#the sausage line

[thehortco]

Lap Cheong cultivar, 1 plant, 42'" x 42" x 7' grow tent, 7 gallons of Sunshine soilless mix, 600W HPS.

Preher Achenes

#lap cheong #lapcheong #cannabis #cannabis cultivation #growing cannabis #cannabis seeds #preherachenes #thehorticultureco #thehortco #thehorticulturecompany #my photos #video #medical marijuana #marijuana seeds #horticulture #plantblr #gojilope #sausage berry #the sausage line

[belovedgamers]

The “men kissing empires!Jimmy” saga continues ft the empires cast says… fwhimmy rights

Jimmy: (low) I’m really disappointed.

Oli: I’m really disappointed in you too, fWhip. You can’t—

Sausage: Oooh, disappointed!

Oli: (continued) So, you can’t come, fWhip, anymore. You can’t come with us.

Jimmy: I’m really disappointed in you, fWhip.

fWhip: You’re disappointed in me?

Jimmy: Yeah. Like, rea—

Sausage: You guys should kiss and make up.

Jimmy: (overlapping) I’m going to have to— What?

[FWHIP approaches JIMMY.]

fWhip: (soft, faint kissing noise)

Oli: I think you should kiss in the canon— Oh. They did. They did it, they did it!

Jimmy: (overlapping) Wait, what? What?

Gem: (quietly, overlapping) Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Jimmy: What did you just do?

Sausage: He kissed you! He kissed you!

Jimmy: What did you just do?

fWhip: (brightly) Thanks, Leader!

Oli: (in a gravelly tone) He kissed you all cute.

Sausage: (laughs)

Jimmy: Oli, let’s go! Oli, let’s go! Oli, let’s go.

Sausage: (chanting) Fanart, fanart, fanart, fanart!

Jimmy: (overlapping) Oli, let’s go.

Oli: Yeah, couple of boys!

fWhip: (excitedly) The Leader’s given me a kiss!

#there’s so much crosstalking guys i hope this transcript is Good for everyone #empires smp #fwhip #solidaritygaming #empires smp season 2 #of Course sausage and oli would be instigators #mythicalsausage #theorionsound #i don’t wanna tag gem cause she has all of one line fjjdjfd #catrina clips #fwhimmy #empiresshipping

[phoenixtherobot]

I just randomly remembered this wip I had started back when New Life had just started out that I never got around to finishing so! I decided to finish it today! (About several months too late but ehhh it's fine)

#mcyt #new life smp #pearlescentmoon #mythical sausage #copper golem pearl #ghast sausage #yes it was very rushed to finish it so its lacking cohesive shading but also. i simply do not care <3 #i remember having a blast doing the lining (or lack of) on the trio #my art #phoenix draws #i had more doodles of the new life folks but ehhhhhhh i dont think ill clean them up like i did this one #also. ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE SEEN THE INSIDE OF SAUSAGE'S BASE DO NOT BLAST ME IF ITS NOT ACCURATE #teehee <3

[swamp-chicken]

smooching in sanctuary ft. mythical sausage and jimmy solidarity, by oli theorionsound

#file under: things that made me scream laugh #oli #theorionsound #solidaritygaming #aka #jimmy #mythicalsausage #hermitcraft #? #empires #hermpires #the line I BECAME SAUSAGE'S DAD made me shriek #hc x esmp

[kisekiii25]

sunflower picking🌻

#empires smp #empires smp fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #kise.art #empires smp season 2 #mythicalsausage fanart #mythicalsausage #hermes my beloved son <333 #i would like to say i am deeply sorry for this i didnt mean to finish this piece the same day sausage posted his latest ep #i genuinely didnt mean this to line up so well 😭😭

[warlenys]

only thing the house finale’s missing is hugh laurie saying we’ll be sucking sausages by teatime

#blackadder line #from its finale #god george i wish u hadn’t died. i wish u got to suck those sausages #at least house is gonna. for you #house md #hilson #blackadder #hugh laurie #+

[stickercase]

lunchtime friends by IROHA

#lunchtime friends #iroha #egg #sausage #food #line stickers #transparent #png

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

thinking about the vaguely cannon state of the empires musical again and i think we should exploit that for as much comedy as possible. oli falls out of afterlife and is like “sausage please you have to recognize me from somewhere” and sausage just goes “wait a minute… aren’t you the narrator from the ocean queen musical?” and oli just sort of stares at him for ten minutes before officially giving up.

#empires smp #oli orionsound #mythicalsausage #empires season 2 #if you’re wondering what i’m talking about #there’s a season 2 episode where sausage is quietly singing prismarine while waiting for fwhip in gobland at one point #i don’t remember exactly when this is but it’s SO funny to me #combined with some of the shit sausage pulls on his streams i think he’s maybe a little aware he’s in a story #more aware than he makes us think at least #also please just imagine him seeing a production of it after getting all his memories back #he leaves it like ‘look i know it was about lizzie but not one mention of my extremely rich story line? nothing?’ #‘no mention of the time i turned evil?’ #also like. realistically people don’t really know what any of the s1 emperors looked like #or at least they don’t know a LOT #so i want us all to imagine the costuming for this show. thank you.

[shiftythrifting]

GREGGS

Not a submission, but after the last 'Greggs Fashion' post I saw this tweet and thought you might be entertained:

#shiftythrifting #didi answers #greggs™ #they got the fur lined boot crocs #primark #lmao #not thrift but #idk why my american ass is so enamored with greggs nonsense clothing #I need the sausage roll jumper...

[ilexdiapason]

valentines from our headmates to their partners! some of these are repurposeable i'm sure if you really want

bonuses from the ones without partners:

#ms paint valentines #mcyt #mcytshipping #trafficshipping #empiresshipping #piratesshipping #whatever dori and sausage have going on. shipping #pearl #get in line tag #fishfolk tag #oliposting TWO #martag #snowpine tag #jim tag #safety tag #bek tag #joel tag

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

My one e2 headcanon that I’ll onto till the end of time is that the people of Sausage’s old kingdom are descendants of the old Gilded Helianthians

#girl I can’t spell it #empires smp #but it makes sense yea! #they clearly worship St Pearl and where r they getting that from huh #cultural evolution is what #plus Sausage said in his q+a stream that the magic was Pearl’s last blessing or smth like that #makes sense she’d bless her people and it would be a generational gift #like obv the culture would have changed over time but I think Helianthia is the direct line

[the-l00ker]

IF their were to be another empires smp season and either Scott or Joel or the random hermit who joins use every Time, WERE TO BECOME THE VILLIAN, then it'd take THE ENTIRE SERVERS CONBIND TO DEFEAT THEM

BUT Y'ALL AINT READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION?-

#scott smajor #Smallishbeans #Hermitcraft #The hermits #Empires smp #Esmp #empires s2 #Empires s3? #??? #IT'D MAKE A BOMB HERO X VILLAIN PLOT-LINE NGL #The thing is Scott. Joel and the SOME of the hermits have relatively no life and would spend an ungodly amount of time making others suffer #I mean that in the nicest way possible but I'm confident Joel's life would literally revolve around making Jimmy more of a sad boy #And being passive aggressive to fwhip sausage and Lizzie #And ducking on Scott #Smajor1995 #smajor1995 #Scott would flirt with Jimmy and Sausage alot. And probably want to kill Joel and Joey too #And the randomly chosen hermit (probably Scar Cub or Pearl) would make everyone's day just slightly worse then it already was #And probably create a new ship #joel smallishbeans

[funkily]

formal invitation to talk about jausage

thank you anon i love you

this is one of those times where I wish I had an intelligent verbose analysis about them but in reality my thoughts can be boiled down to

#there is something about how sausage first kissed him after they made an alliance in s1 (do you think he was desperate for companionship) #and then kisssed him again in nl while trying to convince him he was making an alliance only to betray his trust #also the difference in jimmys reactions between both #also the fact that like with scosage you can draw a line between al and s2 because sausage was the same guy but you cant do that here #sausage is a new guy here but this happened again anyways . #sorry . more thoughts than i thought #thank u again anon muah muah #ask #jausage

[just-miru]

girlies it's her day of birth today!!!

pspspspsps @snakesinsocks2005

#pls ignore the hand- #trying to do the line art there made the fingers look like fucking. sausages AUGH <\333 #so yeagh. no silly lines there.. just colour #anyway SLAY to ME for fucking around and finding out how to do the outline thingie #snek's ocverse #other's ocs #miru's art #amelia hugdins

[krawdad]

Mr. Sausage I was on board until now

#he once put a whole fish through the sausage grinder #but you have to draw the line somewhere

[b4nd1t-gh0ul]

Drawing one of my other dogs (aka my favourite)

#digital art #sketch #art #doodle #drawing #doodle dump #my art #furry art #artwork #animal illustration #illustration #animal art #line art #furry artist #furrydrawing #dog art #sausage dog #my dogs #doggos