#that saddle fit

[craigslisthorses]

what happened here

#bro this is a wiener dog #that saddle fit #THIS IS A STALLION

[petite-phthora]

Hell yeah

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first… murder? - part 17]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Danny opens the door to see Red Hood on the other side. They smile and greet each other before Danny steps outside.

“What’s with the bags?” Red Hood asks, gesturing towards the bags Danny has with him.

“Well, this one,” He starts, holding one of the bags up, “is filled with the tp for the manor. While this one,” he holds up the other bag, “has to do with the second part of the date.”

“It’s a surprise for later, so no peeking!” Danny says, wagging his finger.

Red Hood holds up his arms in surrender and nods in response.

“Alright, I won’t peek.”

“Good.” Danny nods, satisfied with the answer.

“Though, would you like me to carry one of those?” Red Hood asks, pointing towards the bags.

Danny opens his mouth to respond but pauses, giving Red Hood a suspicious look.

“This isn’t some ploy to look inside the date bag, is it?”

Red Hood shakes his head in response.

“Nope. Just a genuine question on whether you want me to carry one of those bags or not. No ulterior motives.” He says, not sounding all too convincing.

Danny, who has his eyes still narrowed, gives in.

“Alright. But you carry this one.” He says, handing over the bag with the tp in it.

Red Hood takes it with a nod. They then start walking towards the entrance of the building. Once outside they head over to where Red Hood parked his motorcycle.

“Here, you can put the bags in the saddle bag,” Red Hood says, opening said saddle bag and putting the bag he was carrying inside it before gesturing for Danny to put the one he was carrying in.

After everything is secured and ready, they take off towards the manor.

Instead of going to the front of the manor with the gate, Red Hood takes a different route. They stop somewhere around the back of the manor, beside the stone wall surrounding the property.

Danny takes the bag with the tp with him, leaving the other at the motorcycle.

After looking over the wall to see that none of the manor’s residents are near, they go over it. Luckily for them, the wall isn’t too high and they climb and get down from it with ease.

They go over to the manor and once close enough they stop. Danny holds out the bag he brought between them and opens it up. He takes out some tp rolls and hands one over to Red Hood. They grin at each other.

“Let’s give this manor a little make-over”

“Hell yeah”

Those are the last words spoken between them before they start throwing the rolls at the manor.

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Danny has another roll of toilet paper in his hand, preparing his next throw. Red Hood is next to him, helmet under his arm, having taken it off a while ago.

They’re both grinning at each other, Red Hood giving Danny a thumbs up in encouragement.

Both grins are quickly wiped off their faces when they hear a pointed ‘ahem’ from behind. Danny turns around startled, the toilet paper roll he was holding falling into the grass when he drops it.

Red Hood, who hadn’t jumped like Danny had, turns around curiously to look at who was interrupting their fun.

Behind them stands an older man with gray hair and a mustache. He’s dressed in an impeccable three-piece suit. He looks at them with a kind and open expression, as if they aren’t trespassers currently defiling the place he works/lives at.

“Good afternoon, Red Hood and guest. Would either of you care for some refreshments? The cookies are just about done.” The newcomer says.

Danny and Red Hood turn to look at each other. Danny gives him a questioning look. Red Hood just shrugs in response. They both turn back to the man in front of them and Danny speaks up.

“Hell yeah, we would love some cookies. If you don’t mind, sir…?”

“Alfred Pennyworth, I’m the Wayne family butler. And your name is?” Mr. Penny inquires as he starts leading them inside the manor and towards the kitchen.

“Danny Fenton at your service, Mr. Pennyworth,” Danny says, doing a silly little bow and almost tripping before he manages to right himself again with a sheepish grin.

“Please, call me Alfred, Mr. Fenton.”

“Only if you call me Danny.”

“Alright. Now, Mr. Danny, Red Hood, would either of you care for a cup of tea?”

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Jason is looking at Danny and Alfred from a small distance as they are chatting over some cookies and tea. He has his arms crossed and a soft smile across his face.

He doesn’t jump when a voice coming from his right speaks up.

“New Brother?”

He turns to look beside him to see Cass curiously looking over in Danny’s direction. Jason gives her a slight scoff.

“That’s in-law, for you,” he pauses, the next word coming out a lot softer as he turns back to look at Danny who seems to be laughing at something, “hopefully…”

Cass nods in response.

“You’re happy?” She asks with a tilted head.

Jason nods seriously.

Cass smiles.

“Good. Then I’m happy.” She says before disappearing, leaving them be.

---

Behind Danny’s back, Jason catches Alfred’s eye and signs to him.

“I just remembered, the laundry should be done now. Please, excuse me.” Alfred says before leaving the room.

Once Alfred is out of sight Danny turns towards Jason, shoving the last bits of the cookie he was eating inside his mouth.

“So, you ready to get that autograph?” Jason asks him, holding out his hand towards Danny.

Danny glances over at the door Alfred just left through before looking back over at Jason and smiling at him.

“Hell yeah.” He says before taking Jason’s hand and using it to get up from his seat.

Without letting go of his hand, Jason starts leading Danny through the manor.

There’s no way they’d have been able to avoid all cameras in the manor, especially since they went inside with Alfred, so Jason doesn’t bother trying to be sneaky.

They already know of Danny anyway…

While they’re walking towards where Jason knows Tim’s room is, Danny looks curiously around the place.

“Say, how do you know your way around here so well?” He asks Jason.

“I’ve been around here a few times.” He replies casually.  “You don’t wanna know how many of their gala’s have been attacked or the amount of times the Wayne’s have been held hostage” He rolls his eyes. Jason stops walking.

“Alright, I’m pretty sure this is Mr. Drake-Wayne’s room,” Jason says, opening the door of one of the various rooms in the manor and stepping inside.

“Do I want to know how you’d know which rooms belong to which residents?”

“Probably not.”

“Alright, then I won’t ask,” Danny replies with an unconcerned shrug.

Danny looks around the room, inspecting it while taking care not to touch anything.

“Hmmm, do you think he’ll have any documents with his signature here? Or does he keep them all at that Wayne Tower thingy?

“Might’ve been a smarter idea to have gone there for something of use…” Danny says, muttering the last part more to himself than to Jason.

Jason shrugs in response, walking towards the desk.

“He probably has something lying around we could snatch. But if need be, I wouldn’t say no to breaking into the tower and getting the signature from there.”

“More breaking and entering, huh? Would that be another date?” Danny says before fake swooning. “How romantic” Danny grins, trying to ignore how warm his face feels.

Jason snorts at the bit. He then starts looking through the papers lying on the desk,  picking up one of the pieces of paper. He scans it, finding it to be some sort of agreement contract between Wayne Enterprises and some other tech company.

It didn’t seem too important and, knowing Tim, if it were he’d probably already have multiple copies and back-ups at another location.

Now that Jason’s thinking about it, this paper is most likely already a copy and not the original. So he feels no remorse handing it over to Danny.

“Here, check this out.” Jason points to the bottom of the document where Tim’s signature is located.

Danny takes the document from him, glancing over the signature with a smile.

“Alright! This is perfect, thanks Red!” He looks up from the document and beams at Jason, who makes a ‘don’t worry about it’ gesture.

Danny then puts the paper into his bag for safekeeping before speaking up again.

“Soooo… Wanna finish our tp project before ditching this place for the second part of the date?”

“Hell yeah,” Jason responds with a grin.

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Taglist:

@i-always-say-yea @uraniumwizard @why-must-i-be-like-this @griffinthing @i23432i @imsotiredfanficlovertm @jaguarthecat @arkita-shadow @ilydana @jai-twin

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #I apologize for the long wait once again #i got a serious case of writers block :/ #i hope to post next chap soon #but i cant promise anything #also let’s all imagine Jason’s motorcycle a saddle bag that all the bags fit in ok? #And I have no clue what the manor would look like/looks like #like if it would or would not have a stone wall around it #So please just work with me #it doesn’t have to be 100% accurate as this is just a fic and it’s not even all that important to the story #also Cass knows Jason has been on a date #but not who that date is/what he looks like #which is why she asked ‘new brother?’ #instead of immediately knowing/assuming it’s the guy Jason’s dating :p

[seafoamdew]

Hiccup is not a fan, oddly enough.

#my art #requests #httyd #rotg #hijack #frostcup #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #jack frost #no saddle #unbearable seating arrangement #no reassurance that he'll be caught if he falls #and his flying stick doesn't breathe plasma blasts! #no thank you #does not pass Hiccup's warrant of fitness

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

I do genuinely forget about the whole “Bill has cameras literally all over town for some reason” plot point. Why does he have those.

#i should do more than that it fits well with the #sitcom dad thing I’ve saddled him with #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #yelling about the bear

[mysterysoulrider]

they're perfect to me <3

#Liv actually fits in her saddle! #I'm so happy with her #I did this same fotoshoot when the lippis and saddles came out so I had to recreate it obviously #oc-Liv #horse-Domino #sso photography #ssoblr #sso #starstable #starstable online #sso screenshots #my photos #sso photoset #sso firgrove woods #sso lippizaner

[itsmegunsworddeep]

adding seasonal tokens to the game makes every holiday on jorvik feel like a visit to a fucked up chuck e. cheese

#standing in front of the counter with my hard earned spoils #and i point demandingly at the very nice saddle pad #and the teen manning the counter just shakes his head #before handing me one of those finger topper things with the bug-eyes and wobbly arms #and if i get a little more tokens i get slightly bigger ones that can fit on my horses' ears #but there's only so much fucked up skee ball with ghosts a girl can do you know

[ardentpoop]

they literally had no clue what a special and one-of-a-kind character they had on their hands

leagues above the rest of this show’s characters in terms of emotional depth

#not to sound like a broken record but the fact that the writers treated him like shit adds a layer to his narrative #like if he wasn’t saddled with his particular role within the restrictions of his particular universe I wonder whether he would’ve spoken #to as many sad freaks like me as he did #if he wasn’t written thru a misogynistic lens for a misogynistic audience his story may have been significantly less tragic #if he wasn’t in a story that viewed mental illness and addiction as moral failures. #if he wasn’t in a story that ultimately believed in Us vs Them and in the inherent Rightness of the nuclear family #if he wasn’t in a story that handwaved and made excuses for the abuse he suffered at the hands of his loved ones bc it was #merely a consequence of him straying from the Mission #thee singular male character that I’ll tell you is a woman and mean it in the sense that you CANNOT engage meaningfully with him without #acknowledging that his central conflicts and his defining traits and the way the fandom at large treats him are all tied up in #traditional expectations for female characters #he’s relatable if you’re a misunderstood woman and if you’re queer and if you’re a 2nd gen american #if you’ve felt lonely your whole life and if you feel like you never fit anywhere #an actually perfect character to me few others can compare #tag vomit

[dimension-246]

Shout out to Quaritch for fucking up a simple revenge mission by getting both his entire squad and an entire whaling ship dead and still not actually killing the guy he was there to kill. At least he got a cool dragon out of it.

#I want to know what it was like when they fitted them all their lil army style saddles #james cameron’s avatar #avatar twow #miles quaritch

[piosplayhouse]

And if I say Shen Qingqiu .....

#NEED TO SEE HIM AS A CENTAUR IN THIS LITTLE OUTFIT #but i shant... ive already sunk too much into making bingqiu horse riders #in another universe perhaps #i wonder if you could fit a model horse saddle on one of these #maybe. like a stablemate size ?

[planetary]

yepp… meow

#pardon my baggy fucking pants they do Not fit. #animal encounters #impostor boy #saddle #fluffy ginger #basketball #kind of a shoe reveal

[roxysmini]

Yep, the centaurs' dress first the Obitsu 11 body pretty well ! It's slightly too large and tends to poof up a little bit however (i'd suggest putting bloomers or undies with it...)

Also that dark grey looked too bland for me so I added some red highlights. I like it and it'll fit Carole's color scheme better now !

#my dolls #my crafts #sewing #doll outfit #Well it's only a small alteration of an existing dress #But honestly it makes it much cuter for me ! #Anyway this means I can make shirts and coats that fit all my 5 tiny dolls if I'm careful now #Some of my existing shirts won't fit since I use the Obitsu 11 ability to remove the arms to put them on #And I kinda want to make some saddle bags or something for the centaurs... need to brainstorm it

[the-batblog]

#Frodo and Sam #Lord of the Rings #Batman #Superman #SuperBat #polls #🦇🦇 #it's a hard decision for me #in a sense I definitely see Clark as the more cheerleading and supportive of the two #the one who does the bolstering and the pep talking and the defending #but also I see Clark as the one who is saddled with the weight of the world without ever being asked #and anyway I do strongly believe that one of Bruce's strongest powers is love #and that fits here

[horsesarecreatures]

The latest in Devoucoux b.s.

#saddles #saddle fit

[numberoneavalonfan]

serving so much cowboy cunt in this fit i fear

#:D #i love this fit a lot #sso #ssoblr #star stable #star stable online #star stable screenshots #sso screenshots #well the saddle isnt western #but #does it really matter

[mindmxtters]

also I would like to thank u all for ur patience while I was MIA for so long. I was, as the kids would say, Going Through It (tm)

#ooc. #it seems only fitting I resuscitate lexi on lu's 18th birthday. our little baby's all grown up and old enough to vote now. #I've been recovering from a one-two-punch of #family having to move in with me for what was originally only supposed to be a few months before it turned into almost a full year #during which my entire living space was taken over/I was constantly treated with outright contempt #& I was saddled with all the care and upkeep of a household of 4 (+ 3 chronically ill cats) #because if I didn't do it no one did and I just could not live in those conditions #they're moved out again hopefully never to return but lemme tell ya the stress from that one. indescribable. #+ some stuff w/ an old mutual (if u can read this it's not about u no worries) rly dampening my ability to relax and play in this space #it wasn't even really drama between us so much as Bad Behavior/Disrespect directed at others and it sat rly poorly with me #but like a phoenix (or a cockroach) I return! I couldn't stop loving lu and lexi if I tried

[bomb-proof]

Got to help my saddle fitter out and we saw some cute horses but even cuter dogs😂🥹

#so fun #blackbird equestrian #shes the best #and i've been using her since i was a kid #so felt pretty honored she'd ask me🥹 #also im pretty on it with my own horses and saddle fit but i always have her come out to validate my thoughts and we're always on the same #page!!