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#the whole reason she even meets kevin is cause she was in love with barney
the-gongoozler · 5 years
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Best Ship/Worst Ship- TV edition
1. Gilmore Girls (the best)
Best Ship:  Jess and Rory (Literati)
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- Very ready to fight about it
- Look at the way he looks at her
- She couldn’t stay away from him, even when she tried
- The literal only case of two exes meeting up and the guy not being an absolute dick about it.
- Sexual tension 12/10
- Friendship 15/10
- Pulls you out of the deep dark whole you dig yourself into 10/10
Worst Ship: Chris and Lorelai (Balcony Buddies)
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- Chris sucks
- This is the best gif he’s in. 
- Same, Luke. Same.
- Sexual tension 1/10
- Friendship 3/10
2. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best Ship: Amy and Jake (Peraltiago)
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- They are so sweet and supportive
- Not a couple that needs drama cliches to be interesting
- Kevin and Holt are a close second
- Sexual tension 7/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Rosa and Adrian
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- So unhealthy and sad
- Rosa deserves better and she’s damn well gonna get it
- Sexual tension 8/10
- Friendship 0/10
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Best Ship: Spike and Buffy (Spuffy)
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- Enemies to lovers stan
- He’s the only one that is 100% honest with her
- He’s the only one that really helps her after she crawls out of her grave.
- Sexual tension 10/10
- Friendship 8/10
Worst Ship: (Briley?)
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- Riley, was there even a point to you?
- Sexual tension 0/10
- Friendship 0/10
4. Friends 
Best Ship: Joey and Rachel (Roey)
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- Joey loved her so much
- He was ready to do anything for her and her baby
- She wasn’t nearly as unhappy with her as she was with any of her other boyfriends
- Sexual tension 8/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Rachel and Ross (Rosschel)
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- Ross is so possessive
- There was so much drama
- They made each other more annoying
- Sexual tension 3/10
- Friendship 6/10
5. How I Met Your Mother
Best Ship: Barney and Robin (Swarkles)
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- Again, supportive.
- They actually have stuff in common?
- “No guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky; you're your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I've ever banged.”
- Sexual tension 7/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Ted and Robin
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- Ross and Rachel 2.0
- He complains that she doesn’t need him enough.
- Very not a fan of being possessive over an ex.
- She does. not. want. kids. Ted. 
- Sexual tension 1/10
- Friendship 7/10
6. Lucifer
Best Ship: Chloe and Lucifer (Deckstar)
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- He needs Decker in his life
- Tbh, she needs him too.
- Sexual tension 9/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Amenadiel and Linda
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- There’s significantly less chemistry between him and Linda compared to him and Maze.
- Linda and Maze also have more chemistry.
- Linda deserves someone who won’t try to steal her baby?
- Sexual tension 6/10
- Friendship 5/10
7. Once Upon a Time
Best Ship: Killian and Emma (Captain Swan)
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- You could see them together the first time they talked.
- Again, enemies to lovers
- Great tension for a long while
- Sexual tension 10/10
- Friendship 9/10
Worst Ship: Emma and Neal (Swanfire)
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- Not good influences on each other
- She had your baby and you just weren’t around, Neal.
- Sexual tension 7/10
- Friendship 4/10
8. Stranger Things
Best Ship: Jonathan and Nancy (Jancy)
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- My only complaint? Wasn’t a slow enough burn.
- Sexual tension 10/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Max and Lucas (as a romantic relationship)
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- I know they’re young. I just don’t like how they treat each other in season 3
- They honestly both deserve better
- Friendship 8/10
9. Superstore
Best Ship: Amy and Jonah (Simmosa)
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- Goddamit, Amy just leave your husband please?
- There are so many times when they should just kiss.
- Sexual tension 9/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Matteo and Jeff
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 - Sorry, but Jeff kinda sucks. 
- Matteo should have someone who isn’t in the middle of a midlife crisis?
- Maybe Jeff can redeem himself soon.
- Sexual tension 7/10
- Friendship- 5/10
10. The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Best Ship: Sabrina and Harvey (Harvina) 
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- They are too cute together
- It feels like they’re set up for endgame
- Sexual tension 6/10
- Friendship 9/10
Worst Ship: Sabrina and Nick (Nickbrina)
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- It feels very temporary. 
- I don’t trust him. I never have.
- Sexual tension 10/10
- Friendship 4/10
11. The Office
Best Ship: Jim and Pam (PB&J)
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- Absolutely in love
- Smart and funny
- Sloooooow burn
- Sexual tension 10/10
- Friendship 10/10
Worst Ship: Jim and Pam with relationship issues in the late seasons
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- So many shows have this endgame otp slowburn that takes 25% of the plot for a long time and when they get together, there’s nothing to fill that gap. Thus, they cause drama in that relationship when there really shouldn’t be any. Bullshit. 
- Sexual tension 0/10
- Friendship 5/10
12. The Punisher/Daredevil
Best Ship: Karen and Frank (Kastle)
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- After going through so much together, they are definitely in love
- Sadly, the cancellation is why this isn’t happening.
- No other reason.
- Definitely not. 
- Sexual tension 10/10
- Will murder for you 10/10
Worst Ship: Elektra and Matt (Gross)
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- Elektra just sucked in general. Let’s be real. 
- No
Gilmore Girls Literati Brooklyn nine-nine Peraltiago BTVS Spuffy Friends Roey HIMYM Swarkles Lucifer Deckstar OUAT Captain Swan Stranger Things Jancy Superstore Simmosa Sabrina Harvina The office PB&J Kastle Daredevil Punisher
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