#the b-plot is jim & roach wingmanning izzy while olu and wee john help with the wedding and frenchie tries to stop all the murder

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Pitching an episode called Fuck, Marry, Kill that's just 3 montages of Izzy fucking random guys, Lucius and Pete preparing for their wedding, and Ed and Stede trying to kill each other spliced together

#seriously imagine the comedy potential of a montage of ed and stede trying to kill each other in progressively more ridiculous ways #i know ed kind of tried to kill stede in season 1 before wimping out but that's not enough for me #i need a real earnest murder attempt on both of their parts before i can be insane about them #the b-plot is jim & roach wingmanning izzy while olu and wee john help with the wedding and frenchie tries to stop all the murder #then they all get together at the end and somehow accidentally solve each other's problems #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #lucius spriggs #black pete #lupete #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #shitpost #fanfic ideas #(kind of)