#then yuuji forced all of them to watch the human earthworm movies

[undergoing-mitosis]

we've all seen this:

but now, i raise you this:

that's it that's all i had to say thank you for coming to my ted talk

#nah but they would have the best dynamic #yuuji would be the best big bro to anya #auby would be the cool big sis who teaches anya bad words and how to kick ass #auby would pretend she hates yuuji but she actually secretly loves him and would kill for him #saiki and anya would bond over being able to hear everyone's thoughts and the struggles that come with that #and saiki just generally would be so done with the other three's bullshit #would leave them to deal with their antics #slink away and eat his coffee jelly in peace #but then anya always finds him cause of telepathy and the three continue to annoy him #in fact what yuuji and auby end up bonding over the most is finding the most convoluted and bizzare ways to prank saiki. #but saiki always sees said pranks coming cause #ofc he does #then yuuji forced all of them to watch the human earthworm movies #anya gets bored and starts wining that they should put on bondman instead #auby complains but is actually weirdly invested in this bizzare story #and saiki just spoils the movie for everyone as payback for all their antics. #oh god i have thought about this way too much #anyways #itadori yuuji #anya forger #saiki kusuo #aubrey omori #jjk #spy x family #saiki k #omori #jujutsu kaisen #sxf #tdlosk #thoughts n rambles

[cursedvibes]

do you think kenjaku wouldn't be the biggest fan of human earthworm 4 considering the themes of (shudders) L word. i think it'd be fun to see them watch it together with yuji, while their tastes are similar there are some that they just won't see eye-to-eye about in regards to horror movies. imagine yuji being so offended that kenjaku found the themes lame that he snapped out of his discomfort of being around his evil mom just to rant about how wrong they are

I think Kenjaku wouldn't be that bothered by it. The prospect of human earthworm babies is much more exciting. A perfect fusion between human and earthworm is already a novelty, but being able to produce healthy offspring as well? Now that's right up their alley. They would both gush about the movie and the relationship between the worman and the human woman, but for different reasons.

Although I have to say, Yuuji being all "uwu it's about love" is a bit weird to me considering his behaviour towards love later in the episode and also what he liked about the previous Human Earthworm movies (or the 2nd one to be precise, where the deformed son kills his mother, who ruined his life and tried to kill him). They (MAPPA) could've just left the message at: seeing the humanity and value in others despite their appearance and history. Breaking it down to LOVE *sparkle* feels a bit forced.

#asks