#the dream team 🦦🦦

[cephalo8ted]

does anyone else here have splat2 and wanna do a priv battle w me :3 i wanna play on some of the shifty stations

#🦦 #i asked in the dream team server a little while ago but no one responded</33

[sunnitheapollokid]

a request please from leo x reader daughter of poseidon, how will leo react if the reader teaches her to swim and she has a mermaid tail

🦦┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。WATERGIRL ‘ND FIREBOY

leo valdez x mermaid!daughter of poseidon reader heacanons!

📬 sunni’s notes : AWE i love this req so much thank you for requesting artist :D I DIDNT KNOW WETHER TO DO HEADCANONS OR A ONESHOT </3 but i absolutely adore this req had so much fun writing it this trope gets me so giddy. hehe okay okay let’s start the headcanons!!

⊹ leo got tired of being in the forge all day and went to go see his gorgeous scrumptious beautiful daughter of the god of the sea girlfriend.

⊹ “my boyfriend?!? out of the bunker?!”

⊹ leo is a big kiss machine, that’s pretty much canon now right? so the minute you guys spend time underwater, not just annie and percy share underwater kisses together

⊹ no siree

⊹ “how’s mi sirena doing?”

⊹ FOLDED.

⊹ percy is a pretty overprotective brother, that’s also canon at this point.

⊹ leo likes to tease percy about how much you guys smooch and all this and that.

⊹ “(name), get your boyfriend to shut his mouth before i drown him.”

⊹ percy loves him (maybe)

⊹ BUT ANYWAYS.

⊹ as i was saying — leo spent time outside of the forge to spend time with you.

⊹ as it so happens, you’ve been meaning to give him a swimming lesson.

⊹ leo lived in texas, there weren’t alot of beaches and he spent most of his time at foster homes, and besides that, this man was the son of the god of FIRE.

⊹ so why would he need to learn how to swim?

⊹ eh, unless he had a mermaid for a girlfriend.

⊹ the minute he sees you in that cute ass bikin though, he’ll do anything for you!! (yes queen eat)

⊹ leo gets shaky in the water, so he likes to cling onto you, your waist, your hands, just any form of clinging once you two are underwater.

⊹ he also loves how pretty your tail is. the way it shimmered under the sun and how much it really compliments you.

⊹ though, if we’re talking about his first reaction to it, it all started during capture the flag day.

⊹ you and leo were on opposite teams and being the adhd kid he is, he got sidetracked and he saw something glisten in the water.

⊹ out of curiosity, he walked over to whatever that gorgeous thing was and it happened to be.. you.

⊹ the sirena of his dreams.

⊹ “díos mio.” he breathed, absolutely and positively speechless.

⊹ he definitely felt like the air out of his lungs escape his lips there.

⊹ he fell in love the minute you submerged out of the water with your bright smile and your pretty tail.

⊹ “hi. leo?” you had the brightest smile ever.

⊹ and he was hypnotized.

⊹ then you almost drowned him in the water because you thought he could swim and you needed to get him away from his team <3

⊹ how romantic!!!

⊹ you guys started seeing each other from there!

⊹ moving on,

⊹ “(NAME) I CANNOT SWIM.”

⊹ “STOP BEING A BABY.”

⊹ the grip this man has.

⊹ you practice holding your breath with him, (even though you really don’t have to since y’know daughter of poseidon).

⊹ “WHY’D YOU STAY UNDER THERE FOR SO LONG?!”

⊹ “SORRY I FORGOT YOU CAN’T BREATHE UNDERWATER!!”

⊹ over time, he grows comfortable with the water. seeing as he had no choice anyway since you’re his girlfriend and plan to keep it that way.

⊹ again, UNDERWATER. KISSES.

⊹ again, when you guys are underwater, he always keeps his hands on you. afraid he’ll like float away or something.

⊹ whenever leo runs out of breath, and he gets too deep into the water, you’ll just quickly connect your lips together and you’ll give him some of your air.

⊹ erm. but he likes to keep the kiss because apparently,

⊹ and i quote, “he needs all the air he can get.”

⊹ and you know how he knows morse code?

⊹ he taps on your skin underwater sometimes, things like,

⊹ “you look pretty.”

⊹ or,

⊹ “i love you.”

⊹ KABSISBSJAHNSS

⊹ anyhoo.

⊹ at camp, you two are best known as fireboy and watergirl.

⊹ campers literally fawn over the trope you two have and it’s adorable to them how much you guys make it work.

⊹ but in conclusion, he loves his sirena.

⊹ and you love him.

#sunni takes reqs ✎ᝰ #— sunni adores leo (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡ #sunni does not sleep #SIRENA AND FIREBOY!!! #leo valdez x reader #pjoverse #leo valdez #percy jackson headcanon #leo valdez x reader headcanons

[gay-dorito-dust]

Hi! Can you do an Anthony Lockwood x Reader where the reader makes a pact with Kipps to fake date him to win Lockwood, and every time Locky sees them together his jaw ticks (in the library scene it’s so hot nobody can disagree with me) and George being the faithful wingman he is tries to get Lockwood to confess and when he does Kipps is nearby and he’s like ‘How much do you owe me again?’ Thanks!

Another fic I’ve left to fester but it’s only because I was still trying to find a way to write this without it coming off as shit. Also this might need a part 2. 🦦

You were walking back from Arif’s, after picking up a few bits and bobs that you were lacking, and just as you were within the homestretch; Kipps should be seen standing in the middle of the street as though he were waiting for something or -the most likely of the two- someone. Given the fact that it was still light out for any ghost -whether that be type one or type two- to become remotely active within any capacity. You knew that, Kipp knew that, so the question still remained; what was he doing here?

Curious, you called out to him, “Kipps?” The man turns his head in the direction of your voice and flash a charming smile as he began making his way towards you. “Y/n, just the person I’m looking for.” Kipps said. “I’m not snitching on my mates if that’s what your after, I’m not a grass.” You sternly told the blonde as suspicion began to make you act on the hostility you had towards him that stemmed from less the pleasant run ins with him and his team. You were sure Kipps was a nice lad but you were yet to believe it when you see it. “Funny you’d assume that’s what I’m here for but -as much as I hate to disappoint- it’s not.” Kipps began, letting out an awkward cough as his posture straightening up out of habit. “I’m actually here to ask you out. On a date. With me.”

You looked at the blonde as though he has grew another head, internally fearing that this may be some elaborate trick or even a weird dream you were experiencing lucid. You decided to reach a finger out to poke Kipps in the arm, firmly believing that it would go through it like an illusion but when your fingertip met solid muscle; you were forced to realise that this was your reality. Kipps looked between you and the finger that kept prodding his bicep -confused- before finally reaching a hand to grasp it, halting it’s movement. “You done?” He asked with the raise of his brows and a humoured smile upon his lips. “You what?” You said without giving much of a thought and instead going by the thing that you were feeling as of that moment; you almost didn’t clock the dark painted door to Lockwood and Co opening to reveal a concerned Lockwood looking up and down the street before his dark eyes found you and Kipps conversing.

“I asked if you were done-“ “not that! The thing you said before that! The asking me out part that!” You exclaimed, cutting him off. Kipps sighs, letting go of your hand that flopped to your side to pinch the brim of his nose, closing his eyes briefly, exhausted, before opening them again and taking a deep breath. “Look I’m only saying this so lover boy back there gets so jealous that he finally stops being a pansy arse and grows a pair.” He gestured with a twitch of his head back where Lockwood was still observing you both, brows knitted and a tick in his soft jaw. He looked annoyed but you weren’t quite sure who at, you or Kipps. As much as you hated to admit it but the thought of making Lockwood jealous actually sounded fun. “What’s in it for you?” You looked back to Kipps who only shrugs, “satisfaction.”

To be quite honest you weren’t always certain on where you stood with Lockwood in terms of your relationship. You were friends but the closer you got to him, the more that got put into question by not only yourself but by the people you let into your life. You blurred the line to such an extent that you weren’t quite sure whether you should take the gesture of Lockwood brushing his hand across your shoulder, down your arm and finally intertwining your hand in his, as something he just did when warming up to the aspect of gaining a new friend beside George and Lucy or something more deeply intimate.

Nor the time that he would seemingly take up arms against those who dared sully your name or tempted the idea of bringing you harm no matter what form it would take. He would be there, standing in front of you almost like a protective shield, Rapier poised at their throats as his voice lowered an octave or two before proceeding to degrade their worth whilst praising yours simultaneously. ‘He’s just protective.’ You’d thought to yourself, despite never being in a room to see him repeat the same gesture towards Lucy or George. You knew he would, yet the time where George smartly corrected Bobby whilst Lockwood stood back and watched on, smug, told you differently.

You certainly didn’t forget the times that Lockwood would try his hardest in making you stay with him, George and Lucy even after the most minor of inconveniences, whether that be a case gone wrong or an heated argument, as though you were one to be easily perturbed when things get a little tough or don’t go accordingly. At the time you honestly thought -and still do- that this was him trying to not go through all the effort of getting an advert out in the paper, followed by the gruelling extents of interviews in hopes of filling a singular position. Nothing more, nothing less. However from what Kipps had been telling you, everyone else saw it vastly different to you.

“Yeah, sure I guess but it’s not going to work. Lockwood doesn’t like me like that.” You explained to Kipps who scoffed, crossing his arms over his chest. “Oh I beg to differ y/n but since your so adamant on proving that dear old Locky doesn’t feel a thing for you then this shall be our bet. If Lockwood does confess then I win, if he doesn’t, you win.“ he then lends out a hand for you to take, “do we have a deal?” He then asks and to your own surprise, you took his hand. “Deal.” Kipps smiles before bringing your hand up to press a shadow kiss against it. “I’m going to have so much fun proving you wrong y/n.” He mentions as you took your hand back, though not before wiping the back of it against your trousers, “me too.” You muttered, unaware that Lockwood had saw everything and gravely misinterpreted it as he stormed back into the house, slamming the door shut behind him.

So when the next day came and you, George, Lucy and Lockwood were sat within the Archives doing your own individual research, when Kipps came over and took the vacant seat beside you; putting his head on your shoulder to overlook the abundance of newspaper clippings and books that you had displayed at different chapters. “What’re you doing.” You hissed under your breath, already seeing the looks of confusion across George’s and Lucy’s face along with the poorly concealed anger across Lockwood’s that only grew the longer Kipps stayed glued to his seat.

“Trying to make this more believable.” He replied before proceeding to slide an arm over your shoulder as a sharp inhale could be heard from where Lockwood was sitting; which only further proved to Kipps how easy this bet was as a smirk then soon graced his lips as he dared to be bold and look over the table at Lockwood. “Can I help you?” He asked with false innocence.

“You can start by telling me why you’re here, bothering my colleague for starters.” Lockwood replied sharply, his jaw subconsciously ticking when his dark eyes drifted towards Kipps hand that casually draped off your shoulder but was close enough to brush patterns into your upper arm. Kipps inhales as he made himself even more comfortable in his chair, “Well for your consideration Lockwood, I’m here to spend time with my significant other.” You had to applauded Kipps for saying that so casually because even you believed it for a second there before coming to the conclusion that it had to be his confidence when saying those words that made it all the more believable.

“You’re dating him!” Lucy exclaimed, looking from you to Kipps, trying to gauge from your expression whether or not this was some kind of elaborate prank you and the Frittes agent conspired together; Even thinking that made Lucy doubt it’s legitimacy for she firmly believed -and still believes- that you like Lockwood and that he likes you. George was of a similar mindset to Lucy as they shared an dubious look of disbelief. “This is so bull,” George scoffed, “why would they date a pompous dickhead like you? They wouldn’t do that. You wouldn’t do that, right y/n?” He asked, looking to you in a last ditch effort of proving him right but when you leaned into Kipps side -albeit a tad stiffly- and flashed both him and Lucy an apologetic smile.

The pair felt as though they just died inside. It was official, you had shit taste in men. “Guilty as charged.” You said, shrugging your shoulders, planting a short and sweet kiss to the blondes cheek. God you felt sick lying to your friends and that feeling only got worse when Lockwood, seemingly having had enough, got up from the table and stormed out; Though not before shooting Kipps a death glare and offering you a forced smile and an even more forced ‘congratulations.’ You could only wish in being able to get up after him but you remembered why you agreed to do this and you forced yourself to put on an act as though you weren’t affected by the suddenness of Lockwood’s actions or even aware to as the reason why.

“Was it something I said?” You asked to no one in particular, acting oblivious, but you couldn’t allow yourself to miss the way George and Lucy once again looked to each other but this time in concern. George wordlessly for up from the table and trailed after Lockwood whilst Lucy only smiled falsely at you. “Not at all.” She told you before swallowing thickly, “it’s just that ah…I thought you liked Lockwood?” Your hesitance in answering made Kipps gently nudge you in the side and shot you a look as if to say ‘say something or else she’d be onto us and this bet would’ve been a waste.’ You smiled at Lucy again before deciding to go with the most generic explanation in the book, “oh I don’t like him like that Luce! He’s just a friend. A brother even!” Lucy looked between you and Kipps once more before getting up from here chair.

“I’m just going to go check on George and Lockwood.” Was all she said as she too then left you and Kipps alone at the archives. You let go of the facade and quickly removed yourself from Kipps as he swiftly removed his arm from your shoulder. “Well that went well.” He tells you, while you -seeing absolutely zero point in staying with how clustered your mind was- gathered your belongings. “Yeah. It went super well. Not fucking awkward at all.” You retorted before leaving the archives yourself.

“Come on Lockwood, you know better then to believe the shit that comes out of Kipps mouth.” George tried to conceal Lockwood as he stared down angrily at the book he picked out on his lap. “It wasn’t him I believed.” He replied, turning a page, his jaw ticking subtly when the memory of what happened in the archive came flooding back to haunt him. “Y/n was held at figurative gunpoint.” George retorted, sitting himself down in the chair closest to his friend, feeling a little useless. Lockwood sighed, looking up from the book and at his trusted friend and confidant in when it came to his feelings towards you. “What’re you trying to imply George. That y/n was forced into having relations with Kipps?”

“Exactly! We both know that they wouldn’t willingly date Kipps, especially if they were given the same amount of time they got in to knowing you. It just wouldn’t happen.” George told him before his eyes glanced down at the book Lockwood was reading and furrowed his brows. “You do know that books upside down right?” Anthony then closes the book and takes notice of how George was in fact right about it being upside down, something he hadn’t taken into account when plucking a random book from the shelf, and sighed as he puts it to the side. “So what do you want me to do about it?” He asked and George looked about ready to strangle him with his own tie as he groaned, running his hands down his face whilst remembering to be aware of his glasses.

“Confess!” George then exclaims before remembering that he and Lockwood aren’t the only ones that live here anymore and brought his voice back to a reasonable level. “Just confess to y/n and everything will work out.”

“How can you be so certain that’s the case George? For all I know, they don’t like me in the same context that I like them.” Lockwood said, desperate in getting you far, far, far away from ever encountering Kipps ever again. You didn’t match well with the Frittes agent at all, you were vastly too different that it was too glaring for anyone to ignore. Plus Lockwood remembered the nights where sleep evaded you and how you’d join together in this very library, taking lighthearted jabs at the blonde; in those moments Lockwood would take the time to admire how your features glowed even within a dimly light room as he allowed himself to feel everything he had been originally skeptic towards. George could see the doubt within his dear friend’s eyes and it was a look he never wanted to see but now that he has, it only made him more steadfast in his goal of egging him into confessing to you and being able to close the book on a long, long, heavily awaited moment that everyone had fairly grown frustrated at it’s unbearable slow pacing.

George could see it, Lucy could see it, Flo could see it and George knew that Lockwood could see it but denied himself from acting on it and instead chose to play the long game in hopes that you’d catch on. You haven’t and the reason to that was the same reason Anthony refused to be the first to confessing his feelings; You both were scared that you’ve read too deeply into your interactions with each other, assumed that deeper feelings were at play and due to your past experiences of getting close to someone or allowing someone to slip past your defenders had only ended in someone getting hurt.

“Oh I’d think you’d find that y/n does like you very much Lockwood.” George admits in a serious tone which caused the moping male to perk up in his seat a tad like that of a puppy. “Really?” Lockwood inquired. “Really, really.” George replied, “I only want to see you happy and with the way you act with y/n. I can tell they’re the one.” He adds sincerely, recalling times where you’d butter and cut his toast when his arm was still in a sling from the Joplin incident. Or the time where you spent hours defending his legitimacy as an agent to Barnes, slagging off Frittes and Rotwell agents while you were at it which never failed to make Lockwood break out into a proud smile; All the signs and makings of the probability of something more blossoming between you two were there from the very start and they glaring obvious.

“So don’t, for the love of god Lockwood, don’t let yourself get in the way of being happy because to be able to fall in love with someone is to show them your most vulnerable self and hope to god that they don’t condemn you for it. So what’s it going to be? Sit here and sulk and have Kipps and y/n possibly fall in love? Or go out there, head held high and speak with your whole chest your declaration of admiration?” George finished his rant, staring at Lockwood who had a dead set look in his eye and a firmly locked jaw; an complete upgrade compared to his previous slouched and defeated form.

“Thank you George, what would I do without you?” Lockwood asked and George shrugged, trying to not let the praise take his attention away from what was more important, “crash and burn?” He shrugs but despite his nonchalant response, George was truly happy that his friend was finally taking the first step that should’ve been taken a long time ago.

#lockwood and co imagines #lockwood and co x reader #lockwood and co imagine #lockwood and co x you #anthony lockwood x reader #anthony lockwood x you #lockwood x reader #lockwood imagines #lockwood x you #lockwood imagine #anthony lockwood imagine #anthony lockwood imagines #Anthony

[5eraphim]

Yandere!Engineer NSFW Alphabet

Link to the NSFW alphabet //Link to Spy’s Alphabet //Link to Sniper’s Alphabet

Character: The Engineer 🦦 (Team Fortress 2)

Rating: M (MINORS DNI)

Content warnings: Yandere, NSFW, toxic relationship dynamics, baby trapping, cock warming, primal kink

MASTER LIST

Word Count: 2.9k

(Last Edited 1/3/2023)

TIP JAR

Aftercare, what are they like after sex?

Even as a yandere, the Engineer can be a softy, well above average regarding aftercare. Even if he were a bit crueler or harsher with you during intimacy, he wouldn't dream of kicking you out of bed to sleep on the floor or anything like that. Chances are, if he were a bit brutish during intimacy, he'd be all the softer in the aftercare. God did not give this man his beautiful, strong arms not to scoop you up in and keep your naked body nice and warm in the after-glow. Aftercare is his way of feeling like everything is alright, and he can pretend the two of you have a normal, non-obsessive relationship, nothing less than sacred to him.

Body part: what is their favorite body part and their partner's?

Engie is an ass man, full stop. His love for a great ass transcends the limits of sexual gratification into the realm of pure-hearted adoration. He loves nothing more than post-sex cuddles where he lays on his back with you resting against his chest. Your head resting contently over his heart, his hands on your ass, lightly caressing the flesh of your hips, rubbing little circles with his fingers.

Cum, anything to do with cum, basically.

Considering his cock is well proportioned with the rest of him, on the thicker side, nice and heavy his cum output is about similar. That said, the poor man is a touch out of practice and can be a little sloppy. He just can't help himself. He's not trying to fluster and leave you splattered with his seed. It was all an accident! Well, at least that's what he'd tell you.

Dirty secret: what is a hidden, dark fantasy of theirs?

He's not one to keep many secrets, but he does have a few fantasies about you he'll try to keep to himself. Not counting the fact he's kidnapped you and is holding you against your will as his secret lover, of course. Engie likes the idea of fucking you knightly until you're eventually knocked up with his child. The idea of breaking someone who was once so free and independent and turning them into his obedient and attentive wife and mother to his children gives him an intense sense of power.

Experience, do they know what they're doing? How much experience before now?

When he was a bit younger, he definitely got around. He may be a small-town boy, but he was still popular with the ladies. That "southern gentlemanly charm" doesn't come to one overnight, and he was fortunate to practice this charm with many lovely, quite willing bachelorettes. He may be a bit rustier, given he hardly has the time for romance or pleasure, though Engie is wise and eager to please all the same. But, now that he has you, someone he truly loves with all his heart, someone who makes him burn like never before, Engie feels more invigorated sexually than he's felt in a long, long time.

Favorite position goes without saying.

(Cowgirl, lol nah- too easy) Engie's probably rather old school when it comes to things like this and is likelier to opt for missionary style at the best of times. He likes to see your pretty face all flushed and sweaty as he pounds into your body from above. Especially the way he can feel your little hands gripping against his back, and he especially loves when you leave long scratches along the length of his back without even realizing it. He'd let you hop on top every now and then, though, at times like this, it's more to indulge you and satisfy your pleasure over his own.

Goofy, are they more serious in the moment, or how would they lighten the mood?

Well, he's made it this far- might as well have some fun with it! Even when he's acting more hostile or rough to keep you compliant and in line, he's not above a little dark humor. He'll do anything to provoke cute little emotional reactions from you, and it's at times like this when he's the biggest tease. Especially loves to flusher you in public, letting you know he's moments away from pulling you aside and getting dirty right then.

How well-groomed is their hair?

Gives no fucks. Engie's pretty hairy all over (well, almost all over) and wouldn't bother grooming unless you specifically asked him to. He also doesn't really care about your body hair situation. It's just not something he's ever worried much about. Might be slightly hesitant to shave body hair because he likes the "burly" feeling, but again, if it meant that much to you, he'd oblige.

Intimacy: how are they romantically speaking during the moment? 

While it was mentioned prior he's a softy even as a yandere, the difference between gentle and rough sex with Engie is like night and day. (This is expanded on in the kink section) If he's feeling gentle, he'd prefer to face you during sex and mutter out the occasional praise, calling you "his girl." Saying things like, "you're so beautiful like this'' or "God, you feel so good," as well as planting kisses along your neck and chest.

If it's rougher sex, he's a whole 'nother breed. His hands, once gentle, now bruisingly rough on you, soft, almost shy praises replaced with low moans and grunts, drowning out any noises of resistance or pain coming from your end. Not to mention the biting. Watch your fingers.

Jack off masturbation headcanon.

He's only for it if you aren't around, honestly. In his opinion, it's strictly utilitarian, and while it may relieve a little tension and help him focus and all, it's far less compelling to him than sex with you. Engie may be the type to not masturbate when he's alone, so he's more pent-up, and everything feels all the more intense with you.

Kink one or more of their kinks.

(Taking you home and introducing you to his parents and siblings, what a freak.)

Engie is the poster boy for not only having a primal kink but excelling at said kink. If you didn't know, a primal kink means one who gets off acting more animalistic during sex, especially the closer one is to climaxing. Imagine Engie not holding back his brute strength against you, scratching and biting your flesh, his breathing heavy, almost labored, occasionally broken by an animalistic grunt and moan of satisfaction. While this is one of his biggest kinks, it's unlikely you'll see this side of him when he's not in the mood for rough sex.

When in the mood to keep things light between you two, he's far more vanilla. Even in these moments, he gets a kick out of straddling your waist and pinning your arms. Getting you as helpless as possible under his groin while you're a sweaty, needy mess trying to grind against him for any friction or relief while he just looks down at you and smiles.

Likes the idea of you cockwarming him while he's alone in his workshop late at night after everyone's fallen asleep. If you couldn't tell Engie loves overstimulation and can't get enough of the feeling of your overheated, bleary-eyed face pleading with him to let you cum. All the while, he's humming to himself, happily working away, as though he's unaware of the way he throbs listening to your begging.

Location, where is their favorite place or places to do the do?

Before he decided he needed to kidnap you and keep you locked up under his control, Engie loved getting you flustered where other people could see the two of you. All the hotter if you were in another relationship with another at the time. Likes to mess with you by sliding a hand up your skirt or otherwise up against the bare flesh of your leg. Shamelessly squeezing your ass when greeting you with a bear hug, simply shrugging while smiling, saying, "Sorry, I'm a hugger." Knowing you wouldn't want to accuse someone like him, one with such a "nice guy" reputation, of something so skeezy. Making you sit on his lap, slithering his arms around you to keep you extra close whenever the two of you were working together. (So he can help supervise and make sure you're not making any mistakes, obviously.) All in good fun to him, but likely wouldn't actually fuck you anywhere but home. For Engie, it's all about the little power moves and the build-up, which makes the main event all the more satisfying.

Motivation, what turns them on or gets them going?

Most people know Engie as such an easy-going sweetheart. Almost no one would assume he'd be such a horndog, considering how well he keeps this side of him under wraps. But if you ever test him when you sit on his lap in public or give him one of those little surprise hugs from behind followed by a kiss on the cheek? It's all over for him. Loves when you dote on him so much, he's far from high-maintenance, but it's more about feeling cared for than anything else. He's gotten in trouble before for circumventing the Medbay because he wanted to feel you patching up his wounds instead of Medic. 

No, what is something they wouldn't do, and what are their turn-offs?

Even though he knows your relationship isn't precisely consensual and far from an equal partnership, he still sees himself as a "nice guy." So he wouldn't be into severe degradation or something that would make you insecure. In his twisted psyche, this would potentially cause you to question his love for you, and he can't allow that! And while, as a yandere, he might be one to use physical punishments to keep you in line, any kind of physical activity which could genuinely threaten your safety or leave you permanently affected is off the table. 

Oral, what is their preference in giving or receiving, and what is their skill level?

While he isn't the most experienced per-say, you had no idea until he told you. This man is addicted to the feeling of holding you down, the sense of totally undoing you with little more than the flick of his tongue. He likes to feel your hands on his head, but he's more focused on the joy he feels holding your thighs down, keeping you locked around his head. Obsessed with how he gets a front-row seat to the tension rising in your body and how your climax leaves you a panting mess before his eyes. 

However, he will expect you to return the favor, so don't get too comfortable. Sure hope you have some experience because Engie is a face-fucking veteran, and while he loves the act, he loves to look at how you look after he's done with you even more. The humiliation over being forced into such a compromising position, the mess gathered in the corners of your mouth, the way your roughed-up hair frames your face, nothing better.

Pace, are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?

He'll do his best to start slow, to try and get you nice and warmed up before going all in, if you're being good, that is. If you were already testing his patience or acting more withdrawn than usual, he wouldn't beat around the bush. If he's in the mood to be rough and leave you bruised and sore, he won't think twice about it. If he's feeling a bit more playful, he may consider going easy on you and edge you until you're begging for release, only to leave you high and dry. Holding your heated twitching body against his as he rolls over to fall asleep. If you want to come, you'll have to dry-hump against him, nothing more. The satisfaction of reducing you to a sweaty, horny mess sloppily grinding against the (as far as you know) sleeping maniac holding your captive. He likely won't actually nod off until you manage to get yourself off or until you eventually pass out yourself.

Quickie, what are their opinions on quickies, and how often?

This guy loves quickly. But what he loves even more than that is to intentionally get you all riled up. It's much more fun for him to tease you and leave you hot and bothered, far more so than a quick in-and-out.

Risk, are they game to experiment, and do they take risks?

Overall he's not too driven about trying something different or crazy unless he could see it made you all excited. Though all that said, his only rules here are to keep things strictly between the two of you and behind closed doors. Likely even if he isn't too hot on whatever idea you're proposing, knowing how excited it's making you is enough to entice him. He may have one or two dirty scenarios of his own he would want to play out with you, but even as a yandere, he wouldn't want to scare you over some silly fantasy.

Stamina, how many rounds can they go for? 

Not something he's too happy to admit, but when he first started sleeping with you, he didn't last long. He can't help it, though! He's been pining over you for so long now, and now that he finally has you, it's all just too perfect, and he's coming well before you, maybe more than once. He may even fall asleep without satisfying you if he feels you deserve it. But all he needs is a little time to get to know your body and get a little more practice. After that, it's practically effortless for him to get two or three rounds with you a night before kissing you goodnight. Of course, if you were in the mood for extra attention, all you'd need to do is ask.

Toys, do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?

While he may be an Engineer, it's hard to see him owning many toys, considering how non-utilitarian they are, but this is with one big exception. Engie has a very soft spot for handcuffs and adores using them on you. As mentioned before, he just loves the idea of his partner being needy and helpless and submissive, and handcuffs are the easiest way for him to achieve this. He also likes to rile you up by saying things like, 

"You know, maybe if you're a good girl, I'll even let you out of these when I'm done with you." or "I could get used to the sight of you like this. Hell, maybe I ought to keep you here 'till tomorrow night." (Also, you just KNOW his corny-ass will call you his favorite toy.)

Unfair. How much do they like to tease?

While he may be a little rough around the edges, Engie was still brought up as a respectful southern gentleman… outside the bedroom, that is. He loves pushing your buttons and watching how pent-up you can get until you burst. It's nothing short of sacred to Engie, feeling so special that he, and he alone, gets to watch you in such a state of decadence. From the bottom of his heart, Engie really does see you as nothing less than his soulmate, and it's truly a religious experience to watch you. 

Volume, how loud are they, and what sounds do they make?

He's a real dirty talker and can get easily lost in the situation and get loud with his grunts and moaning. Partly because it's just what comes most naturally to him, as well as insanely rewarding to see you all flushed and embarrassed at his lewd behavior. 

Wild card a random headcanon for them.

He likely keeps a lot of industrial equipment around your holding site and has perhaps more than jokingly mentioned how beautiful he thinks you'd look all strung up and chained down. Not that he's waiting for you to test him to indulge in this fantasy or anything…

X-ray what's going on under those clothes?

As mentioned earlier, he's a hairy guy, not entirely from head to toe, but all the same. His dick is definitely proportional to the rest of him. It's sturdy and thick. Good length, not anything special, but he's always been the type to get you off with hands, mouth, and dick rather than solely his cock. But it's gonna leave you very comfortably stretched, so he doesn't have to worry about hurting you or leaving you excessively sore the next day. He prides himself on knowing he doesn't need to be hung like a horse. He just knows how to use it to get you to come.

Yearning, how high is their sex drive?

Once you were firmly and unquestionably within his care, he felt more sexually charged than he could ever remember. Engie never fancied himself the "grand romantic" type, but now that he has someone who brings out that part of him, he considers it his calling to make sure to be the best lover he could be.

Zzz, how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?

He's a simple man. Once he's shot a good load or a few, he's spent and ready for the night. And once he feels your weight and body heat resting on his chest? It doesn't take more than that to send him off.

#5eraphim #yandere #yandere x reader #n/s/f/w #n/s/f/w alphabet #yandere tf2 #yandere tf2 engineer #yandere engineer #yandere tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 engie x reader #dubcon #smut #dark kink #dark character #primal kink

[prismaticpichu]

I'll trade my pokemon secrets if you trade yours! Which is your favorite starter/your ideal dream team?

Ahahahah YES! PICHU GETS TO SCREAM ABT POKÉMON! ❤️😂

You got it!!!

~

Favorite starter award goes to Oshawott!!! He’s just a little precious lil’ dude and I LUV HIM!!! 🦦 Water types are prolly my favorite of ‘em all, and the whole line is just peak design, man <33 Love them to death!! Samurott’s one of my favs and always will be!! (Close seconds and thirds go to Meganium and Feraligatr!)

Ooooooh Pokémon Dream Team??? Let’s go!!! ❤️ ✨

#1 (ace) - what else but a level 100 Pichu?? xDD I think it’d be a crime if I didn’t have my all-time favorite bean with me!! (Although for logistical reasons he prolly would be a Raichu shshsh)

#2 - Houndoom!!! EXTREMELY precious Pokémon to me shshshsh. Technically he’s the star of my first ever fanfic, too 😂 6th grade Pichu regrets nothing

#3 - Togekissss! Also one of my favorites, and BOY you know I ain’t playing this game without a flyer xD These legs weren’t meant for walking.

#4 ~ Goodra. GOODRA! Big slimy fella who gives big ol’ hugs!! Everyone needs a nice pseudo-legend on their team, and this fella’s been my favorite dragon since time immemorial.

#5 - Lycanroc dusk!!! literally my favorite Pokémon before Pichu 😂 Wolfie powweeeeeeerrr!!!

#6 (last but not least) ~ we got Samurott!! My favorite starter, my favorite starter evolution, and you KNOW we’re gonna need a surfer lmao xD Perfect way to round out the squad!!!

*puts down bullhorn*

Tysm for your interest, my friend! 😂❤️

#pokemon #asks #ty!! #randomness

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[jaeyunszn]

tag directory <3

— just in case you get confused, or if you’d like to sift through a particular tag for particular recs :)

GENERAL / RATING TAGS :

🔞 — explicit : 18+ / minors dni

💓 — fluffy : fluff

🧊 — angsty : angst

🔊 — crack : crack

🫶.[title] : series that i’m currently reading

ENHYPEN TAGS :

➖ — connect!

🐹 — heeseung

🦅 — jay

🦮 — jake

🐧 — sunghoon

🦊 — sunoo

🐈 — jungwon

🐥 — riki

TOMORROW X TOGETHER TAGS :

✖️ — one dream!

🦊 — yeonjun

🐰 — soobin

🐻 — beomgyu

🐿 — taehyun

🐧 — huening kai

SEVENTEEN TAGS :

✔️ — say the name!

🍒 — seungcheol

😇 — jeonghan

🦌 — joshua

😼 — jun

🐯 — soonyoung

🐱 — wonwoo

🍚 — jihoon

⚔️ — seokmin

🐶 — mingyu

🐸 — minghao

🍊 — seungkwan

🐢 — vernon

🦦 — chan

STRAY KIDS TAGS :

➗ — step out!

🐺 — bang chan

🐰 — lee know

🐷 — changbin

🐱 — hyunjin

🐿 — han

🐥 — felix

🐶 — seungmin

🦊 — jeongin

ATEEZ TAGS :

♾️ — 8 makes 1 team!

🐰 — seonghwa

🐿️ — hongjoong

🐶 — yunho

🍓 — yeosang

🏔️ — san

🐥 — mingi

🐈‍⬛ — wooyoung

🐻 — jongho

NCT DREAM TAGS :

©️ — yo dream!

🐆 — mark lee

🦊 — renjun

🐶 — jeno

🐻 — hyuck

🐰 — jaemin

🐬 — chenle

🐹 — jisung

THE BOYZ TAGS :

🟰 — best! we the boyz!

💭 — sangyeon

🍐 — jacob

🍞 — younghoon

🐻 — hyunjae

🐱 — juyeon

🌙 — kevin

🐧 — chanhee

🐿️ — changmin

🐷 — haknyeon

🦝 — sunwoo

🦄 — eric

#tag directory #jaeyunszn

[honeycombstrawberry]

i hope you’re having a good day! i just had some thoughts due to a dream i had last night LMAO : adrian refuses to even admit this to himself but i just KNOW that boy adores trashy reality tv. he EATS UP 90 day fiancé. i just know it. he’ll act like he hates it but he secretly knows everything about all the couples. he always grumbles about how ridiculous it is but ohhh boy does he love it. whenever leota talks about it (i just know she watches it) if she says something wrong adrian is so quick to correct her, like “baby girl lisa is not with usman anymore” and then the rest of the team is like??????? you watch this too??????? and he totally plays it off like “oh yaknow the cooks at work watch it” or “oh you know my partner at home watches it every week. i hate it though. i never pay attention” but his darkest secret is he adores it. he does pay attention. he eats up every detail. he lives for the drama. don’t even get me started on his extensive dance moms knowledge. adrian is an absolute SUCKER for reality tv. -🦦

YES GOD how are you in my BRAIN!! first of all i eat these shows up with a spoon they're heinous and i love them so i am completely on board with all of this. he completely absorbs every single bit of information and stores it away and he always needs to know more. i'm having this vision of waking up in the middle of the night and seeing his phone glowing and you squint over at him in the darkness and he's on the ig page for someone from the show like I THINK THEY'VE BROKEN UP SINCE THE FINALE??? and you're like i know babe go to bed

anyways i'm completely on board with this and obsessed with it as a concept thank you for this blessing because this is in fact a BLESSING

#🦦 anon #otter anon #adrian chase headcanons #honeycombheadcanons

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

I’ve just read your answer about how Matty always talks about singles and albums and I couldn’t agree more. Aaaaaand about the hometown show, Matty also insisted the Newcastle show is the hometown show which I found a bit odd but maybe this is something that’s interesting to you 🤔

I am also still Team George and I don’t think I’ll change my opinion on this, I hope there’s still some more Christmas drama and also some reconciliation. A girl can dream, right? 🥲

I love how you described the panic attack, the whole chapter was amazing, it had me in tears 😭🦦

Newcastle is hometown? Bold as fuck but it would make sense because of the special guest-packed show I suppose 💅🏻

A girl can definitely dream, but will her dreams come true? 👀

As Sir Paul McCartney once said, "I didn't set out to make anybody cry", but the idea that my writing would conjure up such visceral emotional responses really makes me stupidly proud, so thank you 💖🥲

#answered #writing #i love you don't you mind

[sugarcherriess]

btw remember when i said i usually have very detailed n storyline-driven dreams . n i mentioned a certain juyeon rivals to lovers dream . i realized i never actually explained what that was abt . even if u dont remember its fine bc i got the sudden urge to infodump abt it (i actually hyperfixated on this dream a while ago . wow , the wonders of the human brain)

so basically it didn't have that many details bc with it being a dream it was all very inconsistent . but in short it was just some kind of volleyball team (haikyuu ? i haven't watched that anime in like 2 years omg) au . n juyeon was like the prodigy of the team with an innate talent for volleyball . n i wasn't (i cant even play volleyball irl lmao) like i was decent but not amazing yknow . n unfortunately (or maybe not rlly unfortunately since , yknow , rivals to lovers)( someone needs to take the word "yknow" away from me im addicted to it) he wasn't rlly the nicest person n got mad when i messed up with something during practice idk . but i actually messed up bc of him so the coach was like okay u (me) have to stay behind after practice since u messed up n u (juyeon) have to stay behind to help them since u r the reason they messed up . very cliché but i Live for this kind of cliché shit . then things were Actually getting a little interesting but ofc i had to wake up right at that moment .

thats a lot of words im so sorry -🦦

Now where do i find a slow burn series with this exact plot line word for word. Tell me. Tell me now

#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Adonis Speaks #˚₊·➴ My Lovely 🦦 #because???? #i wanna know more???? #so much more????

[oceaneducation]

On my journey which still continues and which I see as the destination itself, Re- Invention has been front and center: In July 2021 amazing Lesley Jane Seymour invited me to her podcast "Reinvent yourself". In Episode #138 we explore how I transitioned from women’s rights to animal rights.

Lesley Jane Seymour is a media entrepreneur and one of the industry’s most respected leaders. In 2015 e.g. she created history by having the First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama guest edit an entire issue of More Magazine. Before taking over More Magazine, Seymour has served as the editor-in-chief for Marie Claire magazine, where she spearheaded many of Marie Claire’s most recognized cause-related programs including the Time to Talk Day in Congress to raise awareness on domestic violence.

She worked with celebrities to change the world, by for example taking the entire Marie Claire team to march with actress Salma Hayek around the Washington Mall in wedding dresses to highlight the plight of domestic violence in the Latino community.

In 2009 she was named number four on the Most Powerful Fashion Editors List by Forbes magazine, shaping Vogue, Redbook and other media through her brilliant contribution.

CoveyClub (a covey is a small flock of birds), a meeting place for lifelong learners, was also founded by Seymour. CoveyClub gathers a national and international group of warm, welcoming women supporting each other in search of their dreams by allowing members to share their expertise.

Thank you dear Lesley Jane and team 🙏🏽🌻🦦 for having me on your podcast to share my 3 steps to take in order to reinvent yourself. You can find the podcast on iTunes, Podbean, or Spotify.

#ReinventYourself #CoveyClub #OceanEducation #MarineConservationInstitute #BlueParks #Exxpedition

#Spotify

[cal-puddies]

It's no coincidence that within 24 hours of you finally releasing your curls fic, we got curls content. Your manifesting powers? Unmatched 😌👏🏻👏🏻

Why am I just seeing this?!?! Wth!

Well you know I’ve been working on my Cal manifesting. My Ash manifesting is ON POINT!!

🦦🦦

Icymi: Run Your Hands Through My Hair

#Calum hood #LOOK AT HIM! #cass #cass+crystal #the dream team 🦦🦦 #friendship 🦦🦦 #run your hands through my hair #shhh... I’m manifesting

[drewcline]

I’m rewatching One tree hill right now, I love the walking dead it’s so good! My essay was about some book we read in English so it was pretty boring. Also you are so pretty!!🥰🥰🥰

🦦

omg i will have to make an essay about that too lets suffer together!! omg i have read that OTH is really good but its not on my country’s netflix!! i love daryl so much hashhsh ALSO THANK U MY LOVELY I LOVE U

#🦦anon #the dream team 🦦🦦 #I LOVE U #GOOD LUCK WITH UNI/HIGH SCHOOL