#the best jakey

[streamsofstardust]

🐮

#smiley jake!!! #the best jakey

[formulaonedirection]

Lando and his chosen family 💖

For my most beloved @des-iderate

#lando norris #this is for natalie she is my beloved and my best friend and it's her BIRTHDAY!!!!! #a landolore post just for her :) #I tried VERY hard to not make this JUST max but know that I COULD make this jUST MAX. bc Max is his fella. his ol ball and chain if you may #but i just think it's so cute that his boys are like his silly childhood friends and they're all just like massive DORKS together #it's very sweet I'm sorry! #also this was jakey erasure...sorry jakey.... #nadia's things #also filing under: #critical lando theory #*mando

[goldenhypen]

⋆｡⠐ happy ✧｡♡

✴︎｡⠐ birthday ⠐⚬⋅｡

⋅｡⠐ to the kindest cutest most loving cheerful hard working greatest prettiest handsomest funniest hottest jakey sim 🦭 ⚬♡⋅｡

⎯ ⋅ ♡ ⋅ ⎯

jake, my love and admiration for you go beyond words. thank you for blessing me with so much joy and love in my life. you’re an inspiration to so many and i’m so grateful for you and incredibly proud of where you are and who you’ve become. and you deserve all the best things, or at least to have the best birthday of your life this year <3 eat well and celebrate lots my love <3 i love you and happy birthday <33

#THE FIRST PIC #has me on my knees 🥲🧎🏻‍♀️ #I CANT TELL YOU WHY I HAVE REAL TEARS IN MY EYES AS I PUT THIS POST TGT #i RLLY miss him :( #i love you jake with my whole entire heart #have the best day ever :’> <3 #sparing you all from the spam like last year djsnjd #life has gotten the best of me lately but i hope to be more active soon :’> #sorry i keep disappearing my loves #OH i also tried so very hard for the past idek how long.. MONTHS? to write smth for this special day but aha.. #it looks like your girls stuck in a bad case of writers block again :’> #anyway i’ll come back soon #i miss you guys :( #i hate that i’m using his bday post as an update post 😭 #happy jake day my loves 🥹🫶🏻 #em speaks #♡ #happy jakey day! <3

[kitnita]

jason robertson postgame   —   DAL vs CAR   —   02.13.24 

[was this a good example of the dallas stars at their best?]   yeah, i think so. i mean, we’re … you know, there’s still some things we should clean up, um, you know — the breakouts were good, we got a lot of blocked shots. jakey, obviously, was incredible. and … didn’t take a lot of penalties, i mean, it was pretty good — pretty solid 5-on-5 game.

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jason robertson #we got a jakey mention folks!!! #i do love that as time goes on every jakejason mention from each other is just like 'yeah yeah we all know he's the best. anyway —' #z:edit

[devilat-thedoor]

i mean this with UTMOST respect

choke me😌

@jakesguitarsolo 👀

#the best necklace #oh GOD #his hands will always do it for me #guitar fingers😉 #thank you jakey #thank you so so so much #jake kiszka #greta van fleet #gvf

[bizzielisteningtogreta]

beautiful boys in las vegas

#i had a full on come apart over all these pics last night #they all just look so happy and so pretty #sammy and danny are best friends with matching permanent jewelry:’) #jakey looks like a prince #i’m loving the content from this tour this is so much fun #sammy kiszka #sammy gvf #sam kiskza #sam gvf #jake kiszka #jake gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #daniel wagner #daniel gvf #best friend lane #starcatcher #scwt: las vegas #gvf #greta van fleet #greta #gretavanfleet #josh kiszka #josh gvf

[thejessofmess]

He's doooooone! Shading/lighting and backgrounds continue to be my struggle but happy with it! Love this bastard of a skeleton XTale!Gaster belongs to JakeiArtwork but honestly everyone probably knows that XD

#myart #thejessofmess #undertale #undertale au #xtale #xtale!gaster #x!gaster #jakei has one of the best gasters

[coffee-at-annies]

what about your favourite player? :p

Jars Jars Jars Jars Jars.

Not to sound insane but he grinned and everything about him was perfect, and I fell in love instantly.

No but seriously I took one look at the eyebrows and the dimples and the baby face sometime circa 2017-2018 and knew that was it for me. That was the one for me. I always like to have a handful of favorites (my personal tier list) of which an important part is goalie, emotional support depth forward, and defenseman. Of my original 3 loves we traded Shears away twice, sold Big Rig back to Dallas for a corn chip I don’t actually remember I’m just bitter, and shoved Mouse Boy in the minors for like two years. It was a rough time.

In the last year or two I’ve done a lot of navel gazing between retirements (cully hags&horny 😭), trades (Shears, Big Rig, Teddy, Jakenbake 💔), free agency, and our old guys getting older that I can’t obfuscate around the fact that Jars is it for me. I love his stupid face, his curls, his perfect eyebrows, his dedication to saying nothing and pretending there isn’t a thought in his head, the fact that he won’t go shirtless in the locker room. Just all of it. I get cuteness aggression thinking about him. I spent so long thinking we weren’t going to re-sign him this time last year that I literally cried when we did and then again at the start of the season and again at the goalie goal and several other points — look I have a lot of intense emotions about Mouse Boy. Say what you want about his play or his injury history, whatever, I don’t care. You cannot change my mind. Mother, I love him.

There are other players I love — Flower and the Core exist in a niche in my heart I can’t quantify nor rank in terms of favorites. However, if I’ve got to be honest, I would probably sell most of the team to Satan for one corn chip if it meant keeping Jars around. I don’t know if I have it in me to follow him to another team but that’s the limit. Everything else is fair game.

#he even got me writing fanfic again (tho that was also partially ez) #I have too many wips with him in them for him to ever be allowed to leave #then again one of them is jake/jars so we’ll see if that one hits the light of day #I kinda had to sit myself down while crying my eyes out about jakey and be like jars and po are still here he’s your third favorite at best #now rusty is in third and the core is in a tier all their own I refuse to quantify or look at too closely because retirement will hurt #I really need to do another poetry post about jars #it’s mostly just been sidflower or the core cause I’m insane about both ships #there’s a lot of wips in my backlog that I don’t post about because they just exist as ideas saved to a personal discord server #that will never see the light of day (probably) #asks answered #mikathemad #mouse boy #but mother I love him

[fandomsoda]

Congrats to Jakei for reaching over a million subscribers, she absolutely fucking deserves it after the week she’s had, my god. /gen /pos

#text post #soda rambles #Tbh now that all this has happened I’m gonna do my best to support and cheer jakei on as much as I can #least I can do after spreading that video and stuff

[jakeyt]

Me @ Jake Kiszka 9-5, 5-9🐱

@joshym @alwaysonthemend @ignite-my-fire @sacredjake

#this song #this man #not a good mix #(or is it the best mix?) #😏😏🌊 #Jake Kiszka #Jakey

[itsvs]

"i hope jakey dies" did so much for the lesbian community...

#my best friend (whom i had a crush on) won't stop bragging about her new bf #AND I HOPE THEY BREAK UP #I HOPE JAKEY FUCKING DIES

[stardustvanfleet]

accidentally stayed up waaaaay too damn late thanks to this twindown i’m having…… oops 🥰 goodnight gresties i love y’all so much !!! ❤️

#shit at my restaurant job has been unbelievably crazy these past few days. like actually fucking insanity. #and my best friend at work just got let go because of all of it…… and like. goddamn. idk what’s going on anymore LMFAO #everything sucks at that damn restaurant and now it’s worse because my bestie is gone! #i’m just. showing up. making my tips. and leaving ❤️ #thank god i have my library job and i know i don’t have to be a waitress forever. this shit is exhausting as hell #and i’ve only been doing it a year! like. goddamn. lifelong servers are the strongest people alive #anywayyyy. work rant over. i love y’all!!! and i love my twinnies!!!!!!! #jakey 🥰 joshy 🥰 #thoughts of my moon and my sun keeping me goin through the bullshit!!!! #jake #josh #li speaks

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

“Jake is actually a really good detective” WDYM “actually 🤓” THATS BASICALLY THE WHOLE FUCKING PLOT

#You’re surprised?? Why?? #It’s a running plot that he’s smarter than we give him credit for?? #It’s in the first fucking episode?? #LOOK AT HIS WIKI PAGE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #terry literally said that he thinks Jake is the best under his command #It’s actually not that deep I just love jakey boy

[mazzywazzy69]

muah <3

❤️

#not even kidding cammy devon jakey and everyone else you know who you are i love you guys smsmsm you dont understand like i dont know what #i wouldve done if i never met you guys like you guys changed my life you guys are my best friends oh my goodness #i love you all smsmsmsm #@barneysbigstompers #@anonbinaryweirdo #anonoob #gives you all forehead kisses #and the rest of you

[kitnita]

sorry but narratively this is so rich to me. i am examining the notes of the info in this tweet like i'm at a wine tasting. we're getting cedar, black cherry, and jake & jason sharing the weight of this franchise's future and being so so happy to do it together.

#hockey #stars #jason robertson #jake oettinger #listen i know this is just saad point blank sharing an observation #but the PHRASING #the fact that it's the two of them ....... #knowing that if robo was asked about it he'd say something like 'well jakey's our backbone‚ he's deserved it all season' #and that if otter was asked about it he'd say 'i think jason deserves all the praise he gets‚ he's one of the best players in the world' #& then they'd both say something about how it's just special to get to play in dallas and be teammates and do it for the fans #like. whatever. but. #i'm going INSANE about it #2129 #robotter

[bizzielisteningtogreta]

twin tuesday 🫶🏼

#im seconds away from a breakdown #these are some of my fave pics of the twins #they’re literally each others best friend #im gonna take the day to sob #i love them sm #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #jakey <3 #joshy <3 #do it jakey #gvf #jake gvf #josh gvf #twin tuesday #gretavanfleet #greta #greta van fleet #sammy kiszka #sammy gvf #daniel wagner #daniel gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #sam kiszka #sam gvf