#the way this is funnier than the original 🙄

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by holy order from @combaticon i changed the script on an unfinished comic page to be about sharks 🦈

#art #comic #shitpost #vortex #onslaught #the way this is funnier than the original 🙄 #transformers #combaticons

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Taven and Daegon being pet regressors?

I'm so sorry if they're out of character!!!! I can also redo them or do a part 2!!! 🥺

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Pet Regressor Taven & Daegon Hcs

🦁 Taven pet regresses as a lion cub

🐉 . . . Is it wrong to say that Daegon should be a dragon regressor? 🥺 (Cause- Cause of his name? . . . Guys, I’m actually so funny >:3)

🦁 Taven had a slightly hard time regressing in general, he’s a serious man, and has things to do (y’all, this man is so serious and direct with everything, I love him)

🐉 Daegon regresses a bit easier, but he’s much more of a brat while small

🦁 Tavens a good boy, he just wants pets and comfort :(

🐉 Y’all these two FIGHT

🦁 It’s not just physical though!! Sometimes Daegon will insult Taven about something, and then Taven will call him a naughty name and now they’re bickering

🐉 Siblings, always starting things 🙄 (I have three, and I do love them, I swear <3)

🦁 Daegon has walked over just to bop Taven on the head and Taven lunged at him

🐉 Any physical banter they have, it’s rarely ever dangerous dangerous

🦁 And if you tell them to knock it off, they’ll knock it off

🐉 Daegon, who starts half the fights, always acts like the victim afterwards, whining and wanting cuddles because Taven was being mean 🥺

🦁 Daegon is very much a brat, absolute brat

🐉 Why can’t it go his way? It should go his way!! >:(

🦁 He’ll get all huffy and puffy over timeouts too, but will sit in them and apoligize later

🐉 Taven has some bad days, but isn’t necessarily a brat

🦁 Might need timeout though, which he gets incredibly grumpy at

🐉 Daegon steals all your stuff 😮‍💨

🦁 No seriously, it’s his now, he wanted it, so he snatched it, it was so shiny and pretty!! :D

🐉 ^ This does include Taven’s stuff, which Taven mostly lets slide because he knows he can get it back when he’s bigger

🦁 Unless it’s one of his favorite stuffies, then he’ll throw hands

🐉 I know I’ve spoken a lot about the boys being against each other, but if things went better, I like to think they’re still friendly with each other

🦁 Taven helping Daegon build a fort so he has a ‘nesting ground’

🐉 Daegon helping Taven ‘hunt’ for food (which is more helping him open up the goldfish bag, but still)

🦁 Taven really likes cuddles, he’s just a big kitty, let him sit on your lap 🥺

🐉 And dragons are obviously super cold! So Daegon should cuddle up to you too!! :D (< Both their logics, works everytime)

🦁 The two actually work really well together during playtime

🐉 Mostly it’s just play wrestling, but sometimes they’ll other things!! Stomping around together, roaring, laying on the floor where the sun hits them

🦁 Snack time is very easy!! They both share very similar taste, and won’t exactly huff when they get a snack that the other wants

🐉 Absolutely will steal each others snacks when the others not looking

🦁 Nap time on the other hand. . .

🐉 Taven’s much easier, he mostly regresses when he’s stressed or upset, and he’d love a good nap

🦁 BUt Daegon? He doesn’t wanna sleep yet!! He wants to stay up and play more!! >:(

🐉 But if you promise him some ice cream? Or a chocolate coin after his nap? . . . He’ll sleep for a little bit (two hours, but whatever)

🦁 ^ Chocolate coins are some of Daegon’s favorite snacks, dragons love shiny things!! And this one's candy!! :D

🐉 Taven’s favorite snacks are goldfish and crackers, very simple man <3

🦁 Taven’s favorite nicknames are Kitty, Cub, Baby Boy

🐉 Daegon’s favorite nicknames are Hatchling, Sweetheart, Little One

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I like Taven. I don't understand his character completely, but rewarching Armageddon, he has a funnier personality than I originally remembered. :]

I don't really . . . like these Hcs though. Seriously, if anyone wants a pt 2 or something lemme know. 😭

#age regression #agere #sfw age regression #mortal kombat agere #sfw agere #age regression headcanons #mk agere #mk armageddon #mortal kombat armageddon #taven #mk taven #taven mk #daegon #mk Daegon #daegon mk #little taven #regressor taven #little daegon #regressor daegon

[judeswhore]

instagram au: my valentine - jude bellingham

a mini collection of valentine’s weekend posts and a tiny piece of fluff <3 it’s incredibly short and not the best but it’s a start :)

pictures are not mine, credit to the original owners

judebellingham✔️

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judebellingham that shirt doesn’t belong to her🙄

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yourinstagram i bought it

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↳ yourinstagram finders keepers

sanchooo10 forget about the shirt watch where you’re putting your hands

↳ judebellingham y/n had no complaints

jobebellingham socks and sandals🤔

↳yourinstagram i begged him not to

↳jobebellingham send him home the fresh air isn’t doing him any good

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yourinstagram sea ya later

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sasha__rebecca the prettiest girl🥰

↳yourinstagram missing u!❤️❤️

judebellingham you’re not funny

↳yourinstagram that’s weird, i swear the caption was ur idea

↳judebellingham wasn’t like i’m funnier and u know it

↳yourinstagram okay mr all my jokes are from the back of a penguin biscuit

↳judebellingham watch it missy

judebellingham you’re fit though

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yourinstagram my bf is prettier than urs <3

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reecejames open your eyes bellingham

judebellingham who’s that handsome boy??

↳yourinstagram think he’s called jadon? might be wrong tho

yourinstagram ps: jude’s wearing my shirt

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↳judebellingham you need your phone taking away🤣

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erling.haaland looking good bro

↳judebellingham my bro❤️

johnstonesofficial finally cracking a smile😂😂

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judebellingham 😍😍

judebellingham you or the sunset? i vote you

laurennjjames an absolute stunner

jobebellingham there’s no way jude took these

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judebellingham✔️

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judebellingham she downed that glass in 20 seconds, happy valentine’s day angel, i love you🤍

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yourinstagram i adore u more than anything❤️❤️

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yourinstagram couldn’t ask for a better drinking partner, happy valentine’s day baby💞

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judebellingham 🤍🤍

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yourinstagram thank u for the most beautiful weekend i love u more than life🤍🤍

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Jude couldn't hold back his grin as he gazed at you across the little restaurant table, his eyes following your every movement. You were staring down at the menu, brows furrowed in concentration and his tummy gave a funny little flip when your rocking foot gently knocked against his ankle. It didn't matter that the two of you had been together for so long, you still managed to make his heart race and his cheeks heat up. You gave a little huff and then glanced up at him, brows drawing in deeper when you caught his smile.

"Why're you looking at me like that?" You set the menu back down between you and settled your chin in your hand, elbows propped up on the table. He just shrugged in response, leaning his own elbows on the table so the two of you were only inches apart thanks to how tiny it actually was. Your eyes locked and a slow soft smile curled at your lips.

"You’re beautiful." He watched the blush that trickled over your cheekbones at his words and his smile only grew, his ankle hooking around yours beneath the table. He let his eyes flicker down to your lips. “And I love you.”

“I love you, too.” It was a gentle barely there whisper but still had a kicking impact on Jude and he leant a little further forward so he could press his lips to yours. The kiss was quick and fleeting, your nose bumping his as you turned your head away and let out a laugh. “You’ll get us kicked out for PDA.”

“That’s not a thing.”

“It definitely is.” He lifted one hand and tucked your hair behind your ear, the soft caress of his fingers across your jaw making you shiver, your lashes fluttering. His thumb brushed just beneath your eye and you didn’t complain as he kissed you again, your mind short circuiting when his tongue met yours. You were thankful for the tiny restaurant and your corner table because you weren’t too fond of having people constantly snapping photos of the two of you but in the moment, with Jude’s mouth on yours, he was all you could think about.

He was slow in pulling away this time, his fingers still cupping the side of your face. He kissed the tip of your nose and grinned. “I hope you know that this weekend has been the best of my life. Because of you.”

“Mine too. I know I’ve said it about a thousand times but I’m grateful that you did this, you didn’t have to.” Jude just shrugged and settled back slightly, his fingers tangling with yours so he could bring your hand up to his mouth. His lips ghosted over the back of your knuckles when he spoke.

“You know I’d do anything for you. My girl deserves the best of everything, yeah?” He kissed your ring finger, unaware of the way it lit up your eyes. “Happy valentine’s day, baby.”

“Happy valentine’s day, Jude.”

#england nt #football #football imagine #jude bellingham #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham one shot #jude bellingham blurb #jude bellingham fic #jude bellingham fluff #jude bellingham x reader

[chuckletons]

Random and you've probably noticed how inconsistent Carl's personality is in Johnny Bravo. He can be a sweet little dope in one episode and a sarcastic little shit in the next. It depends on what the writers wanted to use him for in the episode.

no totally. i think they intended for carl to be both (i can explain). then he's also got so many issues, but on the other hand: remember how "creepy" they tried to make him? i fly, aunt katie's farm (🙄), etc. then by s3, it's sprinkled here and there but he feels more "normal" in comparison? sort of? lmao

carl was a retooling of the 'jim dandy' concept from the s2 bible (van + seth version). dandy was basically donny as an original character, but more importantly, he's— y'know what here's his bio except i highlighted everything that got shoved onto carl in some form

(putting that + more thoughts under the cut this is gonna get Long and disjointed. i love production bs)

(didn't highlight it, but the 'never to[o] old to learn something new' part reminds me of the bravo 13 intro)

again, not to a T, but easy to tell what was reworked into carl's personality once the s2-3 crew took over. this includes his obliviousness, which ended up bouncing between outright fantasy and misinterpreting insults or social cues. it depended on what the writers thought was funnier at the moment ig (regardless, carl does have trouble with social skills like johnny, but in different ways.)

this is one of the biggest reasons why carl got reduced so much in s4. van brought osmond back as a guest star, taking the main "annoying cheery guy" role... for three episodes. so, carl's character is "annoying cheery guy" (ultra geek edition), but as merch proves, he was planned to be more of a sad and stereotypical (x2) little man... sometimes? who knows.

carl was likely created to be a better foil for johnny, who had the most going on, and for the variety in plotlines/punchlines. he definitely had more going on personality-wise than jim. even in the few comics based on bible carl, he's blunt as usual, smug, skeptical of johnny, whatever this mess is, but he is his usual enthusiastic self too. in a kid's book, carl's bio didn't mention that he's sweet or positive at all. his nerdiness was the focus, although those traits were associated with 'dweeb-y' or 'annoying' anyway so it pretty much blended together.

("carl got nerdier" is the most interesting bit here. and "even more irritating" implies johnny hates it more when carl succeeds than he hates his nerdiness— and that really applied to anything in the show, not just dating.)

when it comes to the retooled bible as a whole and what's known about it, i'm gonna guess that the writers felt certain ideas (such as carl being too self-aware he's a 'loser' and 'uncool', johnny trying to get him to "man up", the list goes on) weren't going to make good gags in the long run. i think they also had to find a balance of edgy and goofy for the show that felt right/the network was comfortable with when they weren't trying to push the censors. that definitely would've affected their 'plans' for carl.

in particular, carl being the "hopeless pollyanna" type felt more effective VS. jim/osmond since the retool's world was darker and wackier. his optimism and fantasies (at odds with his Logical Nerd Traits) set him up for failure, similarly to johnny's entire deal. the focus was often more on the nerdy side of gags (again, blends together tbh), but carl got the short end of the stick either way. this goes for s4 too, for obvious reasons. not to mention, carl's "luck with the ladies"/interest in dating was only relevant in like four episodes. the point is, carl usually lost in some form.

TL;DR back on topic: carl being sarcastic and/or mean occasionally... kind of worked— for me. like, i just say damn. this is a lot. he feels like a ticking time bomb and one day he's going to physically explode. in all seriousness, i feel part of the humor/irony of the carl we got is that it's easy for johnny to get under his skin (doomates, chain gang, these, etc.) or bring out his smug and spiteful side, and carl tries to "[take johnny being an asshole to him] in stride"/not be resentful, but that's obviously going GREAT for him. although the writers focused more on carl's "annoying" goofiness over time, he wasn't created as a 100% saccharine guy. the balance was just executed in a very Episodic Comedy way, as you said; it depended on the plot, what jokes they wanted to make, etc. otherwise, i can't argue with "he's fucked up" as an excuse LOL. it's funny when carl's mean so mission accomplished. live laugh love <3

#anon #asks #the writers and johnny: annoying geek gets beat up yay #carl: what if that happen to you #s3 carl is my fave i think. the writers were obvs having more fun with him #this ask is so old now im sorry i've been having a time but also taking a break from social media just a little bit #*unleashes the beast* #johnny bravo

[punkscowardschampions]

Edie & Liam

Edie: [Post of Lexie defending herself like it’s not true, that wasn’t me, I was hacked]

Edie: Don’t even need to pass her a shovel

Liam: can count on her not knowing when to stop in or for anything

Edie: She’s earnt it

Edie: Did think Rih would bitch fight her but still, couldn’t have happened to a nicer girl

Liam: there's still time as long as Lex keeps trying to buy herself it

Edie: Yeah but she’s SO mature now 🙄

Edie: Idc, shits been hilarious

Liam: [obvs do some stuff to make this whole Lexie thing into a meme/troll her anonymously and post it everywhere so it's even funnier and people take the piss even more, you know the vibes, gotta amuse the bae]

Edie: So when did you become an evil genius and when am I getting your villain origin story in full please 😍

Liam: I'll ask my ma how hard she went with the details in my baby book

Liam: could be clues

Edie: You know she’s just dying to show me it anyway

Edie: I bet you were the most adorable little thing in the world 🥺🥺🥺

Liam: she's gotta be holding back to have already not

Edie: She’s probably checking I’m not a girlfriend like Lexie before trying to embarrass you

Liam: I dunno what's worse, her holding out hope I'd feel it or the idea of those 2 sitting round a table together

Edie: It’s okay, you don’t deserve a wife like that and your ma doesn’t a daughter-in-law

Edie: I would hate it if you got feeling back to feel for her, it’d be a waste

Liam: that's okay, in any playthrough where me and Alexis are walking down the aisle I'm turning the gun sticking in my back on myself way before vows

Edie: I’ll break the game and break you out so you don’t have to ragequit

Liam: insert yourself in and we can both stay, nothing broken except her

Edie: [obviously do make your 8-bit counterparts again and a 💀 and bloody Lexie, soz gal]

Liam: [write her an obituary in Morse code or binary or whatever you took the piss out of crappy ARGs for using that's a play on the post Lexie just made and the YouTube apology style content lol]

Edie: [we’re just anon asking her a shit ton of leading questions so she makes herself look worse]

Edie: + on her making her own apology vid?

Liam: faking her own death to frame us would need + more IQ and mates than she can get hold of

Edie: even thinking it was you or me for a second was a total accident and just because she’s that bitch who thinks EVERYONE is obsessed with her so she’s getting no + for that one

Liam: - the 15 of fame she's using up all wrong considering how long she's been chasing it

Edie: she thought she’d be the hero of the story, can’t hack bad press

Edie: s’all we’ve known so do better bitch 🙄

Liam: press reminds me

Liam: did [whoever his best contacts are post that gig and the buzz around it] stop chasing your hype yet

Edie: nah

Edie: I feel like I’m famous 🤩

Edie: there’s loads of venues they say they’ve got the hookup for

Edie: I do have my own 💡 of what could be cool though…

Liam: whatever it is we're doing it

Edie: well, people obvs DJ and do some hypework at raves and thing but there’s usually not a performer obviously

Edie: ‘cos it’s so short notice, it could be shut down, rah rah, you’d never get someone to sign up

Edie: but I think we could do that

Edie: and do lots of shit we could never do at lots of venues

Edie: what do you think?

Liam: I think I should've thought that up 1st time I clicked the link to your tracks

Liam: loads of venues are too limiting, no shit we need to go outside of em

Edie: Eventually, it could be a whole experience, we could organize it all, video, sound, getting actors and a story

Edie: but going pirate and taking over will work for now 🏴‍☠️

Liam: [obvs show her everywhere you get your rave info and who from so she'll have access and be able to check it all too]

Edie: 😍😍 plus, we’ll get to be there and experience it all together

Edie: I wanna party with you, make it real, not fake and boring and like you can feel yourself disappearing

Liam: something'll be happening tonight somewhere, I'll come for you when I know what

Edie: you know what window is mine

Edie: I’ve replayed that moment over and over in my head it feels like a fucked VHS

Liam: long as the tab's pulled, I don't want even tonight to record over it

Edie: I’ll never forget

Edie: any of it

Liam: I'll never do anything to you you feel like you've gotta erase

Edie: How I feel when you kiss me is how I want to feel forever

Edie: and all I wanna make you feel too

Liam: the looped audio of me asking over and over how it feels isn't gonna be forever

Liam: the kiss when I find out is gonna happen before you ragequit or get the disappearing feeling

Edie: I’m not going to

Edie: pressure is bullshit

Edie: you don’t have to kiss me ever again and I’ll still remember when you did

Liam: not all kinds of pressure is a -

Liam: not the kind that'll build up inside of you if I don't kiss you again, which is a massive +

Edie: 😖 okay, so maybe it’d drive me completely insane if you never kissed me again but I’d only hurt other people when I went full villain, not you

Edie: never you

Edie: I promise

Liam: told you, you can't hurt me

Liam: and I'm not gonna hurt you by saying never again, tempted as I might be to test how insane you'd go

Edie: but it would hurt me to try

Edie: you’d have to ask me to, or I won’t

Liam: I'll never ask you to do something you're not down to

Edie: If that’s what it takes

Edie: I’m not scared

Liam: you've got nothing to be scared of, told you too that I'd protect you

Edie: what were you thinking about

Edie: when we were kissing

Liam: I wasn't

Liam: there were no thoughts crowding in from anywhere, they all stopped

Edie: That sounds right

Edie: and good

Liam: did it happen like that for you too

Edie: similar

Edie: I couldn’t think of anything else, no thoughts on thoughts on thoughts

Edie: but I felt like my head was so full of you it was going to explode

Edie: in a good way

Liam: you've been taking up mad amounts of space in and around me since we started talking

Liam: that was my chain reaction coming way before we could touch, I guess

Edie: It’s better

Edie: than whatever thoughts I were having before

Edie: I like having you around in my head

Edie: almost as much as I like you really being with me

Liam: I know you do, your 👀 can't lie to me

Edie: I felt like yours could see all my thoughts

Edie: even if I wanted to, and I don’t, there’d be no point lying to you

Liam: I don't test as well as you but there's an easy 1 to pass, I reckon

Edie: we can play

Edie: 2 truths 1 lie

Liam: what's gonna happen if I get it wrong after my front just now

Edie: 🤔

Edie: do you wanna take that risk?

Liam: do I get to look at you while we're playing

Edie: of course

Edie: we both know how easy it is to be a fake on the internet

Liam: no wrong answers and no risk involved then

Edie: [video call him gal, whilst I think of some decent truths and lies lmao]

Liam: [Lord knows how weird or intense this could get with you two, he'll have to get them right though such is his energy, I can't be having you actually not knowing her at all lol]

Edie: [lmao imagine, I’m thinking that there should be a childhood sibling one, a boy before this related one like how much it was not this energy and then one about performing that’s the lie, I’m crap at these things so I can’t be specific but that’s roughly it]

Liam: [don't worry we don't have to be, the point is just that he aces the test really, also I'm amused because where are y'all rn since you aren't together like is he at the petrol station doing this or what haha]

Liam: [ps I wanna say when he takes a turn he cheats and they are all lies but she can tell, for the feels]

Edie: [probably, maybe it’s zombie shift so no bitch is around, either way we love to see it and I agree, love that for y’all too]

Liam: [could always have her come in if that's the case cos always a mood]

Edie: [deffo, and you likely haven’t yet]

Edie: wanna know how I knew?

Liam: [We can definitely say she hasn't cos this convo clearly isn't long after the gig if Lexie is protesting her innocence and everything before that has deliberately happened in a short space of time]

Liam: yeah how

Edie: couldn’t picture any of it on 📹

Liam: maybe if I shot it to 🔥 it

Edie: maybe you just wanted to 👀 me again

Liam: no maybe about that

Edie: are you the only person there

Liam: whenever I'm on shift I am, like

Liam: perks of looking like this, it's only the women trying to play up and my boss would think it's grand having the security cam footage if they did

Edie: 😠😠😠

Edie: what a nonce

Liam: did lie I was older for more hours, he don't have any of your truth seeking abilities

Edie: suits him to look the other way anyway

Edie: I bet the CCTV would be really useful footage though

Edie: gross harassment aside

Liam: when I let it run

Liam: [show her how to hack into it from wherever she may be rn because I'm sure you could like oh hi it's me]

Edie: 😍

Edie: you’re the coolest person I’ve ever met

Edie: wave at me

Liam: [obviously do and obviously write some kind of coded message on your hand for her to have to figure out that probably says something cute]

Edie: at least you don’t have to pretend to care about any boring coworkers with boring backstories

Edie: now I can keep you company and entertained

Liam: sometimes I make them up so my ma don't worry

Liam: [give her all the many deets you've faked for co-workers who don't exist Like you're introducing them]

Edie: That’s so pure

Edie: the way she was dying for you to bring [a female one] home though 💔

Liam: nah, she knows she'd never leave [her fake bfs name] for someone like me

Edie: it’s like her own soap opera

Liam: think of 1

Liam: I'll say it was their 1st shift

Edie: Ooh

Edie: I’m seeing balding, recently divorced

Edie: needs the 2nd job for the child support

Liam: how many 👶👶👶👶

Edie: just the 👶

Edie: never spent any time with it but now he’s gutted

Liam: girl or boy

Edie: girl

Liam: I see it

Edie: was a daddy’s girl but then they drifted apart and he’s paranoid she’s gonna turn into a skank like her ma

Edie: he’s probably called Graham, or Derek

Liam: eats more of the snack stock than he moves onto the shelves or sells at the till

Liam: it's a comfort which ain't gonna make him flammable

Edie: has no idea what he’s doing but treats you like his subordinate because he’s older and reckons he’s above it

Edie: has that guy who drinks petrol ever come to you

Edie: haven’t heard of him in a while

Liam: [send her your timestamped and therefore dated footage of the petrol drinking man like that's how long it's been wow cos of course you have some for some weird thing you've made or were planning to]

Edie: how is he still alive

Edie: insane

Liam: how am I

Liam: it's not the people who should be dead who are

Edie: no

Edie: I’m glad you’re still around whilst I am

Liam: meeting you slotted the why of me still being here into place

Liam: made it make sense

Edie: we’re going to do something good with it

Edie: even if it ain’t fair

Edie: we can make something perfect

Liam: a perfect girl and a perfect boy, like we agreed, with the perfect home around em

Edie: they’ll have everything

Edie: and we’ll never leave them

Liam: we'll bring them on tour and I'll teach em how to clap for you

Edie: and they’ll have every memory in picture perfect HD so they remember forever

Liam: we can play it back as many times as we want, more than it'll have done in our heads til we have it

Edie: it’ll be burned into us

Liam: ❤️🧠☠️🔥

Edie: they’ll never believe how we met

Edie: I barely can

Liam: I don't

Edie: but you’re the one that’s out of this world unreal

Liam: lie

Liam: gimme 2 truths

Edie: it’s not! But I can’t say no to you and that’s definitely no lie so 😋

Edie: I want our future now, that’s true, even if it’s full crazy

Liam: your future starts with the 1st rave we hit

Edie: *our

Liam: yeah

Edie: [post fucked with footage from the CCTV on the ARG forum so everyone can debate if it’s real or not but really you just wanna be like miss you also claimed you]

Liam: [I wonder what you could deface to likewise show you miss her]

Edie: [just don’t get caught babe, getting everyone sacked always lmao]

Liam: [Thank god he's very sneaky cos yeah his mum would be stressed if we got him sacked]

Edie: [the vibe is very much keep your mum out the loop and know so yes]

Liam: what songs are you gonna pick for the rave

Edie: maybe I should do new ones, really go in with the 🥳☣️🍄🌈✌️💊☢️💚

Edie: I don’t know

Edie: what do you think?

Liam: I'm thinking what I could do to help you write new material

Liam: bc you have good instincts, you should trust em

Edie: 😍

Edie: now I’m thinking about that too…

Edie: your songs are some of my best, no lie

Liam: my 👂 can't

Edie: then I’m gonna break out and come see you

Liam: now

Edie: yes

Edie: if you want me to too

Liam: [send her some examples of cool petrol station sounds she could sample onto these tracks if she wanted to as if you won't be inspiring enough]

Liam: what do your instincts say

Edie: that I’m already leaving

Edie: and the fact you had the same idea as me only confirms everything so

Liam: [tell her a shortcut as you're basically neighbours so it's believable, hopefully it's not too sketchy though cos I'd rather she didn't get murdered]

Edie: [an encrypted link of her livestreaming her walk casually]

Liam: 👀

Liam: when you get to [a sketchy bit] I'll shut a sec and come meet you

Edie: better than timestamping when you see the killer behind me

Liam: whoever they are they're not more dangerous than me

Edie: God

Edie: good thing you want to protect me

Liam: you'll get used to it when I show you how well I can

Edie: I’ll have to believe you on that one because right now I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it

Edie: but only in the best way

Liam: if I could I'd be 😠 you ain't already been treated like you should by anyone before me

Edie: I told you you were special

Edie: I suppose that’s what Rih thinks she’s doing but it’s not the same

Liam: keeping you safe don't

mean keeping you a kid

Liam: probably wanna get her and my ma round the table together, see if they can both learn it

Edie: She’d probably take you up on that offer 🙄

Liam: keeping my mouth shut about it when she takes us out then, know what's good for me, like

Edie: She’ll chat enough for all of us, don’t worry

Edie: even though I’ve warned you it’s gonna be no joke the level of horror

Liam: can make it jokes if you want though

Edie: Debating the next move

Edie: do we ruin it or do we make her even more 😍 about us than she’s fronting she is now

Liam: ruin it when she's max invested would be my villain soundbite but I'm 😇

Edie: oh but that sounds like more fun

Edie: 🥺 tell me more tell me more

Liam: she reckons we're perfect together or so she's saying, nobody's saying the same about her and him, gotta sting, might even make her rethink some shit

Liam: that'd make you happy

Liam: and when it don't no more, we can make her have a rethink about us easy enough

Edie: Basically, the greater we are, the less shine she’ll be getting

Edie: which she absolutely can’t hack, you’re right there

Edie: but what if she thinks the answer is to steal you from me

Liam: she can hold tight to as many wrong answers as she likes

Liam: I know what we're doing is right

Edie: Let’s do it

Edie: I trust you more than I don’t trust her

Liam: however I'm gonna fuck up it won't be like that

Edie: I know

Liam: nobody shines bright as you, do you know that

Edie: I know you picked up my signal and I’m really really happy it was you

Liam: and how much I want to want you, I know you've picked up them clues

Edie: Yeah

Edie: 📍

Edie: that wasn’t a you thing, that was her infecting my 🧠🦠

Liam: yeah but helping you deal with the infection is on me

Liam: whatever you need me to do, I'm about to do it

Edie: you do do it, I can feel my 🧠 being 🧽🧼 and then everything is just us and what we can do and all the best feelings, nothing bad or corrupted

Edie: wiped and reprogrammed

Edie: your system might have higher walls but we’ll do it for you too, it’ll be so good

Liam: [obviously show up like the sneaky creeper you are with 0 warning and kiss her because what she just said was everything and I will say something too feelsy as my shamelessly weakened self rn]

Edie: [terrified but so into it is the vibe here]

Liam: [obvs gotta pick her up cos that height diffrence and kissing her for ages as if you haven't shut the garage lol I like to think there's a pair of eyes somewhere on her top too so he can be crossing them out over and over as they make out like MISSED YOU, casually touching her up there boy we see you]

Edie: [we are all weak for the height difference sis, god bless; when we realise it’s him fully, and thank the lord it is, just being SO purely excited to see him again we’re giddy and just saying his name so happily between kisses and dying from all this tension being created here on this day; oh probably still streaming also note so hope no one is lurking]

Liam: [We need to take a sec to fully appreciate how hard-core he'd be going in because he doesn't understand how or why to be soft yet so he's just always doing the most and being so intense, soz gal for how much you'd be dying rn]

Edie: [we aren’t complaining, trying not to do the opposite TOO hard in case we scare him off but you know, how successful we are with it is dubious, bless]

Liam: [Love you two, if and when you ever stop kissing then I vote he should put her on his shoulders like you do a bub because he's so tall you'd feel like you can actually touch the sky, girl]

Edie: [just describing what you can see from here like this is a new perspective for me hun and probably telling him about the constellations and planets and satellites ‘cos nerd]

Liam: [We love it and I doubt you have that far to go, even though he blatantly appeared earlier than he said he was gonna to meet her, so be a cute nerd while you can, obvs just listening intently cos he's also a nerd and asking questions or adding things when he can]

Edie: [just telling him when there’s another space thing you could watch together in person this time]

Liam: [Love that for you, all the plans please]

Edie: [for now, we can be seeing all the random things this garage has to offer like where have you popped off lads and asking him more about his fake coworkers like they’re real people]

Liam: [please steal something as well because always a mood, idk how but I feel like they should make a fake co-worker out of stuff like a scarecrow energy who's there chilling on the cctv while you two are living your best lives]

Edie: [that’s absolutely your energy as a couple, your manager like 😶 if he does ever check the CCTV lmao, I dread to think your inevitable fate mr scarecrow but for now you just propping up the counter ‘do you like working here?’ for a genuine q to Liam not this man lol]

Liam: [Soz to this fake man that they are gonna do all sorts with you and set you alight when they are done, I love it though, meanwhile Liam is genuinely just like 'I dunno' cos obvs if he hated it he wouldn't be here but are you capable of actually liking it rn boy who can say]

Edie: [you will have a starring role in whatever they put this footage in though so you’re welcome, just looking around and nodding at his answer ‘I like the place but I’m bad at repetitive tasks’ like the vibes are legit but I have ADHD so the actual job would not work for me because nothing does ‘it’s like being out but being alone’ and going over to the glass bit and looking out to the street ‘you can see everything out there but nothing’s happening in here in your domain’]

Liam: ['how'd you stop laying a track being repetitive?' Genuinely asking like show me your song writing and music making process because he obvs has not seen her do it, maybe a bit if she was doing any on the camping livestream but not properly]

Edie: [‘serotonin, basically’ and turning to grin at him ‘it’s all about input and output, most people can put shit out not getting no positive biochemical feedback, I just can’t’ shrugs ‘I’d like to say I’m mad but not really, leave that to everyone else to be disappointed in me not reaching my potential’ ‘cos I’m sure your teachers are like GET MEDICATED AND USE THAT BIG BRAIN ‘the things you still do… there’s gotta be a chemical reason for that, if it ain’t an emotion, there’s still something firing’ and does a finger gun at his brain like pow pow]

Liam: ['I must be good at repetitive tasks' like go us what a great team 'enough to keep everyone off my case' the vibe clearly is just keep his mum and teachers and everyone not worried and happy enough so]

Edie: [‘that makes sense’ because it do ‘autopilot can do a lot’ and coming over to him ‘but what happens if you turn that off’ in a, I wonder tone not a, you need to answer that one]

Liam: [just doing what he did when they first met and staring at her until he's closer and closer to her face because we obvs don't wanna answer that thinking that the answer will be nothing but also obvs on some level hoping she can see something in his 👀 that proves that wrong]

Edie: [reaching and studying every inch of his face with our fingertips like we’re blind but we’re just trying to memorize you and work you out all at once here ‘I think-’ and shaking our head like no ‘- I know you’re more alive than most people I’ve ever known, and you wanna be, so many people never even bother to reach that conclusion ‘cos life don’t force their hand ‘til they’re old and bored anyway’ holding his head in place and pressing her forehead to his so their eyes are literally as close as they can be ‘do you trust me?’]

Liam: ['yeah, I trust you' very much in the tone of you're the only person I do, himself included because that's the tea]

Edie: [‘you don’t have to believe I’m right yet, just that I will be, and I’ll make it happen, okay’ whispering ‘cos proximity even though you’re alone but also because we’re so serious ‘I’ll give you everything’]

Liam: ['you ain't given me no reason not to' very in the vibe that everyone else has because lbr they have all let him down, just putting his arms around her really tightly because them against the world honestly 'and I know you won't' lowkey threatening like don't ever let me down bae but we know what you mean boy]

Edie: [hugging him back hard ‘cos the way she casually just wanted to be like I love you! Right there, girl, stop, I mean like we don’t know but still haha ‘never ever’ and squeezing him even harder to emphasize this point ‘I can take care of you too’ and looking up at him as you would always have to, throwing back to when he said he’d protect her]

Liam: [I feel like he should give her something important to him and be like look after this cos she said she'd give him everything and he feels like this is everything he has to give her rn and would say as much but idk what the thing should be, I'll have to ponder]

Edie: [we love that, we’ll say its a thing even if you can’t think of anything yet]

Liam: [it's probably something that looks insignificant af and a 'normal' person would be like um what but we know she gets it]

Edie: [we’re on the level baby and will guard it with our life]

Liam: [gonna have him kiss her again cos she really do be the best]

Edie: [‘can you sleep over?’]

Liam: [a nod because he will clearly find a way regardless, soz to his mother lol]

Edie: [he could be doing worse soz babe, so happy though like 😁]

Liam: [I just imagined him drawing that face on the fake co-worker so of course you must, ready to freak those customers out]

Edie: [funny for y’all, so off-putting for them, especially when you fully act like he’s a real person like please respect my colleague]

Liam: [there's clearly no danger of anyone making a complaint like at the CG so pop off lads]

Edie: [just pay for your petrol and piss off, loads of people do it at the pump now anyway you basically just chillin]

Liam: [truly such a non job, you'll have to make the most of the make believe when she also pretends to work there because that might be the only other customer you'll get]

Edie: [enjoy it for the sweet job it is lads, makes sense because she probably doesn’t have one atm, in my head she gets one when she’s preggo to prove she’s serious but you don’t need to rn]

Liam: [that makes sense and I approve]

Edie: [you ain’t that old let’s be fair lmao]

Liam: [So easy to forget how young they are cos they cram so much in]

Edie: [Liam’s literally just 16 like babies]

Liam: [I always forget cos I'm so old lol, can you think of anything else they could do whilst in this petrol station cos I'm drawing a blank but I feel like it's a very them place and vibe that'll you'll probably spend a lot of time in]

Edie: [yeah 1000% she’ll come in all the time now so we don’t need to say anything else this time just that it’s the first]

Liam: [an important milestone ticked off, well done us]

Edie: [when this shift is over and y’all have had fun swapping over and putting scarecrow worker somewhere for whoever is taking over to find in a sec and die, then ‘do you wanna go have an adventure or go back to mine?’ like either if fine not a PICK ADVENTURE tone at all]

Liam: [we all know he's picking an adventure though cos you two are fated just like 'We're going on an adventure' in a tone like of course we are]

Edie: [taking his hand and skipping/running without real purpose just joy here ‘cos we can, the way he probably barely has to pick up the pace, mr gangles]

Liam: [I love to see it and he does too, gonna be so much footage of how happy she is, cos obvs he's filming this whole adventure starting when she suggested it]

Edie: [I’m thinking you should go up into the mountains by your houses ‘cos that’s not at all dangerous at night lol, it would defs be a spooky vibe for you to mess around and film in, also get some decent nature sounds too]

Liam: [That’s a good idea cos it’s v close by, just don’t twist your ankle like your mother did when she was flirting with Carly, you’ll be able to get lots of footage for your ARG you’ve started and have a lovely time]

Edie: [remember when, good times, I’m sure you’re both adept with the sneaking around in the dark by now so we won’t injure any of y’all tonight, there’s probably some doggers or other dubious people about you can scare for footage though, soz to you perverts]

Liam: [that is the upside of both having impulse control issues you can go further than anyone else does to scare those pervs and it would be such fun]

Edie: [like honestly so dangerous also quite rude but you would, I know my dad said they used to go to were the gays do their cruising when they were teens and one of you would get on the hood SeDuCTIvelY and then when they came over you’d chase ‘em away or get in the car and leg it yaself, bit rude but that kind of energy except we’re really creeping out these poor people for the footage, casually pretending to be murderers out here]

Liam: [even when they are really creeping people out they are still kinda pure about it because it’s perverts, god bless you lads]

Edie: [imagine getting in trouble with the police and you’re like it was for a game don’t worry lmao, again, not tonight but probably at some point]

Liam: [it’ll definitely happen when we need some easy drama between you and your fams]

Edie: [ah you have no idea what is to come lads]

Liam: [we’ll likewise do you the favour of letting you sleep over tonight with no drama ensuing since his mum literally busted him after his bday already]

Edie: [let him live queen sorry, we’re going to be in the music room because don’t need to be like oh hi Billie there’s a boy in your room when she wakes up in the AM, sure there’s like sofa bed energy in there or a comfy couch, so you can set that up all cute with the neon and lights and whatnot that would be in there, and you can also show him how you make a song, as he asked]

Liam: [she’s not getting pregnant tonight, it’s FINE, we’re not there yet, and yes that is all too cute to not happen, we simply must, also there is no way that tol af boy would fit in a bunk bed if that’s the set up you and Billie still have so]

Edie: [legs a dangling, poor boy, not the mood, least y’all can curl up all cute in here]

Liam: [write some new songs for the raves you’re gonna go to gal and plan your lewks]

Edie: [can’t all be about him or can they mwahahaha, thank god for all the weird and wonderful things you’ve worn over the years babe]

Liam: [what a relief you are in the music room cos you’re clearly just gonna be talking and talking, Billie would be like excuse me]

Edie: [no one is that heavy of a sleeper honey, literally talking ‘til you fall asleep energy]

Liam: [yet more childlike energy I appreciate for you, sadly he will probably have a nightmare at some point but we know you’ll deal with it gal because you’re the greatest]

Edie: [we’d be like talk about it if you want or if not I will just cuddle you, that energy]

Liam: [I feel like he would talk about it because very their vibe and also when else can or does he address his trauma in a healthy way so pop off boy, you’ve already said you trust her anyways]

Edie: [and you can actually talk about it and she’ll engage and let you say what you’re really thinking and feeling, not just be like you can and then awkwardly sit there like lowkey I can’t deal but it was just the right thing to say, so pop off lads, love y’all, also voting we go get a midnight snack of like milk and cookies energy, whatever time it is, for the childlike energy again]

Liam: [I love the contrast of that very dark and mature convo you're having with the sweet and childlike midnight snack energy so yes, the way he has absolutely nobody to talk to about this because his parents can't deal and he's not gonna bring it up with any surface level friends he has or online where people would just chat shit, you really have appeared at the right time to help him, girl]

Edie: [you can make your full Irish in the morning too]

Liam: [we love a throwback and a chance to be cute and domestic plus an easy way to keep everyone on side, not just Rio, by making it for everyone]

Edie: [you’re welcome everyone, get aboard the ship]

Liam: [you’re most welcome though Liam because we know you really just want a normal happy fam, so enjoy this one like Grace being a nosy little hun and try not to think about how weird it’d be to be around Rio at any point ever]

Edie: [thank god for your sake she is distracted by Buster a lot because awkward haha but yeah this is cute and can probably post this as this if you wanna?]

Liam: [yeah that sounds good because then we’ll have this full day ahead of them when we’re ready to write them again which is always a fun prospect]