#the ENERGY on this person like oooohhhhhh

[jungwoohoos]

uni!hoseok

genre: fluff

word count: 2.2k

he really does look like linguini when he dances, but you guess you can’t resist that

You weren’t a party virgin per se

There was that one time the second weekend of first year that you went out with your roommate

She had met someone the night before and said he would give you two an in

How did she get someone’s number so quickly?? You didn’t understand

You once asked for someone’s email instead because the thought of asking for someone’s number was so personal

Your project group got a little annoyed that they had to email you everything they had already discussed in the group chat

But you always made sure to use the cute emojis that look like blobs of honey, so everything was good and your members didn’t annihilate you in the evaluation reports

Anyway, you lasted 20 minutes max at that party

It was a house party, but everyone was milling around in the backyard, which was nearly pitch black and really patchy

You could barely see your feet, so you had no idea how anyone could see who they were talking to

Everyone was also wearing hawaiian shirts

“Oooohhhhhh, it’s a hawaiian themed party,” your roommate had whispered while looking at your all black outfit

As if black jeans don’t exist in Hawaii >:(

She started talking to the guy she had met the night before, and it was getting a little steamy if you could say so yourself

You should take lessons because she was playing in the big leagues

Subtle touch on his arm

Laughing at everything he was saying

Although that one must’ve been a hard one to pull off because there’s only so much you could laugh about when a drunk dude’s retelling how much pain he was in when he thought his appendicitis was someone in an invisibility cloak stabbing him with an invisible knife

You had only come with your roommate, and she was busy trying to get with Chad over there

So you played on your phone a bit

Walked around the backyard, which was the size of a ping pong table, and got some fresh air

There was only so much bush you could look at at 11:30 pm

So you caught your roommate’s eyes (which were wandering suspiciously south)

And motioned that you were going to head out

And to text you if she was coming back

Because the way she was working her magic on Brad, the question was more of an “if” than a “when”

You walked through the sprinkler on your way back to your room, and that was the most fun part of the night by far

Two years later, you can proudly say you never stepped foot into another party

Because being in your bed nice and clean was your kind of party

Not the kind where you’re sweating not because you’re moving

But from sheer proximity to other sweaty bodies

So when Namjoon invited you to a small gathering he was having, you didn’t hesitate to say yes

You had met Namjoon earlier that semester in your botany class

The one that you both realized you only took because you had binge watched the same video of a guy grooming his garden full of bonsai plants

Trimming and landscaping and rearranging the formation of the pebbles surrounding the base

43:11 minutes of pure heaven

He squealed when you brought up BlissfulBonsai81 because yEs YES someone who understands

You’re at a coffee shop doing some work when he brings it up

Scrape of chair legs

The warm smell of cinnamon that wafts up to your nose when he hands you your drink

“Soooo since BlissfulBonsai81 mentioned in his last video that true happiness comes from celebration of small moments”

This man is his role model

“I’m gonna have a small gathering so we can celebrate the end of midterms woooo!!”

You haven’t met Namjoon’s other friends yet, but from what he’s mentioned, they seem fun

Hoseok seems a little wild though

But you trust Namjoon, and it’ll be nice to have some fun after the onslaught of exams

So you tell him you’ll go

“But only if there’s sweet and spicy sriracha wings”

“Small gathering” my ass

If Namjoon weren’t being a sweetheart and helping Youngchul in the bathroom, he would’ve been getting a piece of your mind

Your last exam was today

And to say that it burned you out would be a major understatement

Two hours of fluid dynamics and stupid pipes being smooth or rough and turbulent substances

You’ll show Namjoon turbulent when you’ve gotten your much deserved 12 hours of sleep

Even now, after the party’s died down a bit, there are at least 30 people

You couldn’t even walk up the stairs to use the bathroom without bumping into four couples making out

One was Jungkook and his new girlfriend, who he apparently officially met on an intramural volleyball team

He gave you a wave and a wink when you turned around to apologize for bumping into him

His girlfriend also smiled and gave a little wave

Probably the cutest couple you could’ve stumbled upon sucking faces

It’s nearing midnight, and you’re starting to feel the day catch up to you

The bass was a little too loud thrumming through your head

The cup you had barely touched was beginning to make your hand cramp

And that guy was still dancing

You’re half delirious and half inexperienced, but you’re pretty sure there’s no dancing at house parties

Not counting the disturbing bump and grinds happening off beat

But this guy’s been dancing for the last two hours

And you don’t know how he’s made it this far because he’s wearing jeans and a long sleeve

They make him look even more like the inflatable guys outside of car dealerships

He’s really not a bad dancer

Definitely has the flexibility for it if you can go off his limbs flying everywhere

And that huge smile’s been on his face the whole time, even though any sane person wouldn’t be smiling if they were wearing the insulator his clothes are

Any sane person also wouldn’t be doing the sprinkler to Kendrick Lamar

You’re still looking at him over the rim of your cup when you hear a small sigh next to you

Namjoon plucks the cup from your cup and downs it

“I’m never holding a party again” he groans and lets his head fall back onto the couch

You’re about to be a little sassy and correct him with “small gathering”, but he sat up when he saw you looking at the dancing noodle

“Ohh! You haven’t met Hobi hyung. Let me introduce you!!”

You’re being pulled straight off the couch and toward the middle of the room before you could blink

Oh he’s taller than you thought

“Hyung, hyung” 

Namjoon has to cup his armpit and squeeze to get his attention

There’s a squeal and Hobi turns around

He makes a little tsk sound when he sees Joon

“Eh, Joon. You know I hate when you do that”

He sees you looking at him

You look like you could use a good hibernation

He can’t help but smile when you go to shake his hand but yawn instead

Your nose scrunched up and you covered your mouth with the hand you were about to use to shake his

Namjoon’s rambling about something you two have in common

“You guys both like hot cheetos!! You can talk about that”

But you two are sizing each other up silently

He seems like too much energy, too much pep for your liking 

You literally just watched this guy flail for 2 hours

You don’t think you like him

He likes how you’re not afraid to make eye contact with him

You also smell like citrus, which smells like heaven compared to the overwhelming scent of dried beer and sweat

He likes you

Namjoon doesn’t know it because he’s still listing topics you could talk about

“...music? No, songs with tambourine accents are kinda niche...politics??”

You leave a little after that because your roommate got locked out while she was doing laundry, and she’s in her underwear

Hobi gives you a wink, and you narrow your eyes

He pops up a lot in the next few weeks

Sometimes just to call your name and shoot you a wink

But other times to ask how your day was and see if you want to get milkshakes

You don’t want to admit it, but you kind of enjoy spending time with him

You have to tell him to lower his voice numerous times because he ends up shouting

A problem in the library

And he likes listening, so he asks you to just talk a lot of the times

Which puts you in a weird position because you shouldn’t want to talk to someone you find loud and annoying right?

But you find yourself smiling when you hear his voice

And having to pretend to be grumpy when he interrupts your study sessions because he was bored

He’s nothing you thought you would like, but everything that made you happy

News started spreading that you and Hobi were hanging out because Hobi was beloved on campus

Even the janitors got excited to talk to him

Not many people knew who you were because you tended to keep to yourself

You were sitting on a bench one day, eating some carrots

Decapitating more like it

You were pissed

You missed your presentation this morning because your alarm didn’t go off

Professor Lee wouldn’t let you make it up even when you started crying

You were crying so much that you slipped down the stairs

Your butt now had a stair shaped bruise on it

And now you had to get ready for Namjoon’s birthday party because your present had taken 3 weeks to come in and you weren’t about to give it to him the day after his birthday

Which is why 2 hours later, you’re drunk

It only took one “what’s this pee colored drink??” 

You’re in the bathroom, trying to figure out how to turn on the sink

For some reason, the knobs won’t turn to either side

Maybe it’s automatic? You wave your hands underneath the spout but still no water

You didn’t hear the knock on the door

You didn’t even know it had opened and someone had walked in until you feel a solid body bounce against yours 

Hands caught your waist before you could topple over, and you let out a small “oof” when the momentum stopped and you bounced back against their chest

Mmmmmmm smells like freshly baked muffins

You fisted your hands into the fabric in front of you and buried your nose deeper

“Having fun there?”

“Mmmeppaph” you mumbled, moving your hands around to their back and letting your nose trace its way into the crook of their neck

Hobi hoped you couldn’t feel how quickly his heart was beating

Because it was about to bust out of his chest and if you hum against his neck one more ti--

“Hmmmmm”

You couldn’t help yourself because they were so warm and smelled so nice and made a really nice bed and huh, you were a little tired weren’t you

He felt your body give until you were slumped against him

The only thing that was keeping you upright was his hands on your waist

And your hands which have somehow dropped into his waistband

He shuffled out of the bathroom as carefully as possible

Your head lolled and hit the frame of the door before he could catch it, but you just gave a little huff

Only two more doors 

He fumbled with your body before he freed one hand to open his door

Laid you gently onto his bed

He thanked god that he washed his boxers that were laying on there earlier today

Brought a blanket and tucked you in

He couldn’t help himself from rubbing his thumb over your bottom lip because he doesn’t have the courage to do it when you’re awake

He’s never seen you asleep before, but he likes how peaceful you look

You’re not rolling your eyes at him or shooing him away

It makes it a little easier to imagine that you could like him

He initially doesn’t hear that you’re mumbling because it’s so quiet

And the blanket’s kinda in your mouth

He moves it away so he can hear you

It still takes you a couple times before you’re coherent

“Mmmmm can I tell you a secret?”

He smiles because the only secret you told him was that his socks smell like the plague

“Of course”

You shift so that you’re curled around him, your hand resting on his thigh

“I like Hobi, but don tell him ‘cause I don think he thinks I’m cute, even though I ammmmm”

He thinks his heart exploded when he saw you push your lower lip out

“And he’s too nice and good for me, but I’m shellfish and wanna be happy, and he makes me so so so so happy”

You blanched when he recited your words over breakfast and painkillers the next morning

He knew you were going to try to deny everything when you went to open your mouth

So he reached over the counter and cupped your cheek

“Be shellfish and let yourself be happy, okay? Because that makes me happy”

“Oh and by the way, very very cute”

You hum when you taste the syrup on his lips

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Aradia gets even... by shoving Vriska's soul in her bot body and taking Vriska's.

 Vriska was currently having a whale of a time on LoMaT, treasure to plunder, islands to explore and freedom to do whatever she chose, clearly she got the beast pick of lands in the session, shame Tavros had to bail on her earlier leaving her to explore alone but “them’s the 8reaks” as she would say. This pleasant solitude however was broken by the appearance of Aradiabot through a flash of blue in front of the Serket who totally didn’t see that coming or the fact the robot was sprinting towards her arms stretched out. Vriska didn’t really have any time to react before those cold steel hands were clamped onto the sides of her head, followed by an awful pain to her very being as she saw the eyes in the machine go dark as she blacked out.

 Vriska became conscious once more and dropped to her knees, everything felt wrong, heavy, she couldn’t think right, like her mind and thoughts were squeezed through a countless number of ever shrinking pipes, her vision was clear but… tinted red, like she had stared at a computer monitor for too long, looking down at her hands she reeled back in horror, two metallic hands, that’s one too many. Then she looked up to see her face smiling down at her with an uncomfortable grin plastered on her body’s face.

AA “oh you would not believe how good it feels to be out of that tin can you’re in now”AG : What do you mean VRISKA, wait… what did I say?AA : ooooh now that’s unexpected, seems the programming might be doing that.AG : what the heck do you mean VRISKA, why… why am I saying you are Vriska?AG : Why do I sound like a robot!?AA : simply serket, it’s the circuits in my robot body correcting you, because clearly, you are aradia, the robot body was designed for her and therefore it must contain her… except for the fact i’m out in you and you are stuck in what was “me”.

Aradia informs Vriska of this development as Vriska looks down at herself and examines her shape, her emotions and mind continue to feel muted and restricted, mechanical, she can feel herself, no temprature just smooth blunt sensation, Aradia in her body meanwhile was still staring at her creepily, she’d have been unsettled or shocked by this but she couldn’t find it in herself to well up emotions correctly.

Aradia meanwhile was running her hands along Vriska’s arms, reveling in being able to feel herself, even if it was just vriska’s body which she had wrested control from, casting out the original occupant into a cold mechanical tomb.

AG : Why did you do this?Vriska asked in the monotone mechanical  recreation of Aradia’s voice, a wave of desire to be angry washing over her like a wave of apathy, she couldn’t be angry even if she wanted to, the programming wouldn’t let her.AA: you killed me vriska, simple as that, consider this the end of the revenge cycle, permanently.AA: also, try say your own name, humor me~.

Aradia instructed Vriska who promptly failed to roll her eyes in response given the fact they’re lenses and therefore unable to physically be rolled.

AG : My name is ARADIA…AG : No, My name is ARAD-AG : I’m ARADIA…AG : I’m ARADIA!

This would go on repeatedly for the next few minutes as Vriska got an increasingly apathetic sense of dread as Aradia in her body continues to enjoy being alive, laughing and feeling up the Serket’s body with glee in a non lewd manner before “Aradia” would mock Vriska on this further.

AA : you can’t do it hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!AA : oh that’s rich that is very, very rich, I can’t imagine how badly you’re wanting to be mad right now, I wonder if the programming will do more than just restrict your speech?AA : OOOOHHHHHH i wonder what will happen when the memory backups happen!AG : M-Memory backups?

Aradia in Vriska’s body replied giddily as she practically vibrated with energy in the cobalt blood’s body, the former dead robot frog sprite rustblood hybrid clearly getting a little bit too much euphoria out of this whole deal.

AA : yeah yeah yeah, memory backups, every other day it saves a copy of me and backs it up, fills in the memory gaps from being a robot.AA : if you’re lucky you’ll be fine, but if you’re not… i have no idea, isn’t that exciting!?AA : maybe it will burry you under a copy of me!AA : or… Maybe you’ll just be kicked out and wake up as my dream self!AA : or OR maybe you’ll just get all my memories, or personality or… or maybe you’ll be like an imaginary friend to a copy of me, forced to be in the back of you… me, aradia’s mind even!?!AA : maybe all or nothing, i have no idea but i think that’s the best revenge that i could ever hope for, dream for even!

Vriska, were she able to feel fear in Aradiabot would be absolutely terrified by the unsettling smile and look of pure euphoric malice emanating from her face and voice booming with unmatched optimism towards her, Vriska responded by putting her hands on the side of Aradia, Vriska’s head and concentrating on switching back.

AA : you trying to switch back, hah! good luck! i burned it out on my trip over!AA : you’re stuck, for the rest of your however long it is going to be life or consciousness!

Aradia laughed again, seeing the look of pure evil glee on her own face hurt Vriska internally which terrified her more as a display on the red screen of vision you now possessed displayed.

“Emotional stress reaching critical levels, increasing output of mood dampeners to prevent crash in system”

Vriska calms down and lowers her arms, unwilling though it is, she’s powerless to fight this programming, yet still able to give a threat.

AG : I will get you for this VRISKA mark my words..AA : i doubt that serket, Anyway, i best get going, i got living to do, maybe i’ll treat your “friends” better than you ever did, make them forget the old vriska forever.

Aradia smiles and heads off in Vriska’s body determined to live life to the fullest where as Vriska silently despairs as she has a message pop up on her vision. 

“Objective, time travel to previous location.”

Vriska cannot even protest against it as she vanishes away in a buzz of time machine blue.

-x

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