the beginning, Peter has shown signs of "Peter Pan Syndrome," acting like a little boy even though he's highly skilled, courageous, and compassionate. His maturity gradually began to show through, but one quirk that kept coming up was his refusal to return to Earth. No good reason for it except that he couldn't bear the reminder of his mother and he was ashamed to face his grandfather. He can handle it now because his life with the Guardians gave him the stability he needed to become a true adult.

Gamora's new incarnation doesn't need the Guardians because she found the Ravagers instead. We don't know much about them but I expect that what they did for Yondu, they'll do for her too. In the meantime, Nebula's had a few good years of being loved and now she can follow the footsteps of the Gamora who was lost, aside from falling for Peter, because that's unlikely to ever work again.

Groot's been the most fortunate, not having his youth cut short or taking any serious trauma since he sprouted. Eventually he may want to strike out on his own, but until then it's good that he can stick with Rocket.

Mantis seemed more aware than anyone of their internal struggles, including her own. Which is appropriate, her being an empath and all. She really made the boldest possible move, going it alone, and I'm proud of her. Hoping she'll make an appearance in The Marvels or something else before reuniting with Peter and/or the Guardians.

Drax is a special case and the one who I thought was most likely to die, since it seemed like his arc was all wrapped up: he had his childhood before we met him and it was his adulthood that was ripped away from him. Revenge was his entire deal and Ronan and Thanos are dead now, so what's left for Drax? Well, it turns out revenge doesn't have to be his entire deal and now I'm embarrassed I ever thought otherwise.

Rocket...oh, Rocket. We always knew that he was something other than what nature had intended, and that was on top of the nonstop physical and emotional abuse, but now it turns out he already lost the only three people who put anything good into his sad little life. Since there was nothing to salvage from his upbringing, he was the one who needed the Guardians the most, so he's the only founding member to stay. But no mistake, it matters that he's staying as the leader. He's not alone, but he's not under anyone's control, either. He knows who is now and he knows his worth.

The "don't call me a raccoon" running joke always bothered me a little but I never dreamed it would have a payoff like it did in Vol. 3. Rocket claiming his full name is much more than a nod to his comic origins. It's his understanding of where he began and the injustice that was done to him, his acceptance that he wasn't at fault for the deaths of his first companions and that he does deserve to be loved by the Guardians.

That's the foundation that lets everyone part ways without having to ask each other if this means their relationships are over. As far as I've seen, no other found family in fiction has reached this point - the team is generally the endgame, and if someone leaves, things will never be the same again.

In a real family, a good one, when someone leaves we celebrate. Congratulations on your first apartment. Good luck at college. Blessings on your union. Just remember, you can always come home again. Our arms are open for you.

#guardians of the galaxy vol. 3 #gotg vol. 3 #gotg vol 3 spoilers #peter quill #gamora #drax the destroyer #nebula #mantis #groot #rocket raccoon #found family trope #guardians of the galaxy

[eldritcmor]

Seriously, these are fun and possibly canon.

The team in civilian clothes, watching their target get away in a helicopter.

Price: well shit. Back to base. We'll get them another day.

Storm: Wait. Wasn't it dead or alive for them?

Ghost: It was, why?

Storm: oh good then this is perfectly within bounds.

Storm proceeds to open the trunk of their car and out pull a Rocket Launcher.

Soap: what the fuck? Did you have that the whole time? Who gave it to you?

Storm: My uncle gave it to me. He said they're handy to have. And now we see why.

Storm launches the single rocket into the helicopter and watches it explode with glee.

--

König: *in concern* why are they smiling?

Ghost: oh, they're holding a sledgehammer.

König: they're not planning on using it, right?

Ghost: Price would have my head if we let them. So instead they get to hold and just think. It's like a treat for them.

König: why would holding it just be a treat?

Ghost: they have a history of retail work. Destruction even imagined is a treat for them.

--

Price: has anyone seen Storm?

Soap: hold on. *Let's out the most heinous velociraptor screech*

Price: why in the fuck!

*A responding velociraptor screech echoes from the ceiling*

Soap: there they are.

Price: *watching in shock as Storm pokes their head out from a nest of blankets in one of the safety nets close to the ceiling.* HOW IN THE FUCK?

--

Ghost: *watching as Storm hauls in an entire pit grill.* What are you doing?

Storm: feeding people.

Ghost: why?

Storm: the shadows were complaining of missing barbecue and Graves said the best barbeque comes from California. The fucker is from Texas, so now it's spite. Ya wanna help?

Ghost: okay. What do you need help with?

Storm: we gotta haul in the fuel and pigs next.

Ghost: pigs?

Storm: yeah, got two whole hogs in the truck bed and bout 100lbs worth of wood n' charcoal in the cab.

#call of duty x reader #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #141 x reader #simon ghost riley #taskforce 141 #captain john price #eld writes