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fillingthescrapbook · 1 year

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I guess I'm doing this--

"LIVE" REACTION TO "ONCE AND ALWAYS"

Why is Billy fighting with Robot Rita on a mountainside in New Zealand? Why is Rita even fighting? She always sends minions.

What is the plan here exactly? Why is Rita a robot? This is probably--hopefully--gonna get answered in this special.

Rita has a spell that can kill courtesy of her new robot body… And then she leaves?

Also: Really, my dudes? You take off your helmets before Rita even leaves?

Wait… Is this place Boomrock in Wellington?

Zordon is back?

Why are we going soap opera immediately?

Is this an alternate universe?

ONE YEAR LATER? You have got to be kidding me. We don't even see the fallout of that really clunky reveal? We don't even know who Trini's daughter is.

Oh we're really just not getting any background info at all.

Finally! Minions!

Okay, the puns are good nostalgic fun.

The way they're writing out the non-participants is good. Set-up could be better though.

You can't drive the car while morphed?

Also: running away from the villains is smart--but this doesn't feel like the right move. Considering how the opening exposition said that there's been more Rangers since the original team.

I get the anger, Minh. I am very angry right now too.

The command center's upgrade does look cool.

Okay: so the Z-Wave happened… so what happened to Rita?

Oh. Alpha 8 became Robot Rita? This was a really bad plan, Billy. And writers. Like, if we wanted a Robo Rita… It could've been handled way better than this. (And it's not hard to make Billy still feel guilty about it.)

This is very broad emotions… I feel bad for Minh's actress. It's like she's being told to just be angry.

We're really just leaving a morpher easily accessible to angry kids?

Why give us a scene of Alpha calling for all manners of Ranger Teams--and we're only getting the OGs? We can't even get snippets of other teams fighting Putties? Heck, even just the current team would suffice if getting the costumes ready is a problem.

They didn't get a different stunt person for Kat's Pink Ranger it seems like.

I am still waiting for the reason why Billy left Aquitar.

Walter Jones is still in great shape. Good fighting.

So the command center is now Cranston Tech. How?!

Telling Minh the truth shouldn't have resulted in her being this angry at Zach. I get why she's angry at Billy… but this is why the one year later earlier is such a bad move. We didn't get to know Minh before she became this character.

"It's a selfless path." Y'all were randomly selected by Alpha's beam. The lesson was that anyone could be Ranger, that it's up to the person to be a good person. That's why Tommy became a Ranger even with Rita's evil intentions. Although, granted, she also supposedly corrupted that power coin. But the being worthy thing was something from the 2017 movie--not the original series.

Okay, so the Putties are homophobic.

What in the name of all that's good and evil was that scene?

The callbacks would've been nicer if they didn't feel so perfunctory.

Really? REALLY?! I get that Minh needed to prove she's a hero--but this does not feel earned. Or right.

The light-heartedness of the fight puns is not matching the overall seriousness of the special's storyline.

Cool! They remastered the Dino Zord footage.

Oh, they might've created new footage completely.

The CGI might have been better than the first movie, but… What is going on with these proportions? Did Hasbro cutting ties with TOEI mean they couldn't get tips from TOEI's visual effects team?

Of course Robot Rita's not dead. Billy should have really known better. She's a robot. She doesn't have a heart.

This is so unsatisfying.

That Zach-Adam handshake is great though. It's the first time the two Black Rangers got to interact on screen.

So there's no story between Billy and Aquitar. But why would he want to bring Zordon back? After twenty-six years?

"You're family." This could've been earned had we not jumped that one year.

The In Memoriam is great.

Overall, I feel like this would have worked better had Billy not done the "looking for Zordon" plotline. Him becoming the new Zordon is a story they could've done instead. With Robot Rita becoming a side effect of whatever process Billy has to go through to become the new mentor. And then, because of Billy's guilt, this becomes his one last adventure as a Power Ranger before he truly ascends.

I still don't like the fact that they killed Trini by a corrupted Alpha 8. Minh is a character they could keep angry--but Trini could've died from natural causes. Billy could've gone back to Earth because he had Aquitarian technology he thought could help with her illness. Trini opted not to take the cure, and Minh could still be angry with Billy not knowing the truth.

Zach could've adopted Minh and Trini from the get go. The single mother backstory shouldn't have been a throwaway line. It could explain why Minh is such an angry teenager if they made it really integral to her relationship with Zach.

I have so many thoughts. The special isn't bad-bad. There are sparks of good in there. But I don't think it does justice to the franchise. To the love people had for the show.

Could I do better? Probably not. Having worked in the industry--albeit the Philippines one--has taught me that writers do not have the power. Unless you're a writer in Korea. And even then, there are many hurdles and challenges that will make telling a story you really believe in very difficult. Not impossible, no. But extremely hard. Especially with a brand like Power Rangers.

You're never gonna please everyone.

I'm glad they tried though.

#power rangers #live reaction

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nightmareonfilmstreet · 7 years

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Five So-Bad-They're-Good Horror Movies to Cure Your Post-Halloween Depression

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Five So-Bad-They're-Good Horror Movies to Cure Your Post-Halloween Depression

It’s that time of year again, folks. Yes, that irrepressible sadness achieved by horror fans once Halloween comes to a close and all of the spooky fun has been had. Parties attended, candy collected, and now it’s time to go back to your boring, non-spooky existence.

Or is it?

Plenty of websites will give you lists of the best movies out there guaranteed to shock and horrify you. This list will not give you any of those. The following is a list of five horror films that might incite a different reaction in you. This list contains the best of the worst, the most unintentionally hilarious ‘horror’ films ever put to the silver screen. There’s always been something fascinating about movies that set out to scare and end up creating joy in their sheer ineptitude, and for some reason horror seems to be a genre full of these types of movies.

Bear in mind, however, that everyone’s taste is subjective, and what might be considered irredeemably awful to one moviegoer is god-tier cinema to another. None of the movies on this list are meant to offend anybody who likes them, and in fact, I encourage you to seek them out. Sometimes a good, old fashioned spooky laugh can be just what you need to cure the post-Halloween blues.

5. The Wicker Man (2006)

A remake of what was once called “the Citizen Kane of horror films” is already a tough one to get right. No matter how much heart and soul you put into your final product, fans of the original are always going to come at you with their grievances with your remake. Despite this, sometimes you get a remake that not only seems to have been made by people who didn’t care about the original, but seems to have no regard for movies as a concept.

The Wicker Man is based on the 1976 film of the same name, which is most notable for having starred Christopher Lee, who often cited the part as his favorite of all of the roles he’d played. The original is beloved by critics and horror fans everywhere, coming in as number one on quite a few ‘best of’ horror lists. For those who love 70s British horror, its must-see.

It’s intriguing, then, that the remake has somewhat overshadowed the original due to its infamy. It’s hard to pin down exactly what makes this movie so enjoyably terrible. Maybe it’s the fact that Nicolas Cage seems to be constantly shouting; Maybe it’s the weird obsession that the movie seems to have with bees and honey; Maybe it’s the weird matriarchal cult that comes across just a tad bit sexist in hindsight. Whatever the reason, The Wicker Man remains a classic of so-bad-it’s-good horror.

Choice Quote: “How’d it get burned? HOW’D IT GET BURNED?”

4. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

Most who know about this movie know about it due to it’s being spotlighted in 1993 on Mystery Science Theater 3000. However, even without the commentary from the crew of the satellite of love, this movie is still one kicker of a beautifully bad movie.

What do you get when you combine a barely-experienced crew and actors, endless scenes of characters aimlessly driving around, polygamist Satanic cult members, and random insert scenes that have little-to-nothing to do with the plot? Well, you get Manos: The Hands of Fate, a 1966 minimal-budget horror film about a family on a vacation who encounter a cult. That’s really about all there is to it. The editing is poor, the acting is wooden. At one point a random pair of teenagers making out in a car and being caught by a police officer interrupts the plot, as if to say to the audience, “We realize there’s not much else interesting happening here, so here’s some eye candy while you wait for something to actually happen.”

According to Wikipedia, the whole thing started when director, producer, and star Harold P. Warren made a bet with a friend that it would be easy to make a horror movie. From that, we got Manos. Oh, and there are a few random scenes where the wives of the movie’s villain The Master get into catfights, seemingly for no reason other than the director wanted to show some women fighting. Take that as you will.

Choice Quote: “Enough! Enough of this stupid bickering! The child must die! If you persist in this foolishness, your usefulness will come to an end!”

3. Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Ed Wood is an interesting director for many reason. For more information about what an enigma that man was, check out Tim Burton’s 1994 biopic. But Wood’s 1959 science fiction-horror feature Plan 9 From Outer Space was cited by Seinfeld as one of the worst movies ever made, and continues to amuse to this day. In a deceptively simple plot, this early feature of the zombie genre (pre-Night of the Living Dead, even!) follows an alien invasion in which the alien’s main goal seems to be the reanimation of dead bodies. Thus, the deceased rise from their graves to pursue the living, referred to not as zombies, but as ‘ghouls’ by the characters.

One notable feature of the film is the fact that frequent collaborator and friend of Ed Wood, Bela Lugosi, has a part in the film. However, halfway through production, Lugosi tragically died, and in the meanwhile Wood brought in a stand-in to hold Lugosi’s place for the scenes with him that they hadn’t shot yet. This results in Lugosi’s stand-in (Tom Mason, by name) attempting to hide the fact that he was not, in fact, Bela Lugosi, by wearing a rather ridiculous-looking Dracula cape and holding it over half of his face. It’s as silly as it sounds.

In addition, the movie features some truly hilarious special effects, including a shot of a UFO flying over California that’s very obviously a paper plate, and a plot that seems to combine The Day the Earth Stood Still and White Zombie into one hilarious package.

Choice Quote: “And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”

2. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

Birdemic is inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, but upon an initial viewing, the parallels fall flat when compared to the movie’s many technical faults. The atrocious CGI is overshadowed only by the wooden acting and the flat plot. The film follows a software salesman and his Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend who suddenly find their town under attack by killer birds that, get this… spit acid and explode into flames when they touch the ground.

If this doesn’t sound good enough for you, just look at those birds. No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. They don’t remotely blend with the background at all. It looks more like they’ve been merely copy-pasted into the frame than animated whatsoever. One has to watch them in motion to truly appreciate how awkward they move. It’s very obvious that they’ve not been rendered properly, and instead of the fluid motion traditionally associated with computer-generated effects, the bird’s wings flap jerkily, and spin around in a strange 360 degree motion. The movie has been compared to good-bad predecessors such as Plan 9 because of it’s strange and awkward tone, and in fact has been called “the best worst film [of] 2010.”

Choice Quote: “And many have died from starvation, due to the difficulty of finding enough food, such as seals.”

1. Troll 2 (1990)

You’ve seen the clip on YouTube. A young man in glasses stares, horrified, while a fly crawls leisurely across his face. “They’re eating her…” he intones, ominously, “and then they��re going to eat me. Oh my GOOOOOOOOD!” But Troll 2 is more than just one viral video of bad acting. Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find yourself what I believe to be the best bad horror movie there is.

There’s a lot to dissect here. First of all, the name Troll 2 is misleading. The movie is not actually related in any way to the 1986 fantasy film Troll. The movie was actually an unrelated Italian film called Goblins, but when it was released in America, the studio thought it better to attach the film to a previously released property. Most of the conflict on the set came from most of the crew being Italian and not having a very firm grasp of the English language, and that includes the screenwriter, whose clunky dialogue is a staple of this film’s notoriety. According to many of the American actors in this movie, they offered many times to try to make the dialogue sound more natural and a little less like it’d just gotten run through Google Translate, but the director, Claudio Fragasso, shot that one down.

This movie contains many things, but nowhere among those things are any trolls. Yes, you heard me correctly. The movie called Troll 2 contains no actual trolls. The creatures seen above are referred to as goblins throughout the whole thing. The town they live in is even called Nilbog. (No prizes to those among you who can tell in two seconds what ‘Nilbog’ spells backwards. Seems these goblins learned their disguise tactics from Son of Dracula.)

And that doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of this mess of a film, which also contains an erotic corn on the cob-eating scene. Yes, really. It must be seen to be believed.

And that concludes the list! Hopefully those of you out there who like a more low-key Halloween got to enjoy some classics of the horror genre, but as a connoisseur of cult cinema, I felt as though it was necessary to spotlight some more unconventional Halloween favorites. So pop one or more of these into your DVD slot or look them up on Netflix, and be prepared to laugh. You might even forget that it’s November.

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