Every fucked up powerful family dynamic in fiction has:
- Evil father running some kind of company/enterprise/crime syndicate/country
- Dead mother
- Son who will never make his father proud, no matter how hard he tries (poor sad little meow meow)
- Hyper-competent genius daughter who takes after father (lesbian)
- Son who left the family business and does yoga/art/activism for a living, actively fighting against dad
47 notes
·
View notes
gonna make BoCo's current driver female and also a bit of a dick in the name of gender equality
18 notes
·
View notes
The Killing Eve Prime Directive as Described by Phoebe Waller-Bridge. (original illustration by Sanz/Twitter)
63 notes
·
View notes
me: stop making eastern european characters evil in media. also me: is actively making eastern european characters evil in my own story
76 notes
·
View notes
if I saw a really big snail will it eat any future curses I may have yet to receive? or are snails beholden to the passage of time just as we are?
Unfortunately snails can only consume the curses you already contain
30 notes
·
View notes
i’m not watching dynamite from the start nor will i be watching the backstage show but i will continue being a hater
5 notes
·
View notes
Genderswapping gnc people must lead to an equally gnc person of the other gender
6 notes
·
View notes
i've got some home made chocolate from my friend, and it's so good i want to cry
2 notes
·
View notes
Emos love Eridan
Goths love Aradia
Punks love Vriska
And scene people love Nepeta
6 notes
·
View notes
wait. they are also a blorbo if you are willing to shoot them at a range of 20-30 feet with a revolver.
blorbo qualifications (must tick at least one of the following boxes, although ideally more than one)
-you have given them one or more of your issues (projecting)
-you would hit them with a car
-you would shoot them at a range of 20-30 feet with a revolver
-(older man exclusive) you have referred to them as 'babygirl'
-you have cosplayed as this character
-multiple people in your life associate you with this character
-you have changed their pronouns
3 notes
·
View notes
been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
158K notes
·
View notes
op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .
68K notes
·
View notes