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myblueheavens · 6 months
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Taking Back Sunday for IHeartRadio (11.02.23)
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tigergendermoved · 5 months
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Get fucking chomped idiot
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sleepymushrxxm · 1 year
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Just bros bein dudes but there's a woman
Grass Knuckles: We need a distraction. Nightcap: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Solar Flare, whispering: My time has come
Nightcap: While I’m gone, Grass Knuckles, you’re in charge. Grass Knuckles: Yes!!! Nightcap, whispering: Solar Flare, you’re secretly in charge. Solar Flare: Obviously.
Grass Knuckles: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Nightcap: Wasn't Solar Flare with you? Solar Flare: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Grass Knuckles, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Nightcap: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Grass Knuckles: Orange soda, please! Nightcap: I'll have the strawberry soda. Solar Flare: Me too, strawberry soda. Grass Knuckles:
Grass Knuckles: Why are you on the floor? Nightcap: I'm depressed. Nightcap: Also I was stabbed, can you get Solar Flare, please.
Solar Flare: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Nightcap: *turning to Grass Knuckles* How tall are you?
Solar Flare: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Nightcap: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Grass Knuckles: Smad.
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violet-moonstone · 9 months
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You know, based on Snotlout's reaction towards Fishlegs as "Thor Bonecrusher", I think he shouldn't have had a one-sided rivalry with Eret. He should have had a crush on him.
I will always take RTTE characterization over how any of the characters written in THW, and to a certain extent, the second movie.
Also the fact that there were people on Reddit claiming that Snotlout is 100% straight even after watching "Big Man on Berk" is absolutely ridiculous. He literally kisses Fishlegs on the cheek, talks about "what might have been" and says his heart is broken. Two straight characters could do nothing but touch pinkies and people say they're in love, but the rarely affectionate Snotlout KISSES ANOTHER MAN ON THE CHEEK while talking about his feelings for him and it's suddenly just bros bein dudes. Ok sure.
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weebsinstash · 3 months
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*strums guitar* you know who would be a total piece of shit, to be stuck up in Heaven fuckin FOREVER with
This douchebag! Gotta get some Adam content out before the finale drops and then I'm sure I'll be back for more then too!
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I was listening to "You Didn't Know" again and I HATE this man, and because I hate him and he's an asshole, I can then see his wretched character doing shitty and debauched things
Which then means he's conceptually fuckable and we must discuss
I was sitting and thinking about. Ok in the most dramatic fucking way possible can you imagine being in the courtroom with Charlie as a Sinner Representative because you're dope like that, and Adam just starts fucking beefing with you on sight and you give it right back to him because HOMIE BASICALLY INVENTED MISOGYNY, you're standing in HEAVEN while an ANGEL looks you dead in the eye and calls you a CUNT like I wouldn't fucking tolerate it I'd be screaming at him like a feral beast, "why don't you look at your FEMALE BOSS and say that again, you dickless loser?!"
But can you imagine just having this insane BEEF, you guys are having MUSICAL DIAGETIC SINGING BEEF, and then, like. Either there in court or later on in the plot, hey, everything is good now, Sinners/you can ascend or we can go from heaven and hell and visit our families and everything is good now, yaaay! Or your name was mispelled on a form and it's like oh shit you were supposed to be in Heaven all along our bad and ONLY you are cool to "go upstairs"
And you can't even be happy about it because it's literally "oh cool I DO belong in Heaven!">wait but my friends are in Hell > oh fuck THAT ANGEL THAT HATES ME IS HERE, and sure enough he's standing there at the pearly gates to personally welcome you into Heaven, grinning like the cat that ate the canary, making it EXTREMELY CLEAR that he's basically gonna be stalking you because he wants to personally witness you fuck up and get sent back to Hell where he can kill you himself
Homie is back at base posting photos of you all over the walls like an insane person, "look at this tricky fucking bitch, fucking scheming, fucking planning something, fucking bitch" and even Lute is standing there, ".... that's a photo of them eating a sandwich, sir" and she's like TRYING to see where he's coming from but these are photos of you like SLEEPING and the suspicion that you might act out becomes an excuse to stalk you as he gets progressively more unhinged and perverted and frustrated (in more ways than one)
Let's also just discuss some baseline ideas! Abso fucking lutely do I see him as some, frat boy piece of shit who is always at least vaguely hostile to women so we're discussing female Reader specific ideas. Like imagine he's trying to actually be friendly and be cool with you or maybe you guys even hang out on good terms or whatever, maybe you both play guitar and he likes how you can shred it, and, he's the kinda guy to invite you to hang out and not specify other people are gonna be there so you get there and he's with his buddies and they're all talking about, gross shit like the size of the tits on the girl they last fucked, "oh hey did you sleep with Stacey" "fuck yeah I slept with Stacey you know that slut takes anyone", like, Adam deadass expects you to stand next to him with your red solo cup as they all talk about "the massive cow tits on that bitch" and if you even mildly imply this isn't entertaining "you're just bein a prude babe!"
Like Adam has no self awareness, he'll be saying horrid shit about women and then one of his buddies makes the most MILD of comments about you, "yeah your friend is kinda fuckable" and Adam is like in a RAGE, "hey man, that's not fucking cool! Let's go, outside NOW, fuckin step up, bro!" and he's brawling dudes for shit he's said about their conquests PLENTY of times
Just picturing the idea of like idk Saint Peter or even Emily flying around and they see you sitting on a bench outside far far away from where other people are and they fly down to greet you with the biggest smile, "hiya, how are you?" and you um look at them with such a genuinely dead, depressed, empty expression that they like cannot even fathom it. You're??? Unhappy??? In HEAVEN??? they cannot even comprehend it.
The real kicker is if you started to CRY and look this angel or seraph directly in the eyes as you ask, "can i... go back to Hell? I'm allowed to leave, right?" and THAT'S what raises massive red flags and sends that angel straight to their fucking boss. Sera would be over here, "oh she's having problems with Adam oh that's unfortunate but they'll sort them out -- WAIT WHAT DO YOU M E A N SHE WANTS TO LEAVE????" And,, oh, NOW they suddenly care about how happy you are, NOW they're suddenly willing to help maybe mildly keep Adam away from you. Because why? Because now you're potentially going to damage Heaven's perfect track record, and, geez they can't have you running around DEPRESSED, with your face looking all... ICKY and SAD! What if you made the other darlin-- I mean other residents of heaven sad and they maybe wanted to leave their precious angel protectors too? Huh? Ever think of that?
I love how I was sitting over here "what if like the entire Spider Society was yandere for the Reader" and ever since then my brain is like a puppy chasing treats, "what if I made this entire community mentally unhinged"
Also. Carmilla Carmine and her family + Zestial protecting Reader from Adam or any other angels because 👏 we can have as many mommies or daddies or fake family members as we want down here and that's the facts on that 👏
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xeenok-laboratories · 10 months
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Just two dudes bein' bros I wonder what they're talkin' about
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cock-holliday · 1 year
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mulder & scully will be like 'we're not together.' and then will do the most tender things with each other and pretend that they're just friends. buddies. pals if you will.
Just two dudes hanging out bein buds and perhaps even bros. Doing platonic pal shit…like falling in love.
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chuthulhu-reads · 11 months
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[ID: three panels from Trigun Maximum. Vash is sitting with his head and upper body flopped over a table that's strewn with empty food packets, bottles, and cutlery. Across the table, a dark-haired, scruffy man is sitting back in his seat and staring up at the ceiling. Next to them, a huge bald guy, bigger than the other two men put together, is lying on his back on a couch and scratching his stomach. The big man is saying, "So many peoples ded... and it's purdy much all done bah y'self." In the second panel, we get a look at the bleary, drunken expression of the dark-haired man as he says, "Pffft. Lemme guess, ya feel like yer bein' crushed by regret, right?" The third panel shows a half-empty liquor bottle and a battered mug as the dark-haired man continues, "Everybody feels that way. There isn't a soul who hasn't wanted to escape from it all." End ID.]
With what a huge disaster July was and the high drama of the previous reveal of what happened, it's just kinda hilarious to me in the sweetest way that Vash gets drunk and spills it out to a couple of randos he just met and they're just like "damn, bro, that sucks. Shit happens." He bares the fact that he's not human and accidentally committed a mass murder to these dudes he met literally today and they're chill about it. They're just giving him shitty drunk emotional advice like he's just told them how his girlfriend dumped him and he deserved it. I honestly love it. It's human acceptance on a very fundamental level. He's an ambulatory leek that's sometimes a nuke but right now, to them, he's just another dude at the bar. I love that Vash gets this moment after Ryutsu Citadel, and I think it really fortifies his resolve against Knives.
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[ID: a panel from Trigun Maximum. Vash is smiling brightly as he says, "I won't forget about tonight. Being able to sit down and have a couple of drinks before the end... it was nice." End ID.]
Look at his smile... he really did need a couple beers with some benign randos to relax and I'm glad he got it Q_Q
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jrueships · 2 years
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maxey, haliburton
WHERE ARE THEIR BOYFRIENDS !?!? 😼
V ER Y astute question! which requires VERY astute answers!! luckily... you've come to the right place 😼..
LET'S START WITH MAXEY!!! and ill reblog with Haliburton because i got a Lot of maxey pictures... hes very girlfriend !! (& i have to do some research on hali.. he may be bisexual shoutout rising star pics.. but he is Also.... Cryptid..)
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# 1. (in NO particular order..) Potential maxey boyfriend: SCOTTIE BARNES!!!!
reasons? : HE'S SO SMILEY & SWEET!! and so is maxey! They're probably the two most endearing rooks! ALSO their whole rising star segment??? HELLO they're adorable 🥰🥰 maxey not wanting a hug from scottie because he's so sweaty... scottie bein a happy goof n huggin him anyways.. maxey laughing for the camera then bein all 'ew' to scottie n wipin the sweat off LMAO. BUT THEN THEY EPICALLY FAIL AND THEYRE BOTH LAUGHING BUT SCOTTIE'S ACTUALLY RLLY EMBARRASSED AND MAXEY (who scored ZERO points in the entire rising star game) STARTS A HUG BECAUSE HE NOW KNOWS THAT'S HOW SCOTTIE SHOWS HIS LOVE LIKE !!!!! theyre so cute.. scottie hitting maxey with a screen and making him fall (maxey too WEAK 😿!!!), but trying to help him up before joel shoves him away.... maxey looking betrayed and shocked!! oh the capulet and Montague of it All... dont worry tho 😊 !! Scottie apologized during maxey's free-throws!!!! they always try talking when it's free-throw time! they are Frens 🥰🥰 boyfrens... even 🤔? maxey already got approved by vanvleet!!! just needs to hit the gym more..
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#2 . Potential maxey boyfriend: Anthony edwards !! AAAANT!!!
there's a vid of fetus ant and fetus maxey interacting, fetus ant enters the scene and the first person he recognizes n daps up is "REESE!!" He totally ignores the guy standing right next to maxey too lmao. THEN he let's maxey get away with basically calling out to the whole world that he's about to tap in with his college. Literally let rap self-snitching happen but with maxey as the mc. Ant staring at the camera like 'bruh seriously just...' but he let's maxey call him out because ! he's MAXEY!!! he's so pretty and sweet! they are FRIENDS‼️ we love ant's loyalty <33 even to the accidental snitches here !
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plus ant recovers by making a joke that maxey literally screamwails over he's laughing so hard. No one else is doubling over in movement like that for ant's quickass quip except for maxey. Like ok overly-giggly cheerleader who treats the star quarterback's every word like it's a late night show.. we get it 😭. Dude next to you GETS it, maxey... he Gets it .
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He K n o w s . ( & i know he knows x2 !)
Maxey wanting to impress ant so bad he says and does the corniest shit and scores 0 points at the rising star game that ant literally Did Not care about 😭 just wanted to collect his bet money from the other rooks and go.... And ant ACTUALLY liking maxey but maxey having no idea he LIKES LIKES him like that so he tries so hard to seem loveable when in actuality he's always BEEN??? insane. ant already made his kermit character go to Kentucky. bro he LIKES you REESE! he wants to be your BOYfriend‼️‼️ just KISS HIM!! K I SS hIM!!!!
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# 3. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : Immanuel Quickley
COLLEGE CRUSHES?????? FRIENDS TO LOVERS SLOWBURN 100K AOC ????? WHEN!!! iq will capitalize on ANY chance he gets with maxey near him to DRAW HIM CLOSE and HOLD him. Whether it's rubbing a hand down the arch of his spine, keeping a hand on his shoulder, a hand on his neck! IQ LOVES MAXEY AND MAXEY LOVES IQ!!! never NOT leans into the touches like a touchstarved cheetah! ( i almost typed cheeto lmao). AND THE LOVE DIDN'T CEASE AFTER COLLEGE!!!!! They STAY talkin bout each other on twitter! Maxey will guiltrip iq into answering his texts and calls!! Rting and qrting each other's stuff! IQ PUTTING TYRESE AS HIS HEADER?????? theyre friends to friendly competitors (iq dropping Maxey that one time...) to LOVERS, your HONOR !!!!!!!! i love them sm i NEED more content for them iNEED more PASSENGERS on this MICKEY MOUSE STEAMBOAT 🗣‼️‼️
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# 4. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : nick richards <333
ANOTHER Kentucky teammate who fell for maxey would be 7ft Jamaican hornets player NICK richards !!! He was pick 42 at center! Hornets love their himbos... i swear..
BUT SERIOUSLY L O O K AT THESE PHOTOS.... lil 6"2 tyrese staring up at nick, who's probably distracted by some butterfly, all in love... he's looking exceptionally tiny here 😭. Then they decide to draft together even though nick only had one more year to go until he could get all 4 years of college in? But he graduated with 3 all so he could be with maxey?????? THEN THEIR FIRST GAME AGAINST EACH OTHER HE SURE DIDN'T FORGET IT AND RAN OVER TO HUG HIM BEFORE THE BALL COULD BE TIPPED!!!!! in front of EVERYBODY waiting to get ready!!! he loved him THAT much and couldn't WAIT till the game was done to hug him? HELLO?? HE'S SO SWEET 😭 AND DUMB... I CARE HIM SO.... pulling maxey onto his TIPTOES with the hug HELP !!! HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! it almost looks like they're kissing 😭 what's with maxey and having 'last minute change of mind lovers running off the plane that was going to move far far away in order to kiss and lice life together' trope with EVERYONE and the HUG action.... insane. his babygirl Rizz 😎😎
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# 5. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : Desmond Bane
IT'S TIME PEOPLE START SHOWIN SOME DBANE APPRECIATION PLEASE !!! his FRECKLES?? his FACE? his ARMS????? LET'S GO LESBANES!!! but they were fr flirting the whole rising star game... ill make a separate post of the pictured interaction later but DUDE JUST TRUST ME!! theyre ditzy beach volleyball girl and mean beach volleyball girl. THEY JUST ARE!!!!! Maxey invites little kids to a game of beach volleyball with a beach ball and Desmond kicks sand in creeps' eyes who stare at his friends. Desmond applies Maxey's sunscreen and carries the beach umbrella. Maxey brings the fun towels and sandcastle kits !! He also applies Desmond's sunscreen where he spends EXTRA time rubbing in that PESKY sunscreen lotion for Des's arms. it's the ELBOWS he SWEARS - has absolutely NOTHING to do with those LETHAL weapons Desmond calls BICEPS and TRICEPS.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!! he SWEARS‼️
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# 6. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : Paul Reed
IF YOU NEED A TEAMMATE BOYFRIEND THOUGH.... i THINK i found one... hello 6"9 BBall Paul 😊😊. he's VERY sweet and LOVES his momma!!! and he's a Gemini??? So is iq! inch resting..... mayheps maxey has found himself another buddy to bother ? there's not a LOT of content of these two together, i gotta make a note to actively look out for it next season, but from the slim seconds i've SEEN.... they're CUTE. Tyrese really REALLY loves Paul's nickname and he actually Will Not stop referring to him as "BBall Paul". he's. Obsessed. HE JUST THINKS IT'S SO FUNNY??? AND COOL??? does maxey have bigger muscles than paul??? LMFAO that's really funny to me i love that for him!! it's very girlboss malewife to me! in the BLOSSOM! the EARLY stages... we must Wait... and See. But so far they're so sweet and encouraging to each other... maxey loves bball Paul <3 i think he has an leetle crush !!
ANYWAYS THATS ALL I COULD FIT FOR MAXEY RN PICTURE-WISE, BUT I'LL PROBABLY FIND SOME MORE!! who knows! maybe YOU'LL find some more! or have already! LEMME KNOW!!!!!!!!! n lemme know your thoughts on these as well if you want! i'm ALWAYS up for listenin to what the moots have to say! HOPE U ENJOYED AND THESE MAKE SENSE!! CIAO‼️‼️‼️
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misscloudiedays · 2 years
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Yeah Yeah!! Ashamed to admit that when i first saw Rottmnt when it first came out, I was pushed away by the different designs and altered character personalities. But now?? That's what makes it awesome!!! Also like how they're just a family of teens who just so happen to fight crime. (Also way less aggressiveness directed towards Mikey compared to the 2012 version.) I can see Leo and Sonic just chilin, bros bein dudes. (Sonic hating all of Leo's puns). Also Knuckles hangin out with Raph, and then Donnie and Mikey chilling with Tails. They all fit! (At least somewhat partially)
CAN I JUST MENTION HOW CUTE IT IS THAT THEY'LL DO ONE MISSION JUST TO GET HUGS FROM THEIR DAD?? HELLO?? MY HEART?? /POS
And yeah!! The ROTTMNT thing made me think up the thing about project team sonic thinking their so cool, since tehcinally they are mutants I would say
I can imagine Vigor (knuckles) dressing up like Raph, Intell (Tails) dressing up like Donnie
Guessing evolution would be leo? Cause blue
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rhinozilla · 2 years
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I'm determined to finish this Project Dawn chapter today, but it's kinda heavy. So I'm coping with that by simultaneously coming up with scenarios about:
Calder and North being chaos besties
Connor, Coda, and Calder (far in the future of D07) losing all braincells when they're together and succumbing to "just bros bein dudes" type shenanigans, much to the chagrin and suffering of their parents Hank and Penny
I geuinely can't explain where the idea of Calder and North becoming besties came from, but now I'm obsessed with it. It's happening.
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just like best guy buddies kissin, no homo, yuuji and todo, beam and denji, these have been my fav ships for like the last 2-3 weeks, best shit, just guys bein dudes, one day they're horny, or need to practice kissing, and they go to their buddy, then they realize they maybe like dude butt's/tit's as well, no homo, their wearing socks bro it's fine
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oh, the joys of ''friendship''. you know, like passing by your 'partner', resting your hand on his shoulder, and you both freezing as you look into each other's eyes, caught in the prism of colors and emotions, cheeks warm as you meet eyes, both wondering what the other tastes like-
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lookbluesoup · 4 years
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yeah so the synths have taken over my life and you know what? 0 regrets. these are some good beans right here
Mal is @saltsealed ‘s >:D
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wigglebox · 2 years
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I'm a Misha cockles bait apologist. Sorry but misleading people into thinking you're dating your friend is really fun and I advocate for everyone to have a go at it once in their lifetime. Now, I'm not straight, BUT I have it on good authority that my straight friend who I pretended to be having a passionate gay affair with for over two years was having just as great of a time as I was and we are still friends to this day. So even if there's not a single bisexual bone in Misha's body I still 100% support him fucking around. It's the least he deserves for having to put up with the slightly weirdly performative “go up and entertain us” mentality of conventions. (This goes for Jensen as well obviously the discourse just isn't about him right now).
yeah i mean obviously there's a line i wouldn't want either of them to cross, but in my eyes they don't?
also i have a strange relationship with RPS and that's the fact i don't actually like participating in it and indeed despite seeing cockles stuff for years and years, and just kinda nodding along, i really couldn't help myself in 2019 after JIB. but it's still one of those 'this is the exception, not the rule' lol
but in that strange relationship i come to grips with the fact that the subjects of the real person ship can do whatever they want with the information once they learn it's happening.
and both of them kinda lean into it and are cute about it and sometimes a little *blush* and honestly if they're having a good time, then I'm having a good time. be it friends or something more cockles is still just fun lol and they're having a fun time with it and since they're the ones at the center of the ship, and they're not fictional characters and have a brain for themselves, i think it's only fair that they get to joke around about it as well. they've never told us 'fuck you fuck this ship this is disgusting what's wrong with you we're straight heterosexual men TM thank you very much' or anything they just are like 'haha yeah jensen's the horse' or 'why, i lived it'?' or whatever wlekfjawlkejfwa
like let them have some fun with it xD
and they've been having fun with it for years now and it's not like it's new. i don't think it's really misleading because there's still no actual proof cockles isn't anything more than just Good Bros TM just Guys Bein' Dudes TM or anything but i AM a support of them both doing whatever they want with the information that there's a chunk of fans who think they're together together if yo know what i mean.
so long as they're not being very offensive and throwing slurs around and making fun of it maliciously and making fun of their fans and putting us down and shit.
they lean into it, so i feel like we can too? like, we can too lol.
again i don't think it's bait, but i think it's fun for them maybe. like we know they know we know they know we know etc etc so on and so forth to infinity and beyond xD
if they're nothing more than Straight Friends TM then it's still funny like idk. i know some people will disagree with this entire thing and that's fine, but i also have a proclaimed straight male friend who always talks about his roommate like they're an old married couple and all that and make comments like that all the time. only difference is they don't do conventions or talk on twitter or Instagram xD
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berrodarmstrong · 7 years
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After a somewhat stressful mission dealing with the Corpse Brigade and a very difficult Hecatoncheir, Viktor and Berrod headed to the Brimming Heart's pools to cool down. It had been a while since the pair had just hung out a bit. They caught up, regaled each other with how they spent their time during the war, talked about a common point in both their pasts, as well as plans for the future.
Viktor also offered Berrod some help with getting rid of the awful scar on his abdomen. The redhead had been torn on whether to keep it or not, but eventually decided that he wanted nothing left of Gunnar on him. 
Of course, there was also rough-housing in the form of ankle-dragging, bear hugs, leg locks and -- tickles? Stupid tickles, the devilry that turned the tide -- for a moment. All in all, it was a good time that left them both feeling far better for the hardship out at Moondrip.
@viktor-harlenk
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