#that someone is me today :3

[jasperyourmutt]

*slowly putting a paw on your lap very sneaky like..* woof do not mind me I am just getting comfy..

*me carefully crawling on top of you while you are doing important things* I’m just a small little doggy I will not take up much space I promise.. ….

*fully laying my body on yours definitely impeding your ability to get anything done at all* Ah yes perfect.. zzz so cozy ….

#your attention should be on me 100% of the time #feeling very Puppy and Prince like today I should be taken care of #ugh I just want to nap on someone #jasperbarks #ftm puppy #t4t puppy #drooling #puppy sub #:3 #ftm t4t

[tennessoui]

brain will not let me sleep until I say

same age padawans au where they’ve been in a weird wired frenemies thing for ages but now that they’re both mature adults (all of 24/25 years old) they’re more friends than enemies….

And it’s Obi-Wan that Anakin tells when he’s decided he’s going to leave the Order, not anyone else. He has a wife. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago and it made her want their relationship to stop being a secret so they could really have kids. He has to leave the Order. Doesn’t Obi-Wan understand?

Obi-Wan, who has been a little in love with Anakin since they were younglings, does not understand. Not one bit. Instead of wishing him well and helping him pack, he goes to the Council and requests a mission in the Outer Rim….perhaps a month long or more…perhaps undercover? No contact with anyone on Coruscant. And maybe they could assign Anakin Skywalker as his back up? He can help with the undercover aspect.

And at first, Anakin is pissed because he was planning to resign from the Order in the next few days, but Obi-Wan convinces him to go on this mission with him….one last mission as a Jedi. To say goodbye to the Jedi life.

Obviously, Obi-Wan sort of wants to go on one last mission with Anakin because in his dreams, he wants the mission to go so perfectly that Anakin stays with him the Order. But realistically, he mostly wants to go on this mission to say goodbye to Anakin and then let him go, soaking up all his warmth and light, memorizing every casual touch bestowed on him because he knows they’re ticking down to the last handful of seconds together.

But then obviously the mission works TOO well and Anakin falls in love with Obi-Wan but doesn’t admit to it even to himself before they’re on the ship about to head back to Coruscant and Anakin realizes he doesn’t want to leave this planet because he doesn’t want to leave Obi-Wan if it could always be like this so he crashes the ship during take off so they can stay longer because he’s 24 and doesn’t know how to handle the immensity of his love except through destruction

#Kit’s silly lil AUs #obikin #I couldn’t finish the Democratic fic part today writing was so hard :( #I offer this instead <3 #hopefully will get it up tomorrow #but anyway: no physical cheating but probably emotional infidelity as anakin falls in love with obi-wan but doesn’t notice #and a lot of pining but being brave about it obi-wan which could also turn into finding his rebound in the outer rim obiwan #which would then turn into seethingly jealous anakin #+ bonus points is that their cover is theyre newly weds #and obi-wan is like <3 you can touch me mister we have an open marriage <3 #and this poor guy at the bar is being stared down by a vicious anakin and he’s like uh does your husband knkw that ???? #but yeah here for pretty newly knighted obi-wan creating a situation where he gets to feel anakin touch him and kiss him on the cheek #and hold his hand and call him pet names #all the while being convinced that this is all he will ever get so he has to be satisfied with this #that the yearning will stop and he will find comfort in the memory of anakin’s arm around his shoulders once he’s left the order and obiwan #to be with his wife #also obi-wan gets wasted one night and someone asks how they met or when they fell in love #and obi-wan accidentally tells the drunken truth #not the cover story #and it makes anakin go 👀🧐 #but then he gets too drunk and forgets it

[lavenoon]

@naffeclipse Look. All I'm saying is that 9ft+ tall security bot deserves to be taken care of, too

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #naffeclipse #menace4menace #it's Aster's turn for the comical expressions #fr tho. this man lets no one take care of him. #forces him to accept care and smooshes him into bed #whos at the phone? idk #its not sun or moon or aster wouldve been slightly nicer #other than that? free game #SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF THE CARETAKER IM BEGGING #ILL DO IT MYSELF JUST LET ME AT HIM #anyways yes im normal yes ive done a lot of doodles today dont mind that #its been a day #need comfort and somehow turned into eclipse comfort ??? gfhdjs whoops #enjoy <3 #oh. wait #my art #lmao

[catocappuccino]

#HE LOOKS SO MAD I CAN'T BREATHE N DEAR WHAT HAPPENED #someone scammed him on adopt me </3 #waiting patiently for episode 7 to come out! With what Liam said during GlitchX I am a tad bit scared but also pretty intrigued #after seeing the trailer during the livestream I genuinely had to roll on the ground cause what in the tarnation #eitherway that's all for today folks - time to bury myself in the ground and come out when I feel like it once again 🔥🔥🔥 #why did I write all the text in the tags #murder drones #n murder drones

[fauna-and-floraa]

🐺+🍩

#get someone who looks at you how Christopher Bang looks at a microwaved donut #Bang Chan #christopher bang #bang chan edit #skz #stray kids #bystay #channiesnet #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #straykidsedit #skzedit #dont judge me for making a 6 gif set of chan eating a donut i just think he's cute okay </3 #and now Imma go eat the cupcake i bought today 💃 #jesskz

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

#SOMEONE PUT THIS ON THE OFFICE CORKBOARD WHILST I WAS AT SPAWNING GROUNDS TODAY #THEY THINK THEYRE FUNNY BUT #WHAT YOUD LOOK THE SAME IF YOU WERE WORKING WEEKENDS #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon salmonid #salmon run #king salmonid #also RETURN OF LIL JOE DRAWINGS!! #splatoon salmon run #really hope to do more the last few months have been really really bad for me irl #it’s still not great but I’m trying and it’s silly but this blog encourages me to draw and interact with people and it’s genuinely <3 #splatoon megalodontia #splatoon 3 salmon run #salmonid #big run

[tapakah0]

Sorry just want to rumble a little bit today and no normal thoughts Just... wanted to say... that "Mystic hands" Michelangelo is... very good I only know (I mean have read = know) a few fics about Leo getting back in time, but in this one Mikey gets back in time... I don't know why but it was stuck in my head all day When f!Leo is back, he's about to kill someone, die, later little Leo is suspicious about him, they hate each other (no, they don't, they are just stupid asses)

But god for some reason the way f!Mikey gets back, he just BLOWS everything, he's a walking bomb, that actually makes sense, he's an atom bomb due to the circumstances of his way of getting to the past and the city is lucky they weren't destroyed F!Leo can hold him expression better then Michelangelo does, and Michelangelo doesn't notice how his expression always changes, he just cries and knows that he will Little Leo is suspicious about him (as he should), but the moment he understands that he's the same Mikey, he melts. It tooks weeks for Leos, it took a day for Michelangelo (little (old) brother privileges huh) The way he just, almost blows the WHOLE island, that's exactly was stuck in my head about future Mikey The fact that he was a general, put demoted himself, he was the one discovering the way magic works with science and taught Donnie about it, just all these little mentions and details for some reason made me a bit alive today

(Also the fact that the little one krang is the most dangerous makes SO MUCH sense)

#when you ride for 3 hours in summary with 6 transfers for some reasons it sucks you life power harder #You just change your entertains every 20 minutes just to not fall asleep and kill someone accidentally #today I was saved by this Mikey #can I put him and CAS Mikey together... the world is doomed #Also #I still wanna get back to watching 2003 tmnt to observe Bishop character #I see him being used a lot in the stories and it makes me more more more more and more curious #I feel sad that I wasn't raised on a cartoon series at my childhood

[spiderversegf]

How long have you been married and how did you know it was the right person 😔

i’ll try to not make this an essay. we just celebrated four years together, three married, on halloween! i’ll say i knew pretty quickly. i think within three conversations i was thinking “this is someone i’m going to love very very much.” i’ve never been very good at being. normal sjdksjsj so i’m pretty sure our first convos consisted of me rambling about mothman for some reason? i was terrified of being annoying but i also just. enjoyed talking to him so much. there’s a quote from if beale street could talk where james baldwin writes, “fonny liked me so much that it didn’t occur to him that he loved me,” and that’s exactly how it felt. there has always been just a sense of understanding between us, things we communicate w/o words. he’s my best friend and it’s absolutely insane to me that he loves me this much too???

#✉️ #sorry for being gay it’s his bday and i miss him bc i was exposed to someone w covid so i can’t see him today :( #oh i also knew when he told me that my singing voice is one of his favorite sounds. i love to sing but im really shy ab it #and singing in the car is one of my fav things. i love holding his hand and singing to my silly lil playlist in the car!!!! #he’s my passenger seat princess <3 #feel free to ask ab my husband i love talking ab him lol

[whumpacabra]

Have your character toss and turn all night because they forgot a dose of their pain medication, so they get up the next morning on the verge of tears because they’re so tired and in so much pain.

#whump #whump prompt #exhaustion #pain #pain medication #personal silly stuff: #it’s me I’m the character. <- brushed my teeth and didn’t want to have to eat something to take my pain meds last night #and ohhhhh boy was that a mistake 🙃 ough my bones #also guess who has to get the funnel traps from the field site today by himself <3 that’s right this girl. they’re gonna kill someone. #o7 my physical therapist told me I was in a horrible career for my condition and it’s like boy I know. trying to get the last few years of #my legs I got left before I can’t hike and snowshoe and climb trees #I will simply afflict my fictional blorbos to cope

[cornsarts]

happy valentimes!

#sketchi #fugio #these r a few weeks old at this point but regardlessssssssss #in the spirit of the holiday <3 #off topic #but completely by chance someone had reblogged a resippy for a chocolate panna cotta #so im making that for me n my partner tonite #its chilling in the fridge and i hope it turns out well #today is a day to be sweet

[lavenoon]

kisses him kisses him kisses him

@naffeclipse you've seen this one but I'm posting it today for the serotonin boost, so have a callback to the first doodles &lt;3

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #menace4menace #naffeclipse #my art #i did tax stuff and work emails on top of my normal work today and im still catching up on sleep #so i need to set this loose (luce) in the wild and get some serotonin from watching my self indulgence pop up in my notifs #also bc there is simply no brain left to do anything else today #tomorrow. i did all this bs today so id have a mostly free day tomorrow #i wanna just. soak in self indulgence for the evening #eclipse help me do my taxes please i need someone to validate my frustration with this program #how dare they call it magpie? i like magpies i dont want to associate them with taxes of all things #okay no yeah im. getting off track in the tag ramble so im just gonna hit post. gnight enjoy <3

[transmascutena]

not to be a hater (except it's totally to be a hater) but i do not understand people who think utena and touga would make a good couple. even ignoring how terribly he treats her, she just does not give a shit about him. after the first arc i bet she doesn't even remember his existence unless he's right in front of her and annoying her. she has object impermanence but only for touga kiryuu

#someone posted about them in the tag today and it made me laugh because out of everything in this show why is this what you latch onto #i think analyzing their parallels within the narrative is super fun but looking at them and being like “wow. romance<3” is. erm. #then again i'm kind of a hater of shipping in general with very few exceptions #m

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

EEPY

#eepy eepy kitten.... #she's all tucked in and curled up <3 #LOOK AT HER!!! GAZE UPON HER PINK NOSE AND BEANS! #she's my little buddy <3 #i wish i could get her leash trained i would Love to go on walks with her #she'd be unbearable! unmanageable! #absolutely unprompted #photos from the bog #alright now that thats out of the way guess what im fuming about today! #ha! you thought this was a cute kitten post! WRONG! eldritch blast! #yeah so fuck youtube all my homies hate youtube #WYM IT SENSES ADBLOCKER AND LITERALLY STOPS YOU FROM WATCHING VIDEOS #that should be illegal! #begging and praying that someone Talented at making site extensions makes one that gets around youtube's stupid fucking adblock sensor #I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH MY SILLY VIDEOS IN PEACE THANKS #this world sickens me. ads everywhere. everything monetized. sell your hobbies. what if we all exploded huh #WHERE IS THE FREEDOM FROM LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM? WHEN DOES THE MADNESS END #ads make me want to rip out someone's throat with my teeth #i dont mind the taste of blood let me commit violence

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI. I HATE AI.

#not dislike. its hate #it made me cry several times today #thinking of how my classmates manipulate our teachers #and chatgpt AIs can EVERYTHING #its so painful to think of it #today I broke down in the bus and cried #idc what people think. hiding my feelings any longer would destroy me from the inside #maybe youve also seen how people use freakin AIs in their exams #the thing is that: #we wrote an exam for which Ive studies for like 2 whole days #this week we finally got the exams back (w the grades ofc) #and ok Ive got a 3 (C in America syste #*m) #my friends who used chatgpt throughout the exam got way better grades (I didnt expect it otherwise) #PLUS #the most provocating messages from the teacher: #“10/10 POINTS :)” “YOURE ROCKING THIS” “YEAH” #💔 #seriously #this breaks my heart #dont the teacher see something suspect in the exam?! #why cant they open their eyes and get modernized to reality. #& they KNOW- the students Im talking of. they usally have bad results. #once our teacher came to a chatgpt student and said the most miserable thing: #“youve been using duolingo a lot lately hm? thats where your nice grades come from 😉🥰” #you get it? #no- this peoson didnt learn. #no- this person isnt even interested in the stuff we learn in lessons #AWFUL feeling to hear the praisings of da teachers when *I* gotta sit among the gpt-students and look like Im a worse student than *them* #[writing this at almost 1 at night] still have some tears. this topic really has the power to destroy someones day. 💔💔

[autistichalsin]

Halsin's entire arc is about how he has never been allowed ANYTHING for himself.

Not a break from the stress of leadership. Not friends/confidantes. Not healing from his many traumas. Not a family/child of his own. Not even a HOME of his own in the context of this scene, since it's only going to trigger if the Rite of Thorns is completed and Halsin loses his home and friends, forever.

EVERYTHING he has asked for in the entire game has been for the good of others. Kill the goblin leaders who threaten the Grove, save Thaniel, the spirit of the land, let Halsin come with you to help defeat the Absolute. All of it solely for the benefit of others.

And then Halsin asks one thing. That, in and of itself, should really get the player's attention if they have been paying any attention up to this point. Halsin is asking for something FOR HIMSELF.

He tells the player that he is scared. That Minthara- who imprisoned him, and made plans with the other leaders to murder him, and tried to slaughter his entire Grove, which was saved only because Kagha sealed it away from him forever- is a bridge too far. That even he, with his endless compassion, can't do this.

He doesn't ask the player for revenge on Minthara. This isn't motivated by hate and anger, or want of bloodshed. Instead, he says that if the player wants Minthara to stay at camp, he cannot, will not, stay. Because this isn't about him wanting bad things to happen to Minthara. It is about him wanting to be certain he won't be murdered.

This is FURTHER proven when, if the player says they choose Minthara, Halsin makes no argument; he doesn't even say he's hurt by this disregard for his safety. He wishes the player the best. He says he HOPES he's wrong about Minthara. He even thanks them again for helping Thaniel. He understands that the player might prefer for Minthara to stay alive; he just wants to be personally removed from the danger he feels she poses to him. Which is why he extricates himself after this. If the player won't see to his safety, he will do it himself- no muss or fuss. It isn't even an ultimatum to the player as much as it is stating a boundary- where he will and won't stay.

He asked for one thing for himself- to be allowed to feel safe at the campsite where he was spending his days and nights- was denied it, and quietly left with ZERO ill will towards the player who refused to help him in favor of helping his captor instead.

That's what the fandom is calling him a monster for, now. Because after being held captive and tortured, the one thing he couldn't do was share a campsite with the person who was behind it all.

So I guess we have another thing to add to the list of things Halsin just isn't allowed to have.

#and with that i go to sleep. goodnight all. today has been a lot for me and i hate that after finally getting what i was so desperate for in #terms of the new drow dialogue and the option to go with halsin in the end- after finally getting what i wanted. now i get to see the fando #just totally throw out all the grace it normally shows abuse survivors just because 'fuck halsin in particular...' i guess. and it hurts #halsin is not a monster for not wanting to share a campsite with someone he has reason to think will murder him actually #halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[linipik]

I wanted to post ONE comic PDF this month but it is May so now I'm thorn between the two options I have, so now it's up to voting!

Love Letter 💌 -the Valentine's one with all the extra panels - OR Once Upon the Shore - the old Merkeith one that has the Klance comic + an adashi fic (same universe)

#pdf is free/pay what you want so...yeah #not to post today #but just.... this month #both need the same amount of work so...yeah #i feel it should be the merkeith one bc i owe it to you all for the past 3 years #but love letter is so recent and it is so nice to have it completely done #polls are nice bc i can't decide things unless someone tells me the option I don't like