The Guide wants to be dommed so bad and I'm just sad I can't be there for her.
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ID: 1. Nadja, wearing a layered plaid pink and black suit jacket, a long black skirt, red tie, and her hair half up in a bow and strings of pearls, smiles lasciviously and leans extremely close to the guide with her hands on her cheeks. She says, "So you'll be a good guide and do as I say, yes?" The guide, hair pulled back in a giant curly ponytail and wearing a little purple top hat with a rose, a pale purple peasant sleeve blouse, short waistcoat and tutu skirt over pink leggings, stares back at her transfixed and trembling slightly, hands clasped obediently in front of her. A shaky speech bubble just has a heart and several exclamation points. 2. Nadja, hair half up in two horns, wearing a dress with big black mutton sleeves, a low cut white button front, a red corset, black skirt with multiple layers of petticoat underneath, red heeled cowgirl boots, a black collar necklace with a chain going into her cleavage, and big silver earrings with red stars, sits on a red leather couch at her club. Text next to her reads "stressful day"; her arms are crossed and she has one leg over the other, scowling at nothing as she announces, "If someone doesn't sit on my face in the next five seconds I'm going to scream." The guide, wearing her usual long black skirt, peplum coat, and square hat, zooms in from the side at top speed, appearing behind Nadja with wide, shining eyes, ready to be of service. /End ID
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I’m asexual so I usually don’t want to see ppl have sex on screen but if The Guide and Nadja dont fuck this season I’m going to start eating wall insulation
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NADJA LAYING ON THE GUIDE AND HOLDONG HANDS LESBIANS ARE REAL
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so many fun guidja moments this season. setting up the nightclub. the good cop bad cop. trying on clothes. girls night in. my only question is. when are they gonna fuck
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I wish the montage had been 30 minutes long
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ID: Full body of Nadja and the Guide posing on a bright teal background covered in fuchsia bubbles. Nadja is bent over, legs spread as far as her long lightwash jean skirt will allow, one hand braced on her knee and the other making a peace sign over her eye. She is baring her fangs with her tongue out and wearing round iridescent teal shades, a galaxy print cropped halter top, a tattoo choker, black converse, and has a red flannel shirt tied around her waist. Her hair is teased up big and curly, reminiscent of Fran Drescher. The Guide is crouched low next to her so they are cheek-to-temple, ass out, one hand braced on her knee and the other holding out a peace sign. She is grinning open-mouthed and wearing a shiny cropped puff coat in swirls of lime green and purple, skin-tight high waisted bike shorts in a black and white checker pattern, black fingerless gloves, and white platform go-go boots, narrow black sunglasses, and sparkly blue eyeshadow. Her hair is teased into frizzy ringlets and pulled into a high pony with a pink scrunchie. /end ID
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anyways i think the guide and nadja's ship name should be nightclub wives. thank you for your time.
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