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theelmoarchive · 1 year
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When it's exam time but you're too busy studying the history of the byler tag
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amethyst-halo · 2 years
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idea: rootspring confessed first but not before shadowsught tried. and by that i mean shadowsight ran up to rootspring and said “rootspring i really like you do you want to maybe possibly try being mates its fine if not its totally cool” only for ‘rootspring’ to turn around and it turns out its tree
ASJDHJKSHDHSJDJKSDJFH???
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joeys-piano · 9 months
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Nothing beats the feeling of squishing a 223 worded summary into AO3's summary box character limit, and getting the vibes just right for your fic.
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The 104th ceremony went on without a hitch.
The principal did his part. Then the faculty, one by one. The student leaders. A comedian—he wasn’t funny, but people laughed. And Sasaki couldn’t tell you if he laughed the hardest of them all, or if he was laughing out of sympathy. Or as an atheist at the altar. Caught in service, and all that, and the chapel is a gym and the twenty pews on either side were rows of metal numbing asses. While sitting here, laughing. Clapping loudly where he needs to. Listening, or so he looked. Knew exactly where to nod. And where to stand. When to shout. Counted the molars in his mouth, staring upwards to the ceiling.
Because he had to (that was all).
Between the speeches. Celebration. The rites. Traditions. The yawn-inducing, nap-producing twenty seconds in applause. But not for the end of it, at least for now. The ceremony had a song at ten-thirty on the spot, and there were still people with a lot to say. So he counts on—he continues—and ignores the clock face looming down like a lion in the face of a liar as Sasaki prattles on. And counts the moment all of this is over, whether he’s decided if it’s all his fault. Or if somehow it doesn’t matter with everyone behind his back.
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inthiswhisper · 2 years
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gabriel: every day, asmodeus tortured me. every day. he fed off my grace for years. he used me, he debased me, until i was… what i went through — you don't forgive. everyone who had a hand in it will die. get me?
sam: yeah, we do. 
dean: okay, you went through it. we get it. ... but killing loki? not gonna change any of that. ... probably not even gonna make you feel better.
gabriel: well, agree to disagree, dean-o. we all have our demons.
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dean: not like i care about killing gods, okay? but this whole revenge kick? it's a waste of time. you've seen it, sam. with me, with dad. revenge only ends one way — ugly.
sam: well, maybe it doesn't have to.
dean: okay, i think i know what this is. ... you're so hopped up on this ‘kill bill’ fantasy of his. if you had a shot at lucifer, you wouldn't take it?
sam: of course i would. but this is about gabriel. he needs our help.
sam’s relating to people seeking revenge this season is consistently mounting. i won’t get repetitive, but father lucca and rowena were in the same boat — seeking what they lost and losing themselves in that. even father lucca—
father lucca: i didn’t know what to do.
sam: so you hit me?
father lucca: the skull was gone. when i saw you found something, i lost my head, okay?
—hurt sam to get his relic back, just like rowena nearly killed sam to get crowley, and kevin—
kevin: michael says… when he lets me into heaven, i'll get to see my mom again.
mary: i’ve been to heaven, and what's there — it's just memories. nothing's real.
kevin: [crying] i don’t care. you don't understand. you don't know the things that i've done. i just want this to be over. 
—double-crossed mary, jack, and the hunters on the promise that he’d see his mom. gabriel’s ready to do anything to get his peace of mind back. and every single time, sam stated that he understood. he got it. he’d be desperate too if put in their shoes. i don’t know, i just like seeing sam go through similar arcs and reach a place where he knows revenge isn’t right, but he feels for the people seeking revenge because it’s born from pain and a need for peace. to cleanse and restart, which sam fully understands. 
but dean is... conflicted, as always. he knows revenge isn’t right either. he just got over nearly taking his grief out on jack. so, i do not blame him at all for trying to keep sam from making the heart choice instead of the smart choice this time. if he gives other people’s decisions an inch, they’ll take a mile and leave everyone devastated. i mean, it’s funny — he and sam / cas are paralleling mary and jack in that way. i did say that mary had balanced her parenting instincts and her hunting instincts, both of which dean possesses. so, dean and mary are being level-headed and asking for sam, cas, and jack to be patient. to think things through. to not risk their own and other people’s lives for the sake of a cause, or it will end ugly. but with situations dire — it’s hard to hold onto rationale.
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ski-ip · 19 days
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something something dark magic
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pirateprincessjess · 1 month
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
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littlelightfish · 1 month
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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glitch-frog · 9 months
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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad
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good-to-drive · 9 months
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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
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sixthrock · 3 months
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reminder
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shcherbatskya · 10 months
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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
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gallusrostromegalus · 24 days
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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.
Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)
Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/
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beebfreeb · 26 days
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 days
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License to Kitty.
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squidinksoda · 7 months
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leaked fnaf 2 screenshot
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