#the double metaphor in hsm2 of ‘i dont dance’ with troy’s very obv gay crush on his bestie

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got into a conversation with a coworker about high school musical and the sheer amount of correct information i was able to gather from the recesses of my 6yo mind tells me everything I need to know about whether or not i have autism

#the double metaphor in hsm2 of ‘i dont dance’ with troy’s very obv gay crush on his bestie #and the fact that theyre all on a baseball field playing which hits the second half - playing for the other team #sharpay evans is a closeted lesbian dealing with compulsive heterosexuality #troy getting jealous over ryan?? thinking he was gonna take gabriella away from him?? like sir that is the gayest man i have ever seen #bet on it? #that weird fish princess scene after a private dinner in the second movie?? #the fact that the third movie sucked iirc #tez talks #there was just a LOT going on